#joshzilla

[b-bow]

I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW FAT ARMS 😭

[commandeeznutz]

My newest brainrot huzzah!

[sharks-fandom-madness]

PLEASE SHARE ALL YOUR JOSHxPETE HEADCANONSSSS UHHHG

FINE FINE I WILL I WILLL!!!!

Pete x Josh HCs:

Pete:

When the club first started, Pete genuinely didn't give a rats ass about Josh or anything that he did. He honestly thought that Josh was a pussy (his words, not mine).

Aka that leads to Pete calling Josh a pussy, the f slur, etc etc (going off of the canon where he calls Josh that over emails)

The two honestly have the worst dilemma when it comes to who's "more gay" since they're both closeted teens who can't seem to accept that it's not wrong to like a guy.

But as time moves on, Pete notices how sci-fi horror is actually really REALLY cool. Like, the gore, the special effects-- have you SEEN the first Alien? The chest scene is amazing!

Pete immediately does think about Josh when it comes to sci-fi (sure Bill likes it a little, but screw Bill! He'd shit on all 3 of them if it meant it made Bill look good!) And Pete would show these films to Josh.

And once you start hanging out with someone more- you notice things you do and don't enjoy about them. (Mainly enjoy)

He likes the way Josh snorts when he laughs, the way he gets so excited that he jumps (he'd never seen a dude his size jump and its impressive), he thinks is kinda cool how Josh can quite literally carry everyone in their group if he's mad enough and-

He likes how warm he is when they sit down next to each other. That his hands are really soft (clammy too) and feel nice compared to his overly calloused ones (I believe in his dad making him do a lot like his brothers and that includes manual labor)

Pete probably got the crush first.

He hates that Josh is NICE to be around. He hates that his hair is long like a girl ("you tryna look like one, Joshzilla!? Cut it off already!") But when he's in bed alone he always sees that damn ponytail when he thinks about a girl or a horror movie.. it just comes back to bite him in the ass. He's so screwed.

Josh:

Same with Josh: he didn't really care much for Pete. Especially since Pete would rip on him for his weight (but so did everyone else so..) but Pete was/is the worst about commenting on his sexuality

Just like in the comics- no matter how hard Pete hits, he thinks its odd he loves vampires so much. He accuses him of the very same thing Pete rips on him for.

Josh honestly hated Pete for a little. That was, until Pete would (occasionally) defend him if things got too rough. And, his respect for him subtly rose. He didn't mention it, nor show it... but, he likes that Pete was willing to stand up for what he deems right. Maybe Josh can do the same if things kept going that way.

They've both been harassed by Greedo318 so they would bond over that too. Josh usually bonds over his own interests, not really caring about Pete's.. but eventually, he came to somewhat understand Pete's love for special effects when he found out most of his favorite shows and movies do the same thing.

Watching horror movies with Pete went well for them. Even if he would sometimes get a little pussy about scenes with suspense (me too, Josh). He would always end up huddled next to Pete. Always grabbing him by the arm with his teeth chattering. On good days, Pete would rub his back and calm him. ("There there, you big oaf. Ain't no reanimated corpses in this house. Get over it, Joshy!") It weirdly calms him down.

Josh didn't realize he liked Pete until the group broke up. It was when Pete fought against Bill in the comic shop did Josh realize that Pete MEANT something to him.

Basic HCs (if they're dating or whatever 🐟):

Pete bites. Hard. He loves that Josh is so soft- its like biting into raw meat (which he vocally praises- much to Josh's dismay)

Josh is the more touchy-physically affectionate one. He wouldn't say it, though. He's always grabbed Pete by the shoulder, arm, shoving him. He likes to bump foreheads with Pete, and Pete LOVES it. Because it's "not girly shit". (And then cuddles into Josh like his life depends on it)

Both of them suck ass at kissing. Pete thinks it's all tongue and spit. Josh thinks it's just pecking on the lips and hoping for the best. Eventually, though, they get the hang of it.

Pete gets cold easily, and Josh is a heater. It's perfect for Summer and Winter. Pete puts his cold hands on Josh when he's dying from the heat, while Josh would let Pete burrow himself into him during the winter.

