#literally only stayed up for the badges LMAO

[strawberrycamel]

we did it gang! special shout out to @cleanlenins and @kinglazrus for spamming the hell out of my boop notifs great hustle

[hijackalx]

BG3 CHARACTERS REACTING TO BEING CALLED DADDY/MOMMY +18

characters included: karlach, astarion, halsin, gale, gortash

KARLACH

LOVES being called mama/mommy. probably suggests that you call her that before you can even bring it up

kind of plays into the caregiver role but only to an extent. it definitely feels like a character she shifts into. plays it VERY good though

usually something she reserves just for sex. if she calls herself mommy otherwise it’s probably in a nonsexual, playful manner (unless she’s teasing, which will be VERY obvious)

on the other hand…. if you call her mommy outside of sex….. she will be acting accordingly (your hole is getting obliterated promptly)

really, REALLY sweet when she goes into mommy mode 😭 like i don’t think could be a hard dom mommy if she tried. the two just don’t mix for her. consists of lots of praise and kisses and cooing

ASTARION

i’m sure he’s heard it before, but it’s different coming from you. he’s definitely taken aback at first. has to think about how he feels about it LMAO

makes him feel old af 😹😹 but he’s lowkey a sucker for an age gap dynamic so he has mixed feelings

eventually accepts how hot it is. once he sees you falling apart beneath him whimpering “daddy, daddy, daddy—“ his soul is SNATCHED !!!!!!!

loves to refer to himself as daddy to see your reaction— SO obsessed with the effect it has on you. he thinks it’s so sweet. will also use it to get you to do what he wants (using his powers for evil fr)

honestly wouldn’t have thought to introduce it to your relationship but he’s literally a natural. he already has the patronizing soft dom thing down so it flows pretty easily 😹💗

GORTASH

THE DADDY OF ALL TIME. DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO HIM IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEGIN AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH “DADDY”

refers to himself as daddy CONSTANTLY. will also do it outside of sex. literally a cringe discord daddy dom. but like. sexy. (will call you kitten)

HARD and MEAN daddy dom. can occasionally be sweet with it during aftercare though— “daddy’s so proud of you”

hearing you call him daddy makes him sooo weak. you can honestly get him to do anything for you if you whine “daddy” in a needy enough tone 😈 bonus points if you call him daddy in public. 100% wants everyone to know that you call him that

also super into the sugar daddy thing. loves to shower you in gifts and money. definitely a prominent dynamic in your relationship

GALE

legit stops him in his tracks. he’s like a deer in headlights. has no idea how to react LMAO

never considered himself daddy material before. he’s excited that you do though (he’s pumping his fist in the air and whispering “yesss” 😹😹) it’s a huge compliment for him

kind of awkward using it during sex at the beginning, he just doesn’t want to sound weird or anything. but if you encourage him he gets more confident with it and it’s so, so good

has such a good personality for it in terms of attentiveness/caring for you. plays daddy extremely well but he’d never admit it (still doesn’t believe he’s daddy material 😹)

gets SO flustered if you call him daddy in front of other people. even though he thinks it’s super hot he’d prefer for it to stay your little secret— it’s kind of sexier that way anyway

HALSIN

the most normal about being called daddy. doesn’t think it’s some huge deal or anything— he’s heard it before and it doesn’t phase him

integrates it into your sex life really smoothly (and into your everyday life if you want that). doesn’t care at all if people overhear and lowkey can embarrass you with how much he will readily refer to himself as that in public 😹😹 if you wanted him to wear a badge that said “[name]’s daddy” he would LMAO

always coming up with ways to get you to say it during sex, usually offering some kind of reward for it if you catch my drift 😼

the best at the caregiver role. does it so casually and it seems very normal for him. has such a good, soothing tone of voice for it too

the only downside is that it almost feels like he’s not as into it as you are. i mean he is but he’s so lax about it because he’s just like “kink is normal who cares !!” but like damn a little enthusiasm PLEASE

[kennedyslvr]

so... i wanted to show off my rdr2 oc (because i love my silly little horsie game sm) !! her lore is under the cut (tw: rape, abuse, csa, just general dead dove things.)

and yes: she will eventually have a fic written on her. i'm working on it in between my re fics (but it won't be out until at least a year lmao, i still have my cod fics to post.)

BESSIE "BEE" MORGAN. (formerly calloway, formerly welles)

EARLY LIFE.

bessie welles was born to a train driver father and a homemaker mother in armadillo in the year 1876, raised in the town of armadillo, new austin until she was twelve years old. an infection hit her town hard, and she lost both parents to it.

after her father died, her mother put her on a train to rhodes, sending her to live with her uncle (on her father's side). her mother died shortly after that, and she only learned of her parents deaths once she arrived in rhodes.

two months after arriving in rhodes, bessie got her first period. it was then that her uncle suddenly revealed his extreme gambling debts, and to make amends, her uncle forced her into prostitution. bessie worked out of her uncle's house until she was sixteen, then she was sent to the saloon to continue working out of there.

MEETING ORSON CALLOWAY

when bessie was twenty years old, she met orson calloway, a sugar beet plantation owner. orson sweet-talked her, promising her a life of luxury and prosperity away from prostitution. bessie fell for his charms, and let him court her and take her back to his home.

that was perhaps the worst decision she had ever made—when she arrived back at the calloway home, she found out he not only had a wife, but bessie was to be used as a breeding mule.

orson's wife couldn't bear children, so orson had found a woman who shared her likeness (which was bessie) to impregnate instead. bessie was kept locked up within the calloway home, repeatedly raped by orson to get pregnant. any pregnancy bessie had, she never carried to term, and so orson beat her.

MEETING ARTHUR MORGAN.

bessie met arthur when she was twenty-three years old. by the time of meeting him, she had suffered several miscarriages.

bessie met arthur when she ran away from the calloway house, literally running into his arms. at the time, she believed arthur to be a deputy (he had his badge on) and so arthur went along with it, saving bessie from her husband and bringing her back to camp.

bessie found out arthur's true identity when she overheard arthur telling dutch about burning down the plantation for tavish gray. bessie trusted arthur despite being lied to, having fallen for him.

LIFE IN THE CAMP.

bessie quite enjoys life in the camp. she works mainly as a handmaid, doing the small menial tasks around camp—washing clothes, helping pearson with the meals, tending to the horses etc.

bessie has a few friends within camp. she enjoys spending time with the marstons—abigail and jack, mainly, but also john too. she also enjoys the company of mary-beth, tilly and lenny.

micah, however, is someone she has a dark history with. during a party at camp one night, whilst arthur is out killing orson after he found bessie in rhodes, micah corners bessie. he taunts her about her past, and ends up raping her in arthur's tent. arthur comes home just as micah finishes, and rightfully beats his ass before taking bessie and running.

FALLING FOR ARTHUR.

bessie and arthur become a couple very shortly after the micah situation. arthur takes bessie to rhodes, where she has a bath and arthur comforts her during a panic attack. rhodes is where the two of them first make love that night, spurred on mainly by bessie needing love.

arthur is very protective of bessie, and even gives her the nickname "bee". they get married shortly after he, dutch, javier, bill and micah return from guarma after the mess in saint denis, where bessie reveals she's pregnant.

bessie is there for arthur during his decline with tuberculosis, even though the couple can no longer be physical. arthur stays away for bessie and his unborn child's sake, and bessie becomes griefstricken and angry at the world, and the gang, for the decline of her husband's health.

EPILOGUE.

between 1900 and 1907, bessie was riding with the marston family. she gave birth to a daughter, annie. in 1907, when john brought charles back to beecher's hope, she found out that charles had been the one to bury arthur, and she and charles rode there together so that bessie could say a final goodbye.

following 1907, she and annie moved out to blackwater, where bessie got a job working in a restaurant as a waitress, later owning the restaurant. as annie grew older, she too would work in this restaurant, which is where she met a much older jack marston, who she had been raised alongside for a good few years.

bessie and annie make the pilgrimage to arthur's grave every year. one year, bessie met mary linton—arthur's lost love. the two women wish each other well.

bessie will eventually die peacefully of old age in 1959, at the age of 83 years old. jack marston would take his mother-in-law's body to decompose on his uncle arthur's gravesite.

[primus-why]

More on that Dropout Band AU

I can't find it right now but I once pitched an AU idea where TFA Optimus and his gang dropout/are kicked out of the Autobots and end up scraping their remaining credits together to form a traveling band to stay afloat, which ends up becoming really popular with Decepticons.

Well I just imagined a random little tidbit for that today: what if our starving artists literally ate their old Autobot insignias?

Hear me out! This comes from the idea that before they become a successful band they're low on essentials, like fuel. And perhaps they're too far from a planet to make a pit stop anytime soon... so, what's left to scrounge together for a quick snack or meal to get you through to the next space port? Why, literal scrap around the ship, that's what!

Imagine all they have left are some nickel shavings and a dream, as well as some scrap and their own insignias. Perhaps they had dropped out/defected suddenly, so they didn't get a chance to return the badge. Perhaps they were made to keep them, as a way for Ultra Magnus and the Autobot high command to keep an optic on them by tracking their location...

Extra funny if it's the latter, as after they crush and chew the insignias they obviously no longer work, so the Autobots who were tracking them assume they've all died some horrible deaths while stranded out in space lmao.

