#lias inbox

[givingchrisheadrn]

your username made me giggle an INSANE amount ur so real

UGH STOP BITCH I LOVE YOU SM. 😔

(Thank you baby, I love your user too)

Guys I LOVE kiwi don't get me started

[iamred-iamyellow]

Are you going to write more wlw fics in the future 👀

definitely!! as a lesbian myself i feel like it’s an honor, duty, and privilege of mine to provide wlw fics for the community

i like to cross them over with f1 (but i may dip into a few other sports) so I can keep the f1 theme and i’ve been obsessed with paige bueckers so i could def write a fic about her and a female driver as for the f1 aspect or and perhaps some non-f1 related ones too 🤭

I already do write for wags (though my requests are closed) here’s who would be on the list for wlw fics:

paige bueckers, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, tate mcrae, billie eilish, doriane pin, abbi pulling, nicole havrda, courtney crone, lia block, susie wolff, alexandra saint mleux, lily zneimer, lily muni he, rebecca donaldson, kika gomes

[fromdove]

heh.... heard u js finished the naturals series bb 😋😋 so......... thoughts ....

little yap sesh <3

okay okay. so i would’ve finished the series ages ago but i fell into a teensy slump during the first book because... listen. the Naturals had me in a chokehold and i got so jealous for no reason?? like michael i want you biblically. carnally. spiritually. emotionally. why are you flirting with her and not me!!!

anyway after i stopped being dramatic and stopped pacing around the house muttering “he’s mine actually,” i came back and devoured the rest of the series and it was... beautiful. just. i fell so in love with all the characters and the world and the mess. the writing was so good it made me feel deranged, and yes, the plot points confused me sometimes but i just smiled and nodded like "yes queen, i understand perfectly" (i did not).

also now i can finallyyy write fanfics about the series!! do ppl even read Naturals fic on on tumblr dot com???? is it just me & u out here in the fandom dust, whispering into the void?? who knows.

Number One: My Baby Momma, Lia.

first of all: i would let her ruin me and then write a poem about it. like YES queen manipulate me!! gaslight me with affection!! steal my wallet while we cuddle!!! i love her so much it actually makes me malfunction. HOWEVER… sometimes she does things and i’m like girl why are you being like That. but also… be like that to me specifically... and also also i remember she’s just emotionally constipated and mysterious and has cheekbones that could slice my soul in half and i forgive her. i wanna make her soup and brush her hair and be the person she finally lets her guard down for. she deserves love. she deserves me baking her little cupcakes and leaving her notes in her jacket pockets. ill clean for her. read to her until she falls asleep. i’ll kiss her forehead and lips and never ask too much questions. i will love her with devotion only found in tragic poetry.

Sloane my beloved: my sweet analytics angel. my crunchy numbers cupcake. she owns my heart. she is the only exception to my “no one is allowed to be smarter than me” rule. MY BABY. my babiest baby. she can do no wrong. i want to listen to her ramble about the statistics of shark attacks while we fall asleep in a blanket fort. i want to build her a cozy reading nook and label it with a pie chart of our love. i want to build her ikea furniture and listen to her calculate probability while i hand her screws.

but ok. when she says “according to my calculations” i do flinch a little. it’s giving “quirky disney side character” sometimes. but that’s not her fault!! i blame the mouse. i blame sitcoms. i love her deeply, math cringe and all. also her dad sucks and aaron deserved better. my poor girl.

Michael Townsend, my actual husband: he’s insufferable. he's flirtatious. he's confusing. he’s mine. i want to be the one he calls when the world gets loud. i want to drag him out of his self-loathing and into my arms. i want to kiss his stupid sarcastic mouth and then make fun of him for the way he eats pasta. i will scream at him and then kiss him immediately after. he’s ridiculous. he’s perfect. i love him so much. i want to take him on quiet lil dates and hold his hand and tell him dumb jokes. also he’s hilarious. agent starmans deserves a medal just for dealing with his antics. the mooning dare?? i blacked out. i had to close my laptop for a second. also. thatcher townsend? prison. he can choke. actually.

