#loki-does-not-vlog

[thatspanishwitch]

☀️ Good day everyone!

Name is Cape, I'm 22 years old, I've been practicing for 7 years now and I'm an omnist pagan of mixed decent -Zera Yisrael Sefardí, Moro/North African Andalusian and regular spanish White (celtiberian)-.

🌊 The north of Spain has a lot of folk practices and mythos that the south does not have, with this side vlog I want to figure out what little the south has and put it in a comprehensible list for any Spanish witches out there -and for myself-, this being said northern mythos and such will not be excluded and I will try to do a synchronism of sorts so that beings with different names, but that are the same/have little differences -which will be noted down-, are also taken into account.

☄️ This being said, yes I will be patriotic, but I will not tolerate facism/facha ideology here, and if I do catch anyone that thinks that way following me I will block you. This is not negotiable.

🌿 This is also a grimoire of sorts since I will be adding my own spells, correspondences and such, some of this will be UPG, have that in mind; in that same note I will most probably be posting about my deities too -be it memes or serious stuff-.

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Masterlist

Origin:

#og - original posts

#revlog - self explanatory

General:

#info - self explanatory

#spells - self explanatory

#meme - self explanatory

Personal:

#my perils - me speaking about life, nothing specific

My Deities:

#🐍 - Loki's tag (norse paganism)

#☀️ - Apollo's tag (hellenic paganism)

#🌿 - Cernunnos' tag (celtic paganism)

#🐙 - Koro-sensei's tag (pop-culture paganism)

Last updated 12-May-2024 Separators are mine

[smoshidiot]

PT 2!

ENJOYABLE

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MID - GOOD

New Year's Eve PSA Spiderman, Spiderman Three Guys in a Hotel Boxman Loses The Election Selling Out?! 5 Ways to Get a Girl Lizard Rabies Super Powers Halo Ruined My Life My New Hot Girlfriend Harry Potter Deleted Scenes 7 Uses of a $10,000 Check Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig Ian Is Pregnant Anthony Gets Engaged Washington's First Video Blog Mighty Smoshin Power Rangers If Kids Shows Were Real How to Hide Your Wiener in Public My 3D Glasses Changed Everything China Stole Our Ideas If Holidays Were Real Rejected Videos Makeup for Men Hot Robot Does Our Chores When Justin Bieber Hit Puberty Teens in the Wild Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3 Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 4 My Mail Order Bride Wii U Sports Dubstep Commercials Suck Life Hacking Attention Facebook Users Nipples on YouTube Hitchhiking 5,000,000 Subscribers How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend 15Hr Energy Drink A Smoshy Christmas That's Hot! Taken 4: The Prequel The Most Violent Game Ever My Friend's Hot Sister Magic Wipes Scribblenauts in Real Life I Have a Secret Son 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) Texting Gone Wrong Banned Airplane Safety Video Loki Interview Prank Smosh vs Zombies Flappy Bird Ruined My Life Name Rap or Die Backwards Challenge I Can Hear Your Thoughts Magic iPod We're Stuck in Slow Motion Autocorrect Fail Real Mario Lava Floor If Video Games Were Real 3 Emma Warson Surprise Prank The Adventure Time Adventure 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) Real Watch Dogs Anime Voice Swap iPhone 6 Revealed The Rock Interview Prank If Bieber Wrote His Songs Top 10 Video Game Dances 9 Most Horrible Bosses Real Minecraft Vacation 6 Ways to Get a Girl If Movies Were Real 3 Disney Star Wars Worst Proposals Ever What Guys Are Really Thinking Japanese Titanic We're in Super Mario The End of Christmas Marvel's The Lie Detector Every Boyfriend Ever Every Oscars Ever Every Super Villain Ever Smosh Solves Climate Change Video Game Items In Real Life 2 If TV Shows Were Real 3 Every Horror Movie Ever Every Football Game Ever If Every Thief was a Getaway Driver

hey guys: i ranked every smosh video

yes, every. single. smosh video. (every main channel sketch from 2005-2017 + 2023)

here it is under the cut if for some damn reason you're curious

♡ ABSOLUTE FAVES ♡ Paranormal Easy Bake Oven Sleepwalking Disaster Mortal Kombat Theme Food Battle 2006 Food Battle 2023 The Legend of Zelda Rap Axe Murderer Battleship Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Boxman's Girlfriend Pokemon Theme Ian's Birthday Anthony Gets a Haircut Pokemon Theme REVENGE That Damn Neighbor Assassins Creed 3 Song My Dead Friend Boxman 2.0 Boxman Smosh Short 1: Dolls Unitarded A Very Hairy Situation w/Billy Mays Anthony is Mexican Left Handed Magic Keyboard Food Battle 2007 That Damn Yard Sale Four Years Foreplay Pokemon In Real Life Stuck in a Toilet My Mom's AMAZING Video Sex Ed Rocks Going to the Mountains Stop Copying Me! Cursed Magic 8 Ball We Rule High School Dixon Cider Smosh the Movie Real Death Note Firetruck I Broke My Foot 1 Hour Special Ghostmates Food Battle 2008 The Ultimate Shoedown WTF! I'm Old! Food Battle 2010 Dolls: 10 Years Later The Real Party Song Kiss Currency PRETTY DAMN GOOD

