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kitts-wife272 · 27 days ago

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Knight Rider vehicles if you ask them if they are ticklish

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diana-andraste · 7 months ago

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White Fox Totem, John Hargrave, 1928

#art #photography #john hargrave #1920s #the kindred of the kibbo kift #annebella pollen #communes #world peace #nature #myth and magic #vintage #totems #howl at the moon #magic

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rozzywell · 2 months ago

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And then Knight Rider 2000 happened (no it didn't ♡)

#sorry. I'm still not over kift / kitt in kift. rounded red idiot.#but anywayyyyyy. computer who neeeeeeeeeeds to be the center of attention at all times #kr #kr rewatch liveblog #the poss posts #trying to intentionally stagger my liveblog posts a bit more instead of just dumping them all at once

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iknowshitaboutfashion · 4 months ago

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Kindred of the Kibbo Kift

#kindred of the kibbo kift #kindred #pagan #outdoors #tree huggers

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sollyy · 3 months ago

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Dünən internetdə gəzəndə kiftə yeməyi paylaşmışdı kimsə(normalda heç sevmirəme) mən də mamaya ürəyim istədiee dedim indi baxıram ki işdən gəlib mənim üçün bişirib deyir dünən istəmişdin mən belə unutmuşdumeee o an ürəyimdən keçmişdi sadəcə ölərəmmm dəə buna mənnnn🎀🎀

#kiftə yemeyi nediki tay kifte yani niye açıqlama vermisen yemeyi deye ahsgdjdhshdhd

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halfbegrepen · 9 months ago

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#de kift #nederlands #‘ik vertrouw niet op de lente/ en ik denk niet na over de zee’ heeft mn brein gerewired #Spotify

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turqrambles · 1 year ago

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While I was playing MediEvil 2, I thought the big argument between Sir Daniel and Professor Kift was going to be "I just put the pieces together and realized I'm helping a necromancer", not "you didn't tell me you owned a time machine and didn't suggest that we use it after my girlfriend died".

Surprisingly, Sir Daniel had absolutely nothing to say about the fact that Kift has both a helper ghost that he summoned and a basement full of rotting flesh hormunculi. You'd think the man who has been eternally cursed to be an animate skeleton by necromancy would have some moral quarrels about that...

#I do love that Professor Kift has dabbled in the necromantic arts but never actually turns evil - I love that part #I just wish it came up just once in dialogue #now obviously you can take Dan's feelings about his skeleton-ness in many different directions but you'd think he'd be a LITTLE miffed #he was literally killed by a guy who was raising the dead as a hobby - I'm sure he'd have something to say #''Hey Professor so what's the deal with Winston. Haha ignore the fact that I'm unsheathing my sword right now hahaha-''#MediEvil #MediEvil 2 #sir daniel fortesque

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thevalicemultiverse · 3 months ago

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Alien: People of Earth! We come seeking mates! Turn over 100,00 people at once or face annihilation!

14 minutes later

UNSG: Hi, this is the UN Secretary General. We have your people.

Alien: How did you do that so fast?

UNSG: Posted a volunteer thread on a fetish site.

Alien: I... It was a test. Civilizations that force people to come with us are condemned while civilizations that refuse get to join the Galactic Federation. You split the difference in a way that challenges our understanding of intelligent life.

UNSG: Would you mind taking some overflow? People were pretty enthusiastic.

Londerland Bloodlines

Alice: [watching this on TV] I -- would say this has to be a joke, but I know the world I live in at this point.

Victor: Um -- h-hopefully this counts as Federation-worthy? I mean, nobody's being forced...

Alice: Depends on what the aliens think once their brains stop breaking, I guess.

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~M: grin without a cat (anon)#~V: Londerland Bloodlines #~T: Nice Place To Live #saturday morning alien mates #~C: Victor Van Dort #~C: Alice Liddell #((Kift I have recognized the reference #inform the men #no seriously I read SMBC and I remember that specific comic XD #and because the World of Darkness is clown world I figured this scenario would most likely happen there XD #wonder how many Kindred signed up curious about the taste of alien blood))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue

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doubleflashgordon · 8 months ago

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Joshua Kift

#jeans #muscle #bodybuilder

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xphaiea · 11 months ago

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The Kibbo Kift

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mypinkinsides · 2 months ago

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She's a Lil' Creep🚬

Song is "Blind" by De Kift.

Film is "Lil' Creep" by Maddy Ellwanger (2016)

Edit ib conejopalpitante via Instagram.

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sharkpawzz · 18 days ago

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I forgot I was bilingual for a second… ma olen nii kift👅👅ahahahagaa spit your shit king

#I forget a lot of things #I’m so cool and mysterious omg??#MONSTER JUST WEBT UP MY NOSE

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rozzywell · 4 months ago

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KIFT is ugly as fuck though I stand by this. Sorry. Why is he red and smooth.......

#kr #kr rewatch liveblog #the poss posts

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weergang · 6 months ago

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Today is another day of the game; eat/sleep/shower : pick two.

All kinds of stuff keeps breaking. Before we arrived inspend a day in our heavy kift crane to install a cooler.

And now the auxiliary engines, ehich make our electricity are giving me an headache

Nr 2 stopped on high temperature during arriving. Either air in the cooling pump or pump broken.

Nr 1 and 3 aren't playing nice to each other while supposedly running parallel, synchronised to the same busbar.

Same kW, same frequency, same voltage.

But 1 has 600 A en 3 300 Ampère. Cos(phi) is 0.4 and 1.. NOT GOOD at all.

All the blind (aka reactive) power is on one auxiliary. But we are using the crane (the one I just fixed) tonload cargo, and with nr2 down as well, I'm keeping them running.

Not ideal.

Not sure what's wrong yet, most likely the AVR of nr 3.

#Weergang #engineering rambles

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orthopraxia · 6 days ago

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