Anyways the insignias hold very little nutritional value but they'd be enough to fill their tanks with something until their next stop. Kinda like how folks strapped for a meal in famine will boil and eat uncured leather. Also it would be hilarious because it only adds to their street cred with the Decepticons... I'd imagine Bumblebee would be the one to spill the beans. He'd spin the tale so as to make it sound more like they were "sticking it to the man" and less like they were just starving lmao. Meanwhile the 'Cons are like "damn that's badass... they literally ate the symbol of the oppressors wow"

[grimxark]

I posted this and immediately died for several hours. But this will be somewhat of a rant.

You know how I don’t like autocracy. I just. Genuinely I do not enjoy autocracy at all. The concepts presented are never truly developed into their true potential and the dialogue is lackluster. It’s nothingburger. Hot Rod forces Orion and his team into the Acroplex, giving them signs of what was once a hopeful city filled with riches and has now fallen apart. Orion doesn’t believe him even when the proof is right in his face— and even then, when he finally believes him, he’s like well, okay, but I still have to arrest you for almost killing Prowl with that bomb. And the only reason Hot Rod goes for Orion is because he’s “different”. He saw him talk back against the senate and he thought wow, what a guy. But then he comes to him begging for help and not only does he not get anything, he’s still trying to defend and work for the very same system that put you in the position to have to beg. And he’s not even like, shy about it. He doesn’t offer to help these people who are literally dying slow, premature and painful deaths.

Now we ignore this. Yeah? We ignore this and move forward. Hot Rod blows up Nyon. Orion congratulates him for his act of bravery. He’s silent and he’s just like “yeah, okay I guess.” Then they get kidnapped by decepticon soldiers and he gets the same speech from Megatron, who tries to recruit him (again, after starscream failed to!) and he’s about to say yes when Starscream barges into the room with a tortured Bumblebee and Megatron nonchalantly orders to kill them all. Hot Rod, obviously, does not like this.

Then Orion and Megatron fight, Orion becomes gravely wounded, finds the matrix underneath the rubble in Nyon, wakes up Metroplex. Megatron and Optimus fight, and for some reason the entire scene+dialogue is written exactly like the g1 movie, which. It’s not only underwhelming, it has no place in the story yet. The g1 dialogue is impactful because it was megatrons and Optimus’ last stand. This was their first real fight. And then the whole Hot Rod getting involved… it’s just so messy.

Then they stop fighting or whatever, hot rod leaves to see the rubble of Nyon, Optimus comes to find him and this scene happens:

I have many issues with this one, lmao.

1. Hot rod would not call Optimus sir. Instead of seeing this dialogue as somber or a Bonding Moment, for the purposes of the AU, I want you to see Hot Rod’s half of the conversation as sarcastic and bitter. He just lost his home, watched the few survivors he’d managed to gather join the Decepticons and then get killed by the Autobots. 2. Optimus just got remade from the rubbles of his home— and yet he shows no regard for it. Would it not be cruel, and perhaps a little unwarranted, that he’d say he’d carry the matrix? He just saw how much destruction Optimus actually caused. Hot rod himself just caused so much destruction. If he is religious— which at this point I believe he is, growing up in a religious central and all— then his view of “the Matrix will save us all, the matrix protects us, the matrix heals us” has just been changed to “the Matrix will remain dormant until everything is destroyed and will choose the very same person who helped destroy it” and that is something that applies to both Hot Rod and Optimus. Probably wouldn’t feel very good.

Hot Rod joins the autobots, receives training. People don’t like him— he burned down a city. Bumblebee wasn’t very kind to him either. In the AU, he’d stay with the autobots for short of a few years before stealing a vessel and fucking off into the galaxy. But he’d leave before things got really bad. He’d probably leave before completing his training and receiving his badge. Once you think about it, Hot Rod isn’t entirely necessary within IDW’s timeline. We will ignore the Lost Light and the events within it entirely. Without hot rod, many important things don’t happen, so the war is a little prolonged, events are a little different. I will not care about that.

Neutral Hot Rod is a scavenger and a medic of sorts. Takes a few thousand years trying to fix nearly dead bots in the field to finally get the gist of actually saving a few. He is important to the plot in that he is very much a ghost— he follows the war, but he stays behind enough that once he arrives the battles have stopped and all that are left is the gravely wounded and the dead. Hot Rod finds those wounded, helps them. If they’re too wounded, though, he just kills them. Like a merciful angel. He won’t waste precious resources fixing someone who definitely could be fixed by a more skilled medic, but by him, would just use up all his materials. He sees it completely as mercy— nobody is coming back to help them.

He heals them, but often not entirely until they’ve reached a neutral planet where he has plenty of ways to escape. He helps both cons and bots. His ship is still the same ship he stole a few millennia back, and it’s old as shit. He calls it the Acroplex.

He also has a safe point: necroworld. He finds it by chance and befriends Censere. Censere, being a mortician, helps him somewhat. But he is a mortician, so a lot of what Hot Rod picks up is mostly from the occasional medic he does find in fields who are willing to teach.

I think, like Censere, Hot Rod would become a myth of sorts. He’s never around people for long enough that they can fully remember his face, and he wasn’t with the autobots for long enough for people to remember him. People will talk about being healed by an angel or something similar and they’ll get called crazy. But he is a comfort in the field— for people who were left behind. Do you see my vision

Hhhhh. Does anyone want to hear about my neutral idw hot rod au.

[blue-jisungs]

you get hurt ♡

a/n. the burn one … real life events inspired. although i didn’t put aloe vera i just googled it up for this drabble LMAO but like i got burnt month and a half? two months? ago and i still have a mark 😦 i thought it wouldn’t stay for so long wtf (i mean i still have it?? is it normal😭)

also it’s been ages since i wrote for my beloved tubatu i’m so sorry :(

┆彡 YEONJUN [ 연준 ]

due to your approaching performance at mama, you had to practice practice and practice

one day you forgot to wear longer pants and well, your knees felt like they were literally on fire - due to how much kneeling and sliding on the floor your part required

you literally looked like a zombie while wobbling to your boyfriend’s dorm after practice

and yeonjun is no fool. he’s been in situations like these and he can immediately recognise scraped knees

but he lets you sit down first and pamper you with kisses

after you two ate dinner, he gently rubs your thighs and lets out a deep sigh before standing up and going to get something

you watch him as he kneels down in front of you and slowly rolls up your sweatpants, just above the knee. you feel guilt sinking in your stomach but the look that yeonjun gives you is full of love.

“please tell me next time. or if you forget your knee protectors, i can drop them off. or give you mine” he hums and takes out something from the first aid kit he just brought “it might sting a bit”

it does sting. more than a bit. but the way your boyfriend gently, almost feather-lightly badges your knee is making you forget about the pain.

with a look in your eye and a boyish smile, he places a tender kiss on the top of the bandage he just put

“so it heals faster” yeonjun singsongs and softly rolls down the sweatpants’ material. your heart might explode any minute now.

in conclusion: you can’t fool him. on top of that, next time he’ll make sure to pack you an extra pair of sweatpants or knee protectors along with a sticky note with something absolutely adorable written on it <3

┆彡 SOOBIN [ 수빈 ]

for your excuse you just woke up.

and walking down the stairs, yknow, it’s hard

soobin was making trying to make breakfast downstairs when he suddenly heard a loud ass bang and series of falling-down-the-stairs alike sounds

he rushed to check up on you and when he saw you, awkwardly half-sitting half-laying in the floor his heart dropped

but he let out a scoff before he helped you out

and that was your trigger >:(

“are you laughing at me?” you asked, voice creaking as you looked up at soobin. your glossy eyes made his heart break and he felt extremely bad.

“i didn’t mean to, i’m so sorry! please don’t cry, darling” he pouted but you didn’t listen, the tears streaming down your cheeks because of the pain. soobin rushed to the kitchen to grab a first aid kit.

he kneeled down and put plasters on your scraped knees and elbows, his heart aching at the sound of your sobs.

“please don’t cry” he murmurs and you sniff. suddenly he hugs you tightly and only now you realise that soobin is crying too.

yeah well that turns into couples crying session :”)

soobin takes care of your for the next three days

and makes a mental note to never laugh at you again… even if he really didn’t mean it

┆彡 BEOMGYU [ 범규 ]

beomgyu was at home, preparing a surprise-romantic-dinner for you when he received a phone call from you

he got flabbergasted – you weren’t supposed to be home yet

“gyu don’t freak out” you started, voice calm.

“why would i freak out?” he chuckled, stirring your favourite dish in a pot

“because i tell you not to. you promise?”

“okay, i promise–“

“i may or may have not got into a car accident–”

“WHAT!”

beomgyu drops everything, turns off the stove and grabs the most necessary things as you try to explain everything to him

“IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS! well, kind of, i have to stay overnight…”

“I’M COMING!”

you were watching youtube on your phone when the doors swung open. you saw gyu standing the the doorway, huge teddy bear in his arms and bunch of bags.

“IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS? YOU GOT A BANDAID ON YOUR HEAD AND–” he started and you pointed at your arm, saying it along with him.

“and a broken arm…”

“–AND A BROKEN ARM?!”

