#kevin doesnt like this /silly

[dsaf-reverse-au]

Bite Kevin bite Kevin bite Kevin bite Kevin /silly

Euh... stop biting me!

Edith does that enough on her own. I don't need more!

[ruohosta-nauttija]

Truly i now understand the term comfort streamer

[dayurno]

having a serious kevthea moment and making a playlist and it's literally the corniest love songs of the 2000s because i think and i know in my heart kevin day was sitting at home giggling kicking his feet thinking about that older woman

[prince-opossum]

CRIES i love seeing everyone go crazy reblogging whatever they r obsessd w at the moment but i CANT </3 the thing i am obsessed with is my own and my friends dnd campaign, THAT OF WHICH NO OUTSIDE CONTENT EXISTS :sob: sometimes i wish our campaigns were streamed online and had a fandom cos i crave ship art of my pairs and cute found family art </3

[mini-minish]

nathaniel wesninski & andrew doe au i picked up from a 2021 sketch 🪓🖤🔪

notes under the read more!

• andrew doe gets adopted into the wesninski family when he's just a little older than nathaniel, who hasnt been sent to edgar allen tryouts yet, and andrew doe is trained to be his bodyguard since childhood

• mary doesn't like it, he becomes a weakness for her son and when she leaves she refuses to take andrew with them, so nathaniel stays, and in that mary never really gets to leave

• on the same day she fails at running away and nathan finds them, nathaniel loses his eye lolastyle

• one time when he's a little older, andrew receives a letter, from a boy who claims to be his twin. andrew minyard doe throws it to the fire, and nathaniel picks it up while he's turned, before it burns completelly

• from the day nathaniel gets injured because he refused to leave andrew behind, they go from annoyed acquaintances to inseparable friends

• he calls andrew "drew" and andrew pretends to hate it. later when theyre older the name "nathaniel" starts to weight, starts to sound weird, so he asks andrew to call him something else, and andrew calls him alex, stefan, adam, until they get to neil

• but he only calls him neil when theyre alone, when its a secret, when nathan cant hear them

• "nathaniel" takes up the axe. he's as good a hitman as the little devil of baltimore has to be. he hates it, hates the color red, the color of his hair

• one of andrew's first memories at the house is of nathan cutting a man to pieces and making him watch, making him learn not to flinch, but red is the color of neil's hair, soft, safe, soothing

• before that, though, theres little league. theres learning andrew is talented at exy, theres kevin day, and riko moriyama, and theres jean moreau

• i want jean and andrew to be funny about each other just for some levity here ok

• the reynolds are a renowed fashion brand, far from them to refuse big mafia money, so they work on suits, on silk shirts, on tailored pants, and allison reynolds is always joined by her friend renee when she goes with her parents for fittings

• renee walker meets andrew doe, and andrew thinks shes silly enough to keep in touch.

• kevin day leaves them, and neil realises he doesnt have to be kept either. kevin day gets to get out and nathaniel wesninski gets quieter.

• neil finds his uncle's contact among some of the things his mother left behind. from stuart he gets to ichirou. from ichirou he starts to make a plan

• riko moriyama is going to make a big announcement soon, something about the perfect court, something that will finally brand the rest of them as his, and well, andrew has always told neil how much he hates that the pen's ink makes the skin of his face break out

• and neil still has the address of a boy who claims to be his andrew's twin

• for whatever reason the moriyamas and the wesninskis have one of those rich people dinners planned. neil gets kevin to show up, nathaniel gets andrew to leave, kicking and punching and a promise broken

• later in the night, a little after the first course is served and they begin the socializations, neil gets kevin to leave, leave, run as far as possible, *now*.

• he sees jean, grabs his wrist, and takes him outside. theyre walking fast before neil starts running, and then the explosion comes from inside the house, from the basement, and knocks both of them out before they turn the corner. the hathford's men long gone from the scene.

