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major-alenko · 5 months ago

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Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Bring Down the Sky

I know you’re scared. But I’m here to help.

#mass effect #commander shepard #female shepard #femshep #oc: tara shepard #simon atwell #vgedit #gamingedit #masseffectedit #meedit #meleedit #my gifs #shepards reaction is so funny. shes completely unbothered.#like. ‘hey 😠’#here’s hoping this shows up in the tags this time 🙃🙃🙃

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cerealmonster15 · 1 month ago

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always on that damn phone smh

#leocay #he looks like hes got somethin 2 say but caycay is NOT present lol #shoving all my cater rarepairs at u in rapid succession the other day was cater/riddle 2day is leona/cater tomorrow THE WORLD #cerealscribbles #twst #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland #snnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #it's so funny to me when one characters just sitting like :)#and then another walks up and is just like. Standing There 🧍 so uncomfortably close to them jsdkljfksdl #sorry to the beastmen every time i draw them their tails WILL be wagging forever and ever bc #i think it's fun. teehee.#ok w/e i need to . snsnsnsnsnnnnzzz it is getting late....................#sometimes i think abt when ppl post something and theyre like sorry it's just a messy sketch but-#brother all i EVER post is messy sketches. i dont wanna feel the secondhand need 2 apologize about it too chill 🙏#ok uhh that is all good by e :}#i realize i think i actually really goofed the height ratios here LOL dont think aobut it it's fine i'ts almost midnight idc good NIGHT #leona stepping up onto the couch: HEY 😠#cater slowly sliding further down and off the couch: heyyyy #JFKLDSJKLFH whoopsie~ this was after i'd already adjusted it too HAHAHHFDKLSJFL o well

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fisheito · 4 months ago

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The Yaku🔴sub⚫️dom⚪️neutral ratio check, SSR event units from left to right:

🔴⚫️🔴⚪️ ⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️ ⚪️⚫️🔴⚫️ ⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️

+⚪️⚪️OG SSR +🔴Story H +⚪️OG SR +⚪️SR Incognito Cafe

= 6🔴/9⚫️/6⚪️÷21

=29%🔴/42%⚫️/29%⚪️

Justifications for each room under the cut 🤨

Disclaimer: do i have an actual system for classifying what is subby vs. dommy? nope! i vaguely describe dom as "controls the pace/leads the actions" and that's it ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Cocoa Liqueur:

🔴 R2: eiden grabs yakumo by the dick/forces him to take a break ⚫️ R5: baby's first kabedon. yaku goes jealous 2000s seme mode

Ocean Breeze:

🔴 R2: woe, eiden's oral skills be upon ye (try not to squeak too loud) ⚪️ R5: yaku going "pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease" and eiden answering "sure"

Crimson Phantom:

⚫️ R2: lost in the bloodsauce, immediate regret ⚫️ R5: better grip on the bloodsauce, Count Domkumo fully awakened

Dark Nova:

🔴 R2: "don't think. just follow my instructions" ⚫️ R5: yaku lacks lucidity and is hopped up on snake senses. less self-control leads eiden to go on the defensive

Shadow Lineage:

⚪️ R2: veers into dom bc yakumo's pinning eiden/eiden has no leverage, but net neutral bc yakumo still acts on orders ⚫️ R5: yakumo puts on a show for his annual outdoor sex evaluation, and eiden submits fully to snake bondage

Fateful Aegis:

🔴 R2: NAKED APRON YAKUMO ON HIS KNEES ⚫️ R5: yaku caught too many emotions again and drills eiden into the floor

Abyssal Pearl:

⚫️ R2: starts with power of Eiden Suggestion, but ultimately ends up in dom territory due to phenomenon of Domkumo Voice. ⚫️ R5: yaku shows eiden how much he wants him (it's a lot)

Sword of Determination:

🔴 R2: behave like a good student and you'll get a salty reward ⚫️ R5: plumbing be damned, you're getting splooged in the shower

OG SSR

⚪️ R2: they compromise on their horny goals because they have to get up early tomorrow for character development ⚪️ R5: eiden provides live feedback so yakumo will continue railing him against the wall, also stop apologising

🔴 Story H: yakumo learns what (human) sex is

⚪️ OG SR R5: respectfully, let's fuck *pushes eiden onto the bed* (mostly eiden indulging a pent up yaku)

⚪️ SR Incognito Cafe: eiden holds the reins in the first half, yakumo gains control in the second. a truly riveting game of push and pull.

