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So I've been annoying all my friends on facebook about Ghost as well, and I decided to make a guide. And it made me laugh so I'm also sharing it here. I worked harder than I should have on this. Please enjoy.
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#Keep in mind that the people I made this for a) have very little idea of wtf ghost is other than “weird band my friend likes” and#b) know that i'm unhinged but not necessarily how unhinged#so this somewhat reflects that i guess#undescribed and i'm sorry but my computer is being fucking weird about trying to use tumblr rn let alone trying to do alt text#ghost band#my posts#shitghosting#some of this might be inaccurate but it's an unhelpful guide not a flawless guide#ghost bc#nameless ghouls
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Keep thinking about this Payneland Sentinels/Guides + Wing AU idea I had awhile ago SO y'all get to deal with me rambling
Quick info about Sentinels and Guides
~ A Sentinel is a person with enhanced senses (touch, sight, hearing, smelling, and taste), due to the enhanced senses it can become very overwhelming - similar to pulling a muscle, that can happen with their senses being too overstimulated
~ Guides help to ground and calm a Sentinel
~ Together they can help control and focus a Sentinel's abilities as well
Check out this cool Sentinels and Guides info post if you don't know what they are, the person does a great job explaining things
Now rambling time
Edwin is a Sentinel and Charles is a Guide
Overall Sentinels and Guides are rarities here, they were less known about during Edwin's time and were shunned - during Charles' time there was more knowledge on them but they still weren't really accepted by everyone - then modern day there's definitely better acceptance compared to the past + laws/rights protecting them
While Edwin was alive, he didn't have a Guide, but had some control to not get too overwhelmed due to his enhanced senses (or at least not show it around others, otherwise he'd definitely hear about it from his family)
But Hell threw that bit of control and composure out the window with how intense it was.
He thought that with escaping he'd be able to get some reprieve, but he still feels too much, and there's so many new things around him that it takes awhile to attempt adjusting.
Then he stumbles onto Charles and things start to feel a little less, more comfortable and controlled.
When Charles dies, they learn that he can't feel things like before, which they assume is the norm for ghosts. BUT he can feel Edwin perfectly fine, especially after bonding. He only has senses when it regards Edwin, like for example he can smell Edwin's ghostly hair pomade. Plus Charles is able to detect him nearby.
(I hc that a lot of ghost's senses are dulled or seem off compared to when alive, like touching things feel odd or smells seem dulled - so Charles would follow that logic + the special added bonus of properly feeling Edwin and his senses being able to detect Edwin due to being his Guide)
They learn that Edwin has all of his enhanced senses in tact, so for example he's still capable of tasting/eating but doesn't need to eat since he's a ghost so he doesn't see a point in doing it unless if it's necessary for a case (sometimes Edwin wishes he could give that capability to Charles since Charles reminisces and misses food a lot)
During the beginning, they basically had to stay attached at the hip. Anytime they'd tried to do something separately, Edwin would get spikes or zone-out frequently. Edwin hated feeling so useless plus thinking that he's trapped Charles where he won't move on due to Edwin's reliance on him - Charles does enjoy being around Edwin, he also really enjoys that he can feel and sense him, he's now in a world that he can't properly feel things like when alive but then there's Edwin as his beacon, but sometimes he worries that he's just using Edwin to feel something like 'Am I touching him too much, is he uncomfortable and just not saying anything?'
Things improve overtime where they can go do their own thing from time to time, but still just usually default to sticking together. They started taking on cases especially since Edwin's enhanced senses seemed perfect for it.
Also at first they bond and see it as plantonic.
It isn't till Crystal comes around which causes Edwin to have more territorial/protective instincts and jealousy come out regarding Charles + all of the stuff in Port Townsend, that they start to think about taking it further towards it being romantic.
(Bonus: Crystal thinking they're already together cause they constantly touch each other and have been caught cuddling together)
Then combining the wing au idea with the Sentinel/Guide stuff
So here Sentinels and Guides are also born with wings, at times it's used as a way to help easily spot others (So for example, in modern day if an unbonded Sentinel might be having a spike or zone-out, others might seek out the nearest person with wings who is an unbonded Guide to assist the Sentinel)
Edwin has the wings of a Little Owl and Charles has the wings of a Laggar Falcon


When alive, Edwin was to bind his wings and hide them so others wouldn't see them, only able to have them out in private. Then while in Hell, he had to learn the habit of keeping his wings tucked very close to his body or else they would be a huge liability.
