#kermit astarion

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@tiredneutron

A very angry frog 🐸

[poutyratveggie]

eccc photos!!! i forgot to ask for everyones @ so lmk if thats you so i can include your @ or if you want an image taken down <33333333

first homestuck cosplayer i met!! actually slay terezi who let me choke the karkat doll

me and @chimera-klown 8eing 8addies!!!!!!!!

cool asf godtier karkat who i think is @aut0responder

ANOTHER VRISKA!!!!!!!! amazing fucking styling on the wig im still MASSIVELY jealous ::::/ 8ut jkjk cus they were amazing

i also found the meowrails which was 8/8 amazing cus then....

TEREZI SHOWED 8ACK UP!!!!!!!

i also met a rlly rlly pretty jade cosplayer who was super nice and had an amazing outfit so i was like super flattered ::::)

and then heres the other cosplayers i took photos with!!!! not homestuck 8ut they were still AMAZING and it was super fun to geek out with the astarion cosplayer who is @ thane-of-things on instagram and tiktok

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Muppets Casting Baldur's Gate 3

SORRY FOR THE REALY LONG POST I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS

So I saw @yourleastfavepersonerson 's Kermit as Gale and it made me go into a hardcore dive into who I think would be who in a casting of Muppets as Baldur's Gate 3 characters. And yes I will be posting my reasoning because I have been thinking intensely about this for weeks now.

Now let me say that I think we should go with the general idea that the villains in this BG3 should be primarily humans because it fits the narrative, there will however be a few exceptions that I will lay out below.

MAIN CREW

Narrator- Gonzo

Gonzo fulfilling his dutiful roll as narrator once again for Baldur's Gate 3. I think he would do a fantastic job and a more comedic touch to the lines.

DURGE- Miss Piggy

Who is the muppet that is most likely to go on a murder rampage out of the muppets? Well obviously Miss Piggy and she would be the sassiest about this. She has the chops to beat the shit out of anyone that make her made which makes her the perfect fit. And it makes perfect sense with a romancing Gale as Kermit.

Gale- Kermit

Kermit being fed up with everything fits perfectly with Gale's demeanor with the player characters. I specifically need Kermit for the "stop licking the damn thing" line with the spider because no one can pull it off like Kermit. Also seeing Kermit eat a shoe magical item as the art did is hilarious. Obviously he will be trying to curb the murderous tendencies of his romantic interest DURGE/ Miss Piggy.

Astarion- Pepe

Pepe would use sexual prowess to try and take over a situation so this is why I think he would be Astarion. I also think Pepe could do Astarion's more comedic bits very well. They are just sarcastic asses that don't want anyone to see past the sarcasm.

Wyll- Rolf (only after Myzora comes when he breaks his contract)

Well would start as a human. There would be so many mentions of how attractive he is (because he is and if you don't like Will go away). But after he decides to spare Karlach he would most definetely be turned into a muppet. But when he looks in the mirror he would only see himself as himself but with a muppet nose and horns, to everyone else he is just Rolf. He started this show and he will continue it just like Rolf.

Karlach- Rizzo the Rat

Not going to lie Karlach gives New Yorker vibes to me slightly. I think her jokes and humor are in line with Rizzo. I would also love to see Rizzo to go into rage as a barbarian. He definitely has it in him as we saw in Muppets in Space.

Lae'zel - Animal

Lae and Animal have that instinct to just go wild. I was thinking Animal as Karlach originally but I think that Karlach can have a calmer side to her. So can Lae but I think if the BG3 crew was in a band that she would be the drummer which is why I say Animal is her.

TAV- Scooter

Yes I know we already have a DURGE but let's be for real Scooter is always trying to keep the show together just like TAV. He desperately needs everyone to maybe do a bit of therapy and a little less impulsiveness.

Halsin- Fozzy Bear

Easy. Bear = Halsin. Also Halsin likes ducks and so does Fizzy Bear. Halsin gives will tell dad joke vibes too so that totally fits for Fozzy Bear.

Shadowheart- herself

Our first human throughout the narrative! I think Shadowheart as god's favorite princess would be a human. She would make jokes that she's not like everyone else and that's why she's the fav. Also her having a the darker side a Sharran makes me think she would suit well as a human.

