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wolvesland · 3 months ago

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─── 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ֪

→ Kevin Moon x Leitora x Jacob Bae

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→ Sinopse: Enquanto estudam juntos para as provas, o assunto de sexo a três surge e você fica interessada em ver como eles podem ser divertidos.

AVISOS: smut, sexo a três, vocês três são amigos, menção de álcool, jacob!dom, kevin!brat, leitora!sub, masturbação, sexo sem camisinha.

📌 ps:. sempre use camisinha, se proteja, se cuide, é a sua saúde que está em jogo.

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Você não tem certeza de quando tudo começou. Vocês três; Jacob, Kevin e você mesmo se acomodaram em sua cama com papéis espalhados ao redor. Estudando para os próximos exames, todos vocês tinham suas aulas separadas para olhar.

— Ugh, por que isso não se move? – Kevin fica de mau humor com o notebook que estava na frente dele.

Você já consegue ouvir o ventilador no máximo enquanto o dispositivo tenta fazer o que lhe é dito.

— Vai se foder Adobe.

— Não acho que você consiga foder um software, mas você pode tentar. – Você ri, ganhando um tapa brincalhão na perna antes de Kevin ri também.

— Diz a pessoa que nunca transou um único dia na vida. – Kevin diz e você imediatamente o atinge com seu caderno.

— Linguagem. – É tudo o que Jacob murmura, absorto demais em seu próprio nada.

— Então, se bem me lembro das histórias de vida que você nos conta quando está meio bêbada...

— Desculpe...?

— Shh, não é nada embaraçoso, eu prometo. Mas você nunca fez sexo a três, ou foi a outro nível que não fosse a posição missionária? – Kevin pergunta e parece que você levou um chute na virilha.

Você olha para ele um pouco surpresa.

— Bem, não. Quero dizer, sexo a três parece complicado. Como um twister ou algo assim. – Você diz e ganha uma risada de Jacob.

Seu rosto fica quente e você geme um pouco.

— Não tem graça, Jake...

— É um pouco engraçado você comparar um ménage à três com um twister. – Kevin responde com um sorriso brincalhão.

— Eu nem conheço dois caras que gostariam de fazer isso, ou garotas, eu não sei. E a posição missionária é fofa! Não me envergonhe por gostar das coisas básicas. – Você reclama suspirando e pegando sua lata de gim para terminar ao seu lado, que estava praticamente vazia quando você a leva aos lábios.

— Não estou envergonhando você, melhor amiga. Na verdade, acho adorável. – Kevin murmura de volta para você, ele faz uma cara de aborrecimento falso.

— Poderíamos mostrar a você o quão bom um ménage à três realmente é. – Jacob diz de repente, e se houvesse mais gim na sua lata, você teria cuspido no chão, de tão repentino que sua voz corta o ar.

— Desculpa? – Você pergunta envergonhada.

— Eu e o Kev, podemos mostrar a você o que é um momento agradável, com três pessoas. Se você quiser, isto é... – Jacob se cala.

A inocência habitual está derretendo, e você fica chocada ao ver o novo lado do seu melhor amigo.

Kevin já estava fechando o notebook quando você pensava nisso. Os dois se conheciam há algum tempo, você também. Vocês eram amigos desde que a universidade começou, apesar dos estudos conflitantes.

— Não precisamos, eu só...

— Não, eu quero. – Você interrompe de repente e é como se sua boca se movesse para que seu cérebro tomasse a decisão rapidamente.

Kevin arqueia um pouco a sobrancelha.

— Tem certeza?

— Podemos parar de pensar tanto nisso? Está tarde, estamos todos entediados de estudar e as aulas estão acabando com a gente. Merecemos um pouco de... Tempo para nós? – Você remexe nos seus pensamentos, a ideia de ver Kevin e Jacob nus... E muito menos transando com você e te ver nua também?

O calor percorre todo o seu corpo, e seus olhos piscam entre eles.

Está tudo quieto enquanto Jacob começa a guardar lentamente seu próprio notebook. Há um farfalhar por um breve momento antes de Kevin esticar o braço para tirar uma mecha de cabelo do seu rosto. Você não tinha percebido que estava olhando fixamente para ele.

— Faremos valer a pena. – A voz de Kevin é doce e açucarada, mas profunda, acendendo ainda mais o fogo que lambia suas entranhas com mais força.

— Você quer isso? – Kevin pergunta mais alto, como se estivesse perguntando a Jacob também.

— Sim. – Você diz quieta como um rato, e Kevin sorri por um momento.

— Fala mais alto, querida. – Ele pede, o polegar indo até seu queixo para levantar sua cabeça e você encontra o olhar dele.

Sua respiração fica presa na garganta enquanto o polegar dele esfrega seu queixo gentilmente.

— Eu quero isso. – Você diz novamente, mais alto, como se Kevin tivesse pedido.

— Boa menina. – Ele praticamente murmura enquanto Jacob começa a se mover, chegando ao seu lado mais rápido do que você percebe, e você suspira quando as mãos dele circundam sua cintura, puxando você para ele levemente.

A mão de Kevin deixa seu rosto para remover o bloco de notas das suas mãos, e é como se um interruptor fosse ligado quando você o alcança.

Suas mãos estão subindo pelos ombros dele para trazê-lo para mais perto.

— Me beija, por favor? – Você pede, e Jacob faz um estalo atrás de você, sua respiração quente na sua nuca.

— Por que você não me beija primeiro?

Os lábios de Jacob percorrem sua nuca até sua orelha, e você se derrete em seu peito forte antes que seu rosto gentilmente se vire para encontrar o dele.

Jacob se abaixa e o ângulo fica estranho quando seus lábios finalmente se encontram. Os dele são macios e carnudos quando você o beija, o seu braço se estica para cima e para trás para entrelaçar os seus dedos no cabelo dele para ele ficar mais perto, como se ele fosse se afastar muito cedo sem te saciar. Vocês se beijam lentamente, saboreando um ao outro em seus lábios e seu pequeno gemido é engolido pela boca de Jacob.

Kevin se senta sobre os calcanhares, observando ansiosamente. A maneira como ele tem uma visão perfeita do maxilar esculpido de Jacob e o jeito fofo como você o beija faz o coração dele disparar. Isso estava acontecendo. Não era um sonho que ele vinha tendo no último mês. Era real.

Ele sorri para si mesmo, aproximando-se até ficar ajoelhado na sua frente, e as mãos dele começam a puxar a camisa larga que você estava vestindo, ele ri.

Você interrompe o beijo com Jacob para olhar para Kevin, os lábios um pouco úmidos e brilhantes enquanto você levanta os braços de bom grado para Kevin tirar sua blusa larga do seu corpo.

— Confortável? – A voz profunda de Jacob pergunta em seu ouvido, e isso lhe causa arrepios na espinha.

Você concorda antes que a mão de Jacob se mova lentamente para inclinar sua cabeça um pouco para trás, fazendo você olhar para ele.

— Palavras, princesa. – Ele sussurra, e você fica tão vermelha que o sangue lateja em seus ouvidos.

— Estou confortável. – Você finalmente diz e ganha um sorriso deslumbrante do homem atrás de você.

A mão dele desce pelo vale dos seus seios, arrepios cobriu seus braços agora enquanto os dedos calejados dele acariciam sua pele.

Kevin fica surpreso com o quão bem Jacob está se saindo, meio que esperando que o homem esteja mais tímido do que o normal, mas Jacob está longe disso. Kevin observa a mão do melhor amigo mergulhar para baixo e ao redor do seu seios antes de apertar os dois montes em suas mãos. O gemido que reverbera na sala vai direto para o pau dele.

Você se arqueia nas palmas das mãos de Jacob, empurrando as costas contra ele enquanto ele aperta e acaricia seus mamilos agora empinados.

— Sem sutiã? Safada... – Kevin encontra suas palavras e sorri com a forma como seus olhos se fecham com o toque suave nos seus seios. — Deixe um pouco para mim, Jake.

É tudo o que você ouve por um momento antes de sentir lábios finos pressionando sua clavícula, puxando a pele entre os lábios para sugar ali.

— Jesus Kev... – Você choraminga, passando a mão pelo cabelo dele, desembaraçando alguns nós que ele não tinha escovado.

Os lábios de Kevin estavam quentes enquanto ele os pressionava contra sua pele, beijando um chupão que ele deixou ali.

Você está se sentindo um tanto exageradamente vestida enquanto estava pressionada contra dois homens gostosos beijando sua pele e espalhando beijos por todo lugar. Você podia sentir as camisetas ásperas deles contra sua pele nua, e isso fazia você suspirar um pouco.