• all renee walker and andrew doe see from where he's been waiting for the little voice at the back of his mind to make sense, is the house bursting on fire, believing that it does so with what he's supposed to protect still inside

• but since i can't bring myself to do this to them, andrew finds him, finds jean, and at the hospital finds stuart, who takes his nephew in

• he gets contacted by a man called david wymack, who was convinced by kevin day to offer them a place among his foxes :)

[lbhslefttiddie]

imagine if the bitchiest person you knew got super fucking sick for a week and when they come back they are so much nicer and generally better except. except they are now deeply ashamed of the fact that they wear glasses (note: they have always worn glasses) and at all turns somehow extremely earnestly deny having ever worn glasses (note: they are still wearing glasses) and has apparently lost the ability to see glasses, and now walks around being like oh dont be silly of course kevin would never wear glasses (note: kevin is wearing glasses at this very moment) i mean really have you ever seen a more unbespectacled face he is just So Handsome of course he doesnt wear glasses (note: they are saying all this while staring. heavily. at kevin. through their glasses) truly there is not a glasses wearing person in sight just a bunch of unglassed naked eyes fellas hanging out not wearing glasses

anyways yeah sqq

[mar-im-o]

Human!Doey design I did bc I haven't stopped thinking about using this man as my OSDD-1B rep

More info under the cut

Dewey is a 23 year old art teacher at an elementary school. He is an OSDD-1B system without a host, with "Dewey" being the name of the body which they go by for simplicity's sake. He is, in actuality, the interaction between three different alters:

Matthew - Caretaker - The most put together of the three, but intensely self-conscious. Obsessed with perfection and protecting those they love. Really self-hating, but tries his best to cover that up for the sake of the others.

Kevin - Persecutor - The most aggressive of the three and often the trauma holder for abuse the system received as children. Fiercely protective of everyone around them and will often get into verbal or physical altercations due to it. Sometimes has limited communication abilities, speaking in sentence fragments and echolalia when upset

Jack - Little - The child of the group. A 10 year old boy who has limited access to the emotions surrounding trauma. He knows what they've been through, but doesnt have any of the emotional barring. As a result he's very silly and childish, and likes to have fun.

Dewey has minimal amnesia barriers and unclear distinctions between parts, so while there are three seperate parts, it's not as simple as one part fronting at a time. There's normally a mix of all of them, and rapid switching is common.

Matthew is normally always in front, with one of the other boys joining him. Dewey may seem a bit more short-tempered and protective when Kevin is joining, or more silly and childish with Jack.

Ultimately, Dewey is a really sweet guy who loves children and wants to protect kids from being hurt in the way he has. He channels that care into teaching and helping to develop social-emotional skills with his kids. He's fiercely protective of his class, even the ones who are "problematic". He refuses to let his kids be hurt in the way he has.

[evil-sm-confessions]

we need a list of spooky month characters who can say faggot

Brought this question to my expert team of scholars. Discussion under cut.

🦴: All of them

⚡️: nod nod

🦴: Except Skid, Pump and Lucky

🦴: Because they’re bapies

⚡️: They can reclaim it when they're older

⚡️: Anyone else have input on this

🦠: evermore can reclaim it but uses it as a slur. also uses the term pansy. garcia uses it as a term of endearment. streber and dexter use it as a power word. radford once said "whats good my fags!" and got laughed out of the room. jaune doesnt say faggot but she does say dyke, and often at that. candy dealer doesnt say faggot but he refers to gay men as fairies which isnt neccesarily better. frank can say faggot but usually defaults to homo. bob says faggot with his whole chest and for like multiple years nobody knew if he could reclaim it or not but were too scared to ask.

⚡️: YES yes this is all good

⚡️: Kevin can reclaim it but doesn't

🌸: Jack can but doesnt like using slurs

🦠: also fun fact from looking at the wikipedia article for queer slang, a derogatory term for gay men is "fudge packer" and in like sm3 i think when the kids give kevin the sugar and hes tweaking out he says "theyre gonna pack my fudge in jail its all over" which. i dont know if it was intentional but i find it so funny that like the first thing kevin thought when he had a possibility of being arrested was being made to have gay prison sex like buddy do we not have more pressing matters to worry about

⚡️: HSHABDHFHD

⚡️: John says faggot not as a slur but in the way one would say "a gay man" neutrally

⚡️: Someone needs to tell him that's not the politically correct term/silly

🐍: YEAH

🐍: I agree

🦠: john talking to radford and hes like "oh is that kevin friend of yours a faggot too?" and radfords like "H- uncle can you sa- oh wait yeah no you can say that- but hold on-"

🐍: Captain and Shotgun man can say faggot. We been know this.