Charles keeps his wings out since he finds them cool, but also tries his best to keep them under control. Too many instances of him getting too excited and his wings accidentally knocking something over... his dad wasn't happy.. (His dad hates his wings, but his mom praises how beautiful they are)
After they meet and Edwin binds his wings out of habit, Charles immediately puts a stop to it cause that CAN'T be healthy. But Edwin will still keep them closely tucked to his body.
Edwin has found that when Charles helps him calm down, he quite enjoys when Charles wraps his wings around him to encompass both of them. It helps block things out.
Then it took awhile, mainly due to Edwin not being as open about his wings, where they help preen/groom each other's wings
Edwin was used to making do on his own, while Charles usually had help from his mom. So it started with Charles asking for help, then Charles saw what Edwin was doing and decided that boy needs help (like 'Edwin this spot is an absolute mess cause you can't reach it properly, I'm helping you')
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#sentinels and guides#wing au#don't mind me im just rambling and keep thinking about this idea#I wish I had the courage to write fics 😔#accidental long post#I LOVE WING AUS SO MUCH AND REALLY WANNA SEE ONE FOR DBDA#this legit all started out due to me wanting a wing au
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Hi! Never done this before, but I saw the chart of faces, and I request a Leonardo doing H4. There were so many opportunities to choose from, but that face makes me envision Leo beginning an inward monologue along the lines of “it’s a hard life, being the oldest/leader/medic etc.” I look forward to the next chapter of “Strength in Weakness”! ✝️ Lord bless you, and have a great day! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Entry number 5 for my SIW Expression Challenge! :) H4 for Leonardo!
I loved the description given in the request, so I had to use it in the finished entry. :) I can imagine this is after a mission gone wrong- the twins are both arguing over who messed up worse- Mikey's silently pointing with a horrified expression at the growing flames in the background, Lotus is frantically trying to save the stray cats near the blazing building they just ran out of- and Leo's just taking a fricking MILISECOND to breathe and process all of the chaos that's occurring around him. After that cherished exhale, he pulls himself up by his katana straps and goes to check the damages of the fire on his team.
Ah~ The life of the oldest sibling and leader and medic~
Thanks for the request, @ninjaaxolotlperson3 !
~ Melissa
#tmnt#the strength in weakness#SIW Leo#SIW Expression Challenge#SIW ask#SIW ask answer#answering asks#The life of the oldest child is a CHAOTIC ONE#Leo may or may not be stressed out of his ever-living mind#just a little#On top of guiding his team he also has to keep them all alive and healthy#Like I said he's stressed the shell out#Guy needs a break
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HDG Fic that never will be
Hello internet HDG fans and my poor followers who have to see this
I've recently fallen down the HDG fic rabbit hole (WELLNESS CHECK DID THIS TO ME) and reading about the Affini and the Compact and the universe on the wiki have got a bunch of wheels turning in my brain. I got bit by the fic writing bug and started drawing up an outline for a fic idea I had.
However, as I thought about it more, I started to realise this probably wasn't a fic I should write or that might be controversial because it would violate one of the universe guidelines. I figured I may as well make a post talking about it and hopefully get some feedback before I move on to actually spending hours writing thousands of words. Explanation under the cut.
The fic I'm thinking of is an Affini POV. Basically there's a case worker who works to help organise all the affini-floret paperwork, keeps track of the "Notices of Intent to Domesticate", checks in on "independent" Sophonts who are struggling, etc etc. Its also about the wider Compact, about the case worker taking a critical look at their culture and their ideology and potential conflicts that might arise from that. Its looking at the Affini Compact as a kind of "pet rescue" situation, and examining the issues that arise in that context.