Jacob percebe rapidamente e sorri enquanto suas mãos alisa seu corpo até a bainha de sua calça larga, e ele puxa lentamente. Isso faz você choramingar.

Kevin se inclina para trás, beijando as marcas de chupão em sua clavícula, apenas para tirar a camisa dele antes de beijar o vale dos seus seios, fazendo você rir dos lábios leves como penas contra sua pele.

— Jake, você ainda não está nu. – Kevin murmura, os olhos dele voam em direção aos seus, mas na verdade, eles olhavam por cima do seu ombro para onde o mais velho estava rindo, algo sobre o quão carente Kevin é, depois Jacob se senta e joga a camiseta preta dele do outro lado da sala.

O peito quente dele encontra suas costas, e você pode ver como os olhos de Kevin quase brilhavam.

— Assim é melhor... – Kevin ri, lambendo uma faixa com a língua do meio do seu peito até seu ombro, fazendo você tremer de frio.

— Se levante para mim, baby. – A voz de Jacob interrompe a provocação de Kevin mais uma vez e por um momento você não tem certeza com quem ele está falando até sentir suas mãos quentes segurando suas coxas.

Você suspira quando é levantada, e as mãos de Kevin descem até ele puxar sua calça para longe. Ela cai no chão com as camisas de todos. O ar frio esquenta rapidamente enquanto a mão de Jacob vagueia de volta pelas suas coxas até onde sua linda calcinha está pendurada no seu quadril.

O chiado que escapa de você quando a mão de Jacob encontra sua boceta vestida é alto, alto o suficiente para Kevin sorrir. Agora você podia sentir o pau de Jacob se esfregando contra o moletom dele e você não consegue evitar se esfregar um pouco contra ele.

Logo o toque desaparece, e Jacob se move um pouco com um gemido abafado, e Kevin aproveita a chance para puxá-la para um beijo acalorado.

Enquanto isso, Jacob se livra do moletom dele, ficando apenas de cueca, ele alcança o pau dele brevemente antes de olhar para a maneira como Kevin segura seu queixo e inclina sua cabeça um pouco para beijá-la com beijos molhados de boca aberta. Se ele se concentrar bastante, ele pode ver a língua de Kevin rompendo seus lábios e o fino e bagunçado rastro de saliva que se forma entre vocês dois. O pau dele fica mais duro com a visão.

Kevin sorri, sentindo os olhos de Jacob e te beijando ardentemente. Ele geme um pouco, as mãos descendo para sentir seus quadris e te empurrar para baixo no lençol gentilmente. Você deita com um suave ooph, sorrindo para ele enquanto Kevin te prende entre os braços e começa a beijar seu pescoço mais uma vez.

Mas assim que ele começa, ele se afasta e você reclama.

— Você vai assistir, Jacob, ou vai se juntar a nós? – Kevin pergunta, provocando novamente, enquanto seus olhos se voltam para o peito bronzeado e os músculos firmes de Jacob, que ficam tensos com a simples provocação.

— Seu pirralho... – Você ouve Jacob murmurar antes de estender a mão e puxar Kevin para um beijo bastante faminto e quente.

Você suspira com a visão, os dois homens acima de você meio vestidos com paus saindo de seus confins enquanto se beijavam.

Você tem certeza de que a mancha molhada crescendo em sua calcinha é definitivamente da vista enquanto Jacob envolve um braço em volta do pescoço de Kevin para atraí-lo para mais beijos ofegantes e toques quentes. A mão de Kevin vagou pelo peito de Jacob até a sua cueca, e você viu a mão dele mergulhar por baixo. O suspiro que Jacob solta entre os beijos envia choques pela sua espinha e para sua boceta que pulsa por atenção.

— Porra... Vocês são tão gostosos assim... – Você choraminga, sua mão distraidamente indo para sua boceta, onde você esfrega pequenos círculos em seu clitóris pulsante, ansiosa e confiante enquanto vê como as próprias mãos de Jacob percorrem a barriga de Kevin para tocar e apalpar a ereção do homem.

— É? Você acha quente ver a gente se beijando, baby? Isso te deixou molhada para nós? – Kevin provoca por um momento, virando-se para assistir como você esfrega seu clitóris vestido na frente deles.

— Porra... – Jacob rosna enquanto olha para você, olhos inebriantes enquanto ele observa você esfregar sua boceta e algo estala.

Jacob alcança e afasta sua mão antes de dar um tapa na sua boceta. O barulho que sai de seus lábios é pecaminoso, e faz Jacob sorrir acima de você, ele te dá outro tapinha, fazendo você estremecer mais uma vez.

— Assim?

— Cale... Cale a boca e coloque seu pau dentro de mim, agora. – Você sussurra de volta, abrindo um pouco mais as pernas, fazendo Kevin balançar as sobrancelhas antes de resmungar sobre preservativos.

Esse pensamento não lhe ocorreu, mas você sente alívio quando Kevin tira duas do bolso antes de descartar a própria cueca.

— Vamos nos revezar, certo? – Kevin pergunta, jogando um pacote dourado para Jacob antes de sorrir.

— Não me importa quem, só... Por favor? – Você pergunta, confortável contra os travesseiros enquanto Jacob começa a tirar a cueca, e sua respiração fica presa na garganta.

Jacob é grande, o pau dele batendo no abdômen tonificado enquanto ele se ajoelha entre suas coxas. O pau dele, ligeiramente curvado e tinha uma veia proeminente correndo ao longo do comprimento dele.

Jacob também está vazando pré-sêmen como uma torneira, que se acumulava na ponta dele, e isso fazia você ficar ainda mais ansiosa para esticar a mão e acariciar o comprimento dele.

— Porra, você é grande. – Você suspira e Jacob ri antes de afastar sua mão para colocar a camisinha.

— Preocupada que você não possa me aguentar? – Ele pergunta enquanto suas mãos quentes encontram seus quadris e puxam sua calcinha para o lado para que ele tenha uma visão perfeita de sua boceta úmida.

— Eu posso te aguentar.

— Vamos ver. – Kevin responde, arqueando uma sobrancelha quando você encontra o olhar dele.

É um pouco estranho, o jeito que Jacob está se elevando sobre você, sua ponta pressionando bruscamente sua abertura fazendo você gemer, e o jeito que Kevin se aglomera, beijando e mordiscando qualquer lugar que ele possa colocar a boca dele. Você é grata por ele enquanto Jacob pressiona o pau duro dentro de você, centímetro por centímetro e rouba seu fôlego.

Quando ele termina de colocar tudo dentro de você, você expira novamente antes que os lábios dele cola no seu. A boca dele é quente e o beijo é suave, o que a deixa contente com o quão bem sua boceta se estica em volta do pau dele para levá-lo todo para dentro.

— Boa menina... – Ele sussurra, as mãos firmes em seus quadris enquanto ele se afasta e estoca dentro de você timidamente, quase te fazendo gemer.

Seus olhos reviram fechados, absorvendo o quão profundo e bom Jacob se sente agora. O zumbido em seu ouvido e a plenitude de seu buraco molhado fazem você quase sorrir.

— Você gosta de ser fodida pelo pau do Jacob, hein?

A voz de Kevin se eleva com uma risada calorosa, e quando você abre os olhos novamente, Kevin aparece atrás da sua cabeça que está acolchoada no seu travesseiro. Os joelhos dele de cada lado do seu rosto e seu próprio pau orvalhado com pré-gozo bem na sua cara.

— Acha que pode lidar comigo também? – Ele pergunta, estendendo a mão para acariciar seus lábios molhados pelo beijo e com um único aceno você levanta a mão o máximo que Jacob permite.

— Palavras.

— Eu posso levar vocês dois. – Você diz enquanto Jacob para por um breve segundo para deixar você falar antes de Kevin guiar o pau dele até seus lábios e no momento em que você os envolve em volta do pau dele, Jacob empurra o pau dele de volta para dentro da sua boceta quente.

— Porra, ela é tão apertada, Kev. – Jacob geme, movimentando os quadris mais rápido enquanto você é preenchida por ambas as extremidades.

Sua boca envolve o pau de Kevin com uma pequena mordaça enquanto ele se afasta e empurra de volta para dentro.

— Você é muito grande, Jake. – Kevin murmura de volta enquanto finalmente encontra seu próprio ritmo para foder seu rosto alegremente.

Há um momento em que ambos estão empurrando dentro de você, então você nunca fica vazia; Jacob puxa para fora, Kevin empurra para dentro e assim por diante.