Pete can cook, and it's not that bad.. if he's using a cookbook. He uses his mom's old cookbook that he stole (if his mom were alive, she would've given it to him anyways) from home. He makes some great meals- and they're pretty healthy funnily enough.

Speaking of health: Pete actually would worry about Josh's health. Sure, he's great to cuddle with, but he's probably seen Josh at his worst and his horrible eating habits (not to mention his mom having heart attacks.. that shit can be passed down). So, he's going to cook for the two of them from then on. And make sure the big lug takes his proper medication and go to his doctor appointments to make sure he's healthy.

I think if they're together as adults, they'd fix each other up. Since, Pete with Josh and Jerry seem to bring out (somewhat) the better in him. With how much more pathetic Josh is as an adult, I think they'd just help than hurt. I know.. wishful thinking 😵‍💫

They wouldn't get a pet, though. Never. They can just barely pull themselves together now, they can't throw in an animal

If they're living together, Pete would still work as a Sick Mofo, but he wouldn't stick around as long after work (for you know what. 😟) and spend it at home with Josh. And Josh.. he's actually trying with college. Pete convinced him to take some classes for writing (he can't let him live in delusions all of the time)

Eerrmm yea I think that's everything. Hit that subscribe button 😃

If you have more questions about them you know where my ask box is :3 🐟🫧🐠🪸🫧🐟🫧

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

i physically cannot draw josh. i can draw everyone else. but josh, i have such a huge hatred for him that i don't even consider putting him in my art. i can't. he'd probably weigh down my fucking sketchbook anyways.

joshzilla you ugly af

[eg2pte]

joshzilla levy scene redraw yyayay

no filter version (ngl i like this more)

also i might not be able to post that much for a while since im kinda being bombarded with performance tasks rn byebye ill come baxk pinky promise😿😿

[joshenstein]

was malcolm a chubby kid (like joshzilla) or did he gain weight later in life?

MALCOM LORE DUMP !! THIS QUESTION IS SO IMPORTANT 2 HIS CHARACTER LOL

HE WASNT A CHUBBY KID ! HE WAS PRETTY SKINNY WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER

HE DIDNT HAVE ANY WEIGHT PROBLEMS ON EITHER ENDS OF THE SPECTRUM , BUT WHEN HE GOT INTO HIS TEENS HIS PSYCHIATRIST SUGGESTED TO HIS PARENTS THAT HE START GETTING MEDICATED FOR HIS AUTISM BECAUSE AROUND THAT TIME HE STARTED TO “ MISBEHAVE “ MORE BECAUSE OF PUBERTY AND SUCH . THEY PRESCRIBED HIM ABILIFY , WHICH COULD TREAT SOME OF IRRITABILITY AND SOME OTHER THINGS .

WHILE TAKING IT THOUGH HE STARTED TO PUT ON WEIGHT !! IT WASNT A LOT , A COUPLE POUNDS THE FIRST FEW MONTHS . BUT DURING THIS , HE HAD TO MOVE FROM SAN FRANCISCO TO LOS ANGELES , LEAVING ALL HIS FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING HE WAS FAMILIAR WITH BEHIND , CAUSING HIM TO BECOME EXTREMELY DEPRESSED . MALCOM HATES CHANGE … CHANGES IN HIS ROUTINE OR ANYTHING CAN MAKE HIM FEEL VERY LOST AND IS USUALLY NOT GREAT - THAT DEPRESSION LEAD TO BINGE DRINKING AND SOMETIMES USING FOOD AS A COMFORT THING . THE EXCESSIVE DRINKING WITH HIS MEDICATION IS NOT A GOOD COMBINATION EITHER , BUT HE STILL DOES IT ( HE PROMISES HE DOESNT HAVE A PROBLEM )

MALCOM HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS BODY IMAGE . LIKE A REAL BIG PROBLEM . HE HATES THE WAY HE LOOKS BECAUSE HES ALWAYS DISLIKED THE WAY FAT PEOPLE LOOKED . AND NOW THAT HE IS FAT , HE HATES IT !!

