#lmaoo this is such a funny interaction

[leons-art-pit]

you put two hot heads in a room and no one is going to be able to predict what happens next <3

zed looks so tired, i did not mean for him to be exhausted. skizz has accepted whatever dynamic tango and joel have going on :D

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

the nice thing about me having a stable permanent job now is that I can have co-worker besties! 😁

[lilywalkers]

ariana grande and timothee chalamet single-handedly bringing back funny snl skits

[gifti3]

[besooyoung]

taste that thunder? yeah... that's the smoke alarm ¤ w/ @bejoomi

sooyoung wasn’t the best at following her therapist’s suggestions, but this one—this one she was determined to ace. cooking. real cooking. none of that “just add water and hope” nonsense. she was a mature, responsible adult, and mature, responsible adults knew how to make at least one edible meal that didn’t come from a convenience store aisle.

that’s what she told herself, anyway.

it’s also what she texted joomi before he even had a chance to escape training for the night:

hope you’re hungry. chef moon is IN. no refunds, no regrets 🫡🔥

and now? now her kitchen looks like a low-budget cooking show gone horribly off-script. there’s flour dusting the counter like fresh snowfall, a suspiciously scorched pot sulking in the sink, and she’s wearing an apron that says kiss the cook—ironic, really, considering she’s debating kissing this entire cooking attempt goodbye.

she’s mid-wrestle with a way-too-thick batter when the door sounds. without thinking, she yells over her shoulder, “don’t panic! everything’s completely under control!”

something audibly sizzles, ominous and threatening. she winces.

by the time joomi steps inside, sooyoung is standing there with a wooden spoon clenched like a weapon, a smear of flour across her cheek and the kind of manic determination in her eyes that says she is not going down with this ship.

“listen,” she starts, trying for casual, waving the spoon like it’s some kind of magic wand. “this is called the experimental stage of the recipe. it’s very advanced. top chef material.”

a beat. something bubbles behind her in a deeply concerning way.

“…maybe a tiiiiny bit of assistance wouldn’t hurt, though? strictly sous-chef duties i swear. you in?”

she grins, hopeful, already halfway accepting her fate but refusing to lose before the final round. and hey—if all else fails, there’s always that convenience store down the street. but that’s future them’s problem, right?

[sophfandoms53]

There was something magical about the way the crowd at Sonic Symphony on Saturday was just so connected throughout every single song. Not even just all the screams and the cheers and singing of the lyrics.

That memory of a sold out theater filled with Sonic fans with no shame about loving this franchise and it’s music I will truly never forget any of it. It was something younger Soph would have never thought could happen to her but I’m so glad I can stand here for my younger self and tell her it happened and that she has nothing to be ashamed about🥹🫶

It was just a night of joy and fun. Everyone just had a good time with it. It was so surreal.

Things in this franchise that were memed and made fun of were celebrated. I honestly couldn’t believe it while I stood there.

When they started I Am All of Me and the way everyone screamed the moment Shadow pulled out that gun. The way we cheered when Maria got shot was so unserious 😭 (there’s footage of this online btw)

Everyone singing the lyrics to I’m Here’s section of the Frontier’s medley.

That one person yelling “Here we….” And the rest of us finished it with “GO!” during Unleashed’s medley.

The speech Ty made before leading into Endless Possibilities about what it was like for him growing up as that nerdy kid into video games and music and how he never let that stop him and look where he is now because the possibilities truly are never ending. It made me break beyond words during Endless Possibilities.

The “Good! Great! Awesome! Outstanding! Amazing!” BOTH times during Planet Wisp.

The chant for Live and Learn.

The JOY for both His World and Knight of the Wind.

How we all collectively lost our minds during Escape From the City.

And how they added in an acoustic version of One Way Dream as a thank you to us for selling out the night and being such an interactive audience. And knowing One Way Dream was Sega’s love letter to the fans for sticking by just made it hit all the more harder for me🥹

To any Sonic fan, if you can, go see this show. Your younger self and your current self will thank you for it. It’s completely worth it and it makes all the love and dedication to this franchise and to these characters mean so much more.