Cassie (miss main character): can i be honest? i was so jealous of her in the beginning. like i wanna be in ur place aaah. but then i kept reading and fell in love with her. she became my girl. like actually my girl. my soldier. my heartbreak. the things she’s been through? the layers?? THE TRAUMA???? my heart is a little bandaged-up plushie when it comes to her. if she and her mum had just waited five more seconds i might have known peace. she’s been through so much. she’s strong and soft and sad and brave and i just want to wrap her in a weighted blanket and tell her everything’s gonna be okay. her baby sister? pain. her mom? i cried. i think her mother had D.I.D.? maybe. either way, ouch. i have such a huge soft spot for her. let me make you some cupcakes. cookies. brownies. let me fucking cuddle the shit outta u baby come hereee

Dean: ugh. my soft boy. dean is so tired and so lovely. so emotionally mature in a way. his blond hair and his big brown eyes? i know they’re warm. don’t tell me he has his father’s eyes because his are way gentler. canon. i wanna be there when he’s hurting. i wanna clean up his knuckles and kiss him on the forehead and tell him he’s safe now. i will give him 400 children. he deserves everything gentle. everything warm. i would knit this man a sweater. i would bake him cinnamon rolls. i would write his name in the fogged-up bathroom mirror just because i miss him while i’m showering. like. i’m not normal about him. sometimes he says something all low and gravelly and i’m like. okay. ruin me then??? he’s quiet (love a man who shuts the fuck up sometimes lmao) but when he does speak it matters. i bet he still gets all shy when you kiss his cheek eheheheheh help me wtf

also, daniel redding? rot. in that fucking cell you piece of actual shit.

Celine Delacroix (celine dion): so at first i was like “ma’am why did you fake your disappearance???” but then she started showing up all sparkly and i was like yk what?? diva behavior. slay. theatrical. ART. iconic. show stopping. peak. god forbid women have hobbies like?? i support women’s wrongs. i’ve decided to respect it. also if she makes sloane happy, she’s perfect in my book. i love her so much like get me pregnant pls.

Agent Briggs: why do i have a crush on him. he’s meant to be a dad figure and yet my brain said “daddy??” i am deeply mentally ill. and deeply in love. why do i have a crush on him. he’s a father figure. and yet. the daddy issues jumped OUT. i don’t wanna talk about it.

Agent Sterling: same situation. she’s meant to be mom-coded. nurturing. guiding. and yet. i find myself staring. and spiraling. and then immediately feeling guilty. i love her. but also… mommi? she’s supposed to be maternal. and yet. and yet. something in me short circuits. like why do i want her to scold me softly and then give me tea. i need help. i feel disgusting

Judd: sir. asking if cassie’s grandma is single at her mom’s funeral is wild behavior. it had me sobbing and laughing. like bro. read the room. but also... i adore him. he’s so ride-or-die and protective and warm. very grandpa-coded. i wanna knit him a hat. and a scarf. and an ugly christmas sweater. he's grumpy and loyal and would 100% kill for the kids. 12/10 would trust him to fight a man for me at a grocery store.

what i'm reading rn: not that anybody gaf • the brothers hawthorne • caraval series (then ouabh. reading the stephanie gerber universe) • the raven boys (book 1 rn) • boys of tommen (book 1 rn but almost finished) • shatter me (giving it another chance. was cornball the first time but i have hope) • hollow boys • rereading the cruel prince universe bc jude and cardan and my babies i would fucking die for them. • shadow and bone (gonna dive into the whole grishaverse)

anyway. sorry for the long yap. i just love my little murder mystery babies so much.

pls talk to me about them. always. forever.

[cheers2hani]

lia lia what’s going on with cheolie ☹️☹️ he’s literally so perfect there are absolutely no flaws on that man </3 how are people (fans even) saying otherwise !!!