[josh-levy-ask-me-anything]

Hey, Joshzilla,

I've heard u just skipped dinner or something like that,,

I'm not going to force u to eat, I noticed that a lot of people are already insisting on this.

But r u alright? Did something happen?

Don't get me wrong, just worried here, that's kinda unusual, coming from u

— Shell ( @josh-levy-ask-me-anything )

I'm fine. Just wasn't hungry tonight.

[r0cksh3l1]

Just visited Josh in hospital today,,, I drew Boba Fett's arm armor on his cast and signed it.

Also, I brought him some flowers and cupcakes that I baked.

Hope u liked it, Joshzilla.

( @josh-levy-ask-me-anything )

[campingville]

Ehehe

Pete, are there any cute camp girls around? Like absolutely stacked? Also, with all the horror movies you seen, aren’t you scared? Just a little bit?

And for you Josh! *hands you a singular piece of sharp cheddar cheese* There you go.

“Oh, ABSOLUTELY. Ya see, the good thing about this camp is that they let the girls go shirtless under their buttondowns, which they NEVER button up all the way. In other words, all they got on is a bra and a window to heaven! Its titslip central out here!! If i had known that, i wouldve begged my parents to send me here a while ago.”

“Also, do you take me for a puss? Im about as scared of killers as Joshzilla is of lunch.”

“…Thanks for that, i guess..? im lactose intolerant though. so i.. ill probably give this to Jerry.”

[justcruisingaroundrevived]

My First Kiss went a Little like this <3

Summary: Bill and Julie force themselves to see the latest superhero movie with each other. Things escalate quickly...

Word count: 1.5k

TW/CW: Misogyny, fatphobia, gross descriptions of kissing, fluff

A/N: Really thought "Bill would be an overachiever if he had his first kiss" and then never looked back.

Reblogs are appreciated <3

“C’mon, Jenny! You know how long we’ve been waiting to make fun of the new Major Violence sequel?!”

Midnight. Outside of the Alamo Drafthouse. Pacing back and forth while my sister tells me the terrible news; she won’t be coming with me to see Major Violence 2: The More, The Merrier. 

“Listen, I know, Julie, but 7-11 called me cause Isabella threw up all over herself the first 10 minutes of her shift.”

“Yeah, because she probably snuck her way into the Frat house next door to hers and got drunk.”

“True.”

“I mean, who else am I supposed to match with the image of the first issue?!”

“Maybe someone at the theatre. Or, you know, your little crush on-“

Click. Didn’t need to hear that from her. 

Pacing around the front of the theater, I avoided making eye contact with the person in the front. 

“This is bullshit…I don’t even like the films, I just wore the shirt to fit in. God, I’m so fucking-“

“STUPID! Josh, I KNEW your mom’s cooking would’ve gotten you sick, but NOOOO! ‘It’s the principle, Bill!’ Principles, my ass! Now I have to watch the greatest sequel of all time alone! And another thing-“

He stopped in his tracks once he saw me. I did the same thing. Both wearing identical shirts, we eyed each other up and down, not letting the horror sink in that we were seeing the same film. 

“What are you doing here?” I asked. 

“I can ask you the same question.” He sneered. 

“I was supposed to see it with my sister, but she had to back out because her shitty coworker got sick.”

“Joshzilla got everyone sick from his mom’s stupid cooking. Apparently, he didn’t know the matzoh balls expired 2 months ago, so everyone is now shitting and throwing up in their house! Probably have to go to the hospital because we decided to trust Joshzilla for once!”

“Why do you always insult your friends like that!”

“You do the same thing!”

“I HATE them! You have to at least like your friends, and you clearly don’t!”

“Whatever! Even then, the bigger question is why are you seeing the sequel to a film you, and I quote, ‘overly violent for no reason and had no character arc’, which, by the way, is not true. Major Violence’s heroic sacrifice actually demonstrates how violence is the answer, cause it ended with the world being doomed to Mushroom Man!”

“Mushroom Man was barely even that movie! He was just there for the fanservice and even then, he just said the same lines he always does! It’s like the writers didn’t care about his character arc whatsoever!”

