#kazoos and streamers

[acupoffelicity]

mass destruction kazoo cover from stream the other night.

[06268]

Sam wearing a pink George hoodie today. :)

[ji-lixie]

i watch this man break out a kazoo on his stream and im like u could never be jonghyun shinee

[madelynraemunson]

Bonus scene 𓆩♡𓆪

from the CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT universe (18+)

strip club owner!eddie x fem!exotic dancer!hargrove!reader

timeline: 015, THIS SCENE, 016** | ** = smut

Eddie has an important question to ask you on your birthday.

contains: fluff, physical touch, flirting, loverboy!eddie, romantic eddie, implied history of abuse from billy

wc: 1k words

*play this while you read to really be immersed in st nostalgia* 🥹 (if you want)

♡

“Oh no,” you breathe.

Everything starts to make more sense when you see Steve waiting for you at Hellfire’s doors. He’s got the smuggest look on his face. You quickly try to turn and run the other way, already embarrassed. But the former Star Athlete is faster, immediately lunging at you to drag you into the club.

“Nope!” Harrington protests.

“Steve-” you begin.

“No no no no,” he shakes his head. “Where do you think you’re going, young lady?”

They’re all gonna see you like this. You hate to admit it, but you had just spent your entire commute crying — evident by your raccoon eyes — because you thought everyone (except for Billy) had forgotten your birthday.

Robin and Vicky were already out of the house by the time you woke up. Max, you assumed, got a ride from Steve to their new barista job. Chrissy turned down a pre-shift ‘Hot Girl Walk’, and Eddie never called. It was starting to feel like the most Adult birthday ever, but by a long shot not the worst.

“Put me down!” you persist.

Birthdays suck. Especially when you share one with your abuser. But you’re in a new era now. An era where you are loved, celebrated, and protected.

“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHY GIRL!”

You’re bombarded by obnoxious kazoos and party hats, streamers and confetti in all shapes and colors, and what looks like a homemade birthday cake in Jane (Mike’s girlfriend)’s hands, decorated with funky, florescent candles, and crafty red hearts that overpowered every inch of the thick white fondant.

“Oh my god,” you beam.

Max, Robin and Vicky. Chrissy, Argyle, Nancy, Jonathan, and Henry. Will, Lucas, Dustin, Mike, Jane, and Erica who also just had a birthday (she turned 18 last week). Steve. Gareth, Jeff, and Grant. All the faces you’ve grown to know and love since moving to Hawkins, all together in one room to celebrate YOU.

“We were trying so hard to keep this a secret,” Steve explains as he gives you a hug. “I’d say we did a pretty good job.”

“Yeah sorry we couldn’t get a better location,” Mike adds. “Chuck E Cheese was fully booked so Hellfire was the next best thing.”

“You guyssss,” you begin to sob. “This is oddly perfect. Thank you.”

“Well,” Jane says. She holds the cake up to your face. “There's no sense in waiting any longer. Make a wish!”

You close your eyes. I wish for life to always be this peaceful.

And when you open your eyes, you see Eddie in front of you, with a beautiful rose bouquet and a bag in his hands.

“Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

His eyes are twinkling like a kid who woke up early on Christmas morning. You greet him with a warm hug to which he uses that opportunity to affectionately rub your back. You hear some soft “aww”s in the background, but you’re too infatuated with the man in front of you to jokingly scorn at whoever said it.

“How’d you know it was my birthday?” you ask him.

“You can find out lot of stuff from paperwork,” Eddie winks at you. “Specifically your resume. Which, might I say, is very impressive.”

“Why, thank you, sir,” you giggle.

You can tell the sir made Eddie’s stomach do somersaults. Completely blushing now, he hands you your gift in the form of a bag, ushering you to open it — right here — in front of everybody.

"You didn't have to..." you mutter quietly.

You take the bag from him.

"Yet… I did," Eddie spews confidently. He watches as you unwrap your gift. “I’d get you strippers but then it’d feel like work. And your bday should never feel like work.”

You nudge him as you roll your eyes. Such a fucking cornball.

But then you become the cornball. A tear begins to form in your eyes when you look at all your gifts. The roses. A custom metalhead Build-A-Bear with a leather jacket and jeans whose certificate reads “Eddie Bear”, and a gold plated charm bracelet from Everlasting Memories with your name engraved on it. But just when you think you had everything, Eddie scoops up the last one from the bottom. It’s a small wooden sign with a message on it.

CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND?

“Oh my god…” is all you can say.

His voice is as gentle as the fingers he uses to patiently graze your arm. "So can I?"

The tear that formed in your eye finally trickles its way down your rosy red cheeks. "Of course you can."

Then you two share a kiss, eliciting an even louder swarm of “aww”s than the ones before, and generating a reaction from nearby, a very curious dancers.

“I hope you know how special you are to each and every one of us,” Eddie says to you. “Especially me, haha.”

You wipe the happy tears away from your eyes.

“It sure feels like it.”

Eddie gives you the day off and you use it to stuff your face and play board games with all your friends. Eventually after the short festivities you stay behind to chill with everyone for a bit. Then you go your own way to start making dinner, which you insisted on, at home.

When you get home, you’re surprised with another text message from Billy.

Billy Hargrove

I’d say the move has helped us a lot. I have room to miss you 🤣

You smile as you answer back.