So for example, what happens when there's a perfectly dramatic meow-meow or Autistic Trans Girl Who Stinks Good (tm) and like eight different Affini all want them as their Floret? Or how human Pinnates or Pluribuses are less likely to be "adopted" by Affini because they're more difficult and complex to care for? What happens when there's a queer polycule, three of whom are Pluribuses and two of whom are seriously disabled, who SOMEHOW made it through the Accord and are now struggling even in the post-scarcity society of the Affini? They obviously need help but most Affini are reluctant at best to take on that much responsibility.
What happens when an Affini gets bored of their Floret (*gasp*) and wants to give them up? Humans are the most recent acquisition by the Compact and are considered especially cute/domesticable, what happens when human Florets are a "fad"? Do Affini ever trade Florets, temporarily or otherwise?
And what about all the humans who AREN'T Autistic Trans Girls Who Stink Good(tm) or poor exploited military personnel who need domesticating? The "silent majority" of middle class/straight humans for whom life in the Accord was good (as long as they kept their heads down and ratted out their neighbours)? The "boring" ones. Would the Affini even be interested in them?
This is the kind of thing I want to write about. Its really got me humming along, but I'm also aware this kind of messes with one of the big guidelines for the universe - that the Affini are always "perfect". They're centuries/millennia old and are incredibly intelligent, so understand the needs and wants of their charges so perfectly they don't need or understand consent. They know you better than you know yourself, virtually gods compared to human flaws and imperfections.
But my fic would look at the Affini as people - as characters who have quirks and preferences and can make mistakes. As beings who can misunderstand you in important ways. It would be Affini interacting with other Affini, it would be comparing how different Affini treat their Florets. As I understand it, that kind of flies in the face of what the Affini are supposed to be as a concept.
I'm interested in HDG but I'm not interested in writing something that ends up being on the same tier as "Muh Spess Mehreens Could Totally Kill A Bunch Of Big Plants For Real" (shut up no they couldn't, the Compact runs on Saitama rules, your Space Marines are happy lil action figures shooting at each other with Nerf Bolters in the Space Marine Enrichment Centre). Its a really cool universe but I don't want to try and use it for something it was never intended for, I understand its got a fairly narrow focus normally.
So I thought I'd make a post about it to test the waters and see how the community reacts. Please if there are any fans or writers who see this post, I could really use some feedback. Anything you suggest is appreciated!
#HDG#hdg shitposting#human domestication guide#I'm only halfway through Wellness Check and I've got a bunch of other fics I wanna read#but the wheels started turning early on this one#I've also got an idea for an Affini OC#Who gets trapped in another dimension with their Floret#for thousands of years#and so Digitizes them to keep the Floret alive and avoid loneliness#but the only thing they have access to with the server space for a human mind is the Affini's own body#so the human ends up a hologram “ghost” of software running on the Affini's “hardware”#and ends up being more of a Wife than a pet because of the intimacy of their bond#and the Affini needing someone to talk to as an equal#“This is my Wife Who I have loved and cherished for thousands of years”#“So much so that I have deliberately mangled/strung out my last eight or nine reblooms to make sure I didn't accidentally absorb her”#“also the ”server“ I keep her on is shaped like a Heart and I keep it at the deepest part of me for protection”#though the issue there is if you remove an Affini from the compact they stop being Affini#they're just Sparkling Plant Monster#not even sure what I'd use them for#maybe the Affini comes back to the compact and their relationship is seen as weird#IDK but they are very fun to think about
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replaying oxenfree after lost signals and i wanna get all the silly little steam achievements, it made me realize theres no just Full Map of where all the goobers are so here i did it myself
#oxenfree#oxenfree guide#oxenfree map#oxenfree lost signals#i'll try to make one for lost singals after i replay it lmao#cause hot DAM lost signals map is so fucking huge#tried to match them all vaugely where they are in game#keep in mind theres 2 you can only get After you get the WAL radio#89.9 in the facilities#and 100.3 in the shack at discovery cliffs
