#kdjsf

[scndor]

you were so beautiful the night your brother shoved your face into the fire.

❝ and what did i look like the night i fucked your mother? ❞

[yb-cringe]

im glad pili recognized that he was doing all this work for. literally no repayment. hes the only one on red whos putting in all this effort since no one else could log on which- ultimately not reaaaally their fault bc its the holiday season, but it did kind of suck to stick pili with all the effort of keeping his team alive for... no return ?

[viciousbite]

Noodles on a pole.

Artist: ulyri_tf

[lumisufferwnames]

Soo

Estaba viendo ese capitulo donde Juanin renuncia al programa y en una parte se vieron lapsos donde los auriculares le quedaban tan grandes que se le caían y ademas se veia mucho mas fluffy y desalineado

Yo me imagino al pobre recien saliendo de la uni y entrando al estudio en sus primeros dias sin su chaleco oficial y con los audifonos grandes para que se adapte a todo. Encima con la ansiedad que tiene sin poder presentar el programa con normalidad y que los demas lo regañen por eso KXDJSFK

Mi chamaco es un angel, abracenlo-

[ranger-kellyn]

i'm not going to elaborate but i've been reading some smut for a weird thing bc curiosity always gets the better of me, and good god it is. almost hilarious to me. he would not fuck like that. he would not have a huge dick. what are you people oN ABOUT

[neurotonic]

and 🧵 for mina!

🧵 hobbies - mina

Aside for drawing and watching cartoons, Mina's a studious one and she loves to read books! literally any book she can read through real quickly. She probably has a wide array of trivia swimming in her head rn. She likes the detective stories most :]

she's also very much a writer and storyteller at heart, inspired by the stories she has read and watched and such. Is learning how people think a hobby.

[losjavis]

nuevo gesto favorito: que se apoyen las cabecitas

[miss-constelia]

I love how everyone's been talking about Bailey and Kyth (So much so that I might be slowly converting into a kyth lover whoops)

And I'm just here thinking that I'd quite like Ziggs to wrap their necklace around my neck and choke me 🤭

-starcanwrecked confessions 🛼 anon

MY WORK IS WORKING

IM CONVERTING PEOPLE TO LIKE KYTH-

KDJSF

[tomato-soup-whore]

so like thoughts on grilled cheese

A;LSDKJF ALDKSJ FAL;KDJSF;LKDSJ FLKASDJFAALKSF

FUCK EYS LVOE THAT HSIT

WOULD SELL MY FIRSTBORN 3 TIMES OVER FOR A GOOD FUCKING STOVETOP BUTTERED GRILLED CHEESE;ALKDSFJ LADSA.DLS K

[natscqtorccio]

a puppy batch for a change: 

they were watching a horror movie and a ghost jumpscared puppy!mj - https://x.com/dogssaveworld/status/1822410095999046094 

mj being sooo excited for jm to finally get into bed to they can cuddle - https://x.com/puppiesDoglover/status/1822799116449054725 

puppy!mj - https://x.com/Animal_fanlover/status/1829805205376147947 

she’s just tryna get jm’s fingers in her mouth, we been knew… - https://x.com/Animal_fanlover/status/1830223601691455997 

big-puppy!jm getting air-jailed when she misbehaves - https://x.com/Rezolite/status/1832838012096704564 

puppy!mj after a long day of being a brat and annoying jm (lovingly) - https://x.com/takemybear/status/1838093944321880367 

going to jm’s room after she gets a cold - https://x.com/dogonboo/status/1840729902129295486 

mj with that teddy hoodie - https://x.com/PupesPuppies/status/1840372600867786812 

puppy!mj after not having taken in a word jm said ‘cause she was busy staring at her during their swim lessons - https://x.com/Animal_fanlover/status/1842989308745294103 

subtly hinting @ jm to quit playing her mobile games and come play with her instead - https://x.com/dogssaveworld/status/1845453182979407985 

//🐱‍🐉

poor baby :( it's ok, jm will protect you!

cuddling with jm > most things in the world

such a handsome puppy <3

u will never take the oral fixation away from mj

LMAOOOO poor jm

sounds like mj has had a wonderful day

😭😭😭 the puppy mask...

jm bought her those <3

who can blame her! jm looks great in her swimsuit kdjsf

come on, jm!! mj is much more fun than your mobile games

[strawberrystepmom]

one of the things i like the most about narumi is his almost fanatical devotion even in canon. he pretends like he doesn't give a shit but he cares soooo much. he's so devoted to his tasks. he's so devoted to isao who saved him. he's so devoted to isao's daughter who he can mentor. like idkljateka;kdjsf;ajreopwijafkl.jfipwa4uefjlkrjfoaeijwfl

following truly to the ends of the earth even if he complains the entire time.

thinking about knight narumi makes me sick to my stomach bc that entire story is just so fragile. childhood friends who could never really be lovers.

[theskyexists]

Spyfall part 1 (spoilers)

Ok so.

I was pleasantly surprised.

I really was.

I thought this was going to be another disaster ( which for me watching a chibs ep means: I am stewing in frustration during and afterwards I think what in the heck was that,  it doesn’t make ANY sense)

I appreciate how the trailer (the good one) was almost completely taken from this first episode - that was well done. I’m not as happy that the motorbiking was much more fun and cool in the trailer than the episode in which it didn’t really involve any stakes only reinforced by all the bullets hitting the motorbikes - harmlessly??

I have to say - that twist. Uh.............???? All I could think was, really? REALLY?? Already? Huh?? I couldn’t believe it. I literally was like - surely not. You’re not now implying this. How can you reboot Missy after ONE series break? That’s really...like, it did not feel right. And I’ll be honest, I was just straight up disappointed by a male Master. Then I thought, well, maybe we’re going to get a worthy opponent for the Doctor.....? :/

However, I like the actor. He gave O a lot of humanity - interestingly. Like O as a character - bit sad he doesn’t exist.