To be better days ❤️ Happy birthday, brother. I miss you tons.

Billy Hargrove loved “To better days ❤️ Happy birthday, brother. I miss you tons.”

After your convo with Billy, you make your way over to the freezer to grab and defrost the chicken. Tonight’s menu consists of chicken, greens, and potatoes for dinner, followed by some birthday muffins Bob Newby had his bakers make at his coffee shop (courtesy of Max and Steve) for dessert.

Next, you begin to set the table, making sure to make seven settings for tonight: you, Max, Robin, Vicky, one for Eddie, and one for Wayne.

And when you’re finally done, you take a look around your house that you have made a home with your sister and best friends. You’re finally home. Hawkins is home. And for the first time in a really long time, you can truly say you’ve had… a happy birthday.

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[skullcandy11111198]

Leveragetober23 Day 5: birthday

It was his birthday. Ugh.

Yet another humdrum day of feigned well wishes from silly little sycophants that just want to be as high up as him, hoping to step on him on their own way up. (He knows he's better than all of them, but do they really need to remind him every time they open their mouths and let drivel pour out? NO. But they do it anyway. *Sigh*) Yet another backpack from the higher ups as a show of "appreciation" for his dedication to the organization all these years. Yet another pointed text from his ex-wife reveling in his advanced age -- congratulations waylaid and thrown over a cliff long before she ever got to the "happy" part of happy birthday.

The only joy this day brings him is the wonderful dinner his daughter treats him to every year. Since she was 7 she decided it was her job to get her dad to show one real smile (not solely aimed at her) at least one day a year, so she always sends him some sort of surprise gift when he leasts expects it. Ironically, he has therefore come to completely expect it, but she still manages to surprises him every year (though it really shouldn't given the type of woman she has become) with caring and thoughtful gifts that mean the world to him. She may never understand how much, but she is the reason for his joy, and if she wants him to be happy, then he will, simply for her.

Therefore, he was excited (deep, deep down in his gut, probably somewhere behind his left kidney), and not all that suspicious, when he came back from yet another meeting on this damnable day to find the CD port of his computer popped open, with a disk lying in the slot, topped with a large pink bow. On the CD, someone had written "SURPRISE!" and beneath it, "Happy Birthday!"

Feeling a small bounce of excitement within him (that he will forever deny on pain of death or sodium pentathol), and wondering what his daughter had gotten him this year, he moved the bow aside and pushed in the disk.

BOOOOOOM

Confetti explodes from tubes hidden throughout his office! His plants somehow start singing happy birthday songs, each in a different language! His blinds act on their own accord, closing to reveal another birthday message across the shutters! A party hat descends from a pulley machine lowering down from the ceiling tiles, to hang jauntily off the side of his head! His drawers pop open to reveal a cake that looks like it was baked, iced, and decorated in his desk! And his computer! Oh his computer…

His screen has been taken over by a repeating video of Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison, and Parker, all in party hats, blowing kazoos with shrieking noises emanating from his speakers, and hoisting red solo cups and cupcakes at him mockingly from under a banner declaring "Happy Birthday!" in joyful, bright font. At the bottom of the screen, once the video had replayed enough times and he could hear again after the confetti pipe bombs stopped exploding in his face, a small message appeared at the bottom of the screen.

"Check the confetti." He scowled. He checked the confetti.

"Your birthday present is in your couch." He scowled. He checked his couch.

A close examination revealed the cushions were not at the exact angle he always left them in (to allow any interlopers who dared one, enter his office or two, sit on his furniture, to immediately slouch and slide forward in an unbecoming manner). Pulling away the cushions revealed a large streamer acting as a pull tab to open the base of his couch, and when he pulled it (cringing inside at the thought of any more…surprises) it revealed…A man. A man, wrapped in wrapping paper and ribbon (is that duct tape?), in a surprisingly secure manner to keep him from escaping. A man with a bow on his head and a USB taped to his forehead, along with a note. A note that read, "This is Colin Mason (also know to very few people as "Chaos," and to many more as "that asshole"). Please feel free to detain him at your leisure, you will find proof of many of his more embarrassingly simply hacking crimes on the USB (see: forehead)."

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and a young blonde woman hesitantly stepped inside while the rest of the floor looked in behind her, attempting to see what had transpired in his office in the past two minutes. Looking around curiously, having missed the start of the party, she finished her look-about to give him a small smile and said, "Heyyy, Dad, what's going on in here? And…nice…hat?"

He growled.

It is Jim Sterling's 53rd birthday. Ugh.

[moondust-imagines]

Ink Part 2 (Christian Cage x Fem!Reader)

I promised I was only going to write one shots but here we are

Part one here

October 30th 2000 Monday Night Raw

You climbed out of the limo just after Christian, grinning at Kurt Angle as Adam chattered about ‘living in luxury”. All of you had the night off, thanks to Stephanie. Speaking of which, she was sniffling away behind you. She clearly had a nasty flu but was determined to stick around to help out Kurt. You linked your arm in hers as you followed the boys to her locker room where you were going to set up Adam’s ‘party’.

“You sure you don’t want to go back to the hotel hun? That cough sounds awful” You asked sympathetically. Her eyes were red and puffy as she shook her head at you.

“I want to be here for the cage match” She sniffled. You knew better than to try and argue with her.