[randomositycat]

Lunch break over oh my GOD I'm itching to read v4 ch 9 im THROW ING UP the cliffhanger from ch 8 made me start yelling

[glowsgreen]

@mountaindmned liked for a starter.

“I’m a man of Science, Mr. Fiddler. I’m interested in facts, not fairytales.”

[gales-boyfriend]

IM FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOOO

[choccy-milky]

BAHAHAH OMGGG TYY I LOVE THIS SMMM CLORA IN BRAIDS CLORA IN BRAIDS AND THE HAIRCLIP THERE TOO!!!��🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ seb and me having the same reaction fr...😍god... i love dahlia so much she's 100% that friend in the movies that gives you a makeover and turns you into the most beautiful person in school LMAO we love to see a GIRLS GIRL AT WORK!!!👯💖

Dahlia styling Clora’s hair JUUSSSTTTT right

( Clora 💙 @choccy-milky )

[kavehayati]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER LAST YEAR I SAW A GIRL WITH AN ALHAITHAM WALLPAPER ON HER LAPTOP

[uitzinnigmp3]

im not going to put this under the post i just reblogged bc i dont wanna get hatecrimed but

this- from an mcu fan ???? babygirl have you seen your own fandom help akhfksjf

[bluukive]

hihihi!! i admire your works sm i lobloblob ♡ i was hoping you could hear me out on a smau idea i got for the jjk men ^^ basically just their reaction on reader owning any of quan millz books.. If you dk him you could search him up on tiktok, dude's amazing honestly lmfao... It's alright if you don't wanna do it, but if you end up doing it thank you sm!! ><

Bookworm

coɴтεɴт - MDNI, please have an age in bio when interacting, jjk x reader, suggestive, jjk men finding readers Quan Millz book, Gojo being mean

cнαrαcтεrѕ - Nanami, Geto, Sukuna, Gojo, Toji

an - aaaa tysm for reading my works <33 I've seen some stuff about Quan Millz on tt but I've never read a book by him lmaoo. Dudes funny tho

[written-in-knife]

Hello! Love your Floyd fic and may I ask a request about Reader/Yuu having a crush on Floyd, but Floyd is not ready to commit yet/doesnt see the point of it so reader keeps getting lead on and reader realizes that it would go to nowhere so they stopped pursuing. Floyd was supposed to be happy that the courting stopped but found out that he can't stop looking at reader interacting with someone else other than him.

Basically like the Flipped movie, just wholesome/hurt/comfort with the main theme of figuring out ones feelings. Reader and Floyd don't require to be together in the end just like in the Flipped movie but Im fine if they get together too! Im torn between the two. Please disregard this if you don't feel comfy creating it ^^

Disappointed

Floyd Leech x gn!reader one-sided both ways, background Ace Trappola x gn!reader, not explicit, could easily be read as platonic and/or fake dating

they/them pronouns, is THIS angst? I think this is angst, background hurt/comfort for reader but not Floyd :)

Word Count: 1098

I've never seen Flipped, but I love this premise and I'm going to make it Worse :) pretty short but this is what we call a tasty little morsel lmaoo

Floyd knew you were interested in him, how could he not? You made it so obvious. He thought it was funny at first, how you kept handing him little trinkets and rushing away, eventually getting brave enough to hang around him. But you kept coming, even on his bad days. For months, you kept stopping by the Mostro Lounge or catching him in the hallways or showing up to basketball games. It stopped being so fun after awhile. He'd thrown most of the trinkets that you'd given him away, not really interested in your courting attempts in the first place. It was just fun for him to watch you flit around like the little shrimp you were. He never stopped you, even if he knew this would never go further than your silly little attempts.

You'd brought him a tiny blown glass eel you'd found in town after a basketball game, catching him before he went into the locker room. You handed it to him with that same hopeful smile you always had on your face, and he took it from you with the same minimal acknowledgement that he always did. The second the door closed behind him in the locker room, he tossed the little eel into the trash with as much acknowledgement as he'd given you before moving to change out of his uniform.

