#kent fields

[aisphotostuff]

Winter in the Darent Valley Kent by Adam Swaine Via Flickr: The stunning flood plain around the River Darent by the Lavender farm near Shoreham village..

[ditzybat]

Kon: guess who I hooked up with?

Tim: i dunno man, who?

Kon: Black Bat!

Tim:…

Tim: you hooked up with my sister…?

Kon: …I didn’t know she was your sister!

Tim: I’m a bat, Bat is in her name!

Kon; oh my god… Batman’s gonna kill me

Tim: and I am going to break through your TTK and castrate you

[emacrow]

Ma and Pa were just lazing around the front porch in their farm during a meteor shower night.

Clark and Lois were out for rare time out at the town. Conner was with Tim in Gotham, and Jon was sleeping soundly in his bed upstairs.

It was a peaceful night indeed, but until one shooting meteor light came heading towards the opposite direction, going straight towards their Corn fields.

Pa glances at Ma, who looks to him and smiles back softly. Seem another family member was arriving soon enough indeed.

"Let go see the new arrivals, ma." Pa said softly, already taking his truck key out of his pocket.

5 minutes will go, driving straight toward the crash site where an almost broken apart silver and glowing green ship lies, the front glass shattered with a mere slightest touch.

Lies not one alien, but 6 aliens in total..

Most of them were unconscious, young children, huddle up close in a pile except for one, who was a young lady with bright orange hair, bleeding excessively green blood dripping down her head, a necklace that seem to just stop glowing and shattered to pieces, carrying a very small white haired child, or possibly a baby close with one hand out, tightly holding glowing green gun in her very shakenly grasp.

What came out of her voice was a mere whisper nearly static, like with a slur of very old English.

"Don't hurt them."

[kenneduck]

The other night I dreamt that I got cheated on by three different Sidons... Nascar Sidon was the most mean about it. this is what he wore.

[frownyalfred]

Ok but also the inherent trust of Clark yeeting Bruce without actually knowing the plan and then the confusion of a dragon appearing! Like right after that he just moves on and continues the mission, trusting that Bruce turning into a dragon is part of the plan and something they can discuss later would be *chefs kiss*

Clark, to himself: I can’t just THROW him

also Clark: oh well here goes nothing—

[stargoose-photo]

High Halstow, Kent, England, August 2024.

[lukazade]

Sleepover with two puny mortals that you're in love with (and everything can go right).

Lowkey based on a fanfic I was writing, but as usual I haven't the confidence to post it! Yeah~

Had this in the drafts for months,,,, figured I'd finish it up now so it's done. I like to kinda have some Finished art on the page hahahaha

[cinnamonanddean]

Can we talk about Clark in his jersey with the Luthor Corp logo above his heart and Lex (who has never given one single solitary crap about Smallville High or football until Clark joined the team) in the stands watching him win the game? Like this is insane, right?

[all-for-nina]

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[aisphotostuff]

Churchyard View of the Kent Weald @ Sundridge by Adam Swaine Via Flickr: When you sit on this bench in the tranquil churchyard the view is just stunning looking over the Kent Weald AONB..

[superbat-lmao]

I love fics where there’s a dimensional crossover and Bruce gets to see an older Clark. One who was married to him. One who had to live past his own Bruce’s death.

But I also love the idea of an older Clark that gets stuck in a younger Bruce’s dimension well after his husband has died. Maybe he can’t go back to his universe, maybe it was destroyed or something and he’s all that’s left.

And then he walked into a universe where Bruce and Clark aren’t together. Where Bruce is alive.

He’s still in love with him. He missed his husband everyday but also knew he was capable of loving him in every universe. That he cherished his Bruce and while he knows they aren’t the same, that he’ll always miss his Bruce, but he would love every version of him.

And it drives this universe’s Clark up the wall. Because he and Bruce are always tense, always fighting and suddenly there’s someone that Clark has to watch Bruce trust almost implicitly. Someone who had nowhere to go and was offered lodging at the manor of all places. Around Bruce’s kids.

It bugs Clark beyond all belief. He can’t figure it out.

Meanwhile Bruce is thinking that all of his feelings for Clark are unrequited and unnecessary, things that would mess up team dynamics and doesn’t realize how combative it makes him. How he’s off limits. That even friendship would be going too far and he’s standoffish.