Once you had decorated Stephs locker room, you sat yourself on Christian’s lap. His arms quickly circled around your waist to pull you against his chest and he gave you a gentle kiss on your shoulder. Kurt paid you both no attention as he was far too preoccupied with Steph curled up on the chair opposite but Adam let out a huff of displeasure.

“Can you two quit it for one day? As a birthday present?” He whined. You knew he wasn’t actually upset about it. It wasn’t like he was sleeping alone at night either.

“Got to keep my girl happy, don’t want to die old and alone like you” Christian teased earning a shove from the other man.

“Alright boys, play nicely” You sighed playfully. You reached down to grab the presents you and Christian had hastily wrapped this morning.

“These are for you, birthday boy” You grinned.

Considering it was a shirt that both of them were given for free, he seemed pretty happy with it. You leant over to give him a friendly kiss on the cheek when he thanked you. Christian huffed and demanded one too, like you’d ever deny him a kiss.

Hunter stormed into the room soon after, probably to check on his wife. As much as the boys tried to keep the energy going, everyone else was clearly having none of it. When they found the streamers and kazoo, it was no surprise that you were all kicked out.

Adam disappeared to meet a friend, you guessed he was getting a ‘present’ from one of the girls. You and Christian had found a quiet corner away from everyone else. You were perched on a table with him sitting on a metal chair between your legs as you played with his long blonde hair.

“You really think we’ll grow old together?” You asked quietly. He looked up at you with those blue eyes that always made you melt and smiled softly.

“Of course I do, your stuck with me for the long run now babe” He replied.

2023 AEW: Dynamite

You wished you could say you didn’t think about Christian often but you’d be lying. Sure, it had been a good few years since he had walked out of your home. He had left you in tears with barely a glance back. You had even tried to warn Jack when they started working together but then you were framed as the jealous ex. You wonder what Jack thought of you now. Adam joining the company had been refreshing, he had always been a good friend to you regardless of Christian. Now you suppose he’s seeing the side of Christian that broke your heart.

You were stood at the bottom of the stairs leading to the stage. Adam practically jumped down the stairs, still running high on the adrenaline. He greeted you with a, harder than intended, pat on the back. You walked him back to his locker room, making comfortable conversation the whole way. He stopped just before his door and checked there was no one else in the hallway.

“So, how’re you doing? It can’t be easy seeing.. him every week” Adam said quietly. You had been dreading this conversation with him. He knew everything that that happened between you and Christian.

“It’s fine. He’s preoccupied, hasn’t actually came near me yet” You shrugged. You felt yourself getting self-conscious. It wasn’t unusual in a company with so many people in it to not speak to everyone all the time. But you both had been here for a year or two now. Adam raised an eyebrow at you suspiciously.

“Suppose that’s better than him harassing you as well. Maybe someone’s had a word with him” He mused. He pulled you into a bone crushing hug, promising that him and Beth would have you over for dinner soon. Then he disappeared into his locker room leaving you to wander around by yourself.

You decided there wasn’t much else you were needed for so you shot Tony a quick text before heading for your car. You saw Nick and Killswitch crowding the car parked next to yours and silently cursed fate. You smiled politely at them as you passed. As you rounded your car to get in, you were met with Christian. His phone was pressed to his ear, he must have tried to get some privacy behind your car. He mumbled goodbye and shoved it in his pocket. There was a moment of awkward silence before you went to the car door.

“Leaving early?” He asked. You willed yourself to just get in your car and drive away, it’s what he would do. You just didn’t have it in you.

“Yeah, Adam’s finished his segment. No one else to hang around for” You shrugged. He hummed in response and the awkward silence fell again.

“How’s your back feeling?” He asked. You wanted to roll your eyes, of course he wanted to know. He’d probably rub it in your face for weeks that you were the only one that couldn’t heal up to come back.

“Hurts when I stand up too long, so if you don’t mind” You gestured to your car. His eyes flashed with hurt at your dismissal but he stepped back to let you get in.

“See you around” He muttered as you slammed the door shut.

Once he was out of sight again, you ran your fingers over his name tattooed on your shoulder. You had thought about getting in removed so many times over the years, now you were cursing yourself for never going through with it. His marks were still all over you, physical or not.

[enpr-ss]

The snails are alive!!!! That’s such a cool thing for the auction. And the vinyl record art looks amazing too! The permits were also such a good idea. And the music!!! What a good way to get people to pay attention to the intros. Etho denying charity because he still needs to use his tissue box. On brand. And having MOJANG be the site of the event??? That’s actually such a huge deal!!!!!

They really just be torturing our streamers for charity now??? Grian was the perfect person to give the remote to. Such a diabolical mind. He’s so giddy with power and it’s clearly the best moment of his life. And Martin’s reaction was the best. Ethically I disapprove but I will admit to rewinding the peak moments several times. Pay to save is also a hilarious way to get money. Snapshot is such a good name for a time powers character! Some of these are great questions too. (If I was dropped into the past, what would I do to prove that I’m from the future? Easy. Pay my respects to my ancestors aka my great grandmothers.) the vibrate to mess with Impulse at the end…pure evil. MARTYN’S REACTIONS HAHAHA. THE SHOCKCAST LOL. And of course Scar wanted to get a cattle prod omg.

