#like shitty checkplease

[ibis-gt]

no wait i know what his name is. his name is boots. bootsie if you're tryin to be cute

[ohyoufool]

bitty & jack. who is the ‘fight’ and who is the ‘flight’?

debate.

[juusesarosrex]

the worst thing about those pictures people make of shitty with no mustache is the fact that it only looks weird because we’re used to him having a mustache. if it were canon he had no mustache through both entire books, he would look weird with one, and if i had to think about this, so do you, good morning mutuals

[batsbatsbatss]

just need this with bits, ollie and wicks pls

and this with bits and dex :'(((

ineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistooineedthistoo

[july-19th-club]

i just spent like ten minutes painstakingly eyeshadowing my lip so you can see the shit should i like post selfies. i think im gonna post selfies

[unloneliest]

bitty checkplease and byron shitty knight checkplease <3 for bingo <3

BESTIE us sending eachother bitty.... 🥰!

it feels like a lie to call someone besides eliot my blorboiest blorbo but shitty..... i'm a shittygirl at heart i love that GUY. (the fight id bc i could see us both having fun w it slfbkshfkdhdhsj). + cqn you tell i have strong emotions about him never having done anything wrong in his life. i have strong emotions about this.

bitty... i' surprised i don't have more squares for him i LOVE him. not checking off being the only one right abt him tho bc that's u ❣️

[superlargemouthbass]

so, my friend ( @ozzy-bozzy )who is new to checkplease read year 3 today and i made her take a quiz on it.

she got a 43%, these are the questions and in blue text will be her answers

1. what team does jack zimmerman play for

falconers or whatever

2. whos bittys favorite music artist

i like to say myself

3. where is bittys home town?

georgia idfk some homophobe south

4. what is taters name?

tot

5. What are all the new taddys names?

fuck bro i don’t remember

6. whats chowders favorite team?

Fuck idk dodgers

7. who wrote the samwell Bylaws

shitty

bonus points: it’s behind the boiler or whatever

8. WHAT IS RULE 13 THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE

the most important rule is number 13

in hindsight i remember like two rules. the fuck the airport team (that’s how i rmemeber them i don’t remember whatever the fuck shitty said) and the coin flip one

9. HOCKY SHIT!! What is significant about the locker room?

the locker room is idk u can be vulnerable or some shit holster naps in the lounge.

10. what are the 3 major fines?

OHHHHHH POOPY ON DA BUS, PETNAMES, AND HE FUCKED UP A PIE OR SOME SHIT idk i’m guessing rn

11. what is jacks nickname?

zimmeroni or sum fuk

12. Whos ransoms favorite hockey player?

me

13. what language is bitty taking?

france

14. what does bitty make jack for lunch?

sammich 🥜🍇

15. what injury did jack get during a game

clipped in the jaw lmao

16. what team does Kent Parson play for

uhhhh the Other One™️

17. how many games are in a hockey season

fuck if i know more then 10

18. what is lardos pencil case

a container to hold le instruments of writing

19. who won LVA or PVD?

uhhhh

20. What mames Jerrys famous?

me

21. what is JBrizzle

yes

22. where does jack throw shitty

front lawn

23. what is bittys moms name

Ur Mom™️

24. what is jacks middle name

laurent or something

25. what article of clothing does everyone roast jack about

trick ass sneakers

26. who is the first teammate (not on SMH) that jack came out to

mhmm! all i remember is him coming out to shitty

27. why was Adam mad at Justin?

bc he took his

28. what is the name of the student newspaper

“Hey look at me i can read”

29. why did Nursey and Dex have to share a room?

bc the coin got lodged in the floor and didn’t land on one side

30. who did Rans and Holster give their dibs to?

uhhhhhhhhhhhh yes 👍🏻

31. what is taters favorite jam?

the good one

32. where do R & H work?

papas pizzeria

33. what is bittys moms nickname for him

DICKY

bonus points! ⬇️

bittys full name

a)Bitty Twinkman Zimmerman

b)Bitty yes

[klimpaloon-loves-superwholock]

So the #checkplease stream tonight was absolutely wild and I just wanted to post about some of the highlights:

- yee haw country Bitty

- jack’s so into goon bitty

- the need for try guy content

- fry guy’s roommate tripping over a rock. in their house.