“Are you two lovebirds going to quit it and actually purchase the tickets?!” The attendant yelled. 

We both looked at him, then side eyed each other. 

“Well….I hate you, you hate me.” I began, “However, being the only people seeing this movie, we should probably see it together.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Bill screeched. 

“Listen! It’s either that, or we don’t and awkwardly pretend we don’t exist.”

I can see Bill’s cheeks flush from this. His eyes darted down, up, left right, anywhere but my face. His hands crumpled to a fist as he sighed and took out his wallet. “You better not order the whole menu.”

“I won’t. Just have simple tastes.”

***

The movie, so far, was fine. 

Being the only ones at the theatre (can’t blame them. This movie was if shitty CGI the writers of “Scary Movie” had an abortion), the waiters attended to us. I ordered some fish and chips with chocolate chip cookies, with a side of soda. Bill? He basically ordered half of the menu! Popcorn and soda (refilled them twice in a row), a flat pan margarita, sour gummies, AND Mountain Dew. I could’ve sworn the waiter’s mouth dropped when Bill ordered this all at once. 

Anyways, I was drowning my Diet Coke while Bill obnoxiously chewed on the last of his popcorn. 

“You know, I heard they couldn’t get any of the original comic book writers for the sequel, so they were forced to use the ‘Fantastic Four’ writers.” Bill explained. 

“No wonder why this film sucks.”

“No it doesn’t! God dammit, Julie. You don’t understand anything complex! You just care about your shitty Barbie collection and those stupid Barbie movies and care about ‘the power of friendship’ and all that bull crap!”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me! All you girl collectors are the same; caring more about the fashion choices of the film rather than the actual integrity of it! I’ve seen you scour around Toys R Us and ONLY check  the dolls section. Don’t you actually care about the acting quality, or just if the dolls will come out pretty?”

I stood up, almost knocking my half full soda and stared daggers at him. “First of all, I care for the integrity of toys because I grew up playing with them. I didn’t just keep them pretty in a box just for the hope I can sell them for a profit, no, I USED THEM! That’s right! I broke them, dunked them in water, dragged them through the dirt the whole shebang!”

“Jeeze, no wonder your taste in collecting sucks!”

“It ‘sucks’ cause I allow myself to enjoy things! I want my Barbie’s, Bratzs, plushies, Strawberry Shortcakes and other girly things to be good! I want Christine Aguilera, Destiny’s Child, Aaliyah, Britney Spears to sound good! I want fashion magazines to actually give me advice, rather than just show me the most popular celebrities! I want actual substance!”

“Can you at least move? Your fame’s blocking the whole movie screen!”

“Maybe I want that!”

“Oh you would like that, huh?! For me to miss out on Major Violence in order to make ME, the biggest Major Violence fan, LOOK BAD! Typical women!”

“Typical man cares more about a stupid superhero movie rather than the actual real life woman in front of him!”

“At least Battle Broad had double Ds!”

“You’re so FRUSTRATING!”

“YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH!”

“I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!”

“SURPRISED YOU CAN EVEN HATE SOMEONE MORE THAN YOURSELF!”

Heaving. Both of us were heaving from this intense argument. I watch as his chest rises up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Sweat oozing from his face down to his neck (sheesh. I thought I sweated more).

This was it. The moment where I define him and walk out of the theatre, tell my friends that I defeated Bill Dickey once and for all, and get my just desserts. 

I couldn’t stop myself though. I grabbed onto his face; his acne scared, sweaty, oily face. Angled it towards my lips, and essentially smashed them into his own. 

I can feel how chapped and bitten they are (same with mine) and let my lips try and contour themselves with his own (thank you, Cosmogirl)! I felt Bill’s stillness, before he immediately grabbed my head and pulled me closer. 

Wait, he’s liking this?!

His tongue eagerly tried to explore mine, but all it really did was lick the top rows of my bottom and top teeth. I didn’t even seem to notice, as I was more focused on climbing onto his lap, but the Alamo seats made it impossible to do so honestly. So, I was stuck leaning up on him on my tippy toes. 