What a cool guitar omg. Grian is a menace to travel with, is what I learned. ROBO CLEO?!?!?

Ah it’s “loud” not “lewd”. My bad. The complete bafflement at Skizz and the cut from Gem to Jimmy is perfection. And Grian doing antics in the background!!! Definitely going to watch all the streams. Skizz what is this x 1000. Pearl showing everyone up with her excellent IRL art skills. Cub’s commitment to the beard and wig is amazing. The cut and switch of the host stream is actually pretty good! THE CAT KEYBOARD. That’s Mario, Jimmy. JIMMY CLOUDS ARE NOT BLUE. The cut to Cub flipping over his guess of skizz’s drawing. Incredible. Oh dust bunnies is such a good take, classic Gem. WAIT THAT’S WHAT SKIZZ’S PROMPT WAS??? Yeah Skizz THAT’S what a giraffe looks like. “Who built that one?” “Skizz” lies False with 0 hesitation. Everyone’s outrage and horror at Skizz. JIMMY DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD COLORS WHEN THEY WERE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM! “Man’s got no ligaments he’s got no bones! Ohhh” and Grian can’t take it anymore and leaves. Classic Skizz. Cub’s always getting shot on stream lol. SKIZZ WHAT IS THAT. Cub no. You were on such a good track why. Gem’s silent resignation to drawing feet on stream. And it’s not bad, with knees and heels too. Her disappointed sighs. The whoopee cushion slap in the face as Jimmy despair over having to draw feet. And then Jimmy quite efficiently snatches the whoopee cushion and manhandles Grian into sitting on it. Truly a Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass moment. I’m so glad the host stream caught it. Jimmy not the “…” Cub built that in f5? Incredible. The amounts that the drawings are going for on the auction is astounding.

Martyn MVP again with the rapid fire readings of the dollar drive! Incredible. Rip Grian. The return of Etho’s Dishwasher! And Man’s Eternal Struggle. It’s always amazing to me that Martyn can make a list of names actually entertaining to listen to.

CARELESS WHISPERS LOL IMPULSE FUMBLING THE LAST MARBLE AND SHOUTING IN OUTRAGE. “Impulse is not a Swiftie and I’m disappointed!” Not bad for Ren and Skizz. Grian with the tactics but failing with the giggling. Jimmy pull yourself together!!! They were doing so well on the kazoo ping pong balls. No wonder Grian smacked him. And it was LOUD. And they still won lol. Gem with the stick of persuasion…. So much noise and so much anxious yelps from Impulse. Honestly they did pretty well for having 0 time to plan. Rip Impulse stepping on all the bubble wraps. ROBOREN!!! What is this strategy I can’t. Literally trampling all the bubble wrap. Interesting strat from Control Issue Micromanager Grian. And I didn’t realize there were balls in the sticks for extra noise. Excellent work. But still nearly lost to the Swifties lol.

Scar’s bafflement at Skizz’s sock lol. The dono bridge! Sad I missed it.

What is this tortilla slap fight trend??? Of course Impy ripped the tortilla twice. Omg rip Tango. Impulse is so competitive lol. WAIT DID GRIAN GET FRIENDLY FIRED??? And Gem???

False is completely ready to murder Ren in game and IRL. Props to production for showing the saga of Ren stealthing to False.

Tortilla fight part 2! Grian slapped him so hard that he spat lol.

Jimmy was the number 1 nerf target. The nerf wars!!! Now that was a proper battle!!

[randoms-random-blog-of-random]

woohoo... give it up for year 11! Year 11!!! happy birthday! streamers! kazoos! idk..

[einsteinsugly]

January 1, 1992. The Birthday Girl.

"Look at the birthday girl!"

The Forman dining room is decorated with silver streamers and cat balloons, as Kitty waves and coos, to capture a tiny tot's fleeting attention. Her youngest grandbaby, wearing a birthday hat and proudly holding a kazoo, is turning two.

In turn, the tiny redhead laser focuses on the disposable camera, flashing a brief smile to her Ani. But once again, true to form, she is easily distracted by the cake her Pop just hauled in. With two whole birthday candles, proudly perched on top.

The cake is homemade, courtesy of her Ani's kitchen, made with love. It's snickerdoodle flavored, with a plethora of cats dancing from top to bottom.

Thrilled by Leah's temporary fixation, if only for a mere second, Kitty glances at her choice of party wear. Instead of choosing a lovely floral dress with lots of flounce, with adorable little Mary Janes, Leah has chosen leggings, a floral tunic, a baggy sweater, and sneakers.

Thus, motioning to Jackie, Kitty sighs, and softens her tone to a mere whisper. "It would be nice if she liked the dress I chose for her."

Jackie nods in agreement, but Leah hears and sees it all, and firmly shakes her head in complete and utter defiance. "No. No fluffy."

"I swear, that girl hears everything." Kitty slightly raises her voice, as Eric and Donna enter the room, utensils and camera in hand. "She reminds me of..."

Eric senses the name on the tip of his mother's tongue, the sister who must not be named, so he swiftly cuts her off. With an awkward little smile. "Yeah, she came running when I simply said the word cake."

Once again, Leah is bursting with excitement, playing her kazoo. "Cake!"

Donna chuckles, lovingly patting Eric's chest. Toying with the semi-professional camera draped around his neck, with a red and blue strap. "I think she loves cake more than you do."

