#leech skibidi

[kitten-titan-tvman]

gift for you!

[higgs-the-god]

been really thinking about poly and buzz lately. i have ALSO been thinking very hard about writing leech being a alliance-wide pet

[clovenoko]

🔊❕(there is sound in the video)

+ comic

[kolechiart]

* more eldritch horrors should be part of the staff body which got me thinking about my own little guy ezzy. sometimes your security guard can only talk in stolen words, repeated back in garbled intimation of their original speaker. the empty halls were unsettling enough yet now echo with a choir of lifted voices. it's enough for most to stay clear helped by their gaunt, towering frame and piercing blue stare-

teenagers whose rebellious cogs are turning however aren't most and how could they be when such an exploitable ability stares them in the mouth? so most of ezzy's downtime is spent being an ear to one too many elaborate pranks that border on psychological warfare and then spoon fed several helpings of content farm slop. their eye can only curl into raw, unfiltered disgust as they lack the words to articulate how much they wish to turn them all into fine chalk outlines

[kissy-leechie-blog]

A repost of all of my fan art of him. 👔💜

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Will forever not understand the modern slangs of Generation Alpha

Cringefest

[myunghology]

[ ✦ ] . . . GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY. riddle rosehearts x reader smau.

profiles. RIZZLERS (impolite) : meepcity edaters : m.list

[NAME] 'my kink is when people say im right' BAUDELAiRE. surprisingly the voice of reason when she's the main character? always goes against the friend groups ideas. loves debating and proving people wrong.. who doesn't love proving people wrong tho

ACE 'ball-grabber 🏀' TRAPPOLA. stupidest fucker ever emotionally. smartest physically when beating up his friends ong.. "[name] can i borrow notes from your first year". real talks everyone with no shame at all

EPEL 'bro ill tickle your pickle' FELMiER. here comes the alpha the sigma the skibidi toilet. (he's 5'1 and suffering). protects his friends with his life and is not afraid to kick ass🔥🥶

FLOYD 'he looks like a homo habilis' LEECH. real talker number 2, over protective when it comes to [name]. he totally doesn't try to crush her limbs whenever he sees her wdym.. ends up bullying her in the end before she loses it

LiLiA 'r u on opium?' VANROUGE. half of the friend group is convinced he's high most of the time. OLDIE LMFAOOO GET OUT why is your ashy ass still in high school bruh. passive aggressive when protective (REAL)

TAGLIST, opened! send in an ask to be added because i won't be accepting comments. if your name isn't highlighted, it means i cannot tag you. please notify me if you've change your user. 🏷

[fawnbong]

"Bad trip" - Ramshackle

Pebble + Reader

Platonic

Headcanons

---

Lwk more of a character study I just think he's neat

---

I actually don't know if he's like exclusive to Stone as in nobody else can see him but i think (???) hes visible to others ppl but idc im writing this anyway i like pebble

Pebble is so neon and "in your face", he sticks out like a sore thumb. Ramshackle is full of muted greys, browns, and yellows, as if there's some permanent vintage film over everything you see. Pebble, on the other hand, flaunts his blinding bright colors and patterns with very little care- pride, even. You can go maybe ten seconds looking at him head-on before you have to look away.

Also, he's loud and obnoxious in general, not just visually. He just loves jumping from topic to topic, sometimes before even wrapping the previous one up. He'll start talking about saving the earth and volunteering at a kids camp to promote candy consumption before switching up the topic completely and yapping about his favorite novella or something stupid like that.

You probably didn't befriend Pebble willingly. He's kind of like a leech- he decides he kind of likes you and sticks to you like glue. Of course, he's only around for so long before he has to dip, so it allows you some time away from him. Still, he makes decent company, and his carefree nature makes him pretty fun to be around. It doesn't take long before he grows on you.

His annoying nature is something you likely just have to adjust to and get used to with time. He's capable of making a decent joke every now and then, and he's surprisingly easygoing despite being kind of annoying and "all over the place" most of the time. He's happy to boast about his skills on the guitar and his extensive knowledge about the Earth and the environment. He's also always happy to bug Stone and mindlessly follow him around, lazing about in the air and yapping about every topic under the sun.

Stone doesn't like that you're practically best friends with Pebble. It doesn't stem from jealousy or anything of the sort, but rather a general distaste towards the blue-haired troglodyte. He's far too annoying and pressing for his liking, and he talks his ear off almost every hour of his high. Still, he refrains from commenting on it. At least you give him a break from Pebble every now and then.