UGHHHH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ILL GO ON A WHOLE RANT.

BITCHASS KNETZ WERE COMPLAINING BC HIS STOMACH WAS A LITTLE BIG (HEALTHY BIG BTW) AND THEN HE SAID HE WAS STARTING A DIET. BC OF THEM COMPLAINING AND BODYSHAMING HIS EXTREMELY FIT AND HEALTHY BODY SHAPE.

THE ONE TIME HE’S IN A STATE WHERE YOU CAN TELL HE’S TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF WELL, PEOPLE FIND SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

personally i find him with this well loved, fit and healthy body very attractive. it’s my favorite look on him.

^^ proof so yk im not playin around

it’s genuinely so unfair because i am very similar to him in many ways, especially considering i also struggle with body image issues from time to time and all it takes is one comment to send you back so far from all the progress you made. i know how upset he must feel firsthand and that’s why this is such a passionate topic for me.

long story short, cheollie healthy and happy, cheollie have tummy, people don’t like, cheollie sad. but still pretty. and ill personally find and fuck up whoever says otherwise.

[sluttapes]

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@malsmind

[slxtarchive]

desperately need sam golbach enemies to lovers. him and colby are the popular guys, reader is bffs with tara maybe? and tara is in the friend group. everyone loves reader except sam, but he's super protective over her (though he tries to be subtle about it) and it's infuriating to reader. tara tells reader how she sees so much tension btwn the two and reader is like lmfao yeah right but then the next time reader and sam argue they're like why, are you in love with me or something idk and sam is like stfu and then yeah chaos/love ensues (if this is too much you do NOT have to do all of this or anything at all, it's just kinda a guide/suggestion for you) (also maybe smut at the end)

- 🧚🏼‍♀️

OH I AM ON THISSSS OMG YOU ATE SO BAD THANK YOU SM

[huckleberrykai]

loser weeb bin losing his absolute MIND when his girl dresses up like mai from rascal does not dream… something about soob with a cosplayer gf sits so right with me

REAL !!!!

sooby and his cosplayer gf are just so real

he probably makes a list of all of his childhood cartoon crushes or just characters he finds hot and gives them to you to cosplay LOL

he's the kinda guy to help you find outfits and pieces for your costumes and learns how to do makeup and hair so he can help you!! he helps you film videos and take photos if you like to share them online, but then comes his favourite part~ ripping it all of of you or pushing your skirts up so he can fulfil all of his character fantasies with his really hot gf who he's obsessed with.

the bunny outfit would probably take him tf out though, especially if you surprise him with it. imagine he comes home from a long day of practice just to see the love of his life sat on the edge of the bed, legs crossed elegantly and in the worlds hottest bunny girl costume. he nearly busts on the spot - he just starts giggling and GRABS you, throwing you towards the headboard - landing on the pillows so prettily and just goes to town. let's just say you weren't able to wear that costume again after that ~ the tights were ripped, the bottom half of the bodysuit was ripped, ears crumpled - and white ropes of cum stuck to the fabric >.<

[hyukalyptus]

dilf dad bod kai w body hair god 🙏 happy trail and thick pubes and a big fat cock 🙏 god i think about older dilf/sugar daddy kai too often

cw. sugardaddy!kai, pubes, undressing, nothing too smutty.

okokok lia are you TRYING to kill me ??? ugh thinkin about his thick pubes >< he's so hot fr

and YES sugar daddy kai is the TEA! i posted that sugar daddy kai thoughts thing awhile ago so i won't get too into it but

slowly taking off his suit after a long day at work <3 sitting him down in a chair while u give him a lil dance :3 trailing ur fingers down his tie <3 unbuttoning each button one at a time. spreading ur hands over his undershirt-covered chest. tugging it out from being tucked into his trousers, and lifting it over his head.

AAAHHH!!

