#ALSO IT WAS FUNNY TOO
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#so im finally reading through devilgram stuff#and i ended up reading asmos new card “Christmas Gifts”#its cute chill whatever#and im like oo let me read snowy bliss since i was so desperate to have this card for YEARS#so i finally get to actually read the story....#um that shit was way better than the christmas gifts one...!#like im actually tearing up cause wtf lmaoo#it just vibes with me so much better#i loved the interactions with asmo there so much more#i think its my fav card so far in nightbringer#AND ITS AN OG OBEY ME CARD#orz what happened#i just wanna snuggle up next to asmo and do coupley stuff#like sure the christmas gifts one isnt bad#but comparing it really just makes me kinda sad ig#i want to be romantic in these cards#cause im really busting my butt to collect them u know#anyways actual image of me trying to hold my unnecessary tears back#ALSO IT WAS FUNNY TOO#like theres an option where you can ask if asmo is talking about something perverted#and hes like im not perverted#with that stupid smile on his face#and it just tickled me so much#to me thats just really funny#like effortlessly funny#cause thats such cap#i like the kiss option more but man its still so good#i really miss this asmo okay yea he was a lot but i liked it#his forwardness and lack of shame when it came to this stuff is comforting to me okay!! *wails*
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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler
#I KNOWWWW ITS FUNNY TO SAY.#and I KNOWWWW they do fucked up things#BUT THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. they're fucked up but they're not evil#I love dolphins. I think they're delightful. they're complex and intelligent and unfortunately complex and intelligent animals#sometimes do bad things. this doesn't make them evil. they're ANIMALS#also I think its a liiittle unfair. most dolphins are purely fun and games oriented silly water mammals. SOME dolphins are dickheads#don't take this post too seriously!! I am simply musing I am not trying to start Dolphin Discourse
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Just saw a post that reminded me that when i was in the botanical gardens today there was a new sign with a photo of a cat and so clearly i was like oho? botanical garden mascot cat?? (mascat even) and went to see what the sign said and the sign said . See this cat? This cat is here all the time. she WILL beg you for pets. do not listen to her she is a fucking liar she will bite bite kill you. we do not own her. we do not know who owns her. if you know please fucking tell us. which is funny enough as like a sign purely because you know some botanical garden employees found this out the hard way but particularly funny because i MET THIS CAT WEEKS AGO. in the botanical gardens. she was sunning on a bench and very politely asked me for pets and was very nice for like ten minutes and then she bit me (not very hard, didn't break skin or anything) at which point i sternly told her well in that case i would not be petting her anymore and left and she followed me OUT of the gardens DOWN the street for a good bit, again shamelessly begging for pets. what an accomplished little criminal. neighborhood famous for lying and betrayal. god forbid women do anything
#i mean to be clear i do not believe in outside cats#but also. very funny#V pretty cat too#and GOD did she know it lol
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Arcane season 2 ending made me too sad so yk what, everything is fine actually, Viktor is now a teacher at the Academy and he mentors young Zaunite students. That's how I choose to cope.
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#arcane jinx#arcane ekko#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#jayvik#timebomb#arcane au#digital art#my art#clip studio paint#the amount of time I put into this piece is way too much for me lmao#I'm not used of drawing background that was a pain in the ass#but also I hid a few funny things on the blackboard feel free to look for it#very self indulgent#I'm craving Viktor and Jinx interactions they would have been such a cool duo in another life#Viktor being Jinx's mentor scratches my brain perfectly#I have so much thoughts about this au
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You know it's over for you when you can draw a whole page of only one character
Shamelessly plugging (pun intended) my Ramb essay on my most popular post of him lol. (Check it out if you want, I think it turned out neat!!)
