#lessons I learned

[fleshia]

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

[lucybellwood]

Desperately trying to finish listening to this audiobook before Libby repos my shit

[batsyheere]

"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.

[bunchabears]

LOOK AT ME, IT'S -10 DEGREES AND I'M HERE HARVESTING ASIATIC CLAMS

[amicemetanoia]

I have learned a few lessons.

1 - Always plan events up ahead or you‘ll be disappointed

2 - Don‘t let people get too comfortable at your home and be extremely picky about who you invite over

3 - Don‘t invite over people who wouldn‘t invite you over to their place unless they have a very good reason to

4 - Don‘t spend any money on people who don‘t give anything back and never do any favors for you or give you any gifts even if they could based off their financial situation

5 - Don‘t fucking let people eat at your place unless it‘s at the table or you know said person is very neat when eating on your couch

6 - If someone makes a mess at your home, it‘s their duty to clean up and you don‘t invite them over again

[tofupixel]

dog for @stgroversfire

ok bro im trying my best

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Abby and Gregory discover Michael is an artist too

[shannon41511]

Lessons I learned from dating - by Shannon Dickinson (substack.com)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Who is this sassy lost child?

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[keferon]

I keep drawing Roddy as this (•‿•) thing lol. I need to give him a proper design asap haha

[tippenfunkaport]

You know, it would be amazing if Hollywood learned the right lesson from the success of Nimona. Something like "Hey, maybe don't throw out a nearly done movie as a tax write off" or "people want queer stories" or even "don't be afraid to take some storytelling risks and be original" but you just know they're going to come away with some absolutely batshit takeaway like, "next time delete all the evidence and burn it to the ground so the gays can't make us look bad!"

[devonhale]

actually one of the most beautiful things about hacks is that we can be changed by anyone and at any period in our lives. deborah was in her forties when ava was born. she’d lived a life longer than ava’s before ava even existed yet they both have had a profound effect upon each other. it’s never too late. you haven’t met all of the people who are going to change you yet.

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Morro's not a very good mentor

[lunian]

made a couple of posts about Astarion being hilarious gremlin but never made a collection of Gale's silly talks?? I should've fixed it

[hinamie]

playing around w slightly different hair renders