Logo, o barulho molhado da sua boceta agarrada ao pau de Jacob faz você gemer e engasgar perto de Kevin novamente, barulhos sendo arrancados do seu peito que você nunca fez antes e que só estão começando.

— Tão bom, oh, porra, sim, baby. – Kevin geme acima de você, ficando desleixado enquanto fode sua boca.

Jacob ri, observando a maneira como o pau de Kevin incha sua garganta levemente cada vez que Kevin mergulha para dentro. Isso faz seu próprio pau se contorcer nos limites da camisinha, começando a agarrar seus quadris com força enquanto ele enfia o pau dele com mais força dentro de você. Suas mãos agarram as coxas de Kevin, com o rosto vermelho levemente enquanto sua respiração fica presa.

— Você vai mesmo gozar tão cedo? – Jacob provoca Kevin, que está ofegante e gemendo acima do seu rosto enquanto ele persegue seu orgasmo, o pau dele se contorcendo em sua garganta, fazendo você engasgar novamente.

— Não... Não posso evitar, ela é tão boa... – Kevin rosna, flexionando as coxas para se afastar, fazendo você tossir e gemer ao mesmo tempo devido à força das estocadas de Jacob.

— Porra, porra! – Você geme, olhos meio abertos enquanto se deixa foder naquele pau grande que abre sua boceta a cada estocada, fazendo um barulho molhado estalar cada vez que Jacob se afasta para estocar para dentro.

— Ah, porra, sim, ouviu isso? Você está tão molhada, baby... – Jacob geme, inclinando-se para passar as mãos sobre seus seios mais uma vez para acariciar seus mamilos e isso faz seu primeiro orgasmo cair sobre seu corpo com um grito.

— Jake! – Você quase grita, a boceta apertando enquanto você goza em volta do pau dele, incapaz de ver o sorriso de felicidade no rosto de Jacob enquanto ele te fode através disso.

— Boa menina, boa menina, porra, porra... – Ele geme, perseguindo seu próprio barato até que ele mergulha dentro de suas paredes molhadas e enche a camisinha com o esperma dele.

O calor ainda vaza pela sua boceta, quase como um cobertor enquanto Jacob para e ofega sobre você.

É Kevin quem fica quieto, observando a cena se desenrolar tão rapidamente que fica sem fôlego.

Assistir a um Jacob excitado e incomodado se libertando da sua boceta encharcada de esperma o deixa louco, seu pau se contorcendo enquanto ele goza em cordas no seu rosto tão de repente que faz você gritar.

— Kev! – Você choraminga enquanto Jacob ri acima, balançando a cabeça.

— Eu te excito tanto assim? – Ele provoca Kevin, que estava ajoelhado, um tanto estupefato, diante do seu rosto agora coberto de esperma.

— Talvez. – Ele fala antes de rir, observando a bagunça que eles fizeram com você também. — Não é justo, isso não conta.

Kevin reclama enquanto Jacob amarrava a camisinha com um sorriso malicioso.

Você ri, se mexendo com as pernas abertas, sua boceta pingando sua própria liberação na cama enquanto você se senta e se vira para fazer beicinho para Kevin.

— Vem cá, deixa eu te montar, seu pirralho. – Você sorri enquanto Kevin aceita ansiosamente sua oferta e te puxa para o colo dele assim que o pau dele estava coberto pela camisinha.

Você se afunda no pau dele lentamente, suas unhas arranham os ombros dele enquanto você geme. Seus olhos terminam fechados enquanto você desliza para a base do pau dele e Kevin é gentil em deixar você tirar uns segundos. Você quase se esquece de Jacob quando Kevin logo começa a te ajudar a cavalgar no pau latejante dele.

— Está se divertindo aí, baby? – Você ouve a voz rouca de Jacob, pressionando suas costas e espalhando beijos em seus ombros até que ele suga sua pele, deixando um chupão na junção do seu pescoço com seu ombro, fazendo você se apertar com força em volta do pau de Kevin.

— Hum, sim, ele é tão bom... – Você geme, o peito arfando enquanto você persegue seu orgasmo novamente, até que a mão de Jacob se enfia entre seus corpos suados para encontrar seu clitóris e isso envia faíscas de prazer, invadindo seu âmago até que você tem espasmos ao redor do comprimento de Kevin, fazendo o homem mais velho penetrar mais fundo.

— Porra, porra, porra, Jake, ela vai... – Kevin grunhe enquanto Jacob massageia a sua boceta, ele agarra os seus quadris enquanto goza até deixar a última gota, sua boceta esguicha por todo o abdômen e coxas dele, fazendo de você uma vadia mole no colo dele.

O barulho que sai dos seus lábios é pecaminoso e faz uma onda profunda de calor subir até suas bochechas e seus ouvidos enquanto seus quadris se movem para cima e para baixo contra seus próprios desejos, você parcialmente desejou que eles não tivessem enchido a camisinha.

— Puta merda. – Jacob sussurra, a mão dele encharcada com o seu orgasmo escorregadio enquanto ele te puxa para longe do pau de Kevin gentilmente.

Você treme em seu aperto por um segundo, estrelas explodem em sua visão enquanto seu coração martela em seu peito.

— Você está bem aí, baby? – Jacob pergunta, afastando seu cabelo e você abre um sorriso.

— Melhor do que nunca. – Você responde com um sorriso fraco no rosto.

— Eu fiz você esguichar. Puta merda... – A voz de Kevin chega aos seus ouvidos, e Jacob dá um tapa nele.

— Tecnicamente, sim.

— Seja como for, nós dois fizemos você se sentir bem. – Kevin morde o pulso de Jacob de brincadeira enquanto o mais velho ainda tinha a mão estendida para Kevin.

Você ri, se desvencilhando da cama apenas para Kevin te puxar para mais perto, pressionando beijos em sua têmpora que parecem amorosos demais. Jacob aparece ao seu lado, usando a cueca dele para limpar sua bagunça na barriga e coxas de Kevin antes de fazer o mesmo em volta de sua boceta sensível.

— Mas como foi? Seu primeiro ménage a três? Nós combinamos? – Jacob pergunta, finalmente se aconchegando em você.

Você sorri, excitada e feliz, se é que pode, por ter escolhido seguir esse caminho com eles.

Suas palavras acendem um fogo nos olhos de ambos enquanto você beija seus lábios gentilmente.

— Acho que deveríamos ir de novo só para ter certeza.

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stealanity · 1 year ago

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playlist one , the boyz ( lsg to kvm ) :

ꕤ lee sangyeon ,

someone

⠀

[ 7:02am ]

[ 5:12pm ]

[ 6:14am ]

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ꕤ bae jacob ,

summer love

birthday cake

melatonin

co-lover

white lily

a gift for you

⠀

ꕤ kim younghoon ,

corny jokes

reassuring hands

kinda miss you

i didn't forget

⠀

[ 1:02am ]

[ 2:45am ]

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ꕤ lee hyunjae ,

suffocating ( written serie , discontinued )

this special look

stay

waffle

loser, lover

crazy

too late

only for practice

⠀

[ 9:32am ]

[ 4:35pm ]

[ 10:37pm ]

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ꕤ lee juyeon ,

his s/o waking up in the middle of the night

cute little intruder

bad day, but good boyfriend

daydream

terrible idea

the bet

cold hands

risky

sick of you

⠀

[ 5:34pm ]

[ 10:45pm ]

[ 7:52pm ]

[ 8:57pm ]

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ꕤ moon kevin ,

bad words

the little prince

⠀

[ 3:37pm ]

[ 11:23am ]

⠀

. . . link to maknae line !

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ericsprincess · 2 years ago

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baby we don’t need words

nc-17, Kevin Moon/reader, first date, cunnilingus, a tiny bit of dubcon

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Your date talks way too much.

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A/N: My love and hate letter to Kevin.

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Shut up. Shut uuuuup. Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuup.

You take a sip from your glass of red wine and inconspicuously check your watch. Sigh. You are only 24 minutes into this date and you already want to bail. You’re this close to dramatically stabbing yourself with a fork, anything that would get you out of this situation.

It’s not even a bad date per se. Technically, it’s probably the most “perfect” date you’ve ever been on. This guy - Kevin, as he introduced himself, when he asked for your number as you were waiting in the line at Starbucks - obviously put a lot of thought and effort into it. The restaurant is extra nice and fancy, but not an obvious dating spot. The table is perfectly placed with a view on the city. The candles are glimmering, making a beautiful atmosphere, together with the quiet music. Even the food he recommended to you is amazing, the wine he chose is even better.

