#kyle maxwell

[acidakerizo-47]

*gently holds Zim in my hands*

I'll be caring to this sweet baby bug, thank you!! 🤲💖

[mjfass]

Love died a brutal death, twisted into hate that devoured every part of me.

[shocktheesystem]

happy pride month, adam.

[princedevitt]

[elitehanitje]

Trenton: What did I do???

[queeniesaewblog]

“I hate you I hate you I fucking hate you” 🤝 “Why you and not me?? What makes you so special?”

[blizzardsuplex]

Undisputed group hug from AEW World's End 2024, 12/28/2024

[goldentigerfestival]

All the main character artwork for the Tales 30th Anniversary celebration, featured on the official Tales Twitter account!

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

An (extremely) oversimplified summary of AEW recently:

MJF: GIVE ME MONEY. BUY MY MERCH. PLEASE. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE AND WHILE I PROMISED TO BE MEAN, SO FAR I HAVE ONLY DONE NICE THINGS. Oh but this British mark can—

Will Ospreay: I’m the Billy goat, I got this shit in the bag. MJF? Whos that? Meh, probably nobody, who cares! Lalala!

Swerve Strickland: I am going to kill Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. That is not hyperbole, I am physically going to kick his head off of his shoulders if he touches this belt one more goddamn time.

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Kyle O’Reilly: Am I doing this right, Mark?

Mark Briscoe: [unintelligent ramblings of a proud mad man]

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Willow Nightingale: Kris Statlander I’m gonna fuck you up, but first I need to be here for—

Orange Cassidy: EVERYONE LEFT ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING ANYMORE. I’m so tired… [Sobbing as Where Is My Mind plays in the background]

ZSJ from across the room: …ORANGE BOLLUCKS, TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF!!

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The Elite: We run this… bitch.

The Acclaimed: AYO YOUNG CUCKS, WHY DON’T YOU CHOKE ON THIS— [mic cut]

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This has been an oversimplified summary of some of the angles leading up to Forbidden Door. Thank you for your time…

… /j

[acidakerizo-47]

i didn't post it anywhere so I'll do it here i guess...

[gh0st-patr0l]

Kyle and MJF being super toxic and obssessive over their ex-homoerotic-best-friend-situationships and having horrible gross annoying sex abt it while they're both respectively thinking of Their Guy. What abt that

[shocktheesystem]

:)

[bubwatcheswrestling]

I've seen a lot of hate on the Cope/Mox match.

Did it crash after the high of the rest of the event? Yes.

Did it feel like a Dynamite main event? Also yes.

Was I disappointed that after the promos they cut Saturday, there was way less violence than promised? Still, yes.

BUT...

To be fair, having to follow ANY of the previous matches was just cruel.

Hanger and MJF? Fire.

Toni and Mariah? Cinema.

Swerve and Ricochet? MOTN contender.

Omega and Takeshita? Edge of my seat.

Ospreay and Fletcher? MOTN. Period. NO NOTES.

Okada/Brody was slower paced, but good. I was pleasantly surprised by the absolute fight The Outrunners brought to Hurt Syndicate. Mercedes and Momo put on a hell of a match, too.

Having to be the last match after a card like that was rough. Short of Mox ending Cope's career, or Cope absolutely losing his shit to beat Mox, there was no way for them to top what came before.

Did they save the ending with Swerve? Yes. And I fully expect the program that Swerve and Mox run to be unhinged. There is potential for an absolutely insane match. Don't hold them back, let these two men do what they do best. Violence.

I also want to add MAJOR props to Bryce Remsburg. Hands down one of the best refs in the business PERIOD. I was literally screaming at my TV "Fuck him up, Bryce!"

Thank you for making it this far.

Don Callis has slutty ankles.

[aleisters]

photo genre: taking a goddamn nap

[mjfsbaybay]

The theme of 2025 AEW is

Lost Love and Its Consequences