Minthara- herself

As I mentioned I think villains in general would be human adjacent so I think it would make sense that Minthara is not a muppet. I could also see her drop kicking muppets very easily and being happy about it.

Jaheria- herself

I was almost thinking Janice for Jaheria but because she is the mom of the group I think it would be funny for her to be taller than all the muppets and trying to carol them. She's also doesn't have that silly comedic edge.

Minsc- Sweetums

Minsc would be sweets because they are both big dumb and a little sweet. I think Sweetums would be a ranger if he was in dnd so. I do think Boo would be just a hamster though still just to make it easier and funny to see huge Sweetums holding a small giant space hamster.

Villians

Ketheric- Uncle Deadly

One of the few muppet villians I just really think Ketheric and Uncle Deadly have the same creepy vibes. And I had to have two of the Big 3 as muppets just for comedy sake.

Orin- Crazy Henry

If anyone besides Miss Piggy is murder crazy it's Crazy Henry but instead of Orin stabbing she's just blowing up literally everything. They have the same deranged vibe.

Gortash- himself

Like many Muppets medias I think it makes sense for the Big 3 to have one human, and Gortash seems to have it together the most out of the 3 of them. I would also love to see the reception of Miss Piggy/DURGE seeing their ex lover.

Emperor- Constantine

I like playing the Emperor when he is the Dream Guardian as trying to look like someone the player character's would trust. And this time he chose Kermit. And of course it's revealed it's Constantine when you find out he's a mind flayer.

Raphael- himself

Fits the vibe if the devils are just trying to fuck up the Muppets lives.

Myzora- herself

See above same sentiment lol.

Goblins- What nots

There are so many Goblins and I think the What Nots are bendable enough to fit as Goblins. Seeing them under Minthara would also be peak.

ASSORTED- (I will add more eventually this was harder)

Naaber - Bean Bunny

Who is the most hated muppet (at least by other muppets)? Bean Bunny and Naaber is also hated so I think it fits.

Omeleon- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

I head canon Omeleon and Blurg as being in a queer platonic relationship and that fits Bunsen and Beaker so well.

Blurg- Beaker

Once again Omeleon and Blurg are husbands and so are Bunsen and Beaker.

That's all I have for now! Thank you for reading if you got all the way through! Let me know what you think of my casting and if you have any other different ideas. I do want to figure out where Statler and Waldorf but I haven't placed them just yet.

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ASTARION POP!!!

@ollieneedsamilkshake!! SORRY THIS RESPONSE IS LATE (also I know you tagged my main blog, but I feel like my moots over here will appreciate this more)!!! But I couldn't find a good pic to post so INSTEAD I'll show you how I got my Astarion funko!! (I made a new post because Tumblr doesn't allow videos in reblogs??? Whatever!!!)

My beloved @kermitwazowski made me what I lovingly refer to as an "Ass Box," for my birthday back in November, which included the pop, some Hershey kisses (to kiss the vampire), some dice, and a glass case with a Star of Bethlehem flower in it that says "It's time to try living again" - it's one of my favorite things I've ever received (featuring, Duck! My cat! Along with my and @kermitwazowski's voices lol)

(Gio is Kermit's husband lol) The song that PLAYS when you open the box is from my FAVORITE Astarion edit on tiktok that I'll usually send Kermit as a jumpscare 😂 It's not overly sexy or anything, but something about the song and the clips makes my heart SING!! They also made the song into a Fortnite emote and you can BET I'm doing it ALL the time!!!

ANYWAY, thank you for being patient!!! This was kinda just an excuse to show off how talented and wonderful my friend is!! Hope you're well!!

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I’m loving my primary brush. Have some vamp WIP 🧇

It’s busy season for me for the next 2 weeks, but I can still post WIPs (and maybe some cropped spice… 👉👈)

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If not for @blackmoonrose13 this would not exist

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Alright, hear me out. I’ve seen so many casting ideas for live-action BG3. Some serious, some messing around. I’d like to present an idea that would bring a whole new level of chaos.

Muppets Baldur’s Gate 3.

Tagging my ideas as spoilers below because I have friends and mutuals who are not done with the game.