[icedlemonlatte]

also did you see that there's a new obey me app coming?

liaaa ♡♡♡ yes and im being a hater about it lmaooo

like im excited at the thought of possibly falling in love all over again with my faves and growing a deeper connection but will they actually deliver on it? the way they messed up NB really left such a negative taste in my mouth and to see them try to push a kickstarter to support this new game sent me over the edge 💀 likeeeeee

theyre not getting a cent from me anymore in the apps. physical merch i dont mind but virtually its just a no from me rn.

how do you feel about it??

[hoonvrs]

Babe pls I need your help spreading this information!!!

Im from venezuela, where we’re living under a dictatorship. yesterday the regime stole the elections (again) and today they proclaimed the dictator as the president, when actually the president has to take the power in january of 2025. since this morning we’re protesting against them, we haven’t stopped and right now they’re killing the people, 11 people killed by them and their people between yesterday and today, children included.

They are kidnapping and arresting people, including children, minors. Pls help me to spread awareness and to bring more light to my country🙏🏻

Here’s a thread about what’s happening:

https://x.com/postmortemria/status/1816604874559078479?s=46

omg i can’t believe i’ve not seen anything about this online or on the news

tagging to boost @jungkit @treasxreblue @tyunni @okwonyo @atrirose @bywons @boyfhees

[jjslaybank]

beefy!jj has me salivating

frrr like i need him BAD

[fromdove]

doveeeeeeeeeee i know ur a naturals fan and finished the series but have u read twelve yet (the novella) ??? if u have what did u think

AH DONT REMIND ME THAT I FINISHED THE SERIES ☹️☹️☹️ currently rereading it because im that in love with it. yes. and to answer your question, no i havent! i read like maybe 20 pages of the novella and just stopped. like i couldnt. this series will not end. no.

i will get to it for sure (after i finish rereading the series...promise..)

[cheers2hani]

i missed you more than everyone here did you miss me too? how much? what’s your mother’s maiden name?

okay i missed you too but now you gmfu and i think i should’ve stayed on hiatus longer.. maybe i wouldve gotten more respect bc wtf is this.

ur gonna make me cry. ugly cry. and yk what? me and hani aren’t inviting you to our vow renewal. take THAT

[sluttapes]

omg the chratt tapes you write are so fucking hot and I don't even usually read chratt PLEASE tell me there's gonna be a continuation?

tysmm!! i dont usually read/write chratt either, i just wanted to try it out cause i got the idea, haha. if people want a continuation, ofc!!

[slxtarchive]

hear me out Sub!Sam fic where he has a VERY heavy mommy kink

Ilysm🫶🏼

I LOVE U MOREEEE !!!

BOOM SHAKALAKA it’s here <-

[imraespace]

heyy pookie 🐺 let me tell you about TODAY.. 😀.. it was interesting to say the least. In one class we had MY FAVORITE SUB EVERR who I'll call Mr S (cause idk how to spell his name even tho it's short 🥲) and he watches a bunch of anime so me and my friends automatically talk to him abt it. And we're all just in a huddle talking about jojo's & bleach and we just hear this LOUDDD music. Someone was playing the thick of it and other kids were making tiktoks 😔. ANYWAY this was a short rant abt a class today >:). HOPEFULLY YOUR DAY WAS AS SIGMA AS MINE

HAII LIAA

omg substitute teachers I forgot they're a thing LMAO

MR S SOUNDS COOL OMGHA THAT REMINDED ME OF MY OLD ENGLISH TEACHER SHE WATCHES ANIME AND WATCHES MHA too bad I got a new english teacher 😕😕

or nah..😟 LMAO yesterday when I was walking to the cafe and saw some kids dancing for a tiktok and they weren't going in time so my friend beside me starting giggling

IT WAS OKAYY I had no school today bc it's diwali so public holiday yippee! I had a boop over with one of my moot and then targeted her for my boop breaker badge! (oopsies ayra🤫🤫)

I think later or tomorrow I might build up this korumi lego thingy i got for Ny friend ANS SHE HASNT EVEN TOUCHED IT😒😒