#deltarune#deltarune ramb#ramb deltarune#ramb#deltarune chapter 3#my art#(holding the hand of the other 3 and half people drawing ramb) its ok guys you can draw him with his butt chin everything will be okay#I'll be right beside you the entire time there's no need to be scared#i had more serious drawing ideas but i drew them separately to this. there was also another jokey one that i ended up rendering for#the funny and now its too good to be posted with these#i wanna ramble about him so bad. (pun intended)#there's so much. to say. i wanna write a long ass text post but who'd read thATT#btw unrelated to anything did you know that his hair/doggy ears change colors between sprites? his front facing ones are light blue#but his sideways sprites are violet#i only know that cus i felt insane trying to accurately color pick when redrawing his expressions#does the deltarune team know about the eye dropper tool.....#ONE LAST PS someone reblogged my post about him last time saying they headcanon his voice as Wallace's from Wallace and gromit and#i wanna personally thank them cus its so perfect but now whenever i read his dialogue i also hear their opening music#another last ps i just wanna clarify that i absolutely love tenna gsjdkd. i just think that they don't like each other like. at all lmfao#sorry for making him look like a dick#if i was drawing tenna here ramb would be the asshole its mutual
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[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!
#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#HI THIS TOOK TOO LONG KJASDKLAJWKJAWEAWHAH#i tried to go for this very specific pop graphic style and disintegrated in the process#also the composition took three tries#very logicial thing to do 2 days before a midterm ik#HSJKDAEPFELELP HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT :D#i love the bamboys winners pov. bamboys i believe you in you together you are stronger <- incredibly delusional#listen it would be *REALLY* FUNNY#such a great team tho fr WOOOOOOO
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watever more bee and prowl brothers
#tfa#transformers animated#humanformers#prowl#tfa prowl#tfa bumblebee#bumblebee#talking to ur sibling and having a normal conversation for once but they immediatly give u the ick#IJBOOGLKHJMLKHG#my older sister has experienced this with me one too many times#bumblebee roblox kid...?#i dont think he would enjoy minecraft#i think he would get boerd very easily#he lieks playing multiplayer games with sari.. :3#siblings with huge age gaps is so funny to me#because like u have beef with ur sibling because theyre ur sibling but also ur like a grown man and hes 16#the dynamics r just so funny
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[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄
#kunst huli#zea dao oc#dragon age#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#rook datv#rook thorne#solas dragon age#fen'harel#i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG#also kind of on topic? theres a song#'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds#kind of veilguard coded tbhhh#rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic#its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy#i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people#but they would definitely be frustrated#and then also angry post-prison#they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ#even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg
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red flags!
#gempearl#trafficshipping#? could be platonic too who knows#semi continuation to that werewolf gem drawing i did a bit ago!!!#i love making up random scenarios in my head#when will they have a proper conversation in this series#billy knows whats up#shinyduo#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#trafficblr#its funny because i have a matching comic but its gem being scared of moth 5am pearl but i fear the wings kicked my ass and i cant finish i#also wanted to practice drawing tilly / billy !!!#wolf moment...#wild life smp#pearlescentmoon#geminitay
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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love love love the headcanon that theyre siblings fr. no i dont care about the lore implications i think its cute and thats all that matters to me <3
#sth#sth fanart#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#sonic the hedgehog#tails is there too but hes just going :O so he doesnt get tagged#roonies doodles#roonies comics#she has her quills down...... shes pink....... its all coming together#i just also think its funny for sonic and tails to be shocked about fundamental knowledge about their friends#theyre so in their own little bubble and forget the world keeps happening around them
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Has anyone else noticed this..?
#her quills change depending on her boyfriend...#as the resident amy multishipper its hard not to notice a pattern here#I know why these choices are usually made btw I just think its funny#(sonamy is modern shadamy is older and metamy is classic)#also this is a crappy drawing. im tired#this has WAY too many notes guys T^T#my art#sonic the hedgehog#sth#amy rose#amy rose the hedgehog#sonamy#shadamy#metamy
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made#seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies#she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her#seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father#Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place#finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better#WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH#listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit#would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can#the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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@akanemnon
The people must know. We await the 22nd impatiently.
(no we don't. we will wait at the apt amount of patience. this is just an excuse for one more flowey before the flowey)
#twin runes fanart#tenna deltarune#ant tenna#flowey#deltarune#asriel dreemurr#i feel like i am very close to being deep fried the more i do comic based fan art#yes buff flowey is official art on the border of console undertale#i also refuse to make my own tenna funny text. too much effort. (aka not enough time)
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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