What was this moment? Never seen this in movies, though the excuse could be the enemies usually only kissed at the end, signifying that their love for each other was more important than their core rivalry. With Bill? I still hate him, but even that’s a harsh statement. At that moment, all I really knew was the movie’s about to end, and the waiters’ going to catch us locking lips with each other. 

When I tried pulling back, I was instead met with Bill guiding me to the seat itself. My legs are trying to cowboy him. With light protesting, I was on his lap.

…HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?!

What is Bill doing?! I KNOW the only times he’s me seen a woman making out was in Pornhub, WHY THE FUCK WAS HE PUTTING MY FULL WEIGHT ON HIM??

Was the kissing THAT good? I trust Cosmogirl with my advice, but THIS?! This would be considered second base, that’s REGULAR Cosmopolitan! Still, I’m enjoying the kiss, despite how amateurish he is. I hugged him, letting him get closer and closer to me. Oh god, I can stay in this moment forever…

…or at least, until the waiter flashes his lights on us.

“You know, I didn’t believe the attendant when he said you two were love birds-“

Bill shoved me off him, and I balanced myself and walked over to outside of the theatre. Could hear the waiter laughing his ass off as well. 

When Bill came out, his whole face was redder than a tomato. His head was down, picking at the cardigan. 

“This never happened, agree?”

“Capiche.”

“Good.”

He walked right past me and into the men’s restroom, leaving me wondering about what was the movie even about?

[commandeeznutz]

Some colored pieces from my sketchbook, huzzah!

[malicitor-bah]

Beast josh levy (from the eltingville club specifically his epilogue version) please :-)

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🐉Name: Josh Aaron Levy, Josh, Levy, Aaron, Joshua, Joshie, Joshula, Joshzilla, Joshantua

🐉Age: 18

🐉Gender/Sexuality: Man // Bisexual= Man, Women

🐉Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them

🐉Species/Media: Human; The Eltingville Club

🐉Emojis: 📖👓🍬

🐉Colour: #609cfe

🐉Role: TraumaHolder, NostalgiaHolder, ConfidenceHolder

🐉Behaviour:

Josh is passionate and loud, taking his interests too seriously.

^^^ Beneath his aggressive exterior lies frustration. He’s insecure, especially about his social standing, romantic prospects, and place in the world. He projects his identity through fandom, and any challenge to it feels like a personal attack.

He's very intelligent, knowledgeable and enthusiastic... Even if he might come off as too rude, he's truly an empathetic and kind person.

🐉Triggers:

Positive= Comics he likes, Movies he likes, Figures, Science Fiction, Star Trek

Negative= Arguments, Questioning his interests

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~💙✨🃏

[herotting]

@shining-stxrs sent . . . "I cannot believe a girl liked you before any of us." shining-stxrs (josh for bill about meg lol)

Bill snorted, smug ass smile on his face. ❝ You can't POSSIBLY mean that, Joshzilla ! Obviously outta all of us, I'd be the best candidate for a girlfriend. I'm handsome, smart, badass, & uh . . . oh yeah, I weigh less than Jabba the Hut. ❞

[gr33do318]

REALLY!!! I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!!!

COME ON JOSHZILLA, HIT ME HARD!!!

BILL!!

HAVE YOU BEEN USING A LOADED DICE!!!!?

No…

I’ve been playing fair!!

Who told you this??

[josh-levy-ask-me-anything]

Oh my god, Joshzilla! No one cares that your cat is dead!!!

Fuck. You.

[campingville]

“Jerry needs to quit taking my phone.”

~~~

“Bill, they have waffles in the main area, you coming?”

“Yeah, sure. Let me brush my hair first.”

“Jerry, do you have a hair tie?”

“Josh my hair is short”

“Fuck!! My hair is a mess and i forgot where i put my hair ties!”

“Chillax, Joshzilla. We can ask a counselor when we get up to the cafeteria for one, they got like, one of everything.”

“Yeah-! It’ll be alright Josh! Your hair doesn’t look all that bad, anyways!”

“Thanks..”