Since he can take on the form of whatever he desires, he's more than happy to turn into a chair for you to bash over someone's head. Says yes with little to no questioning, although he may ask for something in return and give you a hard time about repaying him for such a kind favor.

Flirty in a way that makes everyone in the room stare silently in collective disgust and gag. He thinks he's soo funny when he hits a stupid pose and a smolder after a "smooth" comment, but it's more embarrassing than anything. He's also flirty in the joking way that friends are flirty, and nonchalantly makes silly comments and quips that he 100% expects you to return. Please match his freak.

Brainrotted to his core despite being from times away before most modern technology. It's not like he says "skibidi toilet" or whatever, but rather he needs constant stimulation and repeats recently learned nonsensical phrases to annoy people, kind of like how some people gain new vocal stims after watching a show or movie. It annoys everyone, not just Stone. Skipp may laugh and find it silly, though.

Whips out an acoustic guitar and starts singing Kumbaya. Probably has crazy duets with Skipp.

Technically, he's not real. You can't touch him, and he can't touch you (probably idk). That doesn't mean he doesn't try. He pretends to grab strands of hair, twist and play with them before discarding them completely, or tries to grab your hands so that he can "dance" with you, or something stupid like that. Gets all bummed out when it doesn't work because he's a hallucination and you're real.

If Stone doesn't wanna put up with him, you have to. Pebble is an attention whore and if he can't get it from Stone, he'll go to the next best source. He kind of just lazes about and encourages you to have a good time (do drugs). He's there for a fun time, not a long time, for the effects of candy can only last so long. He likes to show off and is happy to take requests when playing his guitar. I think he'd play a lot of crunchy/granola millennial music that was super popular in like 2014-2016 or something idk I'm not a millennial thank god

He's surprisingly blunt and not very helpful. He's maybe capable of giving decent advice, but absolutely refuses to. He could tell you to go talk your feelings out, but he'd much rather tell you to just wait because they'll "come around eventually," and that, since actions speak louder than words, you should send them something nice, like uncooked pasta with cryptic messages written on the packaging. May also tell you to spit in their coffee at some point.

---

A/N: idk this has actually been in the drafts for like ever i cant think of a title for this i might have to die

[kinorabee]

I asked my friend amia what she thought of floyd 🔥🔥🔥 this is quite the Skibidi moment indeed!!

VERY SKIBIDI!!!! FLOYD LEECH IS THE GUY EVER!!!!!!! (i love him so much)

[kitten-titan-tvman]

talk shit, get hit. or at least be faster than the one angry at you!!

[higgs-the-god]

did this in sfm first bc i was notttttt gonna fight w anatomy when i havent been doing many humans lately LOL

[mtndewmacky]

What if I treat my tumblr as a yap space rather than a repost and art account instead 🧍‍♂️

I lowkey could just spout my facts (borderline questionable mental insanity) and get some likes out of it

Like how YouTubers can make brainrot like skibidi toilet and leech off money from views

[echoequinox]

My friend: i dunno, man. i'm just really disenfranchised by the idea of hyper-monetization and bootlegging of stuff that isnt even by corporations anymore. you can walk into a fucking mall and find merch for skibidi toilet and poppys playtime and shit

Me: i mean just by posting on the internet and generating content in an age where we are all way, way more closely connected than ever before, you sort of enter into that contract of exposure. you commodify yourself. in a world where money is survival, our entire lives, everything we feel and everything we love, has become a product for a consumer on the other end. every piece of art and every post has an audience with a metric, and if you start to breach a certain threshold, opportunists will use your clout to bolster their own like leeches. products will always get stolen

Them:

Me:

Them:

Me: anyway i guess i'm off to bed. here's buff horse. goodnight

[higgs-the-god]

I don’t have the paint to finish him BUT IM MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE LEECH!!!!!

[kitten-titan-tvman]

leech!

[kitten-titan-tvman]

UnDefined extends his hands, “May I see him?” Huh. Avaya gives the skibidi another look. Leech tenses, eyes wide and mouth agape in his horror. Leech shakes his head with increasing panic as Avaya adjusts his grip on him. “Skibidi dop dop dop, no, no!!”

new leech fic chapter :3