“could you possibly stop yelling?” you laugh and take the opened bottle of banana milk “look what they got me though!”

beomgyu sighs and closes the door. he sits down next to you, tucking the teddy bear next to you. his worried expression makes your heart ache and you frown a bit.

“sorry” you mumble, looking down. beomgyu just cups your face and placed a tender kiss on your forehead.

“don’t be. although i was worried sick. also, i asked the nurses and i can stay overnight with you” gyu smiled sweetly.

he gets a pen and writes silly stuff on your cast

he’s so gentle when you sleep :( like, obv he’s clingy so he ticks himself (somehow) next to you on the hospital bed but he’s so cautious not to move your broken arm *sobs*

babies you until your arm heals and even after he’s attentive

oh and gives you a long ass lecture about getting into accidents (as if it was your fault😭)

┆彡 TAEHYUN [ 태현 ]

taehyun is smart and you should have listened to him when he said not to run on A SNOWY PATH

but pop off, you didn’t #girlboss because during the snow fight you had with him, you were out of your ammo 🙀

so you ran to grab some snow

and well, you ended up slipping and painfully landing on your ass

you were so taken aback by the sudden fall that you stared at taehyun in disbelief while he laughed his ass off

you pouted and formed a snowball, throwing it at him

“don’t laugh at me!” >:(

tae shook his head and walked up to you, reaching his hand out.

“sorry baby. are you okay?” he asked, voice as warm as a cup of tea and you shook your head.

“it hurts” you mumbled and took his hand nevertheless. your matching mittens made you smile a bit but you were brought back to earth as a stinging pain came through your bones.

“but you can stand. it means you didn’t break anything which is a good sign…” tae started, looking at you carefully. your legs were a bit wobbly. you pouted and he couldn’t help but scoff “i know what you’re planning”

“but it hurts! and it’s not my fault that gym is like, your second home now!” you whine and tug his sleeve “please?”

“fine. but im not taking any responsibility if i drop you” taehyun sends you a grin before kneeling so you can climb on his back.

yeah well it was close because the sidewalk was slippery but you safely made it home

after coming back he did a proper inspection as you warmed up with a warm cup of tea

later on he gave you a speech but it was interrupted due to your question who won the snow fight

(it was him but he lied to make you feel better lmao😭)

┆彡 HUENING KAI [ 휴닝카이 ]

you decided to surprise your boyfriend and bake him molang-shaped cookies

everything was going according to plan… until whilst taking out the cookies from the oven you actually put your wrist against the hot metal of the baking tray

you quickly put your wrist under the water and when it was stinging less, you continued on decorating the cookies

you put on a hoodie and hid the burn - you didn’t want kai to worry about it too much

but well… he came back home and obviously noticed the cookies, then smothered your face in kisses <3

you decided to eat them (after kai taking tons of pics) while watching a movie

you grabbed a cookie and moved your hand to your mouth, taking a bite. your sleeve shifted downwards due to your movement but you didn’t notice, too absorbed in the movie.

“what’s that?” you heard kai’s worried voice and you looked at him, confused. he sat up straightly, pausing the movie and gently took your wrist. oh.

“nothing, really” you said after you swallowed but his brows furrowed seriously.

“nothing? y/n, it’s a burn… wait… don’t tell me it happened because of those adorable cookies?” he gasped, trying to lighten up the mood but you could clearly see he’s worried.

“well, yeah…” you mumbled and kai just let out a deep sigh, standing up to get something “where are you going?”

“i heard aloe vera is good for that kind of burns!” he calls back and after he returns, you’re met with a gentle kiss on your cheek (and the cool of aloe vera on your skin).

he got so worried :(

please tell him next time <\\3

also watches if the wound heals properly and quickly!! kai will do a lot of research to help you as much as he can, even though you reassure him it’s not necessary

[ masterlist <3 ]

taglist. @geniejunn ,, @luvhyun3 ,, @starlostseungmin ,, @elviransworld ,, @jnks6r ,, @sieunsgf ,, @ethereallino ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @duolingofanaccount ,, @slytherinhobi ,, @jung0ne ,, @ka-ni-ma ,, @julaute

[your-average-multifandom-mess]

I just finished sex ed season 3 and I need to talk about EVERYTHING

the good, the bad, the im conflicted. 

SPOILERS!

This show can really make me like ANY ship huh

I literally hated Ruby and Otis and all of a sudden they’re so cute together? what? props to the writers and actors

ADAM APPEARING FROM THE FUKIN SKY ON HIS BIKE LMAO

pls not them all liking hope at the very start- I KNEW she was a bitch

I have to say I am extremely offended by the lack of Lily and Ola content, other then the argument at the end of the season they basically had NOTHING. 

Shit started to get real personal when Hope made adam, cal and lily wear those signs (I hated this part so much there may be a whole post abt it )

CAL IS AN INCREDIBLE CHARACTER. I WASN’T SURE ABOUT THEM IN THE TRAILER BUT NOW I LOVE THEM. 

cal and Jackson for season 4, but ONLY if he can properly accept that Cal isnt a girl

I’m so glad they finally acknowledged Ola’s mum

“Amy works through her trauma” Yeah she was having appointments with Jean but we only saw one? I feel like her recovery could be focused on more

the old toilet block is gone and it really feels like the end of an era ngl

“I look quite pretty” YES YOU DO MY DARLING 

Adam and eric in the first half of the season were incredible. Adam figuring out how to tell Eric what he wanted was beautiful, and being so open about it at school was just-

WHY. THE. FUCK. DID. ERIC. CHEAT. WITH. SOME. GUY. HE. HAD. MET. ONCE. THERE WAS LITERALLY NO CHEMISTRY THERE AND HE WAS FINE WITH ADAM. HE THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL ADAM THAT IT HAD MEANT SOMETHING?

adam’s poem took my heart out and ripped it into a thousand pieces

the fuck is going on with him and rahim if they start dating i may boycott the show

Aimee and steve breaking up made me so upset but i so get why they did

MAUREEN GROFF is such a superior character MORE MAUREEN GROFF SCENES

I really don’t know how i’m feeling about jean and Jakob I can’t tell if they truly love each other or not

the poo scene in episode 5 was the funniest and the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

Miss sans and Mr Hendrix are 2 of the best characters I said what I said

STEVE WAS WEARING A SIGN THAT SAID “I THINK I’M DEMISEXUAL” IN THE ASSEMBLY. YES, I HAD TO PAUSE AND HAVE A BIT OF A CRY.

When Hope told Ola to take of her pride badge because her values should be enough made me a new level of angry

Why the fuck did they basically just throw away the Viv and Jackson friendship? Tbh I’ve always wanted them to stay as friends, but at one point they were barely even interacting?

here it is the part you were all waiting for

MAEVE AND OTIS MAN

BOTH THE FIRST AND SECOND KISS WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S GOING AWAY. WE HAD THEM FOR SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME AND NOW WE'RE LOSING THEM AGAIN 

IF MOTIS ARE NOT PICKED UP ON AGAIN IN A NEW SEASON I WILL LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE alright i think that's all, pls feel free to cry with me in the comments

[boyfhee]

Honestly reading the latest chapter made me really happy I've been a ynwon stan from beginning til end lmao i dont want to be with riki in the ending ever but honestly don't mind having an 'alt ending' for him just to satisfy my curiosity lolol

My perspective will probably be very bias since we really only saw everything from YN's POV so we don't know how bad yn was on riki's pov other than the lack of communication also and the cheating part (but that's in the literal end of their relationship so i dont think that wouldve like make yn bad in the beginning of the relationship), but basing on YN's pov riki was BAD, he might've been very sweet pre-m*ya arc but as soon as m*ya arc started he was an asshole and a half, yn already said it but imagine watching your bf 'fall' inlove with someone else while in a relationship with you a doing all the things that is considered 'taboo' to do in your relationship with HER, heck, he found out who m*ya truly is when yn finally confronted her (and we all cheered that time ngl) but THEN he decides to do all the shit they literally said they wouldn't do again NOW with a full conscience of how shitty m*ya is.

Sorry for the rant but this is me just really not seeing a point of getting back tgt with riki again and claiming my ynwon supporter badge lmaooo rot in hell m*iya !! 🤮🤮

do you know how much i love reading your thoughts about my silly little smau bc they're so !!!!! good and make sense and so true !!!!! thank you sm for taking ur time to write this :(

also you're write about the pov thing, i think everyone's opinions are biased since whatever we saw was from yn's pov. and if i were to give riki's pov, which i did sort of mention in the recent chapter, it would be simple— yn debuted, she got busier, and miya entered the stage at the right time which gave him an opportunity to 'pass time' while yn wasn't here ( but we both know it wasn't just a pass time ) but the point is, he only ever loved yn so now that she's breaking up, he finally realises how imp she was ???? and it gets to the point where he doesn't care about her mistakes, like the part about kissing jungwon, that's enough to break any relationship but he doesn't care if it means he and yn could last longer, which is another reason why they should be breaking up bc if they stayed together, it would be for themselves and not for each other

and i agree he was a little stupid when he decided to go undercover and tried to solve everything on his own instead of talking things out, the constant rounds of trials and ignorance from both of them is what drowned the ship in the end ( we should agree that jungwon is the only smart one in this team of three )

help pls bestie i rambled too much so ig it's makes the two of us equal :")) u r the biggest ynwon supporter they love u for rooting for them since day 1 !!!!!