"Hey, Lee." Like Peter Parker at the Daily Bugle, Eric's going places, motioning to his youngest daughter. But family shenanigans are still fun to capture and archive, with his Canon camera now firmly in hand. "Why don't you smile for the camera?"

"I'm cute." Leah does a little curtsy, as sassy can be, twirling around with relative ease. Click, click.

"I don't know why she chose your outfit." Jackie scoffs, as her best friend moans, "I guess she takes after you. I mean, you wore mom jeans before you even became a mom."

The eldest redhead is used to this banter, though, and she loudly groans in surface-level disapproval. "Uh huh."

"Tweed blazers are so 1987. And shoulder pads should've never been a trend..."

Hyde cuts off his wife, brandishing a small black lighter. "Think it's time to blow out the candles."

But Kitty firmly shakes her head, making a makeshift loudspeaker with her hands. "We have to sing happy birthday first, Steven."

The other kids hear the pointed cue, and so do Fez and Kelso, and they all come barreling in like a bunch of monkeys. Except James, who has been trying to convince Leah to play with a mountain of Duplos in the den for the past ten minutes.

James nervously yanks on her shirt, and Leah playfully blows the kazoo in his face. "After cake, can we play?"

"Yeah." Leah brushes him off, dutifully focusing on the cake. "I want cake."

Donna sighs, rattling off the itinerary. "We still have to open the presents, too."

"No dolls?" Leah inquires, as her mother dutifully nods.

"No dolls. I told everyone." Donna smirks, patting her husband's back, a remnant of childish camaraderie. "I'm pretty sure it includes your dolls too, Eric."

As per usual, Eric gets worked up, gesturing erratically. "Action figures!"

Donna smirks, accomplishing a very typical mission. "It never gets old."

*****

Other than Eric, and maybe Fez and Donna, the birthday song is notably off-tune. Particularly with Leah using a kazoo as a makeshift metronome.

Although the song subsides, Leah continues to play her kazoo, and Eric rolls his eyes. "Thanks for giving her a kazoo, Kelso."

Kelso is grinning from ear to ear, achieving a very simple master plan. "You're welcome."

After a few more seconds, Leah relinquishes the kazoo, refocusing on the cake. And on a certain string bean. "Daddy!"

Sounding distinctly like the sister that must not be named, Eric still lovingly races to her side. "You need help?"

"Nope." Leah huffs, puffs, and blows out the candles, before pointing to the seat next to her. "Sit."

Eric dutifully obeys. "Okay..."

"I love you, Daddy."

The crowd bursts into a chorus of awws, as Leah amply kisses her dad's waiting cheek.

But with the force of a softball pitcher, winding up like a windmill, Leah takes a giant glob of cake with her grubby hands. And in the blink of an eye, she smears it all over Eric's face.

"Good cake?" Leah licks her fingers, as Eric hurriedly wipes the glob off his face, sticking the tasty treat in his mouth. Before his mother can...

Click, click. "Yeah...that's a good cake."

[jenkinsthedragon220]

GHOSTPONY ADVENTURES ACROSS EQUESTRIA 22 QUEEN ARTISTE AND FLASH SENTRY'S ANNIVERSARY

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Adventure, Magic Starring: GhostPony, Princess Kincade, Lightning Bass, Mr. Black, Rogan, Queen Artiste, JC, Greenmane, Lightning Zapp, Flash Sentry, Stephanie W Kincade, Jack Farmer, Dani Farmer, Lacey Farmer

CHAPTER 1: The Royal Invitation SFX: WHOOSH! (magical wind rushes through Ponyville)

A bright envelope zooms into GhostPony’s castle, landing dramatically in his cereal bowl.

GHOSTPONY (spits cereal) "Blugh! Who mails royal invitations into breakfast?!"

LIGHTNING BASS (snorts) "Maybe it’s enchanted cereal. Check the prize inside!"

SFX: MAGICAL TWINKLE! (the envelope unfolds with a glowing golden shimmer)

ROGAN (reading) “To our dearest friends across Equestria: You are cordially invited to the 10th Anniversary of Queen Artiste and Flash Sentry — held at the Crystal Ballroom in Canterlot!”

MR. BLACK "A party with royalty, glitter, and dramatic slow-dance music? Count me in."

GHOSTPONY "Time to dust off the formal suits… or not. I’m going flashy."

SFX: WHOOSH! (a swirl of magic surrounds GhostPony) SFX: SPARKLE SPARKLE! (his mane poofs extra wavy)

CHAPTER 2: On the Road to Canterlot JC "You packed the gift, right? Please tell me someone packed the gift!"

GREENMANE "I thought YOU were packing it!"

SFX: CART SKID! (the wagon skids to a stop) EVERYONE "OH NO!"

LIGHTNING ZAPP (from the back) "We forgot the gift?! But I drew a whole comic book for them!"

GHOSTPONY "Relax! I’ve got emergency glitter and a backup gift. We’re good."

**SFX: SPARK! POP! FIZZ! ** (GhostPony opens a hidden magical compartment full of glowing presents)

LIGHTNING BASS "Remind me to never doubt your over-preparation again."

CHAPTER 3: Arrival in Canterlot SFX: TRUMPETS BLARING! TRUMPETS: "BWAHHH BWAHHHHHHH!"