🐍: Father gregor wouldnt say it. Moloch would call Gregor a Faggot

⚡️: And Gregor would be like "you can NOT say that"

⚡️: Half convinced shotgun man uses faggot as a label ngl

🦠: oh no they do

🦠: sexuality and gender

🦠: "oh are you trans?" "yeah im a faggit :)"

⚡️: Skiddad uses faggot as a slur but only on people who are into it

🦠: ignacio uses it like half as a slur but also usually likes to get creative with it. he will call you words you didnt even know

🌸: ignacio has invented slurs

🦠: HE HAS

⚡️: He calls himself a faggot but when he's calling YOU slurs he pulls out the real deep cuts

⚡️: He's gay but the second a gay man inconveniences him he's getting homophobic

🦠: guy whod call someone a slur theyve never even heard before and then grab their face hard af and start hate-smooching

⚡️: KAHSVDDKJDBF

⚡️: Hope asked Jack "what's a faggot" and he almost chokes on the donut he was eating

🌸: Jack explains it in the most kid friendly way possible and then it’s just

⚡️: "So my daddy's a faggot?"

🌸: YEAH

⚡️: Costume guy uses tranny as a slur but only when she's talking about herself

🐍: NOOO dont do thattttt...

⚡️: She's doing that

🦆: consider: Skiddad teaching Skid to call people that

⚡️: OH MY GOD

⚡️: Gotta drive home but do continue to discuss if you'd like

🦠: skiddad would exclusively refer to himself as either a transvestite or a tranny but has like never once actually used the term transgender. skid meeting the hatzgang like "wow roy youre a tranny?" full confidence happy for them

🐍: LJKASDHKJFGHGHJD

🐍: Roy would see red i think

🦠: roy would no-hesitation hit skid upside the head if im being real like "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME-"

🦠: jaune saying dyke in public and ross is next to her like "mom *please*"

🦠: jaune would refer to aaron as a stud specifically in the lesbian way

🐍: Real shit

🌸: ...

🌸: transmasc butch lesbian aaron.

🦠: YES

🦠: YES

🦠: 🌸 YOURE SO SMART

🦠: going off ⚡️'s headcanon that jaune is cis but got a mastectomy bc she didnt want them any more. consider. transmasc aaron that still has his bonkers bc he doesnt give a shit lmfao

⚡️: I'm back

⚡️: You guys are smark

🐍: REAL SHIT

⚡️: Is there anything else you guys want to add

🐍: the eyes of the universe knows slurs from other dimensions and will say them all if the time is right

🦠: hmmm... rick exclusively uses the word faggot. michelle would not say faggot but she would call someone "a nice young man" or "a bit fruitful" or call them a dandy. thin thief occasionally says fag, fat thief said it like once and visibly made a distraught face. also cannot say the word gay he just beats around the bush and jibberjabbers. roy says faggot no questions asked.

🐍: Skiddad knows a handful and uses them

⚡️: Roy calls Ross and Robert fags and it's fine because they're all queers

🦠: fag and her faglets

🦠: jaune keeps trying to give ross the dyke pass and hes like "mom i am not fucking saying that" /silly

⚡️: BDHAKDBDHSJDNF

⚡️: He says faggot though

⚡️: Robert theoretically can say faggot but he doesn't

⚡️: Susie can say dyke but doesn't because she's in the closet

🦠: susie on call with robert and he shows her a helltaker girl and she says "oh im gonna lez out" and then the call goes dead fucking silent and she has her head in her hands with an expression of shock and repulsion and then robert starts laughing so hard he has to hit his inhaler

🐍: KJHGFKJHF

⚡️: BSHSJDHDBDJNDNDHF

⚡️: That's how Robert learns she's gay

[shayberri789]

My HC on the foxes (and trojans) and social media:

Dan and Matt: have a personal twitter account and regularly engages with people on there

Allison: has a twitter account where she acts a like an ice princess. Has a photogenic model-esque instagram account of places she goes and of herself looking hot, plus aestheic photos of her and her friends. Shes got enough followers to be an influencer but doesnt give enough of a shit to be an influencer, shes too busy. And too rich. Has a private instagram account filled with awkward/embarrassing candid shots of the foxes.