[cgetbrmj]

Absolutely screaming and losing my mind ovefr this

(this is an actual novel at this point and no one needs to read it but I need to vent about this remind myself it was real lmao)

basically, the other week I ended up needing to stay a lot longer than I normally need to in that class - which is already annoying but also means that my usual spaces had other people working in them during that time so it was even more ugh and I told this guy in my class (who I should maybe make a fake name for idk) (who if you don't know, is only a year older than me but is like working as kind of a TA/kind of media/photos/odd jobs guy??) that I was stressing about where to work since I was staying later and he was immediately just like "Okay, well we can try and find a good spot for you, or you can come and hang out in my office with me while I work on some stuff too." and obviously I say yes??? So we hung out for ages and watched some fun videos in-between working and both info dumped to each other I think lol. (and he complemented some of my drawings I was doing which is like 😭🥺🥹, ya know?) And he also let me cover *cough* Decorate his name badge with dinosaur stickers so like - change in routine? Bad. My caregiver crush? Great.

Now that on its own is like a whole thing right? Well if anyone is still reading - buckle the f up. My day today? So so bad. Awful. But this guy is awesome.

(first of all though, I carry dino stickers with me everywhere and give them to my fav people and I've done that with this guy before and this morning the first thing he did when he saw me was say "I just got a new phone case btw so I need some cool dino stickers on there, think about which ones I should put on" and I almost squealed because are you kidding me??)

I was meant to be putting my artwork up on my wall today (exams and examiners and grades all happening so so soon - your girl is not ready.) and I came to the absolutely crushing realisation when i put my work on the floor in front of the wall with my teachers that hahahahahhaha they don't all fit. I literally just can't fit all my work. and I DEFINTELY can't fit my work in the way that I had been PLANNING to for MONTHS now.

Now I am generally a fairly emotional person, but I am also autistic and this is something that I had been expecting and planned for and had envisioned as I'd been painting my artworks and now it completely crumbled in front of me and I absolutely genuinely just started crying immediately. Like it was probably a comically short amount of time from realisation to just crying my eyes out in the middle of class lol. So i start having a mental breakdown, hands on my head, shoulders hitching, breathing abnormally, the whole thing. Just fully having a meltdown in class while my teacher is like 'it'll be fine' LUCKILY my friend/too good at at making me feel little, guy is there and gang-

I could actually scream he was the sweetest person ever. He was speaking really quietly and in a really soft voice and he was like "How about you come outside with me, and we'll go for a walk together and breathe for a second, yeah?" so we went on a walk and he didn't try and be cheery or anything like that which I greatly appreciated, he just let me cry for a while and then tried to help me put into words what the problems were. and then we went back inside and he said "Let's just take a break from it and not look at them right now, we'll grab your stuff and we can go and chill in my office and get your mind off it until you're ready to go back to it." and then PICKED UP MY BAG FOR ME 😭😭 like are you joking??? I'm going insane??

So we went up to his office and he showed me some videos and info dumped a little bit about some of his fav things until I was more calm, and then he helped me with some of my other work and was being so helpful and like so nice, so much praise and he kept talking all soft and he was being really patient with me even though I wasn't talking very loud. and my legs were shaking quite bad for ages and any time it got very bad he'd tilt his head and gently tap/hold my arm and ask if I was doing okay ughhhhhh

and eventually we went back down to my art stuff (where I was like 'you're stil gonna help me right? and he was like 'yeah, that's not even a question, of course.') but he had to leave to do some work but he made sure to tell me multiple times that he'd be coming right back in a couple hours and that he wasn't leaving for good and right before he left he told me that he promised he'd be back to help me more because "I still need some dino stickers."

Anyway I ended up crying so So so so many times but eventually he came back right before I was leaving and he told me "You'll be here tomorrow won't you? Yeah? I'll see you tomorrow, you did really well today, did a really good job, just go home and rest, kiddo."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH right?😭😭😭

like obviously he doesn't know I regress, and obviously I'm not implying that he's actually looking after me, but he is such a sweet person and he makes me feel so safe to be around, and so little when he says things like that. Like today was such an awful day and I have a headache and feel yuck from crying so much and anxiety and ugh but MAN he looked out for me so well today and is such a caregivery figure and he just does it so good?

If anyone read this, so sorry you had to witness the length of this stupid ramble of mine but I needed that out of my system. It's been a day. Also wishing that any of my fellow regressors out there can get access to a caregiver crush of their own because god is it nice, even if they aren't aware of how helpful they are :)

Do you guys remember that guy in my class who is Very good at making me feel little™? Do you guys mind if I vent about him again?

[alvadee]

thoughts while watching eyes wide shut (1999) for the first time:

sky du mont?????

THE Sky du Mont?!

i still don't understand the allosexuals

i love the sets and the set dressing... the buildings/flats look great. it's because the characters are all rich assholes but goddamn i want to visit/stay at those places too

you want me to believe that all this secrecy and intimidation is for a vanilla sex party where the girls don't even appear to be underage???

also all of the girls there having the same body is so funny to me, as if irl such parties wouldn't offer everything to cater to all the different body type preferences and kinks. that all the girls look like that can only be explained by rich assholes seeing the bodies of these women as a status symbol to fetishize instead of actually indulging in their deprived sexual urges.

only saw two men dancing together. bad queer rep

i'm watching 1h 40 minutes now how tom cruise has a funny bewildered stare because his wife's fantasies cuckhold him lmao, he does NOT handle it well

ALAN CUMMING always a nice surprise!

tom cruise walking around showing his doctor's license like a police badge to literally everyone is funny to me. we get it!! you're a special boy!

the way he throws money around is also insufferable to me, yuppie scum....

how does he do all that shit at night, go to work and doesn't seem tired at all? movie magic, i could never.

i'm talking myself into believing that the christmas tree with the same multicolored lights at every house has a deeper symbolic meaning besides "this movie is set around christmas" and "everyone in the US has the same goddamn Christmas tree lights"

i really did think the fact that cruise picked up that newspaper, while he's being followed, which reads in huge letters on the front "Lucky to be alive" would have any significance but he didn't even acknowledge it lol

haha the article he reads repeats a sentence

another movie that convinced probably many that the wealthy and powerful have enough braincells to rub together between them to come up with cool secret societies and conspiracies

did they just basically say that a woman's sex fantasy, she's honest enough about to share with her husband, is the same as him doing all of that in the last 48h??? so oopsie daisies it kind of evens out "i forgive you because i committed a thought crime" ?

creepiest part of this movie was the goddamn resolution with the girl from the costume shop

wish nicole kidman would have had more screentime, i love her and she's gorgeous

[aniiplexoxo]

"You couldn't handle me even if i came with instructions" for that rockstar robot crocodile you like!

[ Monty!!! he's not a crocodile though he's a alligator wjehfwbwehj ]

[ See above ]

[ Characters: Montgomery Gator, me <3 i'm gonna use Hugo for this one ]

[ Warnings: just Monty being a lil arrogant kjfnwfewbjh. also it got away from me and ended up longer than intended lmao ]

Taking the nightguard position really wasn't Hugo's best idea.

It had seemed good when he'd seen the original job posting, because he loved animatronics and he was a definite nightowl, but he didn't realize how alone he'd be in the giant pizzaplex.

The building looked so much smaller on the outside, but seemed enormous one he was inside. There was no other human being, and all he had was his flashlight and phone. If someone broke in, he really had no way of checking outside of walking, or running, over to the area.

Which was fucking horrifying, by the way. This was probably karma for being a horror fan.

He did, however, feel a little better when he made his way through the hallway that housed all the animatronics' rooms. He peeked into Roxanne's room, surprised when the wolf waved at him. After a small pause, he smiled and waved back.

"I didn't know they were on at night," he muttered to himself as he checked Chica's room next. The chicken was sitting on her couch and tuning her guitar. She looked up at Hugo when he paused in the doorway, giving him a short wave. He waved back again, and moved on to Freddy's room.

At first he thought Freddy was missing when his room was empty, beginning to panic, and even letting out a short shriek when the bear's paw(?) landed on his shoulder.

"Oh, sorry," Freddy apologized quickly, "I didn't mean to spook you. You're the new nightguard, right?" he asked, and Hugo could only nod yes. "It's good to meet you!"

"You too.." Hugo finally replied, clearing his throat quickly. "Why were you out of your room? I didn't think you could do that after hours..?"

"I was just taking a walk," Freddy answered, moving past Hugo and into the room that he had left vacant. "Need to keep these joints moving so they don't lock up."

Well, that was an easy explanation. "Well- uh- sounds good, I guess," Hugo accepted the answer without question because he really didn't want to be questioning the bear animatronic with literal fangs. "Please just try to stay in this area, so I know where you are. It's a big place, easy to lose you in."

"Of course," Freddy agreed, and while Hugo was almost positive that he absolutely would not listen to that, but he wanted to keep moving so he just accepted that too.

Moving on, Hugo now stood in front of the green room that belonged to Montgomery Gator, his personal favourite of the Glamrock animatronics. Partially because southerner representation, but mostly because he was hot. For an animatronic.

