#just...Them

[wingardiumlevibvllshit]

samguel brainrot is hitting so hard rn i miss them already so here are some random silly headcanons

sam is the driver in the relationship and miguel is the most attentive passenger princess you've ever seen

holding her coffee for her to drink while she drives, feeding her snacks, texting people for her, etc

and his hand is practically glued to her thigh, waiting for her hand to let go of the steering wheel

sam is a huge swiftie and she plays almost exclusively taylor in her car so now miguel knows the lyrics to almost every song

(his favourite album is red tv but his favourite song is the best day tv bc he too loves his mom)

(sam's favourite album is evermore and her favourite song is this love tv)

saturday is always date night and they both prefer activity dates so they usually go to the arcade, bowling, laser tag, etc

they did the alphabet date challenge and for c they decided to do cooking, specifically lucille's chicken cacciatore (keeping with the c theme)

if s5ep3 is any indication, miguel is not that great in the kitchen but he tried to help sam any way he could, which was primarily handing her stuff and telling her how pretty she looked

they only disagreed once, when it came to g, because sam wanted to go on a ghost tour and miguel preferred go karting, since they would go on a haunted house for h anyway

they ended up going go karting, because miguel smiled at sam and she forgot what she was saying

miguel's favourite letter was u - underground cave tour (for the next like five weeks his lockscreen was a picture of sam in the goofy helmet and she rolled her eyes at it whenever she saw it)

sam's favourite letter was m - murder mystery dinner (she got super competitive and changed miguel's contact name into 'public enemy #1' bc he solved it like a minute before she did)

they both love to babysit laura so much and especially love taking her to the park

(sam just about melted when she caught miguel taking a nap on the couch with an also sleeping laura in his arms)

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Havelock Vetinari & Samuel Vimes Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Samuel Vimes Additional Tags: Hogswatch (Discworld), No Drama, Everyone lives, Just a nice little holiday ficlet, Friendship, Or pre-slash if you're that way inclined, Basically just whatever the hell these two have going on, Set post-Night Watch, Kind of a missing scene but not for any specific book

Summary:

Vimes and Vetinari exchange gifts at Hogswatch.

A huge thank you to everyone who has read, liked or commented on any of my fics this year...you have brought me so many smiles and it has been an absolute pleasure to write for you 💜 Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate! 🎄

[seraphfighter]

I woke up today thinking about Aila and Astarion's life post-canon. About how she gives him the safe place he needs to grow and heal. The safe place to mourn everything he's been through. She helps him to figure out who he is, what he wants and what he enjoys. To live life again.

And on the other hand, he shows her that she doesn't need to run. She doesn't need to hide any parts of herself. Even the jagged, broken ones. If she never wants to see her family again? Fine. If she wants to step away from the thieving and the mercenary work? That's okay too. Because he's not going anywhere.

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[unpeeled-human]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[opera-ghost]

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[fireheartwraith]

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[mo-mode]

[dawnhorse]

I hope they meet each other one day