#lady eivor

[femlesbianbarbie]

Eivor x shy reader?

I headcannon Eivor to be a shy girl forced to be extroverted. This means you two rarely go anywhere out of Ravensthrope unless you absolutely have to. Plus she likes keeping you safe at home.

She is always going to talk for you when you are out in public whether it be asking for your food or telling someone to get out of your way. Unless you specifically ask her not to obviously.

She has a way of making you feel comfortable even in the most uncomfortable circumstances. It's just like her presence. Scary dog privilege on steroids.

Ultimate comfort item she is just walking talking teddy bear. Gives the best bear hugs imaginable.

Literally, all of her friends love you and think you are the most adorable thing to exist. It helps that Evior is constantly talking about you.

She is always putting your comfort first if you want to leave twenty minutes into an event you leave. She really does not give a single fuck. The long house is too loud she'll take you out to the woods where you can have absolute silence. She would do anything for your comfort.

She will offer to beat the shit out of anyone who even makes a weird glance at you.

[unhingedsappho]

[yoitsmano]

hc:

After spending a while in Ravensthorpe, Ceolbert definitely thought Eivor and Randvi were married.

[vikingnerd793]

Happy 3 year release anniversary to a game so dear to my heart. It always will be.

[radiofreewylde]

Honor Bound

[ladyeivor]

Goddess 🧡🔥

[babhorsegeorge-morgan]

Eivor pics because yay

[femlesbianbarbie]

Fútbol Eivor headcanons

Defense or a goalie she can’t run as fast as Kassandra but they always make a good team.

Soma is her captain and they get along way to well. It’s a little weird.

Will full on body slam people without caring.

She has bruised a pitch invaders ribs by body slamming them.

She is the first person to pick a fight with a ref. Somehow she always wins these arguments.

Worst person to interview she hates talking about herself. We love a humble queen.

Speaking on interviews she is almost alway somewhat intoxicated during them.

She does watch thirst edits of herself though. She likes to look at all the comments and reply on her discreet account.

People ship her and Kassandra because they have such good energy on the pitch.

They like to watch ship edits and make fun of each other. It’s a body experience for them.

[unhingedsappho]

Your evening Randivor 🐺💋

[radiofreewylde]

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥰🥰🥰

Commissioned by @radiofreewylde !!

Very thankful for being commissioned to make these two! Thank you, friend!

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[radiofreewylde]

A girl and her birb

[ladyeivor]

Berserker ❤️

[redwarpaint]

historians would say Erke and Stowe were very good friends, that Ranvdi and Eivor were like sisters and that Birna probably didn't even exist btw 🥀

[joahnwiz27]

Another year, another pair of gals being pals

“I love all my Hos”

-Kassandra of Sparta, every five minutes

My flatmate has Covid, so chances are I am spending Christmas in quarantine. Just hoping I keep my “never had Covid” status as long as possible, but tbh, it’s probably just a matter of days before I catch it… So I am drawing my favourite historical gals being pals to forget about my imminent Christmas isolation

[kassandras-one-braincell]

ive been rereading your fics and the warlord ac ladies have my heart ❤️💘💞 just want to sit on eivor’s lap while she sits on her throne and angrily deals with idiots who can’t understand that she’s now in charge 💕 or get the sweet hugs and kisses after kassandra murders someone who bothered you 💘 or GOD sit at soma’s feet as she sends out her soldiers to take more territories i’m so 💜💞🩷❤️💘

this is the vibe I think of when I imagine the evil murder ladies

Like you find them hunched over a corpse, drenched in blood, the body is completely eviscerated and the dynamic is

"Oh, they must have done something horrible." "...Yeah." "Anyways, when you're finished, do you want to see the flowers I found on my walk today? And this kind old gentleman I met said the new necklace you gave me reminded him of the late lord...oh, what's his name? The one who they found without any eyes in his study last week. Well, he said it looked an awful lot like his wife's favourite necklace." "What a profound coincidence." "Isn't it? You always find me the loveliest things on your travels."

There's just something about a woman who would burn the world to a crisp just to keep you warm that...makes the red flags a little less red, you know?

[vulpixelates]

in what UNIVERSE would halsin or karlach have abs

halsin is a druid. he's meant to survive in the woods. you need body fat for that.

karlach is a fucking barbarian who is constantly chowing down on whatever she can get her hands on and has a super high strength. she would have a powerlifter's body type!!! FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE. do you think she has time to focus on building vanity muscle while being a soldier for zariel's armies? absolutely not. the only plausible explanation for her having any semblance of abs is that maybe her engine heart is greatly increasing her metabolism but even then i think it's a coward's answer

MAKE THEM THICK AS WELL AS BUFF AS HELL YOU COWARDS, pls and thank you. this has been a psa