He wasn't surprised to find Monty also tuning his own guitar, since they'd had several shows during the day and Hugo knew damn well how often strings instruments needed to be tuned (orchestra life is a constant hell).

Without thinking, he lightly knocked on the doorframe (since there were no doors, just open walls) to announce his presence. He almost froze when Monty looked up at him.

See, Hugo had seen animatronics close up, and he had no problem with it. He'd just never seen the Glamrocks close up, and he really didn't expect Monty to have that many teeth.

"Just checking in," Hugo said when he had the animatronic's attention, suddenly feeling like he was in a spotlight. "Part of the job and all."

Monty stared for a second longer, before scoffing and looking back at his guitar. "New guy, huh? Ya just gonna stand there? Come on in."

Ah. He wasn't expecting to be invited in. He stood there for a couple more seconds, before carefully making his way into the room. "Uh, yeah, this is my first night. Though I've been here plenty of other times in the day."

"So that's why you look familiar!" Monty replied with a sharp laugh, grabbing Hugo once he was close enough and pulling him down next to him on the couch. Which really just resulted in Hugo just... awkwardly sitting there. At least Monty was warm- he could feel the heat practically radiating off of the animatronic gator.

"I have to ask how you recognize me." Hugo didn't really show up enough to be recognized by the animatronics, and the other three had seemed surprised that he was there, or at least didn't see him as familiar.

Monty paused after that, before letting out another laugh. "Well, ya know, I got a better memory than the others, I can remember someone better than them."

...

That was a terrible excuse. Hugo accepted it anyway.

".... Right," Hugo replied, clipping his flashlight onto his belt when he realized that he wouldn't be going anywhere any time soon. "I'm Hugo," he said after a moment, upon realizing none of them knew his name.

Monty just tapped the badge on his chest. "I'm not illiterate, ya know. We learn our music, it's not programmed."

Hugo felt his face heat up briefly, and he quickly looked away to avoid the teasing he felt would be inevitable. "I forgot about the badge," he admitted in a mutter, letting out a soft huff.

"Aww, don't tell me I'm pushin' buttons already," Monty jokingly whined, lightly jabbing Hugo in the side, which made him yelp. "You shouldn't be so easy to mess with if you don't wanna be, ya know, messed with."

Alright, Hugo could take teasing, but it was different when it was an animatronic, so he tried to shove the arm away, only to fail because he was human and Monty very much wasn't.

"Hah, nice try tiny," Monty teased, jabbing him one last time before letting up. "You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions." That made Hugo glare at the gator, quickly standing up as if he was going to leave.

Only to not make it two steps away from the couch before metal arms were wrapped around his torso and pulling him back down onto the couch.

Well, technically his lap.

"Don't leave," Monty told him, resting his (admittedly bigger than Hugo thought) head on the human's shoulder. "I can be nicer. Swear it."

"I doubt that," Hugo grumbled, despite immediately relaxing in the gator's grasp to avoid getting hurt. He had to admit though, the warmth was nice.

Monty muttered something unintelligible, nuzzling Hugo gently. "I promise. I don't want'cha runnin' away from me. I've been wantin' to meet you up close too long for that."

So that's why he recognized him. Seemed like Hugo was his favourite animatronic's favourite human.

... He could live with that.

"Fine," Hugo accepted his new fate, resigning himself to hanging out with Monty for the rest of his shift. Not that he minded- not at all.

It did, however, become routine, which means Hugo didn't get a whole lot of work done.

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 36

time travel arccccccccccccc yessssssssss

I have been waiting SO LONG to reread this arc hhhhh yessss

starting off strong with the sexy roller cover. nice

I love the disconnect of ‘orion pax: outlaw’ compared to the last time we saw him in shadowplay where he was orion pax: supercop

he’s still punching people for JUSTICE or whatever so I guess not much has changed

oh my god this is the issue with the many many two-page spreads...the first time I read this issue I didn't realize that was a thing and GOD I was SO fucking confused. there's already a lot going on in this issue/arc but this made things so much worse hvbhjkdfbsk. I powered thru and still managed to understand most of the arc despite reading half this issue out of order (essentially) bc the website I read it on split the pages up and I couldn't tell they were supposed to be doubled (and also I'm dumb so I didn't figure it out)

anyways, the actual issue...windcharger is out here using his powers to rip a dudes arms clean off. wow!

and there's skids getting punched in the face. Ls

and glitch! a totally minor character of course...

MANNNNN I SO adore the panel of all the lost lighters appearing in a cloud of purple smoke, all posing epically....SO fucking good, peak sci-fi coolness vibes, A++

as usual jro killing it w/the titles, ‘elegant chaos’ is such a great name for a time travel arc

also reading the tfwiki has shown me that many of jros titles are song or album titles, to which I say - that's epic and I love it. with jro doing it, I feel like it straddles the line between referencing music and the very fanfic-esque ‘title things after music’ vibe. I love it

oh god I forgot they use bs cybertronian time units in this sometimes lmao...I mean of course they do but still like, what the fuck is a cycle. is that a day. I feel like these words all have no meaning/the meanings change drastically depending on continuity. I cant keep up and also I'm lazy and don't care enough to try

I love rodimus did u know

poor riptide looks so confused lmao

IS....IS REWIND PIGGYBACKING TAILGATE...THATS SO FUCKING CUTE....I cant fully tell bc of the page layout but ooomg so precious. minibot buddies

whirl saying ‘chuff’ just reminded me how british jro is hvbhakjhdsfbs sometimes it just Jumps Out in mtmte and I'm like Oh God Britain Is Real

I really like the mtmte approach to time travel and paradoxes and whatnot. its just complex enough to be interesting but not too convoluted that it bogs down the story. perfect sci-fi fun!

mannnn chromedome talking abt brainstorm :( I'm sad abt those two hhhhh

and I love how at this point, nobody in the cast ACTUALLY knows brainstorm well enough to know what he’s really doing - including chromedome, who’s ostensibly his closest friend, somebody he’s known for a while - and even the readers don't really know what he’s up to...I like the mystery tbh

cant believe rewind wrote orion pax’s biography, omg. completely forgot abt that detail

cd saying ‘I love it when he talks history’ about rewind....hhhh I love cdrw so muuuuch

godddd the line rodimus says abt whirl - how they need people like whirl around who are ‘happy to get in the way’ of danger and death - that shit haunts me man like...rodimus is basically saying that he’s bringing whirl along to potentially die in place of someone like orion pax (nevermind the fact that whirl dying would ALSO fuck up the timeline)...like, how deep does it go?? is he saying that bc he knows whirl has been trying to get himself killed for a while now, or just bc whirl likes violence? mannn I cant...the character intricacies...man

anyways...I love rodimus he’s such an interesting character. you have that fucked up moment and then in the next panel he’s saying ‘if you want to call it a time phone, I wont stop you’ about the quantum walkie-talkie. he has the RANGE

oh and then rodimus casually volunteering chromedome to do mnemosurgery on anyone who might accidentally find out about them time traveling, which is again fucked up on multiple levels. the raaaaange

vjaksbhdhfusajbfdjk that panel of the lost light squad just standing there like idiots reminds me of that post where someone said abt that panel ‘these characters have a collective 3 brain cells’ or something hvbjadkfnksfdl

rodimus IMMEDIATELY breaking his own rules by trying to reassure pax that they're good guys by pointing at his autobot badge, even tho the autobots DONT EVEN EXIST YET at this point...my boy PLEASE go purchase some brain cells from the store 

and the fact that rodimus introduced himself to pax w/his real name...shouldn't he go by an alias or st??? that seems like a good time travel rule since optimus and rodimus definitely know each other later 

and like, did they not anticipate that some of the people in the past would recognize some of the lost lighters hgbajkhdjfnjksf like cd and whirl get Instantly recognized...great job guys

they are all SO bad at this hvbahskjdhfbasjkf I cantttt luckily for them the orion crew is handing them easy alibis 

‘the dugout’ is that a baseball reference????

also I love the scenery here, the bg looks like rock but there's metal piping and stuff running thru it, its so cool...really adds to the whole ‘cybertron biomes are made of metal’ thing

‘ancient history’ rodimus are you KIDDING ME-

cyclonus time travels to the past and IMMEDIATELY finds a window to stare broodingly out of. icon

tailgate thinking orion pax is SUPER COOL continues here from shadowplay and I love it...tailgate is so cute

and the tg saying ‘don't you think that's awesome, cyclonus?’ hhhhh so cute

one reason I love this arc so much is that this is the arc where the gay Really amps up 

TRAILBREAKER.... oh man ;_;

are you telling me that this outlaw base they're in has ONE bed for all of these people. what the hell vhbaksjhfnsal

cant believe rung sampled roller’s steroid juice box

also cant believe robot steroids exist. except yes I can and I love it

oooh roller’s a 0/1%er? I forgot abt that 

cant believe orion pax just grabs some random phone that belongs to these weird new people and answers it. WHO does that

goddddd megatron and orion’s conversation....destroy me

HHHHHH like...the HISTORY....the regret...the missed opportunities...its all so palpable....goddddddd

and of COURSE, the whole thing is steeped in tragedy...the ideological differences that will become the foundation for a 4 million year long war...megatron, who believes that you need to burn things down and start again to really make change stick, and then orion, who says ‘reform is the answer, not revolution’....AUGHHH the intricacies. mannnn