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#How to Construct a Woolly Mammoth Skeleton in the Privacy of Your Own Museum of Natural History#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#museum#woolly mammoth#skeleton#my cousin Hector (8) is pretty good at drawing big animals#so I bet he would be really great at drawing a woolly mammoth skeleton#you could use that as a guide when putting together your skeleton or whatever#just saying#you know#keep it in the back of your mind
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⊱ Mirghilanan "Miris" de Riva ⊰
#me after turning off the colouring for .3 seconds: OUH GREAT HEAVENS#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#datv#datv crows#the crows#datv screenshots#da screenshots#mirghilanan de riva#my posts#his name means 'my guide to revenge' in elven bc his father believed he would take out the crows#but oopsie daisies! shouldn't have tried to force him to become an abomination! now he left you for dead at 12#and Viago just happened to be there right time right place to catch him before he spiraled completely!#also after learning about the origin Bellara starts calling him Ghila which means 'guide' bc she finds it more fitting#& Lucanis (after leaning some elvhen from Bella) starts calling him Miris for 'my eternity' bc hes a romantic#and hed rather die than keep calling his husband by the name that laid that kind of responsibility on him#Mir doesn't mind the name anymore bc he's found revenge in many other ways but he does appreciate it :)
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#It's not even on purpose it just keeps happening#What am I on?#Like my seventh??#Right now it's alchemy of moonlight#And I'm getting why choose vibes#If it's why choose I'm going to lose my mind#But also there might be Betrayal which I also love#Either way I'm enjoying myself#Will there be smut? Perhaps#We shall see#Bookblr#Booktok#bookworm#Text post#Text#Personal#Alchemy of moonlight#A marvellous light#The secret lives of country gentlemen#Gentlemans guide to vice an virtue#The London seance society#The queer principles of Kit webb#the song of achilles#Granted some of them don't have aspects of magic#Oh wait#venom & vow#So this is ever after#Dude#There's so many#I really should sort my books by era
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About affni and paternalism
They give implants that grown of themselves that connect to the entire nervous system of a pet and allow remote intuitive mind control
They are very literally making pets into their limbs
In this sense, it deeply resembles how ancient greek slavers considered themselves virtuous for holding a position of "I'd care and treat my slave like my own hand. They are people as they are an extension of me, a person" all the value and agency comes from the owner.
So what I'm leading to is that all affni/sophont sex is quite literally masturbation
Thinking of further affni evolution rn...
I think that they may very well abolish slavery in favour of hive mind. They already have mental links with pets. Simply removing hierarchy wouldn't necessarily break this link. Just give equal ownership of a body affni and pets share disproportionately
#hdg#hive mind#ngl All tomorrows made it so that I don't really see any alien invasion story with one sided conquest as the real win for the invaders#human domestication guide#i know it's kink wish fulfilment#but it somehow keeps awakening a sci fi nerd in me#plato
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⸺ NIGHTBRINGER CARD LEVELING TOOL ⸺
I made a little something that you feed your card data into and then it spits out which sin and which card you should focus on for leveling
Below the cut is an explanation on to use it! If you have any more questions not already answered below, leave a comment on here or send me an ask! I'll do my best to help you once I have the time to
[last time this post was updated: April 7th 2024]
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dedicated to @misc-obeyme because talking with them about card leveling inspired me to make this entire thing in the first place, as well as @impish-ivy and @dsimeon for testing it for me and for giving me some pointers on how to improve some things <3
Things covered below:
current team vs dream team
how to enter you card data -> step by step guide
ranking & recommendation
CURRENT TEAM VS DREAM TEAM
CURRENT TEAM
your three strongest demon cards + your three strongest memory cards of each sin (aka your top 3!) -> head to Contacts, filter for only one attribute and sort by strength to get your top 3 demon cards, then repeat for your memory cards. Rinse and repeat for every attribute If one character shows up multiple times in your top 3 demon cards, only count his strongest card and ignore the rest!
