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PHORA!!!!!

LCOKETTE !!!!

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(ESPN) N.erdy F.ootball L.eague 1st Round Playoff Recap 🏉💍🏈

As far as the standings going into the playoffs are concerned, Carla earned the top spot as the sole double digit win team in ESPN. Nobody else in the playoffs had less than 8 wins except Taurean who is the only playoff team with a sub.500 record (6-8). He beat out Oliver in a tie break for the final playoff spot.

Matt of course earned a bye along with Carla. Laura hasn't made the playoffs since she won it all in her inaugural year (except last year's controversial in). She has something to prove along with Peter. Peter must win to reclaim his dominance he once had PRIOR to Matt's arrival. Taurean is looking to have as much success in this league as his co commish has in his (friendly rivalry). Johnny although winning plenty of times before, doesn't not have a ring in his league yet because of lost records. Will he right this wrong?

The playoffs set it as Commissioners face each other (Taurean vs Laura) as Johnny faces his old coworker Peter who is on a mission.

Taurean 💍 Laura "Commish Battle"

Taurean stayed tried and true with his guy the G.O.A.T. Brady who thankfully had the best game of late with a 3 TD performance. Earlier in the Sunday slate, his OP flex of Fields gave him an edge as Justin ran for his life in the Bears vs Eagles game. CMC got over 100 yards (pro bowl snub) and Lamb went ha. In the cowboys upset loss. A pretty good outing between the Sunday games overall. A few surprises on the bench saw Gage and Pat's D with 20 plus points each. They definitely could have been better than the Garrett Wilson and Cowboys Def slots as the bench outproduced both.

For Laura, things were looking rough for Burrow in the 1st half of the Bucs game. The 2nd half was a complete opposite flurry of offense that set Cool Joe on a 40 plus performance. Diggs got less than double digits in a snowy wild game against the fins but almost all of her starting roster put out great points. Kittle went off...on the bench. Lucky Laura had played Purdy in a desperation move that turned out well in that exchange. Lockett was solid but Elliot and Jacobs added stability to her point total. A big risk playing Taysum paid off as Schultz on Taureans play only garnered 2 points to Hills 24.

Laura basically has a sizeable lead by the end of Sunday. Taurean had AJ Dillon left. 2 TDs later on MNF brought it close nearing the end. It was sadly not enough to overcome Laura's consistent point stacking from her starting roster.

Taurean lost and was eliminated from the playoffs. Meanwhile, Laura advances in what mist have felt a statement victory.

Congratulations in order for Laura as she clings for the ring. Kudos to Taurean for making it this far 👏

Peter 💍 Johnny

Johnny made the most trades in any Core 4 league to make it as a wildcard in ESPN at 8-6. Some trades put him at a deficit early in the season especially at the QB position. Relying on Danny Dimes and Jimmy G most of the way. When Jimmy went down for injury, desperation seeped in. Trades and waiver adds ensued. By making sacrifices with RBs, Johnny acquired Davante, Chase, and Jefferson all in trades to play 3 top tier WRs since there was a low supply of quality/dependable QBs. Trades for QBs failed on each attempt. Can he win without utilizing the QB premium of a superfluous by substituting a WR?

Peter had inconsistent results even with stellar players. Injuries, matchups, and last minute game scripts made his journey to the playoffs a bumpy one. Nonetheless, his steadfast insistence on sticking with his drafted players netted him enough wins to make it to the postseason.

Peter couldn't use Deebo which put him at a disadvantage. He sat Kamara as he has been lackluster this season. Of course, Kamara goes off to have a better game for the season on his bench. Amari was cold rather than hot. Andrews, yet again, has regressed due to factors with the Ravens (lack of WR playmaker, insistence on the run, Lamar injury, etc). Despite this, a hail Mary play in Trevor and Cousins (both in stunning wins) had the game of the season each on his roster.

Regardless of the awesome WR trio Johnny had and decent game from Broncos Defense...it simply wasn't enough. He played Peter on the wrong week. It happens.

Congratulations inorder to Peter for going onto the next round and kudos to Johnny for making the playoffs with trades galore.

While Commish buddies Johnny and Taurean face off for 5th, the final four for round 2 of the playoffs is cemented.

The final 4 sees Laura against Matt. Carla off her bye, will take on Peter.

Could we have another all female superbowl? Will the 2 most dominant players in league history face off in an epic matchup (Peter & Matt)? Each player has extra motivation.

Laura - Redemption

Carla - Quest for 1st 💍

Peter - Reclaim his throne

Matt - Make claim this is his league now.

Let's see what the 2nd round brings 4 da 💍

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not to be horny but i fear that sometimes I come across your blog on my dash and I like actually cry sometimes because I love you SO much but in such a platonic way that it like makes me nauseous

maybe this was tmi maybe im oversharing...

Awwww ILY !! And sorry about the tears, I promise you I’m not worth cryingg 😭😭 But I’m glad we’re #lockedin

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im gonna miss this diva when i leave...

😔😔 the diva will be back

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HIHI I LOVE YOUR NEW NAME

THANK YOU BABY 😛💗

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PHORA

HELLO

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okay so for starters I'm PREGNANT in the dream so i have my husband (how has no face is just like gray) and he's like cool whatever he's nice ig but he leaves to go to the store so i text him "apple juice." (even though i hate apple juice???) so he come back with my apple juice and im CHUGGING A 2 GALLON BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE. and then the apple juice makes me GO INTO LABOR. so i have an at home water birth and this baby comes out with black hair and gray eyes (aka nothing like me) and I'm like "whos baby did i birth because thats not mine." AND THE BABY. THE BABYYYYYY SAYS "Yes i am." LIKE???? GET OUT??? YOUVE JUST BEEN POPPED OUT?? PLEASE LEAVE??? but i love babies so like i just go "oh!" and then my dream ends there.

OH ! I… yeah ! Love that for you 💗

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i had an INSANE dream last night

TELL MEEEE

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it was the weirdest dream i've had in months slow. MONTHS. and also the first dream i've had in months

I hope you’re okay after that one

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watcha doing

Funny cause I feel asleep right after before you sent this. Rn I’m dreading having to write this 2K word essay.

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NEW THEME EATS!!!!

Thank you honeyliciousss

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cant even blame him cause i also would jerk off to starfire if i had the appendages too

SHE IS SO SEXY I SWEAR