‘you sound lost’ 😭😭😭

‘its tragic.’ yeah, that about sums up their relationship, especially at this stage and in this continuity 

anyways. [cries about old man megatron talking to young naïve orion pax] goodbye

AUGHHH and then we jump to rodimus ONCE AGAIN breaking his own rules and trying to save trailbreaker...IT HURTS MAN...god I love rodimus, I feel like him being broken up about crewmembers like trailbreaker dying is one part regular sadness over people he knows dying for tragic reasons, and one part personal guilt at someone under his command dying, even if he’s not involved/at fault. I love the dichotomy of this emotional reaction that comes only partially from empathy/emotion, but also comes from a kinda self-centered need for success as measured by people under your command staying alive. and taking into account rodimus’s life it totally makes sense that he’d act like that...GAH I love it. the complexity of it all!

orion pax saying ‘you should read [megatron]. it’s powerful stuff’ I'm screaming, so many LAYERSSSSS

I fucking love time travel AHHHHHHHHH like the opportunity for interactions like these....chefs kiss

‘hey, best friend! miss you!’ rodimus is such a shit hvbdajkfksjhfd 

‘very sus’ rodimus ahead of his time w/the among us lingo

oooh and then they realize that the senate is trying to kill the sparks...gotta save the babies!

tailgate scolding cyclonus for bluntly stating that you'd wanna be subtle when killing newborns...hhhvbhsdfhhhhhh I love them sm

ooooh and rewind has an interesting suggestion - that the senate is actually trying to irradiate the sparks into being outliers...rewind is so smart I love him

and the fact that he’s using history from his database...love it

rodimus sending cyclonus and whirl out like pokemon

ROLLER NOOOO DONT GO OUT THERE

also wow this is literally the 5th (I think) double page spread in this issue...the confusion I felt the first time I read this...lmao 

and now this is literally one of my favorite issues so I'm glad I know what's going on lmao

oh man rodimus telling cd not to erase trailbreakers memory even tho that could jeopardize the entire timeline... :( 

oh man I didn't even notice but roller getting debris blasted into his face like that makes the whole ‘roller is tarn’ theory even more legit considering tarn’s face scars....

‘tighter the better’ hhh don't say that orion. but also, that’s the companion phrase to megatron saying ‘the deeper the better’ hvbhasjkhdfbaksjlf

I do love the semi-campy action hero antics that orion pax gets up to. its just so fun, even when the stakes are high and things are serious

‘this is the greatest thing I have ever seen’ tg ily

THE REVEAL THAT THE SPARKS WENT TO NYON...so rodimus just saved himself, basically...time travel is so trippy

GODDDD ND THEN TRAILBREAKER...HVHHHHHh 😭😭😭 THATS SO CRUEL MAN

oh man that last panel of trailbreaker holding up roller’s juice box...iirc the first time I read this I thought that was roller (cause of the juice box I guess? idk I'm an idiot) so I was like oh ok he must've come back or something. very much related but I didn't really think about tarn being a particular pre-established character and totally didn't read the whole ‘roller is tarn’ thing that was going on 

which in my defense ruth also didn't pick up on any of that while reading this and eventually like 2 issues before the reveal I had to prompt her like ‘you should maybe be wondering WHO tarn is’ vhbahjksdfbaksjdf

so! issue 37! this issue is a solid favorite of mine, id say definitely top 5 or even 3. I'm super biased bc I fucking LOVE time travel, it’s seriously one of my favorite tropes ever, and this issue hits all the time travel beats I love. characters traveling to the past and interacting with people they know! conversations that have multiple meanings bc of TIME TRAVEL! trying to save someone who meets a terrible fate in your future! fun time travel action! the time traveling characters being generally terrible at hiding the fact that they're time travelers! ITS SO GOOD. 

and I love the clever way everything is tied together here - where we get a nice continuation of shadowplay, with this taking place shortly after that with a lot of the same cast, and time travel classics like the good ole ‘if we hadn't travelled back in time and done what we did, the future we came from wouldn't have existed at all,’ in the flavor of ‘rodimus saving his baby self’ and ‘rodimus NOT saving trailbreaker’ and ‘everyone forgot about roller :(’ 

ok but like, did the lost lighters just go ‘oh well, guess rollers gone now.’ like they DID realize that the outlaw crew would have no idea what happened to him if they got their memories erased, right?? did the lost lighters figure that since roller never reappeared after this time period, that was how history was ‘supposed’ to go and they shouldn't mess with it? am I overthinking it? as usual: yes, probably. I love overthinking about comics, in case that wasn't obvious

basically...I love this issue soooo much. so so good and a bunch of fun tropes that I love. I mean the whole arc is like that for me since I love time travel so much. so I cant wait to (re)read more!!

[arrowheadedbitch]

Still copy pasting, don't expect that to change anytime soon

You can either have a new fic or I can not copy paste.

Anyways I bet Shawn's CIA badge really gets Lassie going lmao

Gayass

I bet the ID has Shawn making a silly face to the camera

They couldn't get him to make a normal face for the picture

He's too goofy

@pineapple-psychic "shawn: oh yeah i carry a gun cause of that. also look *pulls out official badge*

lassie: jfaoilkwkfaaaaaa

"

And he gets a cooler gun then Lassie hehe

Shawn also has to keep ✨️*government secrets*✨️

He could run this country into ground soooo easyyy

But he doesn't, he'll leave that the the president

Him and his partner speak like 3 languages in common I imagine

They get in a fight and they're switching between the languages they both know and suddenly she yells "YOU KNOW I DONT SPEAK *GERMAN*, SHAWN!"

He speaks more languages than her >:3

Also I think she should be a manipulative little bitch

Like, her and Shawn get on well, they're buddies most of the time, but she has her moments

Shawn speaking in code with some girl who just barged into the precinct that no one seems to know 🔛🔝

It's VERY clearly a code they made up it's great

What if this entire au is just me having a manic episode, what then

@obsidiancreates "Shawn being a jarringly competent spy while everyone else struggles to keep up and Lassie has Issues over the sight of Shawn in spy gear?"

Him and his partner take turns being the asshole(tm)

Omg imagine the chief and Lassie and Jules all telling Shawn he can't go undercover because he wouldn't be good at it and he's been a SPY the whole time

That's why he's so good at coming up with fake names on the fly

And how he keeps sneaking into conventions under false names (see psych interactive office)

He keeps making Scarlet do things from movies even tho they aren't practical

@vertigoevolved "shawn doing quick changes !!!!"

Scar ties the tie for him, not because he can't but because it's a classic movie move

@vertigoevolved "scarlet being an unfortunate witness to a crime in SB and she has to play civilian while shawn like staRes into her soul like “DONT BLOW THIS FOR ME”"

"I won't blow *your* cover if you don't blow *mine*, SHAWN, stop calling my scarly it's DEBBIE"

@vertigoevolved "“i can psychically sense she knows nothing of value so we should just let her go”

“shawn she was two feet from the suspect?”"

"AND I CAN *SENSE* HER EYES WERE SHUT"

@vertigoevolved "SHES BLIND 80% IN HER RIGHT EYE AND 100% BLIND IN HER LEFT EYE MOVE ON"

He uses hand signals to let her know to be blind

"YOURE BLIND! BLIND! BE BLIND!" like Jess from that one show but blind instead of gay

@vertigoevolved "she keeps having to be involved in the case and shawn keeps tryina remove her from it and the gang thinks shawn has weird beef with this lady for no reason"

Especially because they keep arguing quietly

Eventually they have to work together and her and Shawn move together in perfect sink and everyone's like "??????"

She's a suspect by design so she can get to Shawn easier to drop off some information 👀

@vertigoevolved "they do a background check on her and find nothing

i mean literally nothing WHO IS SHE????"

"SHAWN, WHO IS THIS WOMAN"

"Who? I uh, I have no idea, in fact uhh, I've never seen her before"

"WHO IS DEBRAAAAAAAA"

@vertigoevolved "“what’s a debra? is that a donkey zebra? anyways guys”"

The chief is this close 👌 to trying to arrest him

"Shawn, who is that girl?"

"Oh, Serena? Yeah, I don't know her-"

"Who tf is Serena?"

"......it was Debra wasn't it? FUCK"

He's peeved they can't call eachother Dill Doe and Pussy Galore

@vertigoevolved "they end up putting them both in the interrogation room and all shawn can say is “this isn’t even the worst job we’ve done”"

They stay there for *hours* talking circles around everyone

They're trained to withstand torture, they're not about to cave for THIS

Imagine the intro to Basic Cable but instead the person sitting next to Shawn not only enjoys his antics but is doing her own antics and they never cave and tell a story

Shawn is REALLY gonna have to find a way to make this up to his friends

And they're especially concerned bc they found a gun hidden in scarlet's person 👀👀👀

PT3/??

