#lasagna rambles

[dontbelasagnax]

hm. codywan having really sweaty sex through the night as they wait out a sandstorm, unable to cool down their hut like usual and equally unable to sleep through the blistering heat.

[anxious-witch]

Lmaooo, Baby Lasagna saying he is not a big on going out and then after Dora everyone wanted to celebrate by going to the club so he went along. He stayed for 20 minutes, standing in the corner then he said goodbye to everyone and went home to watch a series. Same king, same

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[babygirlbuckaroo]

i have so many questions about buck making a new lasagna recipe the night he has christopher + it going so badly there’s smoke in his kitchen + eddie for some reason predicting this was gonna happen (despite buck arguably having established himself as a good cook by now) and ordering pizza in advance. there is SOMETHING here but i can’t for the life of me understand what it is

[tariah23]

Lolicons are okay but Passionlip in a bikini is “going to far,” are you kidding me…?

[chillenby]

Luxemburg slayed right now. Like quick french singing? Yes please. Loved it.

Andd Ireland also was great. I love Ireland's song and the visuals! The visuals are so cool!!

But Croatia has my heart in a choke hold. Like everything is great. His vocals, the guitars and drums. Costumes! THE. COSTUMES! The lace elements that are famous from Croatian islands. The waist coates that are literally modernised traditional costumes. He really hit the mark <333

[chronicowboy]

imagine pepa sets eddie up on a date but its truly the worst date of eddie's life like genuinely worse than the date where he proposed and his wife asked for a divorce and eddie can't get out of there quick enough, can barely speak because he's too busy crafting a very long and very angry text message to his aunt, and when he does finally make it home he collapses against the door with a sigh and buck pops out of the kitchen like "hey, eddie, pepa said you might need some company tonight?"

[slafkovskyhughes]

justice for marko >:(

[catinasink]

i want

to eat

but I feel like

I dont deserve to

[dontbelasagnax]

'is somebody gonna match my freak,' Cody thinks, staring directly at Obi-Wan who is matching his freak

[anxious-witch]

So Baby Lasagna(the croatian singer, not the mini lasagna) is singing about anxiety and leaving his small town. And he wears big puffed up sleeved shirt with spikes on stage

B-bojere lovechild?

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

I used to be allergic to making pointless posts on my blog and now look at me

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

ok new question! if I text my friend who just had her baby to ask if she'd like me to bring over dinner for her and her husband sometime this week, and she's the kind of person who only texts back if stuff is like, work related, how many days do I give it before i make a decision on whether it's cool to take then dinner or not

[michameinmicha]

Good thing tumblr doesnt have a post type for like voice messages or my vent posts would be absolutely insufferable

[chillenby]

AHHHHH. CROATIA IS SECOND :DD

So happy for them and I'm glad that Switzerland is first! Both were good.

Singer for Switzerland has such a powrrfull voice and they can rap and also do opera high notes? So badass <33 also. The outfit is giving. Would steal it even though I hate skirts

I'm a bit sad that Ireland didn't score higher, but I'm glad they still got the attention and recognision they deserve.

And lastly I started with Croatia, now I gotta finish it the same. So glad he got the highest public points. Honestly fully diserved. Sang a catchy beautifully compised song about people leacing their home countries and towns because of terrible living situations. All of that while having a beautifull costume. I hate the dance, but I'll look past it since everything else is amazing!

[goblin-a-gogo]

i know pickles wasn’t there when lasagna was a baby, but i’m curious, how did lasagna come into pickles’ life? did she sneak into mordhaus or something (that’s how i imagine it would’ve gone down)

You’re close! When Lasagna was about 4 years old, her mom took her to a Dethklok concert in hopes of confronting Pickles in person and getting him to man up and raise his child. It ended up being a total massacre though, so she decided against going in. When she reached for Lasagna’s hand though, she realized she was gone.

Lasagna had waltzed through the chaos completely unharmed and curiously followed Pickles backstage. Everyone else who attended the concert that day was brutally killed, so no one noticed her.

It was painfully obvious she was pickles’ kid, and though he wanted nothing to do with her at first, he realized this was his one shot to fix his own childhood vicariously through her and kept her for a while. It kind of got in the band’s way eventually so he found her mom and returned her.

He wanted at least one consistent blood family member though, so he kept in touch with her throughout the years.

[hippolotamus]

Waiting around for various appointments today and the hanger is creeping in 🫠