#but not phoney...

[gameprincessanya]

One thing I realized about canon!Phone Guy is that he has never mentioned a human character's name... not even his own.

I wonder if this is because he doesn't want to get too attached to people when he could never see them again one day. And for the same reason he doesn't want the player character to get too attached to him. :(

[lackpenny]

a broken man's last effort, all for nothing

[spicy-apple-pie]

If I have any power at all on this platform, I want it to be used to draw more attention to the Bone Graphic Novels. I need more people talking about the nuances of it. I need a 4 hour video essay on the lore and characters.

don't even get me started on the gay awakening that is Thorn Harvestar

Also, look at this little guy

He's amazing I love him

[stardustizuku]

“The gravity falls fandom should have been writing ford/bill instead of bill dip-“

FIRST OF ALL, respect your parents. Bill dip founded the ground you stand on. And if you imply otherwise you’re not only moronic, but a liar. There’s a reason Bill is remembered and it isn’t SFW

SECOND, and perhaps more IMPORTANTLY of all, where?

From where, you dumb f*ck? Ford appeared in the last season. There was no CONTENT. You act like you’ve been handed the scriptures but you WERE WRITTEN YESTERDAY

You’re selling you history for crumbs of fake future

[simbii]

“With a bit of surgery, some patchwork here and there… they’ll make him useful again.”

[ Reblogs appreciated ]

[gameraboy2]

Batman (1943), "The Phoney Doctor"

[democracyunderground]

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[petpetpinixy]

furrys

[captain-price-unofficially]

Dutch bicycle regiment, 1940.

[comraderoscoes]

what has estie done for some people including alpine to hate him so much 😭 kmag’s been racing dangerously for weeks and it’s all ha ha he he but estie makes a mistake and he deserves to be racing in jail? 😭

[reality-detective]

Joe Biden Lied, Slurred and Yelled His Way Through the Entire Speech at the DNC. 🤔

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[noveltybowlingalleycarpeting]

So we know the Phoney Dave AU right And we know Dave’s soul keeps clinging onto his body… Right Imagine if Dave is completely stripped from his body, his body is now 100% Phone Guy and has no soul But his soul keeps clinging onto his body, trying to enter and only occasionally succeeding. This leads into a Dsaf 3 AU where instead of the missing counterpart of Dave’s soul being Davetrap, it’s Jack’s newest phoney. And unfortunately for this Phone Guy, his soul keeps coming back and causing quite a few murderous problems. Dialogue for if Tumblr kills the image quality and makes it unreadable: Employee… What- What happened to that child…? I… I don’t know, sir. I was supervising the party and now I’m… here. You’re covered in that kid’s blood. S-Sir, I swear- I didn’t do it! That child is DEAD. I-I can see that, but it wasn’t me! Then how on earth did you end up HERE? Covered with blood, next to the kid’s CORPSE? I-I don’t… My AI just… Flickered, and now I’m here… Explain. It- It all went black, and my AI suffered some kind of interference, it shut off- I was essentially a corpse myself without it, sir! If you had no AI in the moment, then how did body end up murdering a child? Without attracting attention, no less! I’m so sorry sir, I don’t know… I didn’t do it… Your body somehow did. I have to send you to be scrapped. But- But I didn’t! Regardless of what you think you did, your body has rebelled… Somehow… But sir, how is that even possible? It’s against my programming! If you didn’t have your AI, your programming wouldn’t do shit. I-I swear- I- Please don’t scrap me…! Your body is KILLING CHILDREN. That is a problem. You’re gonna be scrapped. I-I… You’re going to help me cover this up, and then you’re going to get scrapped. Capiche? …Yes sir… You need to go get cleaned up. The… The customers will… They’ll see the blood if I go to the supply closet… Then I guess I’ll bring the cleaning supplies to you. There, now mop yourself up. Employee, why are you just sitting there- ꃅꍟꌩꍏ, ꌗꉣꂦꋪ꓄ꌗꌩ!

[mast3r-rainb0w]

Them Funny BONE Cousins (Phoney, Fone, and Smiley) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

If you remember these guys from a certain classic graphic novel series, you deserve a reward! Thought I'd draw the 3 main cousins from Jeff Smith's comedic fantasy comic, Bone. Enjoy the fanart!

[spicy-apple-pie]

Okay, more of spicy trying to get you guys into Bone more. I’m sorry okay?

I love Phoney Bone so much man. He reminds me of grunkle Stan in that he’s a total sham, but you threaten his family and he’s going mask off. Like he might act aloof and uncaring, but he wouldn’t hesitate to put his cousins first in every situation.

And I have this headcanon that Phoney is so stingy with money because he had to take care of Fone and Smiley. He’s the oldest and all of their parents died when they were young. So I think he didn’t start out with much, that he always had to keep looking for more money to keep them afloat. So even when he becomes the richest bone in boneville, he’s still looking for more. It’s almost ingrained into him. Because he doesn’t know when he might be out of money.

Please validate me!! I know that I’m overthinking this, but I don’t care.

[simps-mcgee]

So I listened to Butcher Vanity for the first time today, and somehow, Abel popped into my head at the same time, and as things tend to go, my wires got crossed at a certain point

Anyways, he's now committed cannibalism various times in my version of canon, and I am unsure of how I should feel about having a cannibalism-related headcanon for a character... at least I made some kick ass art from it

[superbellsubways]

its 4 Am