And Kevin himself looks stunning, in perfectly fitting black slacks and navy blue shirt, just tight enough to show off his body - tall, lean with the right amount of muscle and nice frame. His hair is done prettily, he smells expensive. Genuinely a stunning piece of man, that would make you straight up salivate, usually. Especially since he looks so sympathetic, he’s friendly and smiling and not at all threatening, like some men use to be when they hit on a woman.

What’s worse, he made such a good first impression that you invested a lot of effort too. Getting asked out by a guy this hot is not a daily occurrence, not even for you. Your hair and nails are freshly done, your dress is new. Your underwear is matching.

And it’s all for nothing, you think bitterly.

Everything is perfect, save for the one fatal flaw - this guy just doesn’t shut up. And not only that. Whatever comes out of his mouth is cringe of the worst caliber and you’re about to break out in hives from it.

He watches the cringiest shows and finds them funny.

He loves internet memes, but his taste is one of a 10 years old. You force out a laugh when he shows you some. Jesus Christ.

He loves music and plays instruments, but his obsessions with some singer is borderline unhealthy. No, you don’t want to go to the concert with him.

He looooooves his job, but haaaaaaates his company. “But we are all just slaves of capitalism, aren’t we?”

His political views. Who even discusses politics on a first date? Time and place, dude.

You try to participate in the conversation to your best abilities, but often you don’t even know how to react. You don’t want to be rude, so you try to find any interest and reply honestly and thoughtfully, despite it wearing your patience down, and it seems it’s working, judging by the bright smile he’s giving you.

He obviously likes you more and more every minute.

The worst is that despite all of it, you can clearly tell he’s a harmless, genuinely nice guy with a heart of gold. Someone who is a whole person, with interests, hobbies and opinions. Someone who loves his friends and family and has values he stands by.

That all makes you feel even more shitty about the whole situation. You don’t want to hurt his feelings,

Plus, he’s really fucking hot.

You look up at his face from your glass of wine and force a smile. You hope it doesn’t look too fake. Kevin leans forward and takes your hand in his. It’s dry and warm, and it feels really good.

“What are you thinking about? You seem like you got lost in your thoughts for a minute,” he asks. He rubs your hand a little, and tilts his head in anticipation for your answer. Because, of course, he genuinely gives a fuck about what made you space out.

He looks really beautiful in the candlelight.

You down the rest of your wine and put the glass on the table. You decide in a split second. Ah, fuck it.

“Yeah, I think I just felt something snap in my dress. Like, a zipper or something. I have to go to the bathroom to check it, will you go with me in case I need help? I’m not sure I can reach it,” you smile at him apologetically.

“Sure, of course, no problem,” he agrees and gets up to follow you to the bathroom.

You open the door to the ladies room and check if it’s empty so that he can come there without hassle, then gesture to him to come inside. You find for you two an empty stall, push him in and lock the door.

“Where exactly did you feel the zipper snap? Like, in the back? I can check it for you..” he rambles and you can’t take it anymore. You grab him by the shoulders and slam him against the stall wall.

“There is nothing wrong with my zipper, and you better listen now. I’m at my fucking limit,” you lower your voice.

“I had to listen to your stupid bullshit for half an hour already, which is 30 minutes too long,” you growl at him. “Do you ever stop and think about what’s coming out of your mouth? Like, think for a second and wonder, Maybe I should not say that?”

He opens his mouth to protest, but you immediately slap your hand over him to stop him.

“No, no, no. No more talking from you, now you’re gonna listen, get it?” you ask.

He nods, looking almost nervous, and swallows visibly. His eyes are almost bulging out. He’s definitely surprised and caught off-guard by the change of your demeanor.

“Now, we are going to make a little deal and I will give you a choice. Either we end this date already and go home. Separately. And we will never speak again. Or, I can give you a second chance, but first you will reflect on whether every dumb thought you have needs to be said out loud and act accordingly,” you lay it down in front of him. You take your hand off his mouth, awaiting his answer.

“The- the second, please,” he stutters out. He’s all red and embarrassed.

However, what you can’t see, but definitely can feel, is a boner tenting his slacks.

“Okay, but just know I’m giving you another chance only because you’re really cute and seem like a nice person,” you frown. “One more thing though. You have to apologize to me for wasting my time with your dumb rambles today.”

“H-how?”

“Very simple,” you grab the front of his shirt roughly and flip you both, so that you’re the one leaning on the wall.

“On your knees,” you command and push on his shoulder, so that he kneels in front of you.

And he does. He slowly, hesitantly falls on his knees on the ground, looking at your face, as if he weren’t sure if he heard you correctly.

You push up your tight dress and at that moment he snaps out of it and rushes to help you, taking off your panties for you.

He doesn’t waste a second to kiss up your thighs, nuzzling into them and licking and sucking, leaving little marks on your skin.

“You’re so beaut- ahhh!” you interrupt him by grabbing his hair. You pull him away from you and look into his eyes.

“I said no talking,” you frown and push his head to your pussy. At least now he gets the hint and starts licking you, collecting all your wetness on his tongue and savoring your taste.

You’ve already been so wound up from the adrenaline and also the fact that you’re in a public restroom, you know you’re not gonna last very long, so you close your eyes and enjoy how his tongue flicks quickly over your clit, getting you close at a rapid pace. After a little while, he must be getting tired, but he’s not stopping, only sometimes switching from using his tongue to sucking gently. It makes you feel so warm and everything is wet and you’re already almost there.

Clearly, he’s trying to earn that second date.

You look down and for a moment just enjoy the sight of Kevin eating pussy eagerly, not saying a word. He looks so pretty like that with hair mussed up, cheeks red, barely breathing as his face is pressed closely to your body. You can see the hints of glimmering wetness on the lower part of his face, obscured by your body.

“See? You can be good for me, maybe you’re worth keeping…” you sigh and he moans in reply, but you let that one slide. Seeing the movement of hand sneaking down to touch his cock, although only over the pants, but clearly rubbing and squeezing with the purpose of getting himself off, you finally come, holding his head at your pussy so he doesn't even think of stopping or slowing down.

Your orgasm has barely stopped ringing in your ears when you notice him gasping as he comes inside his pants, his face buried in your crotch still. His hips are barely humping the air as he’s rubbing his cock through his orgasm, finally slumping down when he’s finished.

You smile brightly at him, as he kneels, spent and sweaty and ruined in front of you. There is a stain spreading in front of his dark slacks that will be only barely concealed by the restaurant’s low light.

You grab him by his shirt again and get him to stand, which he does, almost in haze, still not over his own orgasm. You pull him closer and kiss him deeply, so that you can taste yourself in his mouth.

“So, about that second date….”

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Doey trio consider what to do about poppy playtime

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #ppt #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 4 #doey the doughman #jack ayers #matthew hallard #kevin barnes #I gotta imagine the Doey has this going on in his head at all times #no doubt the three of the kids have to talk out each new situation #with of course one voice taking over now and again #I really wanted to draw Jack Kevin and Matthew interacting #I might do a few of these just to show off what they could of been discussing #it’s genuinely a very fun concept #I hope yall like the designs for them too!!#I’ve done quick smaller things for them before #but took the time to give them more throughout looks

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twispswatch · 4 months ago

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reading the extra content has been so eye opening for wtf was going in kevins pov and im going insane at these revelations

bro was so used to in-team hate fucking, he saw neil making eyes at him when he first pulled up and was like “alr”

no wonder the scene of “give me ur game” read so erotic, kevin thought they were gonna fuck about it and neils asexual ass was like “damn this games rlly intense” and “hes bullying me cus i suck😔”

meanwhile this is kevins second failed attempt to hate fuck in palmetto

#then him assuming neil and andrew were fucking about it #i can just imagine kevin looking in the mirror and going #their standards r too high for me but theyre fucking EACHOTHER????#the palmetto foxes #aftg fandom #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxes #edgar allen ravens #the foxhole court

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threewaywithdelusion · 4 months ago

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Can we talk about the attack on the Foxes and exactly how many triggers that's going to set off?

How much do you want to bet that Lane swung for Neil's ribs first because he'd mouthed off in the interview and revealed that Jean had had broken ribs? How long until Jean puts it together and blames himself for the fact that he and Neil now share matching rib fractures from the Ravens? (Neil doesn't care. He'd do it all again).

Andrew has a broken collarbone so bad it needed surgery, and he's going to have to wear a sling for several weeks. He's immobilized and unarmed (literally if he can't wear a knife on his injured arm. A knife in the armband of his working arm would do nothing because he can't draw it with one hand). And Andrew has an immense fear of being too weak to defend himself, especially with a broken bone to make him a target.