#my stamp card is in shambles #the actual numbers are all off #off of what? off of my ideal ratio that's what #it's not 1 to 6. it's not even 1 to 1!!!!!!#i wonder if the other tops have similar subby ratios. i doubt. but i hope. and wish. and dreaM #hey blade??? blade bby i'm sure you out of all of them can pull it off? right? RIGHT?????#and on the reversies i wonder which bottom goes domsies the most #i mean. it's probably rei. but we like everyone getting a varied diet #scribbling a note for the questions and complaints box #'please... may i have..... more submission. thank u very much'#the R2s are doing a lot of heaby lifting for me #heavy lifting of whwat?#well that's for me to know and u to find out #ya know how the app often bugs out and instead of saving a draft it PUBLISHES THE ENTIRE POST #yeah not a fan of that #anyway. that means you get this post published earlier than i intended 😞😕#dastard!! botched app!!! not letting me keep my secrets until I'm ready to divulge!!#going back onto desktop and arranging all my sentences because mobile formats it weird... 😠

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mrmeepsmadmind · 6 months ago

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' BUT PRAAAAM >:[ !!! '

armada ironhide & amurica ironhide LOL. they would kill each other on sight

my weird bird wife with the platypus tail i had to erase an arm for to show it bcs im in love with it

#jodphurs vs SPARTAAAAAAAA 🗣‼️‼️‼️#i like to think most of the autobots tried to shift themselves into looking like theyre wearing armor & helmets to not scare off humans #some just do it /stay in that style bcs theyve fallen in love with it #ironhide forces u to watch 300 with him while telling u facts u didnt gaf abt #' there were 300 spartans but they actually had allies who fought alongside them but still like it's cool bcs-'#optimus the only one listening bcs he loves history & loves learning human history #bee and cliffjumper listen too but cliff is his son who wants to be him one day and bee is his step son #at 1st i was like ' there is no way this megatron simp is ironhide bro . thats demolisher. JUST demolisher'#there is no way ironhide would let himself become megatrons discord kitten who meg only likes when #it's convenient for him to #& then i remembered g1 optimus and ironhide ready to fuck while wheeljack is like crippling with death right next to them #evil ironhide who is just way more pathetic and sopping and stupid i love u demolisher #some of these were drawn for an askblog so if u happen to see these doodles again nuh uh #g1 ironhide : you are an insult to the ironhide name. you will never be considered anywhere near me let alone Be me #g1 ironhide: serving Megatron.... UGH ! im DISGUSTED !!#armadahide: HEY 😾!! megatron is NOT disgusting!!!! HE IS DASHING & SUAVE! TAKE THAT BACK!! (misunderstood the insult)#(<- stupid )#g1 ironhide :#g1 ironhide : oh my primus.#ironhide: not Only am i a Megatron Supporter... but iM HiS bOtToM tOO????????!?!?!?? 😠😡🤬⁉️⁉️⁉️#transformers #transformers generation one #transformers g1 #ironhide #transformers armada #tf armada #demolisher #demolisher x megatron forever ..... pls ... im so hungry..#pls note ironhide still has his g1 gorgeous beautiful voice. he just likes to larp (??)#maccadam

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raointean · 2 months ago

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It needs to be illegal to change the everything on people's phones and not have the option to change the display back

#my android just updated #and my brain is melting #WHY DO YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE FONT ON THE TIME!?#AND HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME THAT THE CONTROLS ARE NEXT TO MY NOTIFICATIONS AND NOT ABOVE THEM LIKE THEY WERE FIVE MINUTES AGO!?#at least a user manual #or a “hey. here's what we're going to change and when”#not “update your phone now 😠 also it will be nothing like it was yesterday”#“you'll have to learn how to use it all over again”#“have fun 😇”#i'm going to kill everything #they changed the skin on all the basic apps like camera and calculator #and they took away the battery icon #and my time is in bold now #i don't like bold font #and the weather won't blend with the rest of the screen now #personal

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worstloki · 7 months ago

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The comedy of brodinsons dragging random cultural biases with them from Asgard is so fun. They should be sexist to people's faces and roll their eyes when anyone says anything about it

#i just KNOW loki would read natasha's presence on the team for filth #not *just* because she's a woman but also because what is she even doing there #they are in physical combat the most she can do is distract him while he breaks a few bones #at least barton is a ranged attacker like that #Gun Girl okay but on a bulletproof alien? really?#what is she going to do to him because the femme fatale action obviously isnt going to work #at least the others are decked out with attack skills and high tech #loki: you are literally going to get killed doing this #nat: im doing fine #loki whacks her into a building like no seriously i will squash you like a bug use your strategy skills rn #thor: i told them we dont need her on the team but it is an earth thing apparently #loki: oh noooo they couldnt have 6 guys share a building ahhhhhh they needed to balance it out -_-#thor: she doesnt even prepare beverages when asked. even though her work is only partially as a physical warrior!!#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor #thor: HEY!!!! 😡😠😡💢💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡#loki: eh #thor absolutely convinced everyone has to get highly drunk after victory he is basically forcing everyone to drink #bruce: i cant #thor: -_- you shall celebrate!!#thor: i need a floor of this tower to keep as a feast hall

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tonguetyd · 3 months ago

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Okay so turns out watching a bunch of Emergence reactions will lead to YouTube suggesting a ripped and reposted video of a very not masked baby ves which is. Unkind.

