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pkaykim · 4 months ago

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Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics #Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol #I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!

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opera-ghost · 2 months ago

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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost #okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit #there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings #erik having mod access for some reason #(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors #someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi #erik fully just doxxes them in the comments

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hinge · 28 days ago

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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

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irate-iguana · 4 months ago

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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

#yes i still rent videos. this is because i want to keep the one remaining video rental store in [REDACTED CITY] open #the terror #original post

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sophiehelgagoughfives · 4 months ago

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

#you're gonna blow our cover if you keep posting about grabbing knives. he's gonna get suspicious #15th march #march 15th #julius caesar #et tu brute #the ides of march #ides of march #tumblr culture #beware the ides of march

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cafeyote · 6 months ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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hinge · 16 days ago

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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

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birdthatisbored · 10 months ago

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Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

#this is all of my mutuals btw #i hate this post so much and people keep following me for it why

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godtrauma · 5 months ago

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kinda fucked how a full-blown mental breakdown/ugly sobbing crying episode is supposed be like, all good for your soul and whatever but it always comes with insane headache/congestion shit. like yeah i scream-exorcised a rotting part of myself but at what cost.

#so like keep hydrated take a hot shower and get some peppermint going in your life #this post is not an invitation to trauma dump #godtrauma #👹

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mn12platform · 5 months ago

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#broadcasts #felidae #facebooks stupid ai keeps making posts so much more unintentionally amusing

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nathaniacolver · 8 months ago

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arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference #sorry for the quality btw i threw this together #timebomb #jayvik #caitvi #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right #there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships #but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro #just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ #DOOM IS DOOM #edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME #and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad

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hinge · 28 days ago

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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

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xiranjayzhao · 3 months ago

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This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

#jiankui he #the way he keeps posting pictures of himself in an empty lab???

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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neostellarjpg · 1 month ago

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#this has been on twitter for 7 months and i forgot to post it here sorry gang #karkat vantas #kanaya maryam #homestuck #art #comic #also keep sending karkat quotes for me to draw i know i asked for them forever ago but still send them

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clownmitts · 9 months ago

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Momokarun save me, save me momokarun

#dandadan #momo ayase #ken takakura #okarun #reiko kashima #momokarun #expect a few more dandadan posts i keep forgetting to upload

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flame-shadow · 2 years ago

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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

#rambling #and idk but like if this incentivises you to do some stretches too then that's great! remember to be kind to yourself #but im mostly directing this at myself because i was thinkng about these things while doing a 15 min stretch routine and i feel silly #but silly is okay as long as i keep going #edit: haha wow this post blew up. im gonna tag it with a few things to maybe help me find it later if necessary #sisyphus #body maintenance #popular post

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75screamingtoads · 1 year ago

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

#this is a shit post #me and my frienfs keep saying this eveey time we watxh house #house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #chase house md #Cameron house md #foreman house md #wilson house md #hilson

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