Kevin. He's finally grown a spine and this is the first time we see him literally fight the Ravens. He throws hands in defense of his Foxes, and Neil in particular, when Kevin from a year before would never have. But he saw Andrew, his protector, his shield, the man he promised he would make Court, with a hand dangling limp and useless at his side thanks to a broken bone. How many hours did it take before they got Andrew into an x-ray and saw that it was fixable? How long did Kevin stare at Andrew's limp hand, memories of Riko and his own broken bones going through his mind?

Allison was off the court, but that's the part that's going to kill her. Only she, Renee, Nicky, and the freshmen were off the court, but the freshman don't count. Allison had to watch through plexiglass walls as her team was hurt, unable to do anything to help, and she probably thought how many times is this going to happen? How many times am I going to be sidelined while my friends are hurt? how many times will I be useless in protecting them from the Ravens? (It's been one year since Seth died. Since Allison let him go out and lost him and she's never stopped wondering if things would have gone differently if she had been there that night.)

Nicky is also stuck outside the plexiglass, watching as Andrew is the first to go down. He remembers Andrew fighting for him outside Eden's, remembers how Andrew never regretted defending Nicky even when it got him put on those hated meds. And he can't help but feel like a useless guardian because he wasn't there when Andrew was attacked at Thanksgiving (he was the reason Andrew was in that house) and he isn't there now. All he can do is watch.

The Foxes have a long road to recovery and they've definitely survived worse. But with so many old scars torn open, this year might be just as rough as the last

#aftg #all for the game #the golden raven #the golden raven spoilers #tgr spoilers #neil josten #jean moreau #the foxes #palmetto state foxes #andrew minyard #Kevin day #Allison Reynolds #I imagine Allison and Nicky get stuck outside the court #held back by referees or security guards #both wishing they were on the court helping fight for their family #Renee sees the Raven backliners swing for Andrew and is on the court before anyone can stop her

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justasecbro · 2 months ago

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Why would you disturb him while he's watching exy games on his laptop

#my art #kevin day #i tried to explain to my friends how i imagine this fool but they did not see my vision so i had to take a different approach lol #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #nora sakavic #tgr #tsc #i think the last time i drew him was like 2019??? its definitely time for an update

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link-links · 2 months ago

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rip kevin day you would’ve loved telling people to lock tf in

#i’m just imagining someone is slacking during a game and all the sudden u hear kevin shout LOCK THE FUCK IN #during half time he turns to the defense and says ya i’m gonna need u guys to lock the fuck in u keep letting offense get past you #kevin feels like too much of a grandma to impose gen z slang on him but i’m gonna do it anyways cuz it’s funny #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten #tgr #tsc

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llanta-flema · 1 year ago

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rip andrew minyard you would've loved saying 'womp womp'

#just imagine #kevin being like andrew we have a game tomorrow we need to focus #and andrew with his blank face saying womp womp #i just know it would be his response for EVERYTHING #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil

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ninyard · 1 year ago

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from: kevin, to: andrew

#this may seems like a weak baby kevin #but actually it’s just kevin knowing andrew is there when he needs him #and andrew never getting mad when he does #‘you came’ ‘you called’ etcetcetc #i just can’t forget that kevin needs somebody with him a lot of the time #and i imagine he panics sometimes when he can’t find andrew #he has anxiety okay #idk #kevin day #andrew minyard #aftg #all for the game #imagine this is once every like two months

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slasherscream · 1 year ago

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the absolute INSANITY of the pushing your s/o away thing with the crazy ass boy gang… it’s like triggering a dog’s prey drive but for serial killers w abandonment issues

CRAZY ASS BOYS GANG + PUSHING THEIR HAND AWAY/REJECTING AFFECTION

❥ who gets pissed the fuck off ❥

Billy Loomis - Is irritated off rip. Billy plays it cool but he needs physical affection from you. He’s casual about it so he flies under the radar, but this is a stage five clinger. He’s always doing something small. Touching your fingers. A hand on your back. Neck. Sitting behind you instead of putting you directly in his lap. It’s little stuff. Hovering. Smack his hand away one of these times and his jaw clenches right away. “What the hell is your problem?” Please snuggle up to him and don’t start world war 3. It’s not worth the joke.

Kevin Khatchadourian - Quick question, why do this to yourself? Kevin does not need, nor does he particularly enjoy, physical contact. Period. He is gracious enough to give you physical contact because he knows you’re built different (pathetic). For you to then turn around and spit in the face of him being kind enough to meet your needs? …. Quite crazy of you. The look he gives you is pure confusion because he’s honest to God baffled. What do you want to accomplish here? Go ahead and start begging now, because he’s not touching you for a long while.

Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves - Swings wildly between damn near dodging any physical affection you attempt to give him to hanging off you like a squid on a ship. No in-between. For you to have the audacity to reject him when he’s feeling clingy? How dare you. He doesn’t have to beg anyone for attention! Did you forget who you’re dating? Doesn’t even care if you did it with obvious playfulness. He’s sensitive. He’s tender. He’s a bitch. He goes to get up and leave entirely and you have to grab him and beg him to cuddle so this doesn’t become a week long cold war. Happy ego stroking!

Stu Macher - What you’re not about to do is ruin his mood. Baby, he’s about to ruin yours. How about that? If you push his hands off you once he enjoys a little playful bitchiness. Playing hard to get. He likes to chase, it’s cool. Twice? Okay…. We’re irritating him. Three times? He’s gonna grab your hand, stop smiling, and stare at you. When he places his hand back where it belongs, on your thigh, don’t act up again. He could make your whole week go to shit. Don’t start wars you won’t win. He’s the king of playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.

Nathan Prescott - Has to bluster and get visibly pissed off because he is rejection sensitive to a degree that is astounding, frankly. Let you see him upset after he tried to be affectionate and you said no? Hah! Not fucking likely. Being physically affectionate in the first place doesn’t come easy to him. Quality time is more his speed. Even worse if it wasn’t a sexual advance he was making. He tried to wrap an arm around you and you shrug him off? You’ll be lucky to get a hello out of him for the next week. Good luck soldier.

David Mccall - Outwardly, he pretends to be despondent and sheepish when you bat his hand away. He’s using sadness as a shield. If he’s sad then you might feel bad and give in. He’ll use any tool in his arsenal to get his way. One of his greatest skills is speaking in a soft voice, just shy of how you’d speak to a toddler, and telling you: “I didn’t mean to upset you, sweetheart. I’m sorry.” This is all to hide the fact that you rejecting him in any way, shape, or form makes him so angry he can barely think. You might be able to catch the rage hidden behind the veil. If you’re quick enough. David puts on a convincing show, but his gentle smile is twitching at the edges.

❥ who gets sad and mopey ❥

Jordan Li - Oh you pushed them away? No, that’s cool, it’s totally fine. You can want space. Everyone’s entitled to their own space bubble. Of course. Are you having a bad day? Are you mad at them? Did they do something wrong? Did they piss you off? These are the types of questions Jordan is going to “casually” ask for the next ten minutes while they sit really close to you. They’re not touching you! They always sit with their legs spread so wide. Their arm isn’t around you, it’s on the back of the couch. You’re nitpicking here, babe. They’re staring at you with their big brown eyes. No, they didn’t get any closer while you weren’t looking.

Josh Washington - Why would you do this to him? Don’t push his hand off you unless you mean it or you’re being obviously playful about it. If you pretend to be mad at him while you do it, no matter how unconvincing of an actor you are, he will believe you. Sensitive king. He also won’t go to touch you again until you initiate the contact. Physical touch is reassuring and comforting to him but even he (category five clinger) gets touch aversion at times. As observant as he is, he knows some people are uncomfortable asserting their boundaries, so they’ll try to soften the blow of saying no by being “playful”. He cannot take the risk! You could mean it but don’t want to hurt his feelings. Josh interprets many playful no’s as real ones. Better safe than sorry.

❥ secret third worse thing ❥

Sebastian Valmont - Doesn’t take it for anything more than what it is. If you’re being playful he recognizes it. If you’re seriously not wanting to be touched at any given moment he understands that as well. However, in the case of being playful, you’ve started a war you can’t win. Because, as much as Sebastian enjoys chasing you… Sebastian also likes to be chased. Ten minutes from now you’ll go to give Sebastian’s cheek a kiss and he’s going to dodge you. Hard. To such an extent it’s bordering on insult. He’ll be wearing a cat that got the canary grin all the while.