I actually liked the directing, i noticed that the very, very up close stuff - it now really gave a little more subtle panic vibe. The music was.

The pace seemed high to me - so check. Chibs fixed a big problem of mine.

Lots of character moments. Check. Though not being a native speaker and having no access to subtitles i had to really listen very VERY hard for those interactions. I liked the ‘iced tea - possibly.’

We briefly get to find out how the companions are dealing with travelling in combination with their regular lives. Check. Alright then. Graham even discusses it - the temporal disorientation.

The companions are PUT IN DANGER. check, fuckin hell finally. There’s just a bit of suspense in this.

Loved the decided focus on Yaz and Ryan. Check. Ryan being a normal kid not trained for this shit and Yaz smoothing the conversation, taking risks, asking sharp questions, modelling herself after the Doctor - I really like how they contrasted that.

I suspect Ryan casually noticing the weird statue in the glass case is going to be relevant however. (if not - sigh)

Really really liked how Chibs really worked at NOT undercutting the Doctor -  giving her clear moments of authority and genius and unaffectedness as the Doctor is supposed to get.  ‘i got an upgrade’ and having the Doctor chewing people out, interrogating them, negotiating with them - WITHOUT getting self-conscious or self-deprecating - lots of confidence - all of that helped along by multiple special agents coming for the Doctor - implying the need for more force, C mistaking Graham (i like that lil moment) but losing his argument to her, O being such a fan, and the Doctor sassing so much - he really worked on rendering her authority.

He only put in two moments:  ‘I don’t understand’ and ‘I think it’s laughing at you Doc’ - ‘I know that!’ which was so similar to the Tsuranga Conundrum I guess Chibs is going to buckle down on this specific stuff (and I can see how the Doctor sometimes simply admitting to not knowing might be a deliberate and interesting choice) - well if it’s balanced like this it’s alright. NOT so happy about this RANDOM SPY DUDE telling her to go back inside - which is clearly something Chibs wanted to emphasise AGAIN because that bit was completely isolated, that she should listen to other people - always just your regular self-sacrificial well-meaning men!!! (turns out lol they always get killed if she listens to them but the narrative doesn’t acknowledge that.) And i Hate it.

Also actually, that ‘i don’t understand’ was about multiple earths, and she’d just heard that the aliens were going to conquer the ‘universe’, implying they were from somewhere else. Like, if the very normal viewer (me) can see the writing on the wall, then why the fuck can’t the Doctor. I just wish Chibs would stop emphasising his need for his character not to figure out the plot at that moment - at great cost to the character and accompanying power fantasy.

Most of all, I thought the acting was great. Jodie built in a LOT more calm and authority (the script explicitly allowed her that) but also lots of quirkiness. Graham really got a wonderful supporting role dynamic with the Doctor as he does at his best - emphasising her go go go attitude and genius, and Yaz got to have a near-death experience. Bit weirded out that once again, it’s not the Doctor who deals with the fallout of a mission which she’d explicitly sent Yaz on. I also got some VERY ominously heterosexual vibes from Ryan and Yaz there....mostly because of the sister angle.... hmmmm

I liked the topicalness of ‘VOR’ and the dependence of national governments on their expertise and resources but I have no idea where it’s going or whether Chibs just wanted to point out: yeah tech giants (esp google) are powerful. kay. true.

Liked the Doctor doing some computer stuff bc it tickled that women programming narrative.

Loved Graham and Ryan bantering. Loved the moment in the TARDIS with the creatures getting in and Yaz pulling Doctor to attention. Loved the moment that the Doctor was playing a totally different game from blackjack extremely seriously. hahaha. strangely enough loved the moment between O and Yaz in the casino as well though I don’t know what it means. Maybe nothing. (MAYBE YAZ BECOMES THE MASTER)

Anyway as a viewer who’s not super good at theorising - i was like.....????????

A lot of stuff is uh - strange. e.g. Why can the scanner identify 93% human dna but not the 7% alien (or whatever it is) dna? Not sure why Yaz would be able to wipe the camera images of them from a distance (???) but then Barton got them recovered no probs. The car stuff took a bit too long but eh. I also in retrospect have no idea why they’d try to assassinate them via car. Also let’s not talk about everybody sprinting at the same speeds as a plane during take-off.

Anyway. The ‘monsters’ sure are - not exactly scary - but a bit typical. I liked the implication of them not being from this universe bc it’s a bit different. But if the Master is in league with them it’s uhhhh well it’s quite typical. I enjoyed this episode riffing on the spy genre. That is to say, they carried it off - watching the preview i was like...why spies??? but they asked the same question and it worked.

I feel like it would have been possible to make this a little bit more scary, just a little bit more scary. I appreciate that them playing with the lights was supposed to be  that - but surely there’s a more scary way to represent creatures not from this universe - for horror purposes? there is such a primal fear you can tap into.

ANYWAY

the Master literally spelling out ‘everything you know isn’t real’ or whatever makes me feel hopeful about this being not just the face of it all. Multiple universes, multiple masters?, and Yaz got hella zapped and then zapped right back into the midst of the team? interesting huh....

what a weird episode to start off a season with and whether he makes it work or not - that IS quite brave.

forgot to say: they really love instantly killing off their famous guest actors. think Fry did quite a good job with what he got.

also one more thing i LOVED; the Doctor threw herself against the door of the cockpit when the bomb went off in some sort of attempt to protect her companions. wanted that from the Sonic Bomb in Tsuranga (it just fit) and glad i got it here.

when part 2 gets here i might still think: what in the heck that didn’t make ANY sense.

[fyeah-haropro]

[midncghts]

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