#like #hello.#initial looking at the thumbnail: who is this literal child #sees the title and that the user who uploaded was something about vessel: oh. OH. OH HEY. HEY THATS. HMMM. 😠#mean #I won’t put in main tag #bc I don’t feel like once again hashing out the argument #but.#for blacklist #schweep schwopen

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kaiayame · 6 months ago

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#people at work got mad at me because I said I liked wicked but don't think itll get any awards 😒#they called me a snob !!!#like. hey.... I literally bought the film! I've watched it multiple times!! i like it!#but it felt like a Dune. a Barbie. an Avengers Endgame. big fun spectacle movie! but the academy giving it best picture? come on.#maybe I am a snob 😞#but listen I used to do oscar brackets every year and I'd kill at them!! some things just dont get awards #but now I'm sitting at home mad that I've been falsely labeled as a wicked hater 😠#no one at work gets me. they don't GET meee

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lmxpsuedonym · 2 months ago

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The difference between synapses and synapsis is small but mighty. Much like my dick.

#synapsis is a stage in meiosis where homologous chromosomes connect #synapses are the gaps between nerve cells where impulses travel across #THEYRE DIFFERENT #god 😒#istg don’t pmo me off #this may or may not be targeted to one of my friends who will never see this #I don’t wanna seem like a nerd but grr 😠#biology #science #stem #bio class is kicking my ass #hey that rhymed #Dr Seuss who?#grah 😾

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elisedonut · 2 years ago

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i think my least favorite i dont want to say like trope

but like concept? i guess?

Are fics where Percy gets like punished after the war typically by the ministry itself but sometimes by other non family characters

#percy weasley #i think im just too attached to the Percy was doing things hc #so it always just feels fucked up to me #like hey he's a hero doing his best how dare you continue to make his life hell 😠#like would HE feel like he should be yes for sure #do i think he should be in a help to “redeem” himself (when he doesn't need to be) no

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ishikawayukis · 2 years ago

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joshua having a dating "scandal" was not on my bingo book this year but i'm having a bit of a laugh about it

#like these people will stalk some girl's instagram until they find enough ''proof''#and then get mad about the fact that they might indeed be dating #my guys that is on you also ''wasting the money his fans gave him on his partner''#that is called having a job! imagine your boss telling you ''hey you can't spend your salary on your wife 😠😠''#bffr it's all so silly #my friend told me and i was like wait what and she was like where the hell have you been #very deep reading some dumb fanfiction all weekend #b.txt

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ghostsinthecellar · 4 months ago

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love a day that starts with me apologizing for being upset with something she did 👍

#charlie babbles #I made the last of a treat for breakfast. she wanted leftovers. made those while she kept the cats out of my food.#came back to her chewing. was upset but tried to be silly about it like. hey man that's not cool 😅 this is the last one!#and then got 😠 you do this to my food all the time you've definitely done this to me 😤#so I said I don't remember doing that. because I don't. but I'm sorry if I did. but next time at least say something. or ASK.#and it has now snowballed and I apologized again and she's sulking. so that's how today's gonna go.

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napoftustar · 6 months ago

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tomorrow is one of the 정신차려 월요일 !! let’s...go...! i guess...

#i just made the 정신차려 월요일 up btw i don’t know and i kinda don’t care if it sounds awkward or wrong it’s just a silly term i made up #i just know that 정신차려 means smth like “hey‚ focus!!! pull/get yourself together!! pay attention‚ wake up!!” and 월요일 is just monday #so combined 정신차려 월요일 just means “‘get yourself together’ monday” ˃˂ (for me!)#but feel free to correct/inform me anyway if you know korean and if that sounds awkward or so! :1 #i don’t know where did i learn this 정신차려 word but... probably in some drama and strongly in 낭만닥터 김사부 xD and i love it since then...#i don’t really have a general knowledge about the word like i didn’t hear it frequently so i don’t actually know how #korean people use it...... but i just love it with no particular reason hahshdnskslxmcnfahf but there’s one more word i love it since i #first learned it in dr. romantic is 집중 !!!!! again i don’t have much knowledge about the word BUT THE WAY KIM SABU SAYS 집중😠!! in surgeries #just..... you know....... so cool. and it means “attention‚ concentrate‚ focus!!!!” in general i think. but i did heard this word more than #정신차려. like i remember i heard tubatu using it too so i have a bit more understanding of 집중 compared to 정신차려 #so yes..! that’s the end of the korean lessons with tu...!!!! lol #안녕

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softshuji · 1 year ago

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Hm? Doesn't sound like he wants me too

*continues hitting Sanzu*

-Taiju

HEY!!!!??!