STEPHANIE W KINCADE (giggling) "Too loud! Too royal!"

JACK FARMER (zooming around) "I wanna ride the trumpet pony!"

DANI FARMER "We’re here for Queen Artiste and Flash Sentry, remember?"

LACEY FARMER "Ooooh! Look at the crystal cupcakes!"

PRINCESS KINCADE "Children, let’s not eat the decorations this time."

SFX: THUMP! (Jack flies into a pillar) JACK FARMER "…Ow. Pillars are mean."

CHAPTER 4: The Glittery Ceremony SFX: MUSIC PLAYS – Harps, violins, and one confused kazoo.

FLASH SENTRY (nervously adjusting his tie) “Artiste, you sure you want to do this again? Remember last year’s enchanted cake monster?”

QUEEN ARTISTE (grinning) "I enchanted a new one. This one sings opera."

SFX: BOOM! (A giant cake rises, singing falsetto opera) CAKE MONSTER: "FIIIIIGAAAAROOOOOOOO!"

MR. BLACK (deadpan) "Why is this normal now?"

ROGAN "Because this is us."

GHOSTPONY "Let the anniversary madness BEGIN!"

CHAPTER 5: Magical Mayhem and Dancefloor Drama SFX: DISCO LIGHTS! DJ RECORD SCRATCH! SFX: FIREWORKS BURST OVERHEAD!

JC (dancing with a levitating teacup) "This tea is more graceful than me!"

GREENMANE (battling enchanted streamers) "They’re ALIVE!"

LIGHTNING ZAPP (shows off unicorn magic) "Watch this! Fireworks spell!"

SFX: PZZZZZZT—BOOM—SPLOOSH! (A geyser of glitter explodes) LIGHTNING BASS "Zapp, that was my last clean mane!"

PRINCESS KINCADE (to GhostPony) "Your son is learning well."

GHOSTPONY (covered in glitter) "And causing glitter-based chaos. I’m proud."

CHAPTER 6: The Heartfelt Vow Renewal SFX: SOFT VIOLINS FLASH SENTRY (holds hooves with Queen Artiste) "You still look more magical than the Crystal Heart."

QUEEN ARTISTE "You still look like a confused guard in a tux."

FLASH SENTRY "Aw, thanks."

GHOSTPONY (tearing up) "If I cry, it’s from romance… and glitter in my eye."

LIGHTNING BASS (sobbing dramatically) "I LOVE LOVE."

SFX: CHOIR OF BIRDS SINGING! (One bird slightly off-key)

CHAPTER 7: Afterparty Nonsense and Sparkle Punch MR. BLACK (sipping the punch) "This has twelve kinds of fruit and three kinds of chaos."

ROGAN "That’s just how Queen Artiste makes it."

STEPHANIE W KINCADE "Who wants to play Spin the Crown?"

DANI FARMER "I vote for Truth or Zap!"

LACEY FARMER "Too much zap! I’m still tingling from last time!"

GHOSTPONY "Family and friends, chaos and glitter. What more could we want?"

SFX: THUNDERCLAP! (a random portal opens and closes) LIGHTNING ZAPP "That wasn’t me this time!"

CHAPTER 8: A Magical Ending As the moonlight sparkled on Canterlot’s towers, Queen Artiste and Flash Sentry shared one last dance.

FLASH SENTRY "I wouldn’t change anything about our life."

QUEEN ARTISTE "Not even the singing cake monsters?"

FLASH SENTRY "Especially not those."

SFX: GIGGLES. SFX: MAGICAL STARS TWINKLING ABOVE.

The party continued long into the night, filled with laughter, hugs, confetti explosions, and more magical messes. Another unforgettable anniversary in Equestria… thanks to GhostPony and friends. the end THE END.

[dilfzziie]

howdy, welcome to my blog. 

I reblog a lotta stuff and sometimes I make text posts if I'm feeling especially freaky 

my name is Kazoo, you can call me Kaz for short, or Kazzy for the exact same length. I also respond to Miyaa, Bunny, and Thingy. 

I'm in my 20s, and my pronouns are He/Him, It/Its is also good. I'm just a guy, take that as you wish, rest of my alphabet is a secret. I have a wife, whom I absolutely adore.

under the cut are just some cool lists of stuff I like in no particular order :) as well as a DNI and stuff I guess? I'll update it as interests change.

games: Ryu Ga Gotoku, Ace Attorney, Stardew Valley, Fortnite, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Lethal Company, Gourdlets, WebFishing, Mouthwashing, Bugsnax, My Sweet! Housemate, Your Boyfriend, Red Dead Redemption/2, Disco Elysium, Peglin, The Long Dark, R.E.P.O., Needy Streamer Overload, and i like Tetris 

series/movies: Heathers, Grave Encounters, Pan's Labyrinth, The Shape of Water, Bluey, My Little Pony(all gens!), Squid Game, Ghosts(BBC), Butterfly Kisses, Rick & Morty, Like A Dragon(2007), and Breaking Bad with its variants 

anime/manga: FullMetal Alchemist(2003), Lucky Star, Umaru-Chan, Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun, Golden Kamuy, Way of The House Husband, Watamote, DanDaDan, Death Note, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Mob Psycho 100, I Love Amy, Bota Bota/Drip Drip

music: Ghost (BC), Mannequin Pussy, Kocchi no Kento, Weezer, BBNO$, Destroy Boys, Porno Grafitti, Deftones, Coheed & Cambria, Aurora View, ATEEZ, ILLIT, and most of the music from Ryu Ga Gotoku also 