"What was that?" Ace scoffed as he pulled off his jersey, tossing it into his locker haphazardly.

"Shrimpy keeps givin' me crap I don't want." Floyd shrugged, moving over to his locker as Ace gave him a confused look. "I've just been throwin' it away."

He didn't pay any attention as Ace moved over to the garbage, pulling the little glass figure out of the bin with a loud huff.

"You could just tell 'em you don't want it, you know." Ace snapped at him, taking the figure back to his locker. "They spent money on this crap trying to get you to notice them! Quit leading 'em on!"

Floyd rolled his eyes dramatically as he turned to Ace, glaring him down. "And hafta see 'em cry or somethin'? Hard pass."

You knew you were being blatantly obvious about your attraction to Floyd, you thought he might've been flirting back whenever he teased you about it. What you perceived as flirting was the only thing keeping you from getting discouraged after so long trying to court him. You didn't realize exactly how wrong you were until Ace came to find you when he was done in the locker room, the glass blown figure you'd given Floyd in his hands. Your heart sank as he apologized, telling you that he'd watched Floyd throw it away the second you wouldn't see, that apparently that's where all your gifts had gone. In the trash. You were embarrassed and disappointed, a lot of Floyd's actions making much more sense to you now. You took the figure back with trembling fingers, trying to put on a brave face for your friend, but you were devastated. You'd tried really hard to pick out things you thought Floyd would like, you thought you might've been getting somewhere. It hurt to find out where all that effort was really going.

Floyd noticed before the end of the week that you hadn't come by. You'd become a regular presence in his life, not necessarily daily, but often enough that your absence was notable. At first, he really didn't care much, it was one less thing he had to deal with. But something nagged at the back of his head about it. He tried to ignore it, but it was making his mood significantly worse. He didn't even know what it was, he was supposed to be happy that you weren't hanging around him all the time... wasn't he?

He didn't start to realize what the feeling was until he saw you weeks later. Basketball practice had just let out and he spotted you in the hall outside the locker room. Before he could go over and ask where you'd been, Ace pushed past him to you, throwing an arm around your shoulders and poking at your cheek. He watched you laugh at whatever Ace had said as the two of you turned away from him to leave. The nagging feeling in the back of his head returned tenfold, surprising him as he watched you disappear around a corner. Why was he jealous of Ace? He hadn't been interested before, why would he be jealous of something he didn't want? It wasn't even on purpose, it felt more like karma that Floyd kept seeing you in the halls every day now. Always with Ace. He saw the delighted smiles on your face, the way you would blush and smack his chest when he whispered in your ear, the damn arm that was always around your shoulders. You'd sure moved on quick, if you could call multiple weeks quick. And why wouldn't you? Ace had likely told you what Floyd had been doing after he found out, he was probably there to comfort you in the aftermath, he was one of your best friends after all. Rationalizing it in his head didn't help, he still had an awful pit in his gut whenever he saw the two of you. You leaving him alone was what he wanted anyways, wasn't it?

Floyd let it go on for a few more weeks, even Jade tried to figure out what had him so upset. But how could Jade help when Floyd couldn't figure out his own feelings about it? It came to a head after another basketball practice, back in the locker room. Floyd was slow to get changed, waiting until Ace had gotten dressed and was about to leave.

"So you and Shrimpy, huh?" He asked as Ace walked past, trying to keep his tone casual.

"You snooze you lose?" Ace offered with a shrug, shooting him a smirk before walking out of the locker room.

"Yeah..." Floyd muttered to himself.

He sat in the feeling for a moment, finally able to see it for what it was. He was disappointed. Disappointed he hadn't realized sooner, disappointed he hadn't just turned you down so he could maybe try himself later. Disappointed it wasn't him. You had become such a regular presence in his life, he hadn't realized he was taking it for granted. Hadn't realized that when he stopped finding your courting fun, it wasn't because he didn't like it, it had just stopped being surprising. And he had no one to blame but himself.