#hals character anons #hey don't beat up my bf 😠😠😠😠😠#or I'll beat u up 😠😠😠😠#(that is a joke I like living thank u) 🥺

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periru3 · 11 months ago

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Brennan: Hey, this is what it's like having your wife be cooler than you.

Izzy:

😠🤔🤭

#I love this and I love them #they delight me #dropout #dimension 20 #d20 nsbu #never stop blowing up #brennan lee mulligan #izzy roland

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cherspastries · 29 days ago

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PRETTY THINGS,

WITTY WORDS!

GET IN LINE!

Lando Norris x Reader

SUMMARY 𐙚 Lando’s been waiting for the right moment to make a move. When he finds out you’ve broken up with your toxic boyfriend, he seizes the perfect opportunity!

WARNINGS 𐙚 Mentions of a toxic relationship

A/N 𐙚 First SMAU ever… I had to break out my graphic design skills for this one 🫣

DIRECTORY | MASTERLIST | REQUESTS: OPEN

lando

🎵 MF DOOM • Coffin Nails

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lando Don’t miss out on this

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user1 He’s sooo fine

user2 who’s missing out on what?! 😩

abercrombie on the merch! Buy it now!! 😤

user3 We all dread the day someone claims a piece of him

user4 It’s gonna be me ♪

→ user5 no way

yourusername Nobody missing out on shit 💀

lando I’d roast you but my mom said not to burn trash

→ yourusername CORNBALL!

ー→ user6 can you guys stop flirting

ーー→ yourusername Alright fun’s ruined

user6 never bought a shirt so fast

lnfour 🔥 make sure to wear your sweatshirt when watching the race 👀

user7 A hit as always

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yourusername

🎵 Doja Cat • Ain’t Shit

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yourusername This is your sign to break up with your toxic boyfriend #freedom

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user1 YESS

user2 ATE

lando You have access to McLaren passes and yet you picked FERRARI? 😤

yourusername I look better in red

→ lando I thought we were friends

user3 Men ain’t shit

user4 GOODBYE BUM

user5 Thank God

scuderiaferrari Our new biggest fan

yourusername OFC 💋

charles_leclerc Lovely meeting you

yourusername omfg.

→ user6 GIRL you won

→ lando 🧐

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lando

🎵 Frank Ocean • Pink + White

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lando Merch drop 🔥

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user1 HE LOOKS… 😳

yourusername ok mog

lando 🤫🧏‍♂️

lnfour 🔥🔥🔥🔥

user2 is it hot in here? 🥵

yourusername No it’s just me

→ user3 Why are you always in his comments? It’s giving obsessed…

ー→ yourusername God forbid a girl have friends

user4 Y/N in their breakup era… Lando in his single era…

user5 Let’s not

→ user6 bffr they have so much chemistry, you’re just jealous

𐙚

Regardless of his forewarning, Lando’s sudden arrival at your house had taken you by surprise. He arrived with such haste, you had to giggle at the idea of the racer speeding across the city to get to you. The knock came roughly twenty minutes after your exchanged messages, and you knew without a shadow of a doubt that Lando was impatiently standing on the other side of that door.

You steadied your nerves before pulling the gold-plated handle down to open the grand wooden door. Lando’s eyes lit up upon the sight of you, and he quickly pulled you into his grasp. His muscular arms encircled your waist, tugging you taut to his chest as he spun you around in an elegant circle. With a rather loud smacking sound, he stole a kiss away from you.

“I’ve waited so long to do that,” He spoke with a cheesy, boyish grin. His curls framed his face, and his smile lit up his features perfectly. He was the definition of handsome. You giggled as you combed through his soft locks.

“Now you’ll never have to wait again.” You sealed your promise with yet another peck.

𐙚

lando

🎵 Billie Eilish • BIRDS OF A FEATHER

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lando This is your sign to date your best friend

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user1 I KNEW IT

user2 FINALLY

lnfour Favorite girl🔥

yourusername omg 😆🫣

lando Hey… Step back now

user3 AHHH CUTIES

oscarpiastri Congrats mate

friend1 Just know I was there first

lando Blah blah blah

→ friend1 🤨😤😠😡🤬

mclaren Time to ditch the Ferrari!

scuderiaferrari Hey wait a minute

yourusername I looove you 🤩

lando Thank God 🧡 Idk how I pulled you

→ yourusername By being a charming loser

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