Renee: has a twitter account but only for news/checking on the PSU account. DOES have a tumblr account but no one knows she runs it. She reblogs bible verses and poetry and photographs, amongst shit posts

Nicky: he has a personal twitter, instagram and tumblr account. He interacts with fans on his personal twitter. Has a large following because he's got a good personality He and renee get into friendly arguments on tumblr and people ship them. Both members laugh and Nicky replies with a gay meme every time. He has a huge following there, and is only out as gay on tumblr.

He's also a marketing major, and like Allison he has a professional twitter and Instagram as well. His humor still makes it through but it's more sly. Ppl follow it because they get more fox tea/photos than his priv

Kevin: has a twitter and instagram. Strictly professional bc poor boy has never been able to unlearn the PR lessons. He rarely interacts with fans, and is illusive about the day to day of the foxes and his inner thoughts to the point of being nominated the fox cryptid. Despite this, his instagram is filled with aesthetic photographs of the various places he visits (sometimes he's even in it, PR friendly smile firmly in place). His captions include a historical tidbit about the place.

Aaron: he has a private twitter account only, and it's entirely anonymous. Maybe a tumblr account. He's just a normal dude on it, and interacts with Kaitlyn and his med school friends. No one knows who runs his account and he has a small following. He likes the privacy. He has a professional account to be tagged in shit but he does Not use it

Andrew: Kevin forced him to make a twitter account. He has never opened it. It's loaded on Kevin's phone, who makes the occasional necessary PR statement.

Neil: "what's social media?" (He knows what it is. But he's never been able to shake his weariness and distrust of it from his time on the run - too much of a liability. Also his name got dragged through the mud when his parentage came out and that soured him from EVER wanting to touch socmed again. His professional account was deleted after people kept @'ing him with insults and death threats)

Jean: never got PR training and socialing with his team mates is exhausting enough. Doesn't have social media and swears he never will. Gets his news and memes from Cat and Laila (he doesn't laugh at them but inwardly finds them amusing)

Jeremy: has a twitter account which Is a tasteful mix between professional and humorous. Has some personal insights but he'd skilled at sharing a lot without telling anything about himself. People don't notice it like they do kevin. Interacts with fans, but very little info about him and his friends' personal lives make it onto social media. He has a instagram too, but it's got 61 posts and it's mostly a Trojan's fan account, where he hypes up new members of his team and their victories.

Cat and laila: cat and laila are the most normal. They have a twitter account each, which they use like Dan and Matt. They share an aesthetic instagram account but also have their own private accounts where they post silly pictures of themselves and friends, or simp for each other. They have a tumblr account as well. They're married on there

[throwawaybog]

Oooo do you have any WIPs for Wild Kratts?

hi!! yes ABSOLUTELY i do!!! wild kratts is just that one show that i will remember exists and then hyperfixate on for like, 7 months out of a year. and this happens repeatedly btw. and then my google docs count only increases exponentially and i never get anything done. but oh my GOD would i love to actually achieve finishing something for once.

but back to the wips! ill put them under the cut lol

so one that i think about A LOT, is this silly lil crane wife zach concept that has me laughing every time i remember it exists, thank you @novazentryx for bouncing it back and forth with me it still makes me giggle

OC introductory oneshot

eli is also responsible for this nebulously connected to the WK-verse oneshot ive been struggling with, and he doesnt even know it. basically, he suggested making an oc to play around with, and ive slowly been coming up with one. (she is still Unnamed lol) but she is a bit of a gag character, and not really involved with the Tortuga crew. I just really love an outsider pov, it amuses me, and i think someone tangentially involved makes for a lot of humorous moments. (think the "my cabbages!" guy from A:TLA) but basically she is a former NASCAR racer who got injured, badly, her very first season, and suffered permanent hearing loss in one ear, and partial in the other. she is now a getaway driver, and she is cringe. she's cocky and a schemer, but she's also an absolute fool. it took her a while to get behind the wheel again, and she still struggles. and somehow she chose working as a getaway driver for various WK villains as an optimal career path. everytime she leaves her car unattended, she comes back to it totaled. like Kevin from Ben 10 lmaoo

the Pre A:TLA au

it's canon-compliant and ends tragically ofc bc there was no other way it was going to end.