DREAM TEAM
the cards you want to use in the long-run. Ideally they should all be either UR or UR+ cards
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HOW TO ENTER YOUR CARD DATA
Head to the sheet called 'card data'. Here you'll find seven charts that are all colored differently depending on what sin they are for
First off, each chart is divided into the following sections:
[1] dream team demon cards
[2] dream team memory cards
[3] current team demon cards
[4] current team memory cards
Here's a quick run-down on all you need to know, but I'll also be going over it step by step a bit further below:
CARD enter who the demon card is of, or any name you associate with your memory card
TOP 3? if it's one of your three strongest cards, check the box; you don't need to re-enter the relevant data below if this box is checked. If it's not, enter the card data of one of your current team cards below it
MAX SIN UP? have you unlocked all of the Devil's Tree sin ups that you can get at your current skill level? If so, check the box
LEVEL enter your card's level
SKILL enter your card's skill level
STRENGTH enter your card's overall strength; sort by 'strenght' in Contacts to get this value
CARD, STRENGTH same as above, this for your current team. Only enter the card data if needed
STEP BY STEP
1. Figure out what cards you want to use in the long run; In my case, that would be Lucifer, Satan and Asmodeus
2. Head to Contacts in the game, select an attribute and sort by 'strength' to determine your three strongest cards
3. Go to the correspinding chart on the spreadsheet. Pick the characters in your dream team from the drop-down menu. The order you enter them in doesn't matter
Check the box for 'top 3?' if they are also one of your three strongest cards. If not, enter the card from the current team below
Your chart should then look something like this:

4. If you have unlocked all the sin ups in the Devil's Tree that you can get with your current skill level, check this box
5. Enter the displayed overall card strength and the current skill level. Click on the card to see its level current level, and then enter that as well
6. Repeat the process for your memory cards
Once you're done, the chart should look something like this:

7. Repeat for all other attributes
8. Once you're done, head to the sheet 'rec & ranking'
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RANKING & RECOMMENDATION
RANKING
just a little ranking to show you how your sins are doing because I thought it'd be cool to have :] Keep in mind that it can't properly display ties tho! You'll have to enter all card data for it to work properly
RECOMMENDATION
The recommendation will tell you what order you should level your sins in, what cards you should level, what level and skill level to raise them to, and if you should work on its Devil's Tree first
But first, you need to configure the settings for your recommendation. You can choose
if you want demon and memory cards to be displayed seperately (overwritten only if you choose to display all sins)
how many sins should be displayed
if your current team should be factored into, or if it should be based purely on your dream team
Personally, I'd recommend going with seperated, display all sins (weakest to strongest), and to factor the current team in, but you can change it around to what best fits your needs
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Again, if you have any questions or suggests, comment them on here. My asks are also always open, so you can also ask that way!
Anyway, best of luck with leveling your cards, everyone!!
#i know leveling can be a little overwhelming when you don't know what you're supposed to do so i hope this will be useful to some of you#this isn't the end all and be all btw-there are always some other factors that you should also keep in mind when deciding what card to leve#but it's a good starting point#i made it to lesson 40 by using this as a base (on pen & paper lmao) and i'm f2p so yeah#anyway i hope everything works. i've thrown everything around a few times <3#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me guides#;melverie's om card leveling tool
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When the fic that’s lived in your head for like three years is So Cool but the second you sit down to write any of it you’re like This Is Literally The Stupidest Scene You Have Ever Written 😔😔😔
#don’t mind me#writer problems#venting#Tim drakes guide to summer in Gotham#could be so good!!!!! if only I could beam my vision directly into your minds!!! yall would lose it!!!!#but alas. we can’t. and also given what the villains in that story are up to we should not be beaming things into people’s brains. ya know.#ugh. gonna try to keep pushing through though now that I’ve gotten around my hang ups on how to write Duke’s powers#cause I would really really love to share this story but I wanna complete it first and have it completely betaed too#because. it Can’t Suck.#which means I need to find a good beta reader too but eh we will cross that bridge when we come to it#someone around here will wanna read my Tim Duke Steph unsupervised vigilante trio fic right
