#legendaryent

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Submitted Propaganda for The Sword of Legendaryness

Nopon-Monado! What more do you need?

No submitted propaganda for the Second Aegis Sword

[isaysorryverysoftly]

No society has ever produced a more upstanding member of society than 1980 Kate Bush

No one has been as conscious of how fun it is to have a voice. No one has ever written like the most diabolic sounding love song about how cool violins are (Violin - Never For Ever). She made MUSIC about how awesome an INSTRUMENT is and she sings to it like it's this adorable puppy dog or like a silly lover. That's gotta be the most sustainable penchant for inspiration that any artist has ever had probably. She literally could write an album with and about just the materials she needs to make it. Also she sings like she's slipping over on ice or something but in the way that cartoon characters slip over in like a perfectly animated funny way. It's like exactly the same level of legendaryness as Library Lady by Alex G has but it's just about an even more random and specific thing than a library lady.

[knowledge-based-wumpus-agent]

Man I don't even know where to start with this, but why are the people who write Pokemon games the way they are. So like, the only thing we know about Pokemon Legends: ZA is a big title card that says URBAN REDEVELOPMENT PLAN: LUMIOSE CITY. Unless the game takes place in the future (which Ive seen some people suggest) I'm willing to bet they're basing the game off of the redevelopment of Paris in the mid-1800s:

Which is like... weird? Like it created the Paris we all know and love today but it took the iron fist of the Second French Empire to do it. Do you realize how hard it is to move roads? Tens of thousands of people were displaced. Like half the point was widening the streets so they'd be harder to build barricades in. That and making it more a place for tourists and attracting foreign artists and such than a place people would actually live. It wasn't all bad, they were doing like important sanitation work and stuff, but this wasn't an uncontroversial move is all I'm saying.

It's just a weird choice! It gives me the exact same vibe as Legends: Arceus being this bizarre colonialism narrative where LITERAL GOD sends a child to the past to ensure some colonizers succeed at dominating the indigenous culture of Hokkaido. Like why is the only sort of story Game Freak wants to tell about the past about like exertions of imperial authority? Neither of these events are even as far in the past as the "Legends" label would suggest, they're both from like Victorian times, only like 150 years ago. Most of the "legendary" stuff you do in PL:A is dig up stuff from an even older, legendaryer culture (checkmate liberals, the indigenous people _weren't_ the _first_ people here, colonizing is fine!) and that could have just as easily happened in the present. Terra nullius is a myth.

I'm just sort of baffled and also kind of intrigued by where on earth they're going with this. They aren't exactly genius writers. Legends: Arceus felt a bit like I was in Kindergarten having manifest destiny explained to me in the most sanitized way possible so I wouldn't cry. So I don't really expect Z-A to say much of anything at all. It's just... strange. I do hope there is a Pokemon version of "Prince President" Napoleon III in there because that would be so funny.

[saintlaurentproblems]

It’s wild people forget the legendaryness (not a word but whatever lol) of artists that came before the new pop stars like Christina absolutely blowing Sabrina out of the water with her vocals and Shawn Mendes being main stage in Brazils Rock in Rio Festival while the organizers put Mariah on a different stage and regret it saying they underestimated how many people would show up.

They don’t get the respect they deserve

[exocean]

first snow having an all time peak 10 years later... the iconicness the sexiness the legendaryness

[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

To everyone tagging this as “this is X sword”, unless it’s the Monado

Or Lucky Seven

Or the Nopon Sword of Legendaryness

I don’t believe you

[menlove]

back to my roots 🤡 (prev. milfbobbysinger/colddwater)

[4mulaone]

Why is no one talking about how yesterday Pierre asked Charles if he was gonna model underwear because that's what his fans are interested about? Charles answered that he needed to do more abs workout first lol

charles: nwooo pierre im shy 😖👉👈

also charles: shirtless boat pics bc im #arMANi lmao stuntin on these hoes

[xenoblademisadventures]

Poll answers!

Mio & Mia

Incorrect!

Mio is a catgirl who wants to break the eternal cycle of Moebius. Mia is currently MIA (she's exploring, having the time of her life, fuck you). Tbc, Mia is a recruitable character in Xenoblade X.

Zazadan & Zazazan

Incorrect!

Zazadan is a drug trafficking Nopon who lives in the swamp. Zazazan is an innocent merchant who lives in the middle of an active volcano.

Poppi Alpha & Alpha

Incorrect!

Poppi Alpha is a small girl that beats you to death with a shield. Alpha is the natural consequence of asking a robot to negotiate "kill everyone" and "create a world without infinite war."

L & L

Incorrect!

L is a loveable blue man who scams people and refers to himself in plural. L is an Alphabet Soup Power Ranger of Evil that blew up some Colony in a cave (L Bozo).

Muimui & Moimoi

Correct!

Muimui and Moimoi are treasure hunters searching for the Sword of Legendary Legendaryness. They are Xenoblade X NPCs, not to be confused with Muimui, who helped Bana kill Tora's dad.

Vandham & Vandham

Incorrect!

Vandham is your boss's boss. Vandham is in charge of a mercenary group. So, unlike Vandham, Vandham is government funded.

Gorg & Gort

Incorrect!

Gorg is a naked fish man baker (pop off). Gort is the guy that tried to kill Lora and then got his arm cut off.

Niall & Na'el

Incorrect!

Niall is the emperor of Mor Ardain. Na'el is the cat on a piano gone rogue.

Alexandria & Alexa

Incorrect!

Alexandria is the commander of Colony Iota and the stonks meme intensified. Alexa is a mechanical engineer (with a gun).

Jin & Jim

Jin is the leader of a terrorist group. Jim is literally just some guy.

[raeshantael]

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Submitted Propaganda for Meteor Smasher

Big hammer! Can turn into bowling ball/bomb thing! Very cool!

Submitted Propaganda for The Sword of Legendaryness

Nopon-Monado! What more do you need?

[exycuter]

Hey you know those ask memes where you send unpopular opinions well you haven’t reblogged one but here’s mine anyways. don’t come for me @ aftg fandom but mine is that I don’t agree with a lot of Nora’s extra content.. a lot of it seems lazy and a little too on the nose for me. Mostly when it comes to Neil and Andrew’s life and things they say/do or don’t say/do after tkm. I feel like some of it is a cop out. Anyways has everyone tried the chicken?

the chicken: is TENDER, is SEASONED, is JUICY

gonna level with u chief i havent read like 80% of the extra content bc i got to a part where nora said riko gets like honoured in the exy hall of fame or something and i simply HAD to laugh ! but tbh ur right tho i think a lot of ppl seem to think the same or just take the bits they like (the cats) and leave uuuuuhhh everything else

[sunnyvaiprion]

There’s only 2 legendary hero spots left and a legendary banner is coming up soon. Seliph better be there ... 

SeliPH NO!!!!

[cuttheheadliights]

skfjskdk it’s so funny y’all are just finding out stella mccartney is paul’s daughter

[ruin-myself]

@taylorswift i need you to collab with Lorde, Selena, Panic!, Hayley and Marina please. Pretty please

[bussywitchboy]

Step on my neck Bey