Okay guys, time for a long overdue post

Welcome to my CIA!Shawn au

And yes most of this is copy-pasted from discord, leave me be

AU where Shawn used to be a spy 👀👀👀

Old spy partner coming to sb to ask for Shawn's help 👀

I'm more interested in how it would affect the *Despereaux* dynamic tbh

And yeah the traveling the world thing with the many many jobs was the perfect cover

Imagining secret agent Shawn au, him and his partner (her name is scarlet but he usually calls her one of those BAD James Bond ones) have a tactic they call Operation Stick It To The Man

Her name changes every mission like he pretends gus does, because she's a spy so sometimes she's Scarlet and other times she Sara or Debbie or whatever, ykniw

Stick it to the man: It's probably just Shawn goes in and fucks shit up, how he does it is up to him, judgement call, but being destructive is encouraged, while she sneaks in

Also, I don't know why I do this to myself but I came up with her real identity and it's Scarlet Featherman, don't ask why, it quite literally came to me in a dream

And yes she is fine with Shawn calling her Pussy Galore, she thinks is just as funny as he does

I love aus where it's like "Yeah, no, Shawn has had a SUPER high profile job before, in fact maybe he still has it now"

This includes but is not limited to "Oh no, he's a cop, just for a different department." "Yeahh Shawn is in the CIA, he's keeping so many government secrets right now" and "Shawn was a spy. He kinda left the organize and kinda didn't, it's complicated, let's go break something!"

The last one is mine btw lol

I've been thinking about it nonstop for daysssss

If I write it I'm naming the fic "Agent P as in Pineapple"

New OC: Scarly Feather

Lesson learned: Don't be eepy when thinking out an au

This is where we got a more specific channel and I moved there so I'll call that a good ending point

PT 1/?

[purplesurveys]

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Have you ever been cheated on?  Nope.

Whose car were you last in?  Other than my own? Hans’s, but that was over two months ago. 

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?  How timely is this, Andi literally randomly asked me how I feel about septum piercings this afternoon haha. Anyway, I have no problem with it on other people but I personally wouldn’t pick my nose as a spot for piercings.

Have your parents ever smoked pot?  I don’t know, they may have but there’s a big chance they haven’t. They don’t really share much about their youth so I would never know.

Do you tend to make relationships complicated?  That’s definitely not me.

Are you good at giving directions?  Not at all; if anyone asks me directly I usually immediately refer them to whoever I’m with at the time. Or I tell them to check Waze.

Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room?  She would and she’d definitely be pissed about it. Not that I have to worry about this ever happening, though.

Did you speak to your father today?  Yessssssss, I literally just caught a glimpse of him like two minutes ago.

Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen?  No, I was 16 turning 17 when I had my first.

Could you go a day without eating?  Yeah, but I wouldn’t feel well by the end of it. I’ve formed a habit of skipping breakfast and lunch on weekdays now, and I always feel like complete shit once I clock out. Considering I only eat dinner these days, I guess I can say I do regularly go entire days without eating.

Are your nails always painted? I never paint them/have them painted.

Have you ever met any bands/band members before?  Just local ones.

What color is your hair?  Black.

Your best friend needed somewhere to stay, could they live with you? Yes.

Have you danced in the rain?  Maybe? I don’t know. Doesn’t sound like something I would do, though.

When you said something naughty when you were little, did your parents wash out your tongue with soap?  Nope. I never liked getting in trouble, even as a kid, so I stayed out of it.

What do you think of spanking little children when they do something wrong? Okay or not?  That’s a common practice where I live, at least it was during my time. My mom didn’t believe in spanking her kids, which I’ll always be thankful for; but the cousins I lived with didn’t have the same fate so I regularly had to watch them get spanked - with sticks, slippers, belts, etc basically anything that was within reach. I think today’s generation of parents are different; I hope they are.

Who was the last male you hung out with?  Gab, Kyelle, Al, and Hans.

Who is your favorite person to text?  I don’t text anymore, but I do chat with Angela on Messenger everyday.

Who did you last take a picture with?  Does an online photo count? We had an event held through Zoom last Wednesday and we had a photo op by the end of it.

What’s your favorite brand of jeans? I don’t have any. I just wear whichever pair I’d feel good and confident wearing.

Which show is better: Spongebob or The Fairly Odd Parents?  Nooooooooo you’re making me pick between my two absolute favorites. I might have to go with Spongebob, but it barely barely barely won. Fairly OddParents is great too, at least until they added the baby fairy.

Has anyone ever told you that you looked like someone else?  Many times. Idk if I’m happy about it because something tells me it just means I have quite the common face. Idk. I don’t think too much about it and as long as I’m compared to someone I personally find pretty, it’s fine lol.

Do you enjoy the sound of crickets at night and birds in the morning?  Not so much. I find them too loud, especially the crickets.

Who is the most overrated singer?  Taylor Swift.

What is your favourite planet?  I don’t have one, but let’s go with Saturn.

Do you have any pets that you had since you were born?  Wow no. 23 years is a very long time.

Do you own anything that you had when you were a baby?  Yep, my mom kept all our umbilical cord stumps. It’s in our baby albums.

Do you enjoy Mario games?  Very much so. It’s the only franchise I can play HAHAHA

What’s your favorite online game?  I don’t play online games.

Have you ever been hit with a ball in gym class?  I probably have been.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?  I used to sometimes shut it off whenever I’d fight with my ex and I didn’t want to deal with the world for a while. Now with the toxicity out of my life I never turn it off lol.

Who was last to cook for you?  My mom made pasta for dinner tonight. Then after that I asked her to make me coffee mixed with Milo.

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?  Depends on who texts. I get anxious when it’s media texting, so I tend to ignore those for a few hours unless they ask something urgent. If it’s someone from my inner circle, like a friend or one of my parents, I would check and reply immediately, or at least as soon as I see the text.

Who is your most trusted person?  Mmm, probably Angela. I literally reached out last night to ask her to log on to my Facebook so she can unfriend Gab and her family on my behalf. I don’t think I would’ve asked that from anyone else.

How late did you stay up last night?  A little earlier than my usual, around midnight or so. I knew my load was going to be packed today since my manager had filed a leave which meant I had to cover for her tasks as well, so I wanted to get enough rest so that I didn’t wake up sleepy and cranky.

When/where are you most likely to sing?  As long as I’m alone, I’ll sing. I like to do it, just not in front of other people.

Would you ever wish to explore a cave?  That would be soooooooo nice. It’s been a while since I’ve been in a cave. :(

You see the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?  I imagine giving her an awkward smile and probably being the first to approach. Then I would ask how she’s been. I’m in a place in my life where I’m sure I’ll be able to do that.

Have you been/are you depressed?  I’ve been there many times.

Are your pop-ups blocked on your computer? Yes.

Have you ever ridden in a car with someone who was high?  No. I would hate to be in that situation.

Who is the best hugger you know?  Laurice.

Have you ever had to be put to sleep for an operation?  Nopes.

Does anybody have any proof of stupid things you have done?  I know Angela has a few. Gabie took a few as well; whether she still has them or not I’m not updated on anymore, nor do I care.

Why did you text the last person in your inbox?  I was just reminding Angela there was a BTS video coming out tonight.

Have you ever been able to do a split?  No but I’ve attemped to do it many times.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed?  Yes.

Are you intimidated by the last person you know talked badly about you?  I never keep track of things like that. I know it would bring nothing but unnecessary stress, so I never snoop or ask around to check if anyone’s been talking not-so-nicely about me behind my back.

Have you ever cried in school?  Maybe only about once or twice in the 18 years I was in school. I absolutely hate crying in front of people, and I mainly do it when I’m alone. I don’t think I’ve even ever cried in front of Angela; that’s how much I hate it.

Last person of the opposite sex you screamed at?  I don’t remember ever screaming at a guy.

Do you have any weird sleep habits?  I...wouldn’t know, since I’m asleep when I do them. I always sleep alone too, so no one would be able to tell me how I sleep. All I know is I’m not much of a mover and I usually wake up in the same position (or almost the same position) I fell asleep in.

Do you consider yourself an emotional person?  Yes, I’m sensitive in every sense of the word.

When was the last time you had a headache?  Last Wednesday when not eating for the entire day finally hit me like a truck by the end of my shift. :/

When was the last time you encountered a puppy? Cooper circa September.

Is there anything that happened a long time ago that you still laugh about?  Yes, many instances.

Do you ever try to interpret your dreams?  No, I don’t think anything of them beyond “just weird scenarios of people I know doing weird things.”

What was the last thing you bought impulsively?  Three orders of sushi, 24 pieces in total.

How do you feel about singing songs out loud in front of other people? No amount of money would make me do it.

When was the last time you were feeling really, really nervous?  This afternoon when a supplier we’re currently working with asked to call. Normally my manager would be the one mainly in touch with people like them, but since she was out today I was next in line.

If you’re no longer in school, what is something you miss about it? If you’re still in school, what’s something you think you’re going to miss about it? I miss seeing my friends everyday and being able to hang out after our classes, even if it just means sitting at a table doing nothing together.

Do you use your turn signals when you’re driving?  Excessively. I use it even in the subdivision lmao, or on one-way roads.

How exactly are you feeling right now?  Content. It’s a little hot and mosquitoes keep flying around me, but I’m not letting these affect my mood. Just focusing on the fact that it’s a Friday night and I can let go of work for a couple of days.

Have you ever had to board up your windows because of a hurricane?  Never happened before. I just close up my windows completely so that they don’t slam if ever the wind gets too strong.