I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO USE MY WORK TO TRAIN AI

MASTERLIST

[dontbesoweirdkira]

GIRL I HAVE THE CONTINUATUON OF THE WACK IDEA WITH MOMMY'S GIRL!BIOLOGICAL!BATSIS LMAOO. If her relationship with Damian is funny her relationship with Bruce is even funnier.

Reader being very disinterested and "ewww" at Bruce bc wtf is that ineffective morals, bad parenting, and ugly costume? Her mama is everything and he's just Bruce. WHILE SHE'S A TOTAL MAMA'S GIRL KNOWN IN THE ASSASSIN INDUSTRY AS HER MOTHER'S SHADOW BC SHE FOLLOWS HER MA EVERYWHERE LIKE A DUCKLING. Annoys ma for fun too. Bruce wanting to interact with her? Nuh uh. Nada. He's getting nothing.

Bruce getting his ass beat somewhere? Meh. Mama promised to come back at 09.00 AM and it's 09.01 and mama's not there? PANICK. SCREAMING. CRYING. THROWING UP. (mama got late bc just went to buy snacks for both you and her after doing assassin shit).

Bruce wanting to keep his daughter but his daughter sticks to his ex like a glue 😭

Here's the thing, Damian definitely wants to go with her too. Damian has his bags packed and is ready to be out the door with batsis. Can't blame him, he knows that his life is better with ya'll. He Lowkey freaking out with you when your mom is late lmaooo.

*fighting Damian off from getting in the car with you*

Bruce doesn't know what to do with himself because like wtf. Like can you imagine being a billionaire and cool on paper but like you failed to impress your child. Can you imagine Bruce trying not to die as he watches you cling onto your mom and he wishes that was him.

He's trying to stall you guys leaving by offering dinner and even trying to seduce your mother so he can figure out how to keep you but its failing so hard. It's funny watching him get rejected over and over. He has thought about attacking your mother and just kidnapping you but his ass would be BEAT. He is not winning against her like, sick try again.

Bruce giving Damian the side eye tho when he asks to leave with ya'll. He's thinking lowly of his father too, besides he wants to be with his sis.

Bruce has to pull the boy by the collar to get him back in the house and Damian is kicking, crying, throwing up.

BYE. This whole family is so un-serious.

Bruce and Damian are definitely tracking bat!sis down tho. Like they will steal you back in the dead of night. You cannot get away that easily boo.

[quixotical-lymbo]

AAAA HIIII‼️‼️ LOWKEY UR ONE OF THE BLOGS IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH BUT FARRRRR TOO SCARED TO INTERACT WITH BC IM LIKE THAT, BUT IM TWEAKING OVER D16 RNNNN 😭😭

If its not too much to ask but could i req for some basic D16 hcs or a drabble with a child reader or possibly his child? (IDK HOW AGE AND CHILDREN WORK IN CYBERTRON LMAOO) I really dont mind what you make IM OBSESSED WITH UR WRITINGGG!!

Please take care of urself and eat drink and sleep!! Love the work, keep it up!!!

Pairing: D-16 &  gn!sparkling!Reader Rating: SFW Summary: headcanons of D-16 taking care of his sparkling :3 Warnings/Tags: Canon divergence, pre-canon, cybertronian reader, fluff, family shenanigans, Orion Pax can be viewed as a second father figure/uncle, angst, and typical family dynamics A/N: ahh!! ty! don't be afraid to interact with me :) and writing this was so fun! I had some help from @skelswritingcorner headcanon about sparklings.  Word Count: 1300+ words 

How you two met 

🟡 It was really funny. 

🟡 Ok, no it wasn't. D-16 could've imagined anything else happening during the cycle, anything but something falling on top of his head while he was taking a stroll around Iacon. 

🟡 It was a weird…mini-bot thingy that looked unordinary. If D-16 had to describe you in a few words, it would be tiny, small, and helpless. 