Like- there are a 100 years of war going on all this time before aang showed up, so I wanna set that BEFORE the avatar was discovered you know? I want to give them their own plot some time in these 100 years. We're like 50 years into the war so aang won't be a thing. Well. he was a thing. But no one knows where he is lol. But that was like it as far as I thought mostly cause mostly it was just the vibes that were coming to mind yk? Smth smth being a kid and growing up believing war is normal and growing up a little more and relaxing it’s not- wanting to FIX things but. God, you’re a kid and your friends are kids and you’re making a difference but you’re up against a whole nation

You can’t save everybody

And like. Idk it’s just the tragedy of having your whole life shaped by this terrible thing. And it really could be your whole life bc you’re not safe! You’re at war! And you’ve decided to go out and fight for the right side, the losing side, and you’ll probably die young anyways

And if not. God it’s gonna be another 50 years till aang is found in the ice berg. But they don’t know that, all they know is the avatar is gone. And hope and optimism slowly takes a backseat bc he’s not here, you gotta save yourselves

aviva and zach will parallel some sort of elementary + middle school friends type of thing where in HS they go to separate schools. both zach and aviva are in fire nation but aviva is from a colony and zach is an actual fire nation kid. both are non benders, or possibly zach is a weak firebender, who uses his flames for like, the forge or smth idk. Maybe he cant bend at all. Its still something I'm figuring out. the two meet as they always do, first rivals then weird friends.

when they're both around 16/17-ish aviva meets some other earth nation ppl and they fill her in on what's going on outside. she decides to leave. Zach obviously calls her a fucking idiot cuz wtf aviva you're gonna die out there. and aviva is like nah man trust me they said they have leads on the Avatar so if we bring him back then it might actually end the war. zach is obviously hella sus about this but he can't convince avuva out of it so he resigns and tells aviva to be careful. The next time they meet it likely wont be as friends

there's more to the au ofc, but i was thinking of maybe doing a series of connected oneshots set in this verse for them and to explore the other characters as well.

the labyrinth au

every fandom i am in will at some point have an labyrinth au lol.

but. zach’s dad as the goblin king, zach as a half mortal half fae? like i know the goblin king himself was a fae that rules over the goblins so, i’m thinking he’s part of the unseelie court? of more malicious fae. so, that, for zach’s dad, and his mother is either a nature spirit, or a fae in another court. and zach is making multiple attempts at getting OUT of his dads labyrinth.

(think Zagreus from Hades game)

and meanwhile. meanwhile CHRIS is in the labyrinth trying to get to MARTIN who is, idk, for some reason in the center of the labyrinth? so i know the brothers would never wish each other away and that’s for kids anyways. but. i’m thinking. smth is up, a festival of sorts for the spn creatures villain seminars or smth.

and so its either martin who there? for some reason? and chris is trying to get to him, OR its a Wild Kratt Kid, im undecided

Chris is trying to rescue whoever it is, with aviva as a guide bc aviva HAS braved the labrynth before when she was a child

(she was trying to save zach. who she met at science camp. idk i’m still figuring out how the modern aspect is incorporated here? i’m thinking it’s mostly compliant? like the supernatural exist and are known to some but a lot of them are like, hidden in plain sight? not everyone knows)

aviva thought zach was wished away to the labrynth and under threat of being turned to a goblin she wasn’t aware that, yk, the labrynth is his HOME (prison, whatever you wanna call it)

so it’s like—zach trying to get out and his attempts bring him to aviva and chris who are trying to get IN. as a kid and throughout his teen years, zach WAS able to go to the mortal world, hence the science camp, neighbors-ish with the kratts, etc

i’m thinking that, the varmitechs do have a business in the mortal realm too, which is why he lives there, but they also have business in the fae realm? so like, ima have to work that out later

still, i plan on writing this as a one shot, (though its gotten rather long ill be honest) with it going back and forth between zach's many failed runs, (the past) and his current run (which is where he bumps into chris and aviva)

----x-----

there is also another supernatural creature type au, where zach's father is a vampire and zach thinks he is one too (albeit one allergic to blood) but actually, zach is a nature spirit like his mother, and he doesnt even know it. ohhh the delicious irony of it all. unfortunately i cant find the doc with my notes lol so i didn't get to include that but maybe one day i'll find it!

but thank you so much for the ask! it was fun, and i love talking about WK, so i really enjoyed this!

