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[risingsunresistance]

happy birthday king, i will never stop drawing you over random pigs i find 🐖

[zhelin-thames]

The Realms React To: Nap Time Is a Battlefront & The Batfam Are Officially Court Babysitters

(aka “The Baby King Must Nap or the Realms Will Riot”) — full-length cursed meme edition

Bruce: It’s just a nap. He’s two. How bad can this be?

Danny (floating upside down, glowing faintly): “I do not sleep. I transcend.”

Tim: I gave him warm milk and he turned it into a glowing energy orb and launched it into the void. The void thanked him.

Steph: I read him a bedtime story. He edited it mid-sentence and summoned a spectral goat as a side character. I… I liked it better his way.

Jason: I told him he couldn’t skip his nap and he straight-up turned intangible and floated through the ceiling. While maintaining perfect eye contact. I am haunted.

Barbara: He hacked the baby monitor to display a slideshow of memes he made using our security cam footage. They’re good.

Duke: He rearranged his plushies into the shape of an interdimensional sigil. I looked it up. It means “resistance.”

Cass: I blinked. He was asleep. I blinked again. He was standing on the ceiling muttering to the furniture.

Danny (wearing three onesies layered on top of each other and a Batman cowl): “Sleep is a mortal weakness. I am beyond.”

Damian: He told me, and I quote, “Nap is a trap laid by the forces of capitalism and bedtime oppression.” Then he threw a glow stick at my face and vanished into a pillow fort.

Dick: I tried cuddling him to sleep. He accepted, purred like a cat, and then somehow cursed my shoelaces to untie every 10 minutes. He's still snuggling me. I’m afraid to move.

Bruce: He needs rest. It’s vital for his ghost core.

Danny (materializing on the chandelier): “My ghost core feeds on rebellion.”

Steph: I gave him a juice pouch and he downed it like a shot and demanded “a tale of conquest before rest.”

Tim: I told him if he napped I’d let him press the Batplane’s big red button later. He’s snoring. He drooled. It’s adorable. I’ve never felt such raw power.

[Meanwhile, in the Realms...]

Ancient of Sleep: “He has not entered REM state. This is a crisis.”

Ancient of Chaos: “Send in the tiny batlings again. They amuse him.”

Realmia (the Realms personified): “I have sent dreams shaped like plush bats and glowing stars. He threw them back.”

Clockwork: “He is weaponizing sleep deprivation. He’s… innovating.”

[Back in Gotham…]

Danny (snuggled under twelve weighted blankets and glowing faintly): “I will nap if the snack tribute is worthy.”

Alfred (immediate, calm): “Warm cookies. Triple chocolate. Mini marshmallows. Served on a Batman plate.”

Danny: “The child king accepts.”

Everyone sighs in collective relief.

Two hours later…

Jason (whispering): “He’s asleep. Don’t. Move.”

Steph (whispering louder): “He’s drooling on Damian.”

Damian: “I am honored.”

Danny (murmuring in his sleep): “Snacks... nap... fear me…”

[THE REALMS SHIMMER. A DECREE ARRIVES VIA FLOATING, FLAMING SCROLL.]

Official Decree of the Realms:

“Henceforth, the Batfamily is recognized as the Court Babysitters of His Highness Phantom, Baby Sovereign of the Infinite Realms, Ruler of Stuffed Animal Kingdoms and Defier of Naps.”

Barbara (reading aloud): “Wait, we’re what?”

Bruce (holding the scroll): “This is legally binding in seventeen dimensions.”

Cass: “We need matching outfits.”

Steph: “I’m bedazzling mine.”

Tim: “Does this come with hazard pay?”

Jason: “I demand a title. Like General of Juice.”

Danny (waking up with glowing eyes and static hair): “I want pancakes shaped like bats.”

Everyone: “YES SIR!”

Duke (quietly): “We are being ruled by a glowing toddler in Batman pajamas.”

Alfred (smiling): “And he’s doing a marvelous job of it.”

Realms (whispering through the wind): “Long live the Baby King.”

[valleysofdolls]

istg i’ve never seen a valid reason used by someone explained why they hate sasuke.

90% of the time it’s basically them saying he didn’t react to trauma the way they wanted him to (or doing trauma olympics using naruto, gaara, kakashi, etc as examples of “thEIr TrAUmA DiDN’t TUrN thEm iNtO aSSHOLes”)

5% is again, using very valid trauma from a 7 year old witnessing the death of their entire clan by their brother and being forced to relive it for 3 days, as a way to say he’s “too edgy and emo”

and the other 5% is used by shippers (mainly SS), shaming him for not reciprocating feelings he never felt for the other character

[toony-nutcase]

LOG 5/5/2025: Definitely gonna update their refs later this year, as well as documenting my progress with the story so far

I wouldn't expect much posts due to my workload I have to focus as my priority (Indie cartoons, n such)

[swallowtail-ageha]

Oh you hate griffith? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we call the king of midland?