But…the way your optics online as you took in your surroundings and your big, wide optics stared into his own awoke some protective instinct within him. So, he carefully tucked you in his arms and hurried back to the mines. 

Early dynamics 

🟡 D-16 treated you like you were made out of glass, it didn't help that the dust and other particles around the mines made your systems irritated to the point of crying. 

🟡 Oh Primus, the first time you wailed loudly, every bot starred in his direction as the noises shrieking from his chassis area increased. D-16 had to quickly excuse himself to the showers and hide in there with you to shush you. 

🟡 Overtime, D-16 learned how to tend to your needs and taking care of you became easier with each passing deca-cycle. 

Current Dynamics 

🟡 Who knew a little bot like you who ate little, chirp, scream a bit,  slept a lot, and couldn't walk would be easy to take care of. 

🟡 Oh man, once you've grown enough to stand on your own two pedes, things get harder for D-16 as he now has to keep a closer optic on you at all times. 

🟡 You had a knack for getting into places you shouldn't be in and D-16's spark nearly stopped when he caught you trying to sneak inside of a mining shaft. You were scolded, of course, but that didn't stop you from trying again.

🟡 As tiring as it is to watch over you, D-16 felt it was worth it if it meant seeing your bright smile each time. 

Uncle Pax 

🟡 Ok, so. Remember the incident when D-16 first brought you in? Well, Orion wasn't too far on D-16's tailpipe. When he saw what his best friend brought into the showers, he was…excited?

🟡 "Why are you smiling so-" 

🟡 "Do you realize what you have in your servos right now?! That's a sparkling!" 

🟡 "????"

🟡 "Dude, I read about them and they-" 

🟡 Orion goes into detail about the records he's skimmed about tiny cybertronians who were referred to as sparklings. 

🟡 The old records hypothesize that they were an alternative way to produce bots in large quantities, there were downsides to this method since the bots that came out were…not up to par with being on their own unless someone cared for them. 

🟡 There's a theory that the method was abandoned due to how much time it takes for these sparklings to grow and be a part of society. No one has seen a sparkling since, and those that already grew up from being sparklings are a scarce number. 

🟡 To say Orion was siked that D-16 practically held a living relic in his servos was an understatement, he even proposed to take over caring for the sparkling as their 'sire.' A term, D-16 later learned was the role given to bots who created a close, familial bond with these sparklings. 

🟡 D-16, for some reason, decided to decline Orion's offer but allowed him to help whenever he could 

🟡 And help Orion did. Much to D-16's displeasure of his friend encouraging his sparkling to get into trouble.

🟡 Heading off into the archives together became a pastime for you two. 

🟡 Even if your sire got mad when your uncle almost got caught by the high guards, it was fun clinging to his back as he jumped through hoops to get away from them.

🟡 Keeping you hidden from others was important, but your uncle adding a bit of fun in your life made it bearable when you were kept away from the light of day. 

Affection? 

🟡 D-16 and you will sometimes butt helms as a form of affection, especially after a petty spat.

🟡 Hugs are on the table and D-16 loves embarrassing you with a bear hug, might even make kissy faces until you squeal and pull yourself out of his arms

🟡 All and all, D-16 has physical touch as a love language (helm pats, arm rubs, scooping you up and throwing you in the air, etc). 

Arguments? 

🟡 Speaking of keeping you hidden, you couldn't understand why your sire didn't want others to see you

🟡 You did nothing wrong, but your sire was having none of it.

🟡 "Do you want to be taken away from me and Pax?" 

🟡 Same old excuse did nothing to stop you from sneaking out at night and exploring the streets of Iacon

🟡 Trying to sneak back in was the harder part, because D-16 would already notice your absence and panic. You always have an earful waiting for you when you get back home.

 

🟡🟡🟡 Drabble 1: Bundle of Joy 🟡🟡🟡

"Alright! Time to switch with the night crew, make way everybody!" The command from the captain of the mining crew felt like a blessing. Orion wiped the coolant from his forehelm and glanced around the area, making sure that no one was watching–he made his way towards the exit while every bot spoke among each other. 