So when another universe’s Clark introduces himself and asks if he can stay in this universe, that he has nowhere else to go, that he’s wearing Thomas’s wedding band, Bruce knows. In his soul he knows what this older Clark had lost. Something he’ll never have.

They don’t actually have a relationship. This universe’s Clark gets close to getting his head out of his ass, but the problem is solved for him when another universe’s Bruce shows up without warning.

Turns out his universe was somehow responsible for destroying the older Clark’s universe. That theirs had never had a Superman, but they felt obligated to offer him a home, it had just required some tracking down when they learned what had happened. That he would have a place on their team of heroes.

And this Bruce realizes what the older Clark is going to do. The life he will try and build for himself. And he knows he can’t stop him.

But older Clark had figured out that Bruce really thought it wouldn’t happen for him, that he and this Clark really wouldn’t end up together. So he gives him a parting kiss, much to the chagrin of the new Bruce and the younger Clark.

Watching that kiss, that’s the moment Clark realizes he’s in love with Bruce. That he was jealous. And it’s only a moment after the other Clark and Bruce leave that this Bruce also learns that because Clark is sick of dancing around things and just lays one on him.

They work it out from there.

Inspired by this post.

[on-the-clear-blue]

Brain worms struck a nerve once more...

Just? Baby Dick, he is just so smol and full of hate.

I am just imagining this small 9 year old, taking on full aged adults and winning, then turning around and grinning like the devil at the remaining crooks

I just think Gotham Twitter would be like

Gothamite 1: Robin 4 is such angy, most stabby boy

Gothamite 2: He isn't even angry??? Like that boy is just autistic, I talked to him about proper pet care for like 45 minutes after getting mugged, Bats had a fucking 1000 mile stare.

Gothamite 3: If you want real angry Robin, you need to look at n.1 or @ Realwing. I was a goon for a bit out of collage, he broke 3 ribs and my collar bone by pushing me down the stairs and then jumping on me.

Gothamite 1: Can't see it, Nightwing is too pure.

Gothamite 2: He has fucking killed/brutally maimed people? Parasocial much??

And like, also more on Baby Dickie...that boy did not speak English as his main language until he came to live with Bruce, Halys circus tours in Europe mostly? Give me little Dickie just looking at Bruce with uncomprehending eyes as the man tries to explain that Dickie will be living with him.

Give me baby Dick with the cutest thick French accent as a boy (side note, have you seen children speak French? It's so fucking cute, they sound so fancy but still so very baby) Like I feel like he spoke a hodgepodge of languages with the carnies? Maybe that carries over to his Robin ages.

Robin, running up to Batman, cycling through 5 different languages and two dialects, then just holds out a frog to Bruce expectantly.

Bruce, who missed about every 3rd word and had to translate French, then German, then Portuguese and then Romani to English in a matter of seconds, "Yes...You may keep it."

Dick, giving Bruce a very concerned look, then to the frog, then to Bruce again "You...want to... to own it? Is it not...giftig? ruim para comer? " Groaning he flaps his hand trying to think of the right word, "Does not...work well with me? Make feel bad? Is sick?"

Bruce nodded slowly, "Poisonous or toxic is the word you are looking for Chum, no its just a cane Toad, Ce n'est pas toxique, c'est sans danger."

(Dickie does keep the toad, His name is Herr Haly and he lived very well in the gardens, he died not long after Jason came around)

Later when Dick went to do Teen Titans, the reason Starfires English is kinda messed up is because Dicks brain is hardwired for like four other things, and English was just the one she was looking for, he mentally translates every word from another language to English, so the grammar is a bit rough some times.

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily & Friends🦇

Barry: * to the JL* Then I told her, "Pink isn't just for boys, it can be for girls too."

[youngjusticerulez]

Double memes. Same template

[dreamdripdistance]

ive been cooking this au for 6 months at this point but... heres my take on a quirkless vigilante!izuku au !!!!!! he ends up taking up (almost)heroism a little later than canon !!

heres some really old sketches lol. what a nice young man i hope he doesnt do vaguely criminal adjacent activities at night

[stargoose-photo]

Deer Park, Boughton Monchelsea, Kent, England, October 2024.