[ronniehrt]

🚬HEADCANNONS 🚬

(DATING KEVIN SPENCER) (SLIGHT MENTIONS OF NSFW) (HES 16 PLS DONT COME AT ME AA) ────୨ৎ──── ok first of all hes so into shotgunning, like if you guys are at your house, watching tv or whatever he'd just randomly turn to you, cup your cheek real quick and blow smoke into your mouth, and then just act like nothing happened hes not really good with woman (like keeping them and stuff) so with hookers or like prostitutes its more of a one night stand, so if you get your period pls expect him to not know what the fuck to do. all he would do is probably get you a warm blanket, or offer you a cigarette- i feel like he'd be into missionary- or like doggy style (pls idk) def cigarettes after sex, and not just the song. probably into cockwarming. hes a bit of a soft guy when hes drunk, and probably very clingy. he'd drag you behind the school to drink cough syrup, just because he wanted company and didnt feel like being alone or to smoke with you, which probably would end up with you too making out with each other for a good 5-10 minutes. (JAIL ERAA) when he was in jail, you'd often come and visit him if his parents just ''forgot'' or just couldnt be bothered. he'd mumble about how boring it was there while u stood outside his cell as he mumbled on and on with a cigarette between his lips. he'd take you on late night drives, with the windows down and smoking, talking about whatever comes to mind or going to the liquor store. he doesnt really talk much, so he'll just like tug on your shirt if he wanted to say something or ask for your attention. ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ TY FOR READING :3 (FEEL FREE TO SEND REQS ON THIS SILLY CHAIN-SMOKER DUDE)

tags: @a-cloud-of-dust-and-gas

[respectfullytrash]

AGGHHH I SAW YOUR RECENT NORTALICE DOODLE YESSS!!!

Do you have any headcanons for them in general? I’d love to hear, I’m starving for content of them 🙏

Lmao. Im kinda assuming this is the same anon from before, but incase im wrong; Here’s the last Nortalice post i made about the initial ask and then some angsty dynamic i came up with on the fly.

But headcanons for Nortalice huh…

(This might be a little ooc considering the affection system and general future and upcoming content might turn out but were just gonna roll with it)

•In AOM, Norton has this way of pulling the rug out from Alice’s feet when they first meet. Norton’s personality kind of clashes with Alice’s sophisticated and private lifestyle, so Norton reacts by treating Alice with as little respect as he reasonably can because he perceives Alice’s behavior as someone snooty just trying to get something out of him. While Alice is struggling to figure out a way past Norton’s blunt and off putting nature, without going completely broke in the process.

Eventually Alice realizes that in order to get anywhere with Norton, she has to take down her own walls first and actually get personal with him. Which kind of in turn throws Norton of his game, where initially he felt he was running circles around this rich lady who has no idea how the world really works, but is now finding her relatable(?) and possibly an exception to his view of the privileged.

Now actual couple stuff

• Alice is not very big on PDA and doesn’t want to put an official label on their relationship. Whenever someone asks about the two of them she’s very private and tries changing the subject or answers with something extremely vague. It’s not because she doesnt feel very strongly for Norton or she’s embarrassed. She just thinks it’s a little too personal for her liking to talk about her relationships, even with friends, and it just isnt anyone’s business.

Norton’s pretty fine with having no official label but is pretty clear with the other survivors (especially the males * cough cough Kevin*) that him and Alice are exclusive and she is off limits to any romantic or sexual advances.

• Norton might be more possessive than Alice is but i think they’re both pretty equal when it comes to jealousy, which usually goes like this.

Alice is more openly affectionate with her female friends, touching and sharing compliments in public since that’s more appropriate for women of the time to do. It isn’t very appropriate to do with a man your not married to however, which makes Norton a little jealous. And when Norton lets loose and hangs out with some of the other guys, Alice gets a little insecure since she’s usually the one that gets Norton out of his shell.

• Alice doesn’t use pet names. Maybe when she’s especially sentimental or in a teasing mood, she’ll slip out a “darling” or “love”, but it’s just not really her thing.

Norton doesn’t really use traditional pet names and will instead sometimes call her “Goldie”, or “Ally” (this is just mostly my habit of shortening peoples names and sticking a y at the end though)

• This is both Alice and Norton’s first relationship ever. They both have zero experience so they make a lot of mistakes together. And their different upbringings and social status leaves them with different ideas and expectations of what dating or “courting” looks like.

(Slight NSFW implications) Alice also wants to wait until they leave the Manor and get married until they have traditional couple bedroom fun. Norton is pretty disappointed at first until he realizes that Alice isn’t saying no, just not yet and that she expects that they’ll get married.