Up ahead, a familiar jaundice-eyed mech approaching with something behind his back. 

As the two near each other, a single nod was exchanged before the bundle in D-16's servo was passed off to Orion.

Orion continued walking out of the mines until he reached a safe distance to unwrap the bundle and cooed as your bright (o/c)'s came into view. He wiggled a digit in your face and couldn't stop the smile growing on his dermas as you grasped his digit and giggled. 

"Come on, we have a berth time story with our designations on it."

Orion carefully tucked you in his arm and walked toward the shared quarters. 

 ��

🟡🟡🟡Drabble 2: Goodbye, for now. 🟡🟡🟡

"Oh? What's this…or rather, who?" 

You shrieked as you were plucked from behind your sire's knelt form. 

"No-! Let them go!" D-16 was quick to lunge for Sentinel and was knocked back by the guards and their weapons. 

"Ah ha! So this was the little relic I've been hearing so much about?" Sentinel held you up by the back of your neck cables and rotated you like some sort of spectacle."I remember when you guys existed, a shame I'll have no use for you, but my wall is missing a new mount…" 

"You monster!" B-127 shouted as he attempted to stand but was also shoved to the ground by a weapon. 

Sentinel was about to say some witty remark when a large shadow pounced on him. Chaos erupted as D-16 tackled the false Prime and began raining his fists on Sentinel. The guards all came to Sentinel's aid, which gave Bee enough time to break free, slice down a guard that tried taking you and scooped you up from the ground. 

"Hey little dude, everything's ok, ok-?" Bee bounced you in his arms as the tears on your face continued forming at the edge of your optics. Where was your sire? 

A loud crash caught your and Bee's attention as the two whipped helms as a large hole appeared in the wall of Sentinel's office. Your sire and Sentinel were nowhere to be found. 

"Ok…let's go help Dee!" Bee glanced around the damaged space before running out.

Everything happened way too fast for your little processor to make anything make sense. In one second, your sire's friend—and practically your secondary sire—was falling in a hole, then your sire…did something bad but B-127 covered your optics before you could see what happened, and then you were carried toward the dome's roof staring at the unfamiliar mech before you.

"Go…Take the high guard and leave, you are banished from Iacon." Optimus Prime paused, his optics flickering toward the trio slowly approaching. Elita-1, B-127, and…you. 

"It didn't have to end this way," Optimus returned his gaze to his former friend. 

"...this isn't over, Prime." Megatron seethed. 

The two momentarily paused as your small voice called out to your sire. Megatron's optics dimmed as he lowered his helm, a tense silence followed before Megatron finally raised his helm and spoke, "Keep the liability with you, I don't have room for any weaknesses. Not anymore." 

"..." Optimus Prime refused to speak, fearing that his voice would've matched the growing pain in his spark. 

Megatron huffed before limping away and commanding the high guard to follow him. 

B-127 grunted as you wiggled and trashed in his hold, trying to get to your sire and-

Your teary gaze watched in shock as your sire, your only family, your world up and left you behind. Your fans kicked in as you lost the ability to breathe, your vision grew blurry as the wails in your intake were stomped by the lump causing a croaked sob to leave you. 

You buried your faceplate in the B-127's chassis. 

B-127 and Elita-1 shared a glance, one twisted with pain for the crying sparkling and the other hesitation. B-127 turned to look at the new Prime and found he had already made his way over and reached for you. 

B-127 handed you off to the larger mech and Optimus rubbed your back, shushing and whispering comforting words in your audial. 

"We…have a lot of work to do, for now, we all deserve a rest." Optimus murmured to the other two. Elita-1 already understood Optimus's hidden intention and took charge as she directed her attention to the awaiting crowd of bots. 

B-127 glanced between Elita-1 and Optimus before joining Elita. Optimus turned his attention to you.

"Do not worry, little one, I'm here." Optimus reassured. "I will not leave you, not now, not ever." 

"...promise?" 

Optimus smiled for the first time since he came back from being offline. 

"I promise." 

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