I do art sometimes: @maybemuzziie

here is an approximation of what I look like

picrew sauce

my text posts are under either #bundog yaps or #yeagh or sometimes both 

on rare occasions I post images, those are under #bundog irl but are probably found in other tags too

I have a few other tags: #aikoposting is about my OC, #kenjiposting is nsfw, and #lookie nel is for one of my mutuals specifically

mutuals can DM me whenever about whatever they want also, I do not mind

"hey, what does 14106 mean?" it's a pager code! it's also a reference to Heartbreak Mermaid from the Yakuza series! the code means I love you

DNI

people don't usually read or respect these, so if you or your vibes suck I will personally trap you in the chain email dimension as one of those shitty scary ones no one enjoys.

that being said, fuck TERFs, radfems, zionists, zoophiles, and bigots of any flavour 

[needyraincandy-u]

Ame had no idea what to expect for her birthday. Partially, she's been trying to avoid it because she hasn't been giving it much importance in the last years.

Generally, it brought bad memories back, of how she didn't have the chance of enjoying normal birthdays too much, not even as a child- or she didn't remember the few good ones she had. To someone like her, the idea was strange, even, but the day she decided to share her birthday to make the joke and compare it to KAngel's seemingly good luck number, Harley clung to the date.

As her girlfriend, it was only to expect. Expecting a corny birthday like the ones in shows and manga almost felt like something far away from her reality, but today, that may change.

Having received the message that morning, Ame couldn't help but be nervous- at first she couldn't believe that this was real, but she may as well dress up a little better to receive Harley in a moment.

What kind of surprises did her lover have in mind? She had no idea, but that was part of the thrill of being with Harley- she knew that like other times before, she would be able to surprise her for the better.

■ got you ■ I left the door unlocked ■ but don't be late so I don't get invaded by someone else

Couldn't she come and ring at the doorbell like other times before?…

Shaking her head slightly, the streamer made sure to brush her twintails a little once in front of the mirror, making sure her makeup was also perfect but not excessive. She wasn't KAngel, after all, but if she was really going to be the birthday girl, she may as well feel genuinely pretty for once. Or try to.

Fixing the collar of her blouse and the skirt of her coord for a bit, she would then wait until Harley decided to appear at the apartment, which...wouldn't be long.

Only a few minutes into doomscrolling through Tweeter, and the apartment's door opened with a thud rather loudly and very suddenly, getting Ame herself to tense and let out a small yelp at the sounds.

At first, her brain couldn't comprehend what the music was supposed to be; eyes wide open while she stared between the dressed up Harley and her dog.

There was a lot of information to take in at the moment, but between the cake, the balloon, the kazoo music, Harley dressed as King K. Rool and her dog excitedly going around...the black-haired girl couldn't help but cover her mouth before letting out a few laughs.

Genuine ones before she had to uncover her face to chuckle out for a bit longer.

"Hacchan- oh, my, god..." Was she a little embarrassed? Maybe. She couldn't avoid getting her cheeks all reddened up, specially when she was so pale, but she locked her phone and put it away to stand at the center of her room rather awkwardly.

"I...I can't believe all of this. Are you REALLY dressed as King K. Rool? You really retained ALL the info I give out from time to time, huh?" She made a pause, before her smile grew and appreciation would shine in her visible eye. "I adore you for that...the music...that was MARETU- and the cake, too...I...I think I could cry or something."

While she tried to be sarcastic, her expression said otherwise. If it wasn't because there was still some pride in there, she would probably be tearing up from emotion...yet, Harley may as well be capable of seeing that today.

[ starter for @needyraincandy-u ! ] To say Harley has been eagerly awaiting this special day with baited breath and bouncing legs, would be an understatement.

She had everything planned. Scrolling through stores and ordering the King K. Rool costume 3 weeks ahead of time, going to a local bakery a few days before to place her order for the cake, going to the store to buy custom candles and the balloon.

Getting the costume right was the key to all of this, and she'd already been rotating a few ideas in her head, upon knowing the kinds of characters Ame liked. Ridley was certainly an option, but she also wanted to have the chance to walk around with Ame, take her to one of the new cafés that had just opened up. Those giant wings just weren't practical nor would the weight really make the outfit comfortable. Not to mention the fact that while Harley did want to wear something to celebrate, she wasn't willing to take the risk of overheating. Ame wants her own personal birthday bash, not a trip to the hospital! Castlevania was another choice, but she couldn't find a costume in her size, and the ones that did fit were either overseas or didn't fit into her budget.

So, upon being left with Waluigi and King K. Rool, she decides she'll combine the two— while keeping the element of surprise on her side. The 3 week window means she can make her grand, silly entrance into Ame's apartment the way she is now.

Donning her costume, a red velvet cake in one hand, decorated with candles and a written message for the birthday girl in question, a balloon in the other, and Grayson quick to follow…

She kicks open Ame's door, having texted her on JINE earlier that morning. . . .