Ive also got some ideas considering Fools Gold but… Someones gonna have to send me another ask so I know the people want to know about my silly little ships. I love to talk, i just need to know if people care or not before i yap away

[rroastbeeff]

holy smokes

i started watching alien force and its ok i still like the og ben 10 more, like its supposed to be them in the future, but ben doesnt act or really look like the classic ben, and i get it you can change as you get older, but i miss the silly guy

its probably because i love the classic ben 10 show the most but ya know

also i don't quite enjoy that kevin just kinda went onto the good guys side so quickly but i also havent been hyperfixating on ben 10 long enough to watch all the shows (i just started watching AF), so maybe theres another reason besides he liked gwen

i dont HATE alien force, i just prefer ben 10 classic more, no hate to people who do like ben 10 AF [[:

im finished ranting now 👍

[ninyard]

hello i have a LOT of thoughts about aaron’s trial, so :) remember you asked: i did some ✨research✨ ages ago for a silly little fic i was writing, so i know nora said in the ec that of the team, only aaron, andrew, nicky, & neil are present for the trial (not kevin*). i think nora said this was aaron’s call, but he made it for andrew’s benefit (something something it’s aaron’s trial but andrew’s tragedy). i don’t think wymack, bee, or abby are there either, but i hc that andrew would call bee or renee after, depending on if he’d want to talk or want a distraction (i.e. to spar). re: who testifies, idk about nicky, but nora said that neil doesn’t testify. which… i don’t rlly get. yes, neil refused to talk to the cops at nicky’s parents’ house, but he wasn’t “neil” yet. the exact line from the raven king is, ‘something like this demanded complete honesty, and neil had been lying since he was old enough to speak’. but by the time of aaron’s trial (the summer after neil’s freshman year, i think), neil is legally neil josten, so idk why he wouldn’t testify, unless andrew asked him not to. and i think andrew, who according to the ec is a criminal justice major (!!!!), would know that neil’s testimony is key to proving that aaron’s actions 1. weren’t premeditated, and 2. were in defense of andrew.

if i remember correctly, nora also said that aaron, nicky, & neil are all present during andrew’s testimony, and nicky’s crying the entire time. it’s also when aaron finds out that andrew only got himself sent to juvie to keep aaron away from drake. (i think nora said that’s when aaron finally understands andrew / that andrew’s been trying to protect aaron from the moment he learned he had a brother.) ((ouch.))

*paraphrasing but: nora said kevin isn’t at the trial bc andrew had a deal to protect kevin, and how could he protect kevin when he (andrew) had been so ‘unmoored’ himself? (that said, i kinda think kevin would have to be there to testify… definitely at the very least, they’d play his phone call to 911.)

oh ouch. okay thank you so so much for this omg

I do agree though that Kevin definitely would’ve been there + Neil would’ve testified. Without at least Neil testifying it’s makes it more difficult to imagine how he would’ve been acquitted considering he’s the one who brought the murder weapon. I also think even if Kevin doesnt testify, they definitely still play the 911 call.

[stelladess]

Honestly I really like Amphoreous story so far.

Belobog is still the most visually interesting planet. And it is too early to say for the story how Amphoreous stacks up in total. But it is off to a great start. I miss March though (but I am expecting great stuff with her later in the storyline).

Spoilers below (but not in very great detail since I assume anyone reading it knows what it is referring to anyway)

Himeko still doesnt get to do anything. She was kinda nice in that new sidequest you get on the express to go back to Belobog and the Luofu though. It is something that I feel should have happened earlier, or that what prompted it should have been something else. Like say Stelle getting really annoyed at a tedious task and deciding not to do it being what prompts Himeko to suggest to her to go and talk to the people she had helped before instead of Himeko just randomly doing so for no real reason.

I like the bit with her talking about her time when she was a new trailblazer.

I like Phainon a lot, which I did not expect since he is a version of Kevin who I always sort of felt was kind of lackluster (he was improved a lot in the Elysian Realm and is well written, I still did not like him that much). I think his growing friendship with Stelle is very well written. That scene where they get really into commenting on the fight they were in like it was a sports match is great.