First off, rule is that with any Druid, be it a human actor or a muppet, when they transform into an animals it MUST be a muppet. Halsin will be a human actor but his bear for is the same bear muppet we see in, say, Muppets Take Manhattan.

Mindflayers will all be Muppets, BUT, instead of looking goofy, it’s to flex character design and puppetry sort of Dark Crystal or The Labyrinth style. (Not to say that Muppets aren’t impressive themselves). Same with the gods. And Tara!

I may not have the “Tav” aka main character romance anyone. Maybe not have any romances, but mainly Tav will be played by Kermit the frog. Makes sense dealing with the chaos of the Muppet show, he can handle the companions.

Guardian: You have a tadpole in your mind.

Kermit: Oh, well, see, I was a tadpole once. I’m a frog.

I couldn’t decide if the companions should be human actors or Muppets. I’m leaning toward humans in a dynamic of Muppet Treasure Island and Christmas Carol, they’re with the characters. Maybe the Narrator shares her role with Gonzo. Stalter and Waldorf could be victims of Auntie Ethel who heckles her and other victims. Rizzo is stuck in Cazador’s palace and is a snarky tour guide.

Astarion: I’m in a group surrounded by weirdos! [Cameras cuts to Muppet and other companions just staring at him]

Then some point Orin and/or Gortash vs Miss Piggy.

And the Dark Urge? Muppet. But could you imagine how cool that would be?

I’ll update if I have more ideas but if anyone has other ideas to add…. 👀

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Lae'zel the Frog

[medaart]

Having a long stretch of Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot + lifelong Muppet brainrot resulted in me realizing I'm just RP'ing Tavstarion with the same dynamics as Kermiggy: A short, green-clad person just trying to keep everything together, make sure nobody blows up, while also secretly being smitten with a beautiful attention hog.

[lora-draws]

Dark Urge named Kermit 🐸

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[fangswbenefits]

What you'll find in this blog:

- cock & balls

- deep dives into Astarion (not like that - yet)

- Hozier

- unhinged asks

- kermit

- any excuse to drain Astarion's balls. He deserves it

- undying devotion to Astarion's nose

- breeding? breeding

[magnuspool]

Hey everyone, I’m so happy about the reaction to my Astarion/Kermit the Vampire Frog. I’m glad it made you laugh as much as it made me laugh while I was drawing him😂

Some of you have been wondering which character would fit with Miss Piggy.

[hopefulstarfire]

Hubs and I have been discussing a Muppet casting of Baldurs Gate 3, here is our findings so far;

Kermit as Gale (inspired by art we found on tiktok and what catapulted this whole conversation)

Pepe as Astarion

Gonzo as Will

Animal as Karlach

Janice as Shadowheart

Bobo as Halsin

Sam the Eagle as Kagha

Statler and Waldorf as the Narrators

The villains for the most part - such as Ketheric and Orin - are played by their actors. Because Miss Piggy is going to be Aylin and I need you all to think about how absolutely hysterical it would be to see her go full magical girl transformation and karate chop Ketheric to hell.

Bow obviously there are alterations that could be done. Tav could be Fozzy for instance, right? Though I thought of the Dark Urge for Gonzo and then Alfira is Camilla and instead of a corpse they wake up to find a bucket of KFC. But I digress.

But there is one very out there take I have. And that's for Lae'zel. Because I do remember there being a very specific puppet that would work, it's just uh. Not officially a Muppet lineup, but since Disney does own both properties, I propose;

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Ruby's Masterlist

(Miguel O'hara)

One shots

Tension

For Science

Intimacy

Perfect Morning

Comfort

Breakfast in bed

Stress Relief

Sharing is Caring: (I), (II)

Second Intentions

Tracking

Gentle

Backfire

Side Effect

Stubborn

Breaking Point

Fluff/Comedy/Comfort/Hurt/Angst/Misc:

Memories

Revelations

Solution

Tiny Spider

Another Chance

Broken

Family

A Series of Firsts

Appreciation

Series

》 Frustration: (0) Sweet Girl, (1) Frustration, (2) Suit Up, (3) Obssesion, (4) Consequences, (5) Discovery, (6) Double-edged sword, (7) Confession, (7) Devotion

Bonus

Astarion's first mention

First Kermit reaction

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whos this astarion character. ive only seen the kermit version. would i like them