Heyyyyyy there birthday princess !!!!!!!! ☆⌒（＊^ ∇° )

Keep your apartment door unlocked! Your awesome girlfriends got PLANS for the woman of the hour! ﾟ+(人・∇・*)+｡♪

The kazoo is the first thing Ame would hear, playing a couple of those MARETU songs she knows her girlfriend always liked, with her dog barking and skittering with excitement. Soon after, it's followed by the traditional "Happy Birthday" tune, while she skips inside.

Ame's apartment was about to get a lot more lively, not just today, but moving forward. Assuming she says yes to the idea that's been lingering on Harley's mind, these past few weeks.

[saintnicholascage]

Playmakers

A find is a gift if the mind knows its mannerisms. The sorest of the northwest passages. Vulnerable to inspire vulnerability? Does seem that way.

They have written verses homes. Us verses our very selves therefore. I was making it happen. Streamers, hats, kazoos and everything.

[anthonysstupiddailyblog]

Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (723): Sun 10th Mar 2024

Today I read about a railway station that is staffed entirely by Japanese people. I was tempted to visit it before I realised that it was in Japan. I checked out last night's AEW Collision and fuck me this show was an absolute blinder. Whenever Tony Khan finds the right balance between the in-ring action and the entertainment the show is must see TV but too often he insists on putting on exhibition matches and even when he gives the undercard wrestlers an actual storyline they mostly feel underwhelming and uninspired because he saves his best efforts for the main event scene. This show opened with a brilliant match between Bryan Danielson and Shane Taylor who I've never been that high on but he put in a great performance here. Afterwards Will Ospreay came out and officially accepted Danielson's challenge for Dynasty. I fully expect these two to put on a match that will be talked about for years but I hope they manage to come up with some way to make a story out of it and not just the fact that they're wrestling to see who's the best. Next up we had the in-ring debut of Okada and when I say that his first match in AEW was going to be a trios match tagging with the Bucks against three jobbers I almost hit the roof but then they booked Okada to absolutely murder the three local competitors on his own and I completely changed my tune. This was a perfect way to debut him because it's not like you need an introductory angle since the crowd already know who he is you just need to show him kicking ass right out of the gate which he certainly did. I always preferred heel Okada anyway since I think The Rainmaker lends itself to being a heel gimmick so I'm over the moon that it's returned. After Nick Wayne beat another jobber Adam Copeland assaulted The Patriarchy. Christian was about to get in the ring but then Copeland opened up a box and the contents gave Cage the shivers so he quicky retreated. We didn't get to see what was in the box but I'm guessing that it was a collection of broken and bloodstained kazoos and streamers.

[gaykneecaps]

nickname: jaz/427

zodiac sign: pisces

height: 5'6/5'7?

last thing I googled: cabbage man

amount of sleep: uhhh 5-6 hours per night?? dont know ab last night

dream job: nuclear scientist/twitch streamer

movie/book that describes me the most: blue lily, lily blue by maggie stiefvater!

favorite song: call me what you like (lovejoy) or saccharine (jazmin bean)

favorite instrument: kazoo

favorite aesthetics: cannot pick because all my alters like different ones! main ones are punk, dark academia and like. whatever rain against windows is

favorite author: maggie stiefvater

random fun fact: one man was exposed to 20 sieverts (over 2000 rem) of radiation and survived for 83 days

@moonysfavoritetoast@elynalime@catboyrichardkarinsky@i-may-be-an-emu@apollolovescheesecak and anyone else i forgot :)

hehehe starting another tag gamee

nickname : irl i dont rlly have one?? also dont think i have one here??

zodiac sign : cancer <33

height : 5'6 (168cm maybe??)

last thing I googled: the road toll from where we stayed at the beach to home

amount of sleep: bro like 6 then i was up for a few hours then 2 more

dream job: upper high/uni teacher (specifically english and humanities) but if not idk i just wanna sit in my room with my silly little guys

movie/book that describes me the most: movie would probably be ladybird it makes me so fdahfdhalk

favorite song: atm gibson girl by ethel cain (been listening to her album recently fdhlhfald)

favorite instrument: to listen to, i lovee the sound of orchestral string instruments in pop/modern songs. to play would be drumkit or guitar

favorite aesthetics: omggg so many but i love downtown girl/rockstar girlfriend (even tho i AM the rockstar and the girlfriend ehehe)

favorite author: as of now octavia e. butler

random fun fact: my favourite potato chip flavour is sea salt and balsamic vinegar

npt <3 @zzzzzzzzzee @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @literatureisdying @tellme-o-muse @recklessandyoung @holdmyteaplease @strawberryloveyyy @syzygy-yzygy @svnflowermoon @ineedibuprofen @august-taylors-version @a-portal-to-nowhere @qwerty-keysmash @judeisthedude @wastedonthesebutterflies @skeelly @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bookscorpion73 @mandythedino @personifiedgoldenretriever @notatypicalhumanatall @isitoversnowtvs @stopurlosingme @evermore-4-life @evazlana @giveuthemo0n and anyone else that wants to join <33

[snowlessknitter]

Getting caught up on The Edge & Christian Show That Totally Reeks of Awesomeness...

Of course E&C would get transformed into kazoos at some point!

Kazoos and streamers! Long live the ‘zoo, long live the stream!

(And if you don’t get that reference, then you do not truly appreciate the awesomeness that was Attitude Era Edge & Christian.)