Do you tell anyone to chew with their mouths closed?  I don’t recall ever feeling the need to do this. The sound doesn’t bother me much anyway; definitely not as much as it annoys most people.

Have you ever ordered pizza and sent it to someone else’s house?  Yup I did that for Angela and Kata recently, for my birthday, along with truffle mac and cheese. Basically my favorite orders from Mama Lou’s, haha.

What was the first thing you drank when you woke up this morning? I believe it was water.

Do you think stretch marks from having a baby are ugly or badges of honor?  Ugh this question is so outdated I don’t even want to take the time to answer it.

Ever done a keg stand?  No.

Who is the last person you lent money to?  I don’t lend my money.

Do you share clothing with anyone?  Mmm, sometimes. It’s usually me borrowing clothes from my sister, though.

Have you ever visited anyone in a rehab?  Nope.

Was the last thing you drank a Coke or Pepsi product?  No, it was just water. I’d never be caught craving for soda.

Honestly, do you think that you’re going to be an overprotective parent? No. I experienced having strict parents, so I know it’s not something I would want to pass on to my kids. I want my kids to be able to go out with friends and attend parties and get tattoos (when they’re older) and express their identity without being scared of me.

What was the last kind of chips you ate?  Piattos cheddar chips.

What is one thing that you really wish you could understand, but don’t?  Investing and stocks.

What is the last thing you charged?  My laptop.

Have you ever held a snake?  Yes. I’m always the only one in the family willing to do things like this when we go on vacations haha.

[shinglescat]

Low-key disappointed in the game.  Gameplay wise it’s good, story wise - okay. It’s vast but ultimately empty. 

The first game made by CDPR that I finished (and sorta-kinda enjoyed).  Deffo better than their previous game *cough* tw3 *cough* Wasn’t waiting it, wasn’t hyped for it either, just needed a brand new game to play. I’d say it’s 6/10. Will definitely be 8/10 once they fix bugs and do something about that shitty optimization. I mean, it’s playable in its current state, but every bug breaks the immersion.

A mess of thoughts:

Despite my initial neutral to negative opinion of this game, it grew on me after the prologue; it started to pick up and all that stuff. I loved the side quests, I loved the main quests, and my main issue with the game is the writing for V. It’s not bad, it’s just... it’s more for a game like Skyrim with a generic avatara-protagonist, but not for a game where personality and persona matters the most, story wise. It had a lot of potential to turn into a mindblowing mindfuck, but instead it’s just... disappointing. V’s character and personality never gets defined either by the game or by the player, and the background does very little to help the matter. Feels like I bought another BG3, but without the EARLY ACCESS badge. Actually hoping Larian would handle this whole head parasite problem better. This whole “you’re turning into Johnny”  thingy is just there to, I dunno, just to add some more shits and giggles to the story, I guess. I’ve been expecting V to start turning into the guy, or the guy starting to turn into V, buuuuuuuuuut with exception to the smoking - there’s nothing. Thought at first that Johnny had a better writing compared to V, but in the end - they’re at the same level of shitty. Both need a lot more definition than that. The endings are all the same, it was obvious that there’s nothing that could help V to stay in the land of the living - so went with Arasaka to close the circle for the corpo kid. It was all alright up until the point where mr. Reeves started scolding me for my choice, like lmao, what the heck game, you don’t know my V and why we went this route. Sorta-kinda redemption, stfu Silverhand. I dunno, man. I was hopeful before the “point of no return” for the DLC to come out, but now I’m just depressed a bit, ‘cause well - the protag grows on you either way.

The game tries hard to be several games at the same time. It’s trying to be GTA-like, it’s trying to be an immersive sim like Deus Ex, it’s trying to be an rpg, but it fails miserably at almost everything. The game would be better, imo, as a linear experience, not as in corridor one, but rather in character development - haven’t seen those games in ages. Yeah, keep your rpg mechanics for leveling up, skills and yada-yada, but leave the character linear without any player input to better tell the story of Silverhand’s and V’s. Also, the city is E M P T Y. It’s pretty and all, but that’s just a shell. 

Did I mention the AI? It’s the fucking worst. Imagine Karens from NFS: Heat and multiply that by 100 - that’s the traffic in CP2077. Also, if you ever thought NFSH’s police was brutal - try Night City’s, it literally forces you to obey the law, and god forbid if you ever get a lot of wanted stars - it’s insta death.

Optimization is sucky too, dunno how people play it on non-Turing cards. I played on ultra with RT turned on at psycho ’cause I wanted to see if the lighting is still a piss with it to the max (spoiler - lighting is indeed a piss), DLSS set to auto, and maaaaaaaaaaaan, from 20 fps up to 60 down to 20 again in a heart bit just because I was playing the game for too long. Possible memory leak?  Disabled DLSS for funsies - fps cut in half. Oy vey.   Also, this game turns the PC into a really nice space heater. -15C outside, windows open, +50C radiates from the case and warms the footsies. Nice.

Sex scenes are hilarious, by the way. My V banged Meredith, and oh boy did I laugh hard at that. 

Aight, now to some positive parts that I still remember:

I loved River’s quest line (and prerequisites for it), tho a bit short, and yes, I’m gonna complain about the dude being not available for the dudes because I did not know that and did not started as a dudette. The Hunt quest was... it was thrilling, disgusting but amazing at the same time. Not a masterpiece, but it you get the idea. Would’ve loved more jobs with him, like a buddy cop stuff, idk. Then there’s Panam, her quests are great too, not gonna go into the details.  Judy’s quests, a thriller too. The main quest isn’t so bad too except for the protag duo who would benefit from a better writing.

To be honest tho, overall it was... a really plain experience. The only time I had goosebumps and some semblance of water in my eyes is with Alt’s part, Johnny’s memories and that stuff. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd that’s that. 

Gameplay is fine, I had a lot of fun dicing enemies with katanas.

Looking forward to see what DLCs would bring. Hopefully a happy-happy ending, because fuck this world is depressing as is already.

Edit: wanted to add, there are not enough of proper side quests. A lot of generic gigs, but a handful of normal side quests. 

[raggedy-dxctor]

How would bokuto, Kuroo and Akaashi with a s/o who gets too excited for their volleyball games? Like they’ll be in the stands just yelling and holding signs and other extra things?

Bokuto, Kuroo & Akaashi With An Overly Excited S/o

Bokuto

You already know that this dork bathes in your attention

Winks that make your grin even wider as you cheer him on

Whenever he wins a game, he always claims it was because of your support and cheering

Your loud cheering and wide grins give him the energy to continue

If he's running out of energy and loosing morale, he'll just look over in your direction, to see an encouraging smile painted on your face and a cute, homemade banner, encouraging his win

"You can win Bokuto!!" was the most memorable of your banners, the banner had lots of owls and hearts delicately painted on it and the large black letters drew everyone's attention

At this point, i'm 90% sure you're almost as famous as Bokuto

Everyone knows you for your dedication to the team, coming to every one of their games, and your enthusiasm as you cheer Bokuto and his team on

However, only a very small amount of them properly knew you as his girlfriend, many assuming you were just a infatuated fan

For the first year of dating, Bokuto is pretty secretive about you, he didn't want you so exposed to the media, but theories started to pop up anyways

He always got slightly nervous when you screamed out words of support, whay if someone found out about you two? It could be pretty risky, considering his fans

He probably announces your relationship to everyone via a tv broadcast, they're filming his overwhelming victory and he somehow manages to get a microphone and announce how much he loves you, in front of millions of live viewers

Kuroo

This dude literally basks in your attention

Completely opposite to Bokuto, he'll give you the kind of winks that leave you speechless and blushing

He'll show you off to just about anyone that'll listen, he doesn't even know what privacy is

Your support boosts his ego so much, the team are kinda fed up with it, but they still find it hilarious

Everyone knows that you're his and his only and no one tries to get in the way

You're a vital part of the team and no one can change that

He somehow manages to hide his blush as you go crazy, cheering because he scored a point

Deep down, he's super flattered and embarassed, but on the surface he's cool and composed

Literally kicks himself if he can't impress you in a game

He'll get super annoyed and train non-stop, often pushing himself to the limit

Loves your cute little badges that ou sometimes give out, they're super simple, but it means so much to him that you went out of your way to make them

Akaashi

He'll secretly relish your attention

The type to look kver at you and instantly start daydreaming and zone out, sighing dreamily and your bashful smile

Poor guy is nowhere near as famous as Bokuto and it sometimes gets to him, but then he realises that he has you cheering him on

He's the type to secretly send you winks and they're a mix of Bokuto and Kuroo

Super secretive about his relationship with you, he wants you to be comfortable and secure

Massive sweetheart 24/7

"Y/n... i wish you didn't scream like that when i set, it'll damage your voice!" "Y/n, do you have a headache or anything?"

Literally just wants you to be ok

Loves your attention, but he's constantly super worried that something bad will happen

Your cheering boosts the entire team's morale and performance, but no one more than Akaashi

90% of the time, your cheering and wide grins of encouragement will remind him to concentrate and stay calm

He's the support tower for the team, and he relies on you to keep him sane

a/n: im so so sorry if this is bad or looses rhythm at any point, i kept getting distracted by friends lmao, it's been ages since i've spoke to them and i missed them so much, so i often got distracted by them being funny, sorry once again!!!