[yuukei-yikes]

dude i'm sorry for all the kanoshin posting but like the way shintaro immediately forgives kano for telling him as ayano how it was all his fault. what shintaro went through was so awful he lost all his friends and his Best friend committed suicide after apparently saying "it's YOUR fault for never noticing" like that shit does irreparable damage to ur well being bro. for all this time shintaro thought it was HIS FAULT that ayano killed herself

and when kano admits it was him who said that shintaro doesn't isolate it from everything else kano was going through at that moment, so he doesn't hold it against him and he forgives him so easily. and that bit is from shintaro's pov so when we switch back to kano and he's so guilty and sort of in disbelief shintaro doesn't hate him. sorry that entire part with kano's pov in the seventh novel reads SO extremely romantic towards shintaro it's crazy. maybe i'm just gay but "he used to smile at my sister in a different way than he'd smile for everyone else. now he's smiling at me just like that" girl. EXCUSE ME. i didnt even care about kanoshin when i first read the seventh novel btw and i was still like oh so kano's into him. got it.

like shintaro's the victim to probably the most cruel thing kano's ever done to someone and he FORGIVES HIM so for kano who hates himself it's like. something something he sees me at my worst and still has the nerve to be kind to me. something something.

and in between all that there's kido and mary like god shintaro ur so lameeee, and kano in his mind is like i think he's cool actually.... im not saying it out loud though. he's down so bad for him it's so funny because it switches from all those convoluted guilty feelings to kano sort of twiling his hair like omg he's so heroic. and it's kind of endearing

kano's crush on shintaro is infuriatingly well written it's crazy. and it's even crazier that it's by accident and then u read the stuff not written directly by jin like the anthologies and the manga and instead they go for the weird incest shit, it's so jarring lol. and i'm not saying jin intended for it to be romantic. in fact it seems to me at least like jin thinks haruka and shintaro are the gayest ones?? just from how he jokes around and stuff. but it's funny how he wrote all that for kano but NOOOO kano's like such a flirt with women he's totally a lady's man. what's REALLY gay is haruka and shintaro crying in front of each other. can u imagine, boys... crying and being vulnerable with each other... hahhh so gay!!! girl maybe but RIGHT before that u wrote haruka going on about how he realizes he's into takane romantically precisely because HE'S NOT into shintaro romantically. like it is very much a point he makes. sorry that was a side tangent. anyways.

[o-wise-corvid]

Yall gotta see this.

Lord Shaggy is a real one.

[retquits]

i'm also on bsky! 🦋

since i'm not longer active on twt, i post more wips/rough sketches over there, chat, and answer questions from my strawpage!

[cherrari]

Chirlie playing the "Dead Cat" card to get out of responding to why she's supporting a white driver instead of one of the POC on the grid, am I surprised?

Sorry about your cat but that doesn't change that bad things happen to bad people. I hope this makes you reflect.

i played the "dead cat" card as way of explanation to my beloved followers (of which i know you are not a part of) on why i would not be responding to messages for a while. and because i wanted to emphasize how fucked up this is

going around accusing people of being racist because they support a white athlete is just deranged. do you realise being racist is a serious thing with serious consequences and you are making serious implications about my character based solely on the fact the driver i chose to support is white. you don't know anything about me other than the fact i like charles and cars like can you let that sink in for a minute... you think my cat is dying as karma for liking charles. what the fuck is wrong with you i sincerely can't fathom what would lead you to this point not just to my inbox but as a human being

[horrorlesbion]

lolita, my love || interview with the vampire 02x07 "i could not prevent it"

bonus:

[peachiestdreams]

i'm alive !!!

[spockcock]

Actively disturbed by the fact Dan and Phil are t'hy'la (Vulcan word used to indicate people with a close bond; essentially translates to a combination friend, brother, and lover. Used most often to reference the characters Kirk and Spock as something like soulmates or spouses)

[pixiecaps]

cellbit resubbed to roier and sent a message in chat:)

[dottores]

well, i was going to wait to formally announce something when i got the time but i’m a bit irritated that the first thing i see when i log in is this ask

^ to answer your question anon, idk why you’re following if that’s what you feel 💀 respectfully, unfollow and never interact with me again. and this goes for everyone else who has left nasty asks in my inbox demanding me to update. my priority is law school and family, not to update fanfics that i don’t get paid for. this is something i do on the side for fun, it is not a job nor does it help me secure my future. spend less time demanding free work from people and spend more time working on your own future. it quite literally should never get to the point where you’re demanding strangers on the internet to provide you with fanfiction and insulting them when they have other things going on—seek help. that is weird.

but on a more serious note to everyone who has been respectful & kind about it—i don’t think i’m gonna be able to update anything until winter break, i apologize to everyone who has been waiting patiently, i promise i’m not abandoning heliotropes but it will not be updated for at least a month and a half. my workload has skyrocketed the past two weeks and my professors are warning us that it’s only uphill until after finals when we get our break. i need to be focusing on work, i barely even have the energy to answer messages from ppl right now.

^^ so if you are here for just my writing, this is the time to leave. i’ve been very vocal about this not being a writing blog. it is just my blog. if you only want writing, unfollow and find it in the tags.

i am going to be closing my inbox to prevent more asks like this because it’s rude and it’s not something i want to deal with. officially on semi-hiatus.

[mydollsaregay]

found the article, i think:

holy cannoli, I can see why it made that random woman shake her damn head and send an email 😂

it’s clearly a chill, off-the-cuff opinion piece, so im not gonna ding them too hard for just like. talking about their opinions. however.

the audacity to rank felicity highly for her stories being exciting because the take place around the time of a war, while simultaneously completely dismissing caroline out of hand is INSANE.

[transfaguette]

You still interact with it so here's a Friendly Reminder that genderqueerdykes is a transmisogynist, rapist and racist racefacker https://www.tumblr.com/pirogieses/759982721648001024/i-was-scared-to-talk-about-this-for-so-long

right so I already have that person blocked (and i literally couldnt even tell you who they are) and i tried to go to that link and THAT person has me blocked. so. idk. seems like I have already been removed from this situation and I'm sorry if this seems callous but. I don't care.