- lardo being censored by twitch for some reason but shitty’s okay

- take me to snurch (snail church)

- ngozi’s absolutely iconic music choices

- celine standard time

- tater is fry guy is holster is tater

- maybe the real tater ransom loved was just holster all along

- everyone singing along in the chat

- the Slow Zooms

- when round 9 came on at the end of the stream and everyone went feral

- "i'd like to thank snod and also snesus..."

- "tater is taller than holster but they're also the same height"

- tater just gently holding a piece of pie in his hand

- all the wlw are thirsty for lardo and george

- snack zimmermann

- beyonthe

- ngozi laughing at how stupid the chat is

- sneline dion

- everyone guessing correctly that lardo photoshopped bitty’s pic

- everyone getting really emotional when halo came on

- everyone was sharing 1 braincell and ngozi had it about 45% of the time

- the sharkboy and lavagirl au

- (chowder is sharkboy, dex is lavagirl, bitty's max, nursey's electricidad, and jack’s the ice princess, btw)

- (the dream journal is either the vlog or the tweets)

- nursey can be george lopez. as a treat

- all the aus actually

- everyone roasting ngozi for still using tidal instead of spotify

- the other frogs chirping dex for not being able to spell

- dex’s ears are so big because they’re full of secrets. he hears everything that happens in the haus

- ngozi: i’m not gonna draw a big holster

- ngozi: immediately draws a big holster

- “eric bittle’s boyfriend”

and of course...

- IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOWWWWW

[awesomesauce-pearl]

Shitty rant needed

Can someone please write me a Check Please one shot, drabble, short fic, anything, with Shitty (or anyone else on the team) being upset about the Archie reboot, Riverdale, and their ace erasure? Cuz its pissing me off, and I'd kill for a fic.

[lunarlapinou]

I posted 501 times in 2021

95 posts created (19%)

406 posts reblogged (81%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 4.3 posts.

I added 379 tags in 2021

#omgcp - 116 posts

#omgcheckplease - 66 posts

#check please - 63 posts

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#check please! - 36 posts

#jack zimmermann - 12 posts

#zimbits - 11 posts

#my beloved - 7 posts

#eric bittle - 7 posts

#funny - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#there was one time i practically had a panic attack because my girlfriend was describing a fic to me wherein jack and bitty got divorced

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Literally everyone always talks about how the members of SMH would deal with TikTok, and how much they wish that it could have existed over the course of the book. But are we forgetting that they literally had VINE?????? THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF TIKTOK????????

You cannot tell me that they didn't make random vines including various different members of SMH. AND you cannot tell me that they didn't walk around QUOTING said vines.

Y'all are missing out on a golden opportunity

100 notes • Posted 2021-11-06 04:35:04 GMT

#4

I'm currently stuck between the omgcp fans that are like, "Just watch some real life hockey bro, it's fun! It doesn't matter that it was because of the comics. You'll like it I promise :)" and the omgcp fans that are like, "Do not watch real life hockey. You will be disappointed with the lack of gays. It will not be fun. Just re-read the series again."

103 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 05:29:47 GMT

#3

Everyone talks about how Jack is one of the only people in the Check Please universe with pupils. But I have yet to see someone entertain the idea that Bitty's eyes are ONLY pupils, no iris.

126 notes • Posted 2021-10-06 02:58:34 GMT

#2

IT'S TIME FOR A DUMP OF MY OLD MEMES AGAIN

131 notes • Posted 2021-10-28 04:23:58 GMT

#1

Check Please! is one of the only fandoms that I've been in where I can see some random post about about some crackheaded ship and go, "You know what? I can see that."

Like I just saw a post that proposed the idea Jack x Bitty x Chowder, and I was like, "Ok actually that would be really cute"

And the fandom is SUPER okay with throuples and poly relationships being thrown in the mix, even if it's just platonic!! Like Jack, Bitty, Lardo and Shitty being in separate romantic relationships but also being in a collective platonic relationship???? GOLDEN.

So thank Check Please fandom for literally creating every ship possible, and thank you Ngozi for making every character seem like they would date each other.

189 notes • Posted 2021-10-24 23:16:43 GMT

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