Jason Dean/JD - Doesn’t take you seriously even if you are dead serious. I’m sorry, you’ve discovered his worst character trait by far. Most boundaries are a joke to him. He always wants to touch you. He loves you! He craves you like a drug. You should feel the same for him, in equal measure and desperation. So why wouldn’t you want him touching you? Holding you close. He’s so gentle with you (usually). His arms should feel like home. No matter how long a day you’ve had. No matter how overwhelmed you might be with sound, sight, touch. In JD’s eyes you’re one soul in two bodies. He always wants you near. He knows you want the same. You’re just a little dramatic sometimes.

#crazy ass boys gang #this was SOOOOO fucking fun to write nonny #i remembered how scary some of these fucking attack dogs are midway through writing #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #jordan li x reader #josh washington x reader #kevin khatchadourian x reader #black!reader #jd x reader #sebastian valmont x reader #nathan prescott x reader #david mccall x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #umbrella academy imagine #jordan li imagine #gender neutral reader

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cheriladycl01 · 1 year ago

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Best Secret Santa - The Grid x Driver! Reader

Plot: in which everyone wants to have Y/N as their secret Santa because she is the best gift giver and never fails to make peoples day by going above and beyond for it!

2017

“So Y/N this is the first year of Secret Santa, how excited are you!” The F1 interviewer asks!

“I’m so excited! I love gift gifting it’s one of my love languages to show people that I know them, and I listen to them!”

“Okay are you ready to open your gift then?” She asks pushing forward a small bag that had presents wrapped up very nicely inside. You take the bag and look at the wrapping paper, it was well wrapped and good quality.

You open the first which feels as if it could be a wooden box but doesn’t really indicate what it could be.

You see that you were correct and a wooden box with your favourite paint brand is there on the top. You unclip the clasp that’s holding the lid down seeing the various paints.

“Oh this is a good present, but not many people know that I paint on the grid.

“Who knows you paint in the grid?” She asks you.

“Hmmm Romain Grosjean, K Mag, Kimi”

“So do you think it could be one of them?”

“Maybe… potentially Kimi, he knows me very well and has really helped me as a Red Bull Junior Driver and in my Rookie Year this Year”

“I think if you open the second present you’ll know who your secret Santa is” she explains and you take the second present of the table, it was pretty weighty but not as heavy as the paints.

“This feels like a book, like a hard back” you say as you start to tear into it. And it was, it was the Romain Grosjean book.

“It’s Romain!! He’s my Secret Santa?” You look at the F1 with a massive wide grin making her smile back at her!

“Wait, come with me” she becons the lady and camera crew to follow her. She walks through the building they are all in, in Abu Dhabi until she finds Romain.

“Romain, Romain wait up wait up” you shout running after him making the camera crew follow!

“Ahhh i see you received my gift!” He exclaims and she pulls him into a thankful hug.

“Please can you sigh it Mr Grosjean, I’m a huge fan of your work in Haas!” You exclaim, handing him a pen making him chuckle but still sign the book he gifted to you!

“Thank you for you time” you giggle before the cameras cut, and they decide to do Romains secret Santa while he is there.

*Flip*

“And now we are here with Lewis Hamilton who we’ve interrupted from getting ready for his Mercedes After Party for his 4 time world championship” the F1 lady smiles at Lewis Hamilton and he kindly smiles back.

“So your Secret Santa went all out, we’ve had to set the cameras a little further back and you’ve got some sizeable gifts here but they requested you read the card first”

“Holy shit” Lewis says as they start to bring in a huge box (big enough to fit the likes of Toto Wolff inside) followed by a smaller bag to the left that had three neatly wrapped presents inside.

“Who, what the fuck” Lewis says looking at the camera as if he was on the office. He looks at the F1 presenter who just shrugs her shoulders and waits for him to open the card.

“Dear Lewis, Here are 4 gifts to commemorate your 4 World Championships! Have a great winter season, and here’s to many more championships ahead! Love, Your Secret Santa” he reads seeing the little doodles inside the card.

“Any ideas on who it could be” she asks.

“No clue, everyone on the grid would know how many championships I’ve won, so this doesn’t give away much” he offers with a laugh. He grabs the bag wanting to leave the big present till last.

“Ohhh a Vegan Cook book, so they know I’m Vegan and a Japan Fridge Magnet. Okay so this is either Max or Y/N as they shared a podium with me, I’m sure off it!” He grins before taking the next present out the bag.

“What is this” he says unwrapping a rather small but oddly shaped present.

“Oh that’s so cute it’s a Dog Collar for Roscoe! Wait, holy shit it’s personalised from Dior. Surely this can’t be Max, is it Max?” He asks and the F1 presenter just shrugs.

“Thank you, this honestly is very thoughtful as Roscoe is one of my favourite things and I love the brand and wear it all the time!” He grins.

“Okay, how about we attempt to open this bigger present. I don’t actually know how you’ll get this through customs”

“I’m scared to see what it is” Lewis laughs before tearing the box open. Inside is a surfboard that is hand painted on either side with Lewis car and many other little doddles to cover the board that has something to do with Lewis.

“Oh woah a custom made board, this must have been really expensive to have made” he says observing it before picking out all the different doodles and talking about them.

“It’s not custom made, your Secret Santa actually Hand Painted this themselves” Lewis head snaps away from the board to look at the presenter in shock.

“Oh it’s got to be Y/N”

“That is correct”

“Y/N you are the cutest. I will use this board today here in Abu Dhabi before I make good use of it in the off season! I’ve never actually had anything like this before so thank you so much, you are so very thoughtful and you have the kindest soul! Thank you for everything and I hope to share a podium with you in 2018” he smiles grinning before turning his attention back to the surfboard.

2018

“Hello Y/N it is now November 2018, after the final Grand Prix of the 2018 season. So you know what time that is!” The F1 presenter asks.

“SECRET SANTA!” You scream, pulling forward the presents, there was a medium sized box in front of you.

“Can I start”

“Of course”

You pulled the lid of the box off and immediately gasp at the first thing that isn’t wrapped that you can see what it is!

“Oh my lord, how - I’ve been needing new camera lenses and a case for mine! I take pictures of everyone around the paddock! So it could be anyone, but I was talking to Max, Pierre and Dani about needing new lenses …” you admit looking to see if the F1 presenter would give you a reactionary hint.

“Oh and there’s a small envelope. I hope you enjoy this retreat with your new lenses, maybe gain a new perspective before 2019” you read out before out of the envelope you pull out flight tickets, and a small cabin hotel booking confirmation for Italy.

“No no no stop this is too much” you say tears filling up in your eyes.

“Who do you think it is” the F1 presenter asks.

“It’s Dani Ric” you cry, the words coming out strained as you look around to see if he is watching you.

“How’d you know” she asks.

“Because we had a talk about how I felt shit about this season and that the Torro Rosso wasn’t built well this year. And how him leaving Red Bull wasn’t an easy choice but it was one he had to make” you sob. The presenter comes over and pull you into a comforting hug rubbing your back and you hug into her more.

“Hey Squirt” an Australian accent comes from behind you and you fling yourself off the presenter and turn to look at the reason for your tears.

“You made me cry on camera” you say pointing to the camera and then your gifts.

“Aw I’m glad you like them! I was worried I hadn’t done well enough!” He grins rubbing your head before pulling you into a tight hug.

“I love them! And I’ll do better next year for you! I promise” you smile and he grins back at you!

*Flip*

“Hello Charles, how are you!”

“I am very good thank you. I see that there is a lot of presents here, all varying in size and it worries me. This is my first year and I don’t know many people that well!” He says looking between all the presents.

“Well here’s the card that came with it” she says passing over the red envelope that he opens the second his gets his hands on it.

“Dear Charlie, hmmm there’s not many that call me Charlie. Amazing first year in Alfa Romeo, can’t wait to see what you do in Ferrari” he reads out thinking of who it could be.

“It’s Y/N for sure. Between the amount of presents here and the note saying Charlie it must be her!” He exclaims before tearing into his first present. There were Alfa Romeo socks, with little jelly snake candies.

“Ah to remember my time in Alfa Romeo, these Candies actually look so good! Thank you!” He says observing the candies.

“This box is small, but heavy” he observes before pulling out a watch box.

“Oh my god, it’s a Ferrari watch. Look at this beauty! I will wear this now I think” He offers showing the camera the Ferrari official watch you’d got him. He places it on his wrist, looking at it before grinning and showing the camera.

“Okay this next one looks very very big, and oh it’s super heavy. I don’t even think I can lift that up”

He starts to tear off the paper, showing a cardboard box with a stamp on top, of what Charles assumed to be the place she’d got it from.

“Antiques Auction House? What is that?” He asks not knowing.