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#thinking about how there can be a real gift to not fully understanding a situation while you live through it#or even just not being able to wrap your head around it completely#because it leaves you open to be guided by grace#in a more simple and direct way than understanding even total understanding could give#I always want to understand things fully. deeply. to get my head around things but also to get ABOVE them#to get a bird’s eye view#and of course I never fully will#because I am NOT God#and of course i absolutely won’t in the moment that I am living through it#and that is a grace—I am seeing more and more clearly#total intellectual understanding and clarity are a) not possible. b) not as good a guide as the promptings of grace can be!#like. of course *I* want to understand. both for my own gratification (tbh) and because it is how I make decisions#or want to at least. thoughtfully. weighing all the information. leaving nothing out#but the truth is I can only ever do that imperfectly. and the reality is that I always live in an imperfect world#so following God’s guidance and trying to keep peace of heart (peace of heart that doesn’t depend wholly on my understanding)#both accomplish more than my own attempts at understanding#this IS the problem of Hamlet. the heart of Hamlet. to me at least#he’s so smart and he’s so educated. and there is a way in which he can wrap his mind around the truth of things#and especially the truth (I should probably say reality) of evil!#so he’s like. staring into the abyss! but in an even realer way he can’t handle total understanding#(and of course however smart he is doesn’t have it and can never have it fully. no human CAN)!#so he has to end and find peace at —there’s a divinity that shapes our ends rough-hew them how we will#let be.#some of that is just letting go of the instinctive relentless need to understand fully what we are living through#you don’t need it—need it less than you/i/we think#as much as we need a heart open to the promptings of grace#A N Y W A Y.#I have been reflecting
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When I'm just skimming through tumblr posts, I occasionally wonder why you post about people writing fic for the National Health Service, and why anyone on this Earth would feel the need to take to AO3 to express their love/frustration for said National Health Service. And then I remember that the majority of humanity is not in the UK, and that NHS is also a series acronym.
I personally feel this kind of “wait, what?” reaction adds a lil spice to the internet experience.
#I experience it daily#I work for an organization that is so routinely swimming in alphabet soup#that about a week into my job someone kindly printed me a copy of an org-specific acronym guide she’d started maintaining for herself#because she’d worked there for several years and she couldn’t keep track of it herself#I have also experienced the mind-bending cognitive dissonance of a familiar acronym with a bizarrely different meaning#I will cop to being one of the people who actually nicknames Nie Huaisang Our Little National Health Service#even though it’s not my national health service (sob)#why? well because it is funny and I like wordplay and stuff
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One thing I realized about canon!Phone Guy is that he has never mentioned a human character's name... not even his own.
I wonder if this is because he doesn't want to get too attached to people when he could never see them again one day. And for the same reason he doesn't want the player character to get too attached to him. :(
#fnaf#phone guy#my analysis#angst#headcanon#I've got to keep this in mind when writing him#too easily does my version mention Michael or William's name#usually a tutorial character is like 'hi I'm x! I'll be your guide!'#but not phoney...
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Moffat stans keep on winning, Boom was absolutely amazing. My heart is beating so fast!!! No I will not take any nuance. The criticism of capitalist war and blind faith? In the current state of the world? A parent's love bringing peace? More than 14k dead kids. Doctor Who knows what's up. I have too many thoughts to organize them right now, I need a few hours to process. F*ck capitalism and f*ck weapons manufacturers. Viva la resistencia and the Doctor.
#rapha talks#rapha is being a whovian#doctor who#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#dw series 14#fifteenth doctor#ruby sunday#steven moffat#boom#sorry sorry that episode just directly talked to what's been keeping my mind and heart busy these past 7 months#if you know my blog and myself then you know what i'm referring to#and you know what direct links between fiction and reality this episode does#reminder that ncuti gatwa is rwandan genocide surviver and he said before that his own history guides his portrayal of the doctor#and before the naysayers come at me : doctor who has always been political and rtd has always been political#that's the doctor who i love!!
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can I request a shin tsukimi

Shin Tsukimi wants to know which one is your favorite.
#hi im sorry for not answering#but do you mean request a photo? or do you want me to make you one?#bc tbh i would very much rather help and guide you into making one! as its very fun and satisfying process#additionally please remember the doll you see in the photos I DID NOT MAKE#i have tried on the past but none have come out as good as this one#as this one is MACHINE MADE#however#i could show you my failed duds if you want#and if you really truly want one of your own i can try to make one for you#but please keep in mind he wouldnt have clothes and would probably NOT look as good as this one#but ido my best for you#tsukimi asks#shin tsukimi#yttd#your turn to die#kmgsn#kimi ga shine
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