I do like Castorice a lot which I did expect but she is very different from what I expected. Aglaea is also great. I was kinda dissapointed at first that she was just straight up heroic if a bit scheming but that was not for any flaw with her writing, just me feeling like the game kinda needs more legit villains and I am hoping so hard Jade will actually get to be kind of a villain. Aglaea is really well written and I feel like there is a lot of interesting stuff they could do with her down the line from where she is right now.

I liked the memory segment even if I wish it went more in depth and was longer but I assume they are saving more for later. Just I felt it would be good to get more of it out of the way here since I expect later to focus more on March and the Chrysos Heirs. My biggest nitpick is I find the choice between saying goodbye to FF and Kafka kinda weird. I felt you shoulda gotten to talk with all of the hunters there in turn, with FF and Kafka as the last two.

I picked Kafka because I feel like... Stelle and March too are just friends with FF and Silver Wolf and are in semi regular contact with them. And Kafka is more connected to Stelle´s desires to learn about her purpose and the stellaron. I do really really like the conversation itself though and feel it is a shame anyone who picked FF here would miss cause it is some good character stuff. In general Stelle is a HUGE improvement over her writing in Penacony.

She is still silly but it is clear she has more things she cares about that like, is stuff we have actually had built up previously in the game and such. While on Penacony after 2.0 Stelle didnt really get any good scenes (that felt earned) except a few with Acheron. (this is not me dissing FF, she is one of my favorite characters, but I think the Stelle/FF relationship is only really well written on Firefly´s end)

I was so afraid Mem would be annoying but thankfully Mem is actually a lotta fun.

[eyedrateanatomy]

going off anon. rubs my forehead nervously. this is candybats to me sometimes. theyre weird and silly and Dumb

s "i could make a giant creature under my control. i dont know if itd be organic, maybe, but id have to upgrade my Secret office"

k "SECRET?"

s "yes, no ones allowed. not even my ma and pa. i might make it non-organic. but, think about it. i could terroize the world, i could try and scavenge around over the years for a strong metal, something that doesnt fold easily under weapons.. i have to start a new project."

k "..please dont start world domination?"

s "what? no, never. hah, i was almost to the point once, but not yet. im not the most ambitious"

k "you created a portal that summons edible, nutritious goop. you literally INVENTED that."

s "okay, but thats not comparable. i promise, schnucki, you wont see any weird evil things from me"

k "YOU SAID YOU CONSIDERED WORLD DOMINATION!??^?:?:"

s "key word, *clicks tongue* considered."

k "*worried face* okay then."

streber fucking. clicking his tongue of Couuurse he would. but this is all so true. i think i really love the idea of streber having the potential to be a genius supervillain who can make portals and invent a new color, but he chooses to spend his time on really small insignificant stuff like programming a toaster to sass you whenever you want to toast something for under a minute. ok rambling time

streber could build an actual teleporter. he could pull some willy wonka shit and be able to teleport objects and change their mass and shape, and change society as we know it. but just like wonka he will only make this so that whenever he gets cravings he just makes his dessert Really small and it wont ruin his diet. and he'll show it to his friends and theyll think hes so cool and awesome and etc etc

as for candybats, i think kevin is always getting the hint that streber Does want world domination. he wants total control over everyone and everything and hes only getting close to kevin so he can put a brainwashing helmet on him and make him do his evil bidding. the plot twist is that streber only wants world domination so he can help his friends and mind control kevin into finally doing the dishes

and kevin is just a big,,, dumdum. he doesnt understand math. he doesnt have hobbies. hes a college dropout. so hed take the time to go to strebs house and see what hes doing and get himself invested in it. and streber is Such an extrovert and is always glad to explain what hes Cooking Up. or kevin will just be his test subject

theyd be really funny together like kevin just wants to Chill Out and streber always wants to do Something. cat vs dog. but when it comes to really mundane things theyre somehow always on the same wavelength, like theyre counting up all their coupons from the store to save as much money as possible, or theyre creating pathways from their door to their bed because neither of them can clean up after themselves, or theyre booing and yelling at serial killers in movies to get a job to cope with their own encounters with one

also i think streber should trust kevin with the keys to his Secret Office and even let him in. strebers saying "trusty comrade and handsome boyfriend kevin, do you promise to guard this door with your LIFE while i run outside to get the mail." and kevin is saluting going "Sir. i would kill a man just so no one gets past this door." in the most monotone voice ever even though he is being Completely genuine