“It’s a place you bid to get rare objects” the F1 presenter grins and Charles looks up in shock. He carefully takes the tape off the lid and pulls the heavy hunk of metal out of the box. He pulls down the bubble wrap to reveal a Ferrari paddock sign.

“Is this real?” He gasps looking it over.

“Yes, maybe take a look at the race it’s from and the year” the presenter asks pushing him to look at the front a little closer.

“Monza 1996, that’s the year I was born! This gift, is so thoughtful and I will put it in my apartment where my sim is so everyone is able to see it when they come over! Hopefully this will bring me luck in Ferrari and in Monza next year so thank you Y/N”

He picks up the next gift which is small and flimsy. He immediately thinks it’s clothing.

As he tears open he holds up the t-shirt bursting out laughing looking at both sides.

On the front it was a radio from his that year printed on saying “woHooooo, Oh Yes! That feels good! - France 2018” and on the back there were words that were printed on there saying “Ask me what happened in France 2018” as a funny sexual innuendo from how crude the radio has sounded with no context behind it!

“This is hilarious and Y/N never fails with these joke gifts. That’s something I’ve noticed, I know this has only been done 2 years now but last year she had two jokey gifts for Lewis and 2 really nice thoughtful ones. This year I have similar! She’s a really good gift giver! She goes above and beyond!”

“She really does! I always get excited, just to see what Y/N gets her Secret Santa each year!”

“I think after this, if they didn’t before, everyone wants her as their gift giver!”

“Okay last gift Charles”

He open up to see a plastic CD cover, decorated by Y/N. He opens it up seeing a note inside.

“For when you finally record something on the piano” he looks up at the presenter and he shows her the cute cover the artistic grid member has designed.

“This is beautiful and I will fill it with tracks I will share with you Y/N thank you again and Merry Christmas Cheri!” He grins.

Y/N definitely spend over her own private budget this secret Santa but she couldn’t help having a small crush on the Alfa Romeo, future Ferrari boy.

2019

“Y/N, you know it’s my favourite time of the year just because you are here serving us once again with your amazing and seemingly limitless gift giving skills. I do have to ask how did you get that Monza pit board”

“Well, my dad is good friends with a Motorsport enthusiast, who has an auction house for Motorsports and Cars, and I won it in August, and was going to give it to Charles as an end or year well done/ Christmas present, but when I got him for secret Santa it made sense to put it in his gifts” you explain.

“Amazing okay so here are you presents for the 2019 season!”

“Oh my gosh I know who this is already! It’s K Mag” you exclaims seeing the pottery set! You’d been saying to him how you wanted to start getting into pottery and how you’d just brought one of the proper stoves to bake them in.

“We spoke about this before, and of course this Metallica Funko Pop would have given it away if the pottery didn’t! Omg I can’t wait to make you and your wife a vase! Thank you so much! I will bring it with me at the start of next season!” You exclaim looking in awe at the two presents in front of you!

*Flip*

“Lance Stroll, I think this year might be your lucky year, you’ve got a decent size bag with three presents” the presenter says cheerfully making Lance smile back.

“I’m excited to see what’s been brought for me! Okay first one obviously we have to open the card and see the message.

“Dear Lance, Starting as rookies together was so much fun! Beating you was even better! Oh it’s either Y/N or Gasly, we all had our rookie year together in 2017!” He exclaims before pulling out the first present which was another envelope.

“You know this is gonna be a voucher of some kind or like, a this was supposed to be your present but it’s not here. What could it be!” He asks opening it up.

“Tennis lessons … WITH ANDY MURRAY? It’s gotta be Y/N right? They are both from the UK, and I’m guessing someone she knows him? How the hell does she know him?” He laughs, he was really into tennis, if he ever had to quit motorsport he would got to tennis as his secondary option.

“This is amazing, thank you Y/N” he smiles genuinely.

“I think him and Y/N were invited to meet the Queen. She wanted to meet Y/N for breaking records around women in motorsport. They’ve played tennis together and she’s driven him round Aintree in her Lamborghini”

“Woah that’s crazy, so they are like friends? Well thank you Y/N and Andy watch out coz I’m coming for you!” He says as he reaches for the next present which is very badly wrapped.

“I think this just be the joke present she gets alongside her good ones” he says shaking it nothing giving away what it could be. He rips it open, to find a mug and a bottle of maple syrup!

“Ah yes as a true Canadian, maple is necessary! And oh a mug”

“Turn it round Lance, what does it say?” Laughs the presenter not actually knowing this was one of the presents.

“It says Daddies Little Boy” he laughs, knowing the joke in the paddock that he wouldn’t ever loose his seat in F1 until he no longer wanted to race.

“That’s hilarious, thank you Y/N I’ll be sure to show my dad this one. Okay onto the last”

He opens it up seeing a James Bond Limited Edition, signed Car from the movies in a mini form.

“It’s so funny, me and Y/N have arguments about this all the time. So they basically got her in Casino Royale as a stunt driver for one scene as she looks like Eva Green from the back. So she will always say that Casino Royale is the best Bond film, but I disagree I think it’s Quantum of Solace! Thank you Y/N for all of this! I can’t wait for my Tennis lessons!”

2020

“What a year it’s been with this virus Y/N and what a stressful year it has been for you drivers. However you’ve had some amazing drives, you had your first win this year with the new name for Toro Rosso under AlphaTauri! And we couldn’t be happier for you. But, your moving up the ranks aren’t you!” The presenter grins happily.

“Yes as of 2021 I will stay in the Red Bull family but move alongside Max into the Red Bull Racing Honda team!” You exclaim! You were so happy to have been given the chance and had worked your but of last year in AlphaTauri coming P5 in the drivers championship. Christian Horner came to you and offered you the seat as you’d done better in the Tauri than Alex in the Red Bull.

“This is just amazing news for you Y/N and we are excited to see what you can do alongside Max Verstappen in 2021!”

“Okay here are you presents for this year!” She says, you pull your mask up a little as it had dropped down as you were talking it repositioning it up and in the correct way.

“These feel like drinks?” You question as you shake the box, when you peel it down you burst out laughing at the crate of Red Bulls in front of you. Everyone knew you were moving to Red Bull so this could literally be anyone.

“Oh my gosh, and Lego Star Wars! LOOK ITS THE FALCON” you yell excitedly. During COVID, you’d streamed alongside Alex, Charles, Lando and George as you liked playing games already and it was more fun with your friends. But you also did streams where you’d answer questions while building Lego’s.

“Guys, Christmas Falcon building stream??” You ask wiggling your eyebrows, however you didn’t know if they’d be able to see them with the Santa hat currently on top of your head.

“Who did you think it is?” The presenter asks.

“I feel like this one is so hard this year, everyone knows I’m moving to RedBull and everyone knew I streamed, and my love for Star Wars” you sigh, a hand rising up to your face in a thinking motion.

“It’s gotta be someone kind and funny. Lando? NO? hmmmm …Dani Ric again? No? Pierre Gasly? NO? Oh my lord, erm I’m not sure who is it??” You ask genuinely having no clue!

“It was George Russell!” She exclaims and you grin widely!

“Thank you so much George! I really appreciate this and I hope you drop in the steam where I’m building it!”

*Flip*

“Max, what a year it’s been for you! Between some amazing races and coming P3, what can we expect from you in 2021”

“Becoming a world champion for sure, I think Y/N moving over to redbull at this time in my career is exactly what I need. She was giving me a run for my money in a mid field car this year, pushing it to its limits every race and outperforming the car. I think she’s going to be competitive and push me further as both a teammate and a rival. I’m excited to have her on board” he smiles nodding.

“Okay so here’s your presents, they are numbered in the order you have to open them in!” She says pushing them forward.

“Okay present one, oh what is this OMG tickets to Moto GP. Beside F1 that is my favourite sport! And it’s during the summer break, that’s incredible! Thank you so much! There’s two so that means I can take a friend I presume! Can I take the gifter?” He asks looking at the F1 presenter who nods, knowing you most likely wouldn’t turn that down.

“Next one! Oooo woah, this is nice, look at this. This one here is me in, Malaysia I think. My first ever face win! Austria in 2018 is here, you can see the Bulk from the Red Bull Ring, oh and here is I think this must be my win in Brazil last year I want to say? And then Abu Dhabi from this year? That race was only yesterday, how did they… this has to be Y/N I don’t know any other person who is this good at art” he says pointing the painted canvas.

“Okay, this is the last one, so this has to be her joke one right?” He asks looking towards the people.

“Read the note here first, now that you’ve worked out who it is” she smiles pushing the letter forward.

“Dear Max, I can’t wait to drive alongside you next year. Or maybe in front of you, we’ll just have to wait and see. Y/N

“I am very excited to drive with her next season. It’s going to be a very close season with the changes I’m sure will occur” he says as he starts to pull from the bag.

“A Y/N pillow, this will travel with me as a travel pillow! Oh and a Y/N signed red bull cap. You’ll be signing a lot more of these next year, but I’m honoured to get the first ever one!” He smiles nodding before looking at the camera for them to stop rolling.

2021

“Y/N, what an amazing year you’ve had a RedBull, coming in P3 and winner the constructors championship for Red Bull, how has the year been?”

“Yeah it’s been phenomenal, driving with Max has really made me push myself to the limits. I think I’m still warming up in the Red Bull this seasons and I made some mistakes which I’ve been focusing on improving each race and I think you can see that in my performance in the second half of the season. I’m thankful to max for pushing me to be a better driver and I’m excited for 2022 with Red Bull, and Honda!”

“Obviously it’s our favourite time of the year! And we are going to be opening some presents!” She says pushing forward a small box. You grin looking at the very precise and very neat wrapping.

You open the box to find one of those cute adopt a penguin with the little plushie.

“Awww it’s so cute!” You exclaims holding up the little penguin.

“And I think there’s a note in there about something else” the F1 presenter directs.

“Hello Y/N it’s your fav mentor. Join me to meet this penguin on a Antártica cruise! K.R”

“KIMI, KIMI, KIMI! No this is too much!” You say looking at the presenter in panic.

“Your idol wants to go on holiday with you! How do you feel”

“Blessed! I’m so happy! I can’t wait to go see the penguins with you Kimi!” You smile, hugging the penguin plushie close to your chest.

*Flip*

“Lando, you’ve got some large gifts here”

“Yeah it’s Y/N” Lando immediately says looking at the wide array of gifts.

“You haven’t even opened at them yet” she laughs.

“No I know Y/N and she’s the only one that puts THIS extensive effort into this! I’ve nailed it tho saying it’s Y/N” he smirks.

“Okay what have we got here” he says picking up the first which is a thinly wrapped envelope.

“Spa vouchers …” he says before shaking his head trying not to laugh and look mock angry.

“I crash in spa, and this is what I get… thanks Y/N. Oh there’s three vouchers. You can Max Fewtrell can come with me. Oh and some … Valorant lessons? Are you saying I’m bad at Valorant, just because your a sweat and your like Ascendent or some shit!” He grins out.

He grabs the next box, small yet heavy. He opens it seeing McLaren x Richard Mille.

“A watch! Woah this … I’m so happy to add this to my collection!”

“And it’s the only one ever made!” The presenter adds making him gasp and look underneath the watch at the engraving. A blush comes onto his face thanking the girl for the watch.

“Okay big box next!” He grins tearing into it.

“Oh Y/N! Y/N” he says with a hand slapped to his mouth.

“Wait no stop” he says pulling the personalised helmet she made him with a note explaining it was for a good start to 2022.

“Thank you Y/N and I can’t wait to wear this next year it’s amazing!” He smiles showing it to the camera finding more and more funny things to laugh to himself about that were inside jokes between the pair of you.

2022

“Y/N the fight between you Max and Charles was so close this year, and you only were a few points behind Charles in the end, taking a storm of a constructors win for Red Bull, so do think you and Charles will have a chance in 2023”

“Yea of course! I’ve renewed my contract with Red Bull until 2025, so I’m very excited at what it will bring!”

“As usual it’s time for the best part of the season! Secret Santa, let’s see what you’ve got this year!” She directs pushing forward the presents in front.

“A bottle of Sake! This will be from Mr Yuki Tsunoda, a Japanese delicacy that he introduced me to this year at the Grand Prix! Thank you Yuki! We’ll have to drink this together!” You smile before going to the next present.

“Oh my gosh, a Bonsai and new tools! This is perfect for my garden in London! Look I have to show you!” She smiles showing the F1 presenter pictures of her garden going off on a rant of where she could place the new bonsai.

“Thank you so much Yuki! Can’t wait to race with you in 23” you smile at the camera.

*Flip*

“Alex! Hopefully Williams has been treating you well” the interviewer smiles happily.

“It has, I think I got a lot out of the car this year which they can learn from in the future! It’s been a year of learning for all of us and we’re happy with the improvements we made” he smiles.

“Well it’s Secret Santa time. Here are your gifts”

“This first one feels like a shirt” he admits feeling up the packaging. He opens it and unfolds the top laughing at what was on the front putting it down and laughing into his hands.

“Show us what you got Alex” she asks. He holds up the gifted top that’s a picture of you and Lily holding hands walking through the paddock looking at each other loving. Above the picture in writing says ‘this woman stole my girlfriend’.

“Lily will force me to wear this, I know it and she will agree with it and come running to the menace of a Secret Santa that gifted this to me! Thank you Y/N” he smiles charmingly at the camera.

“Okay, up next oh? Private golf lessons, with Lily at Hotchkin Course. It says here’s the course is ours for the whole day! Woah, not only will I appreciate that but Lily will also enjoy that day out! Thank you so so much Y/N as usual you are the best!”

“Hand painted golf balls, oh look so this one has the Thai flag on it, this one has the Williams logo on it, this one has a Lily flower on it, okay that’s cute! Look at this detail” he says holding the ball up close to the camera!

“This is perfect! Thank you Y/N and have an amazing Christmas”

2023

"Y/N you and Max have had an amazing season this year and have dominated formula one in Red Bull. You came P2 in the championship, not too far behind Max who won his 3rd championship!"

"Yes, its been an amazing year for us and I'm hoping that next year it will be me winning the Championship!" you grin looking at the presenter.

"Okay, so its the 7th year of Secret Santa on the grid! Are you excited! Because i am!" she says shoving the small bag towards you. You grin excited.

"Yes, okay so ooooo, I know who this is straight away and I think the fans are going to be really happy over this" you grin after you'd peeled the bag back seeing the first gift that was unwrapped and open for the eye to see.

You pull the object out showing hair bleach, toner and little tools and foils, and a note saying that you'll both dye it together and be matching blondes.

You show the camera, knowing fans will not only go wild for blonde Alex, but wild for you finally going blonde after saying for months that you would.

"This is a great gift, and we are going to get Lily to do this for us together!" you smile, before dipping into the bag and pulling the next gift out.

"Steal my GF coupons! OMG finally thank you Alex, i can finally get MY girlfriend Lily back. Guy's seriously when you next pan to her when she's in the paddock, please caption her as Lily Professional Golfer and Partner of Red Bull Driver Y/N Y/L/N. Please I'm begging you!" she laughs and the presenter writes something down on her phone.

"Thank you Alex for these amazing gifts and I will be sure to use both the coupons and the hair dye!" you grin, observing the contents of the hair dye.

"This is a good brand no? Lily must do a good job" you nod, hoping that Lily knows how to dye hair considering Alex's looked good the last time he had it done.

"Yes, its what they use for most of the KPOP Idols in Korea, you know how they dye their hair lots? This is what they use in order to keep it really nice and smooth"

*FLIP*

"Okay, here we have our all time favrioute Daniel Ricciardo, so happy to have seen you driving for AlphaTauri this year. Hopefully 2024 will be a good season for you and we can get some podiums back up there!" she smiles at Daniel who has his typical huge smile back.

"Thank you, lets get down to the real reason we are here! I want to see the presents whoever this is"

"Okay, so ooo a bike helmet. Hmmmm I've been saying to a few on the grid that i need a new one, but this is a really good brand. Okay next one" he smiles moving the bike helmet to one side.

"Ohhhh what the hell, someone has got me Talladega Nights, but they've photoshopped me into Ricky Bobby's place. Look at this. Did you guys get Jensen Button to join in this year?" he laughs showing the camera, the photoshopped version of the popular film among the drivers.

"That's really funny so i bet its got to be one of the young one. Maybe Lando? Or Y/N? or even Oscar my Aussie brother?" he says observing the disk before placing it against the bike helmet leaving it on show.

"A honey badger plushie... okay this is Y/N Lando no way would get me a plushie thats this cute" he jokes.

"Okay last one, holy shit. Do you know how the hell she managed to pull some of these gifts off?? I swear she's the actual St Nick sometimes!" he says looking at his final present. It was an envelope explaining something that you would do for him.

"So she's booked a venue, for her and Heidi in Milan to do a fashion show of my new clothes line that I’ve made in-front of anyone who wants to attend… that’s so thoughtful. Thank you Y/N I’m sure you and Heidi will look amazing on the runway! Thank you and see you on the track more next year!” He smiles.

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