Smash Rap Molester Moon Hand Bomb Sleeping Pill Disaster My Grandpa's Dirty Secret Food Battle 2011 Quest for the Scooter Smosh Found Dead Garrett's Blog How Not to Act on a First Date Longest Staring Contest Ever Extreme Sleepover Hardcore Max Real Voodoo Doll He's Driving Me Crazy First Person Shooters Suck Drink Your Own Piss Parents SuckWe're Stuck Together We Finally Released Our Banned Video Boxman for President Cat Soup I Caught Every Pokemon Ian is Dangerous Ian's First Girlfriend Ian Gets Lucky Manspider Happy Cow Food Battle 2012 Pizza Zombies Food Battle 2013 Evil Fortune Cookie Hardcore Max 2 Food Battle 2014 License Test Toy Airplane Food Battle X Finger Guns Google Glass SUCKS My Mutant Rash The NEW Smosh TV Show That Damn Shower EDITOR! Camp in a Van Sexual Sun Every Smosh Video Ever Addicted to Selfies Hide and Seek My Best Friend is a Robot How Google's Space Ship Failed Business Boy Emoji Curse Human Pokemon Battle Rejected Zelda Games We're Stuck in Fan Fiction

I LIKED THIS ONE

A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays Anthony's Death That Damn Prison Break Anthony's Resurrection Evil AI Tried to Kill Me We Summoned a Demon Help I Became an NPC Stranded Transformers Theme How Not to Make a First Impression The Best Car EVER Reunited? The HauntingMale Model Replacement Needed Easy Step April First Evil Chain Letter Power Rangers Theme Life as Ghosts Ep 1-4 Crybaby I'm Not Racist Pokemon In Real Life 2 The BEST Bottled Water Meeting My Identical Twin I Killed the Tooth Fairy Guys' Guide to Hugging Guys My Real Pet Pikachu Homeless Millionaire The Ditto - Movie Trailer Meat In Your Mouth I Love Lou Ferigno Anthony Poses for Playgirl?! Vader and Me Killer Teddy Bear That Damn Punishment Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH If Superheroes Were Real Worst Twist Endings Ever I'm Naked Pokemon In Real Life 3 How to Cover Up a Murder The World's First Internet Tutorial Motion Games Suck I'm Possessed By a Demon Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child My New Best Friend is a Robot My Weird Addiction Food Battle 2013 Assassins Creed 4 Song So Many Hickies Guns Suck My Morning Routine Guy's Guide to Being Manly Jurassic Pokemon Magic iPad 21 Things I'd Rather Do Than Smoke Netflix Rap Video Game Items In Real Life My Hot Online Girlfriend Murder Party

[delightfulfics]

Delightfulfics Masterlist <3

HELLO EVERYBODY! This is my blog where I write tickle fan-fictions (mainly with reader). This is SFW ONLY so please only requests with SFW. Please do not be shy to reach out to me and/or request prompts. Thank you all for the support and please do not forget to be kind to each other <3

Fandoms

*PROMPTS OPEN FOR BUSINESS*

Posted works down below ☟

Last Updated: 7/18/22

★ MARVEL ★

Loki x Reader

Never Steal From a God - Y/N steals something of Loki’s and let’s just say he is not happy about it.

The Visit (ft. Thor) - Thor and Loki are visiting the Avengers Compound and the reader is being cheeky and playful so the pair decide to get their revenge.

Pestering the God of Mischief - Y/N decides to bother the God of Mischief... bad idea.

Intimidated - Reader is scared of Loki and Loki fakes them out by using their weakness against them, tickling.

“I think I kinda like this...” (DRABBLE)

Steve x Reader

Shield Snatcher - Reader takes Steve’s shield for fun but when Steve finds out he chooses to show you how not so fun it is to steal his things.

A Game of Hide N’ Seek (ft. Bucky & Peter)

- Y/N and the rest of the Avengers decide to play Hide N’ Seek and when Y/N and Peter don’t listen or follow the rules it takes two certain soldiers to deal with them.

Two against one?! No way! (ft. Bucky) (DRABBLE)

Bucky x Reader

Vlogs With the Winter Solider (ft. Peter) - Y/N and Peter decide to vlog with Bucky Barnes but once he starts to get annoyed with them he decides to teach the kids a lesson.

The Reunion - Bucky and Reader reunite and Bucky tries to figure out if Reader is still ticklish. Bucky is successful but he forgets… he has the same weakness.

Peter Parker X Reader

Loyalty - Peter gets his wisdom tooth taken out and he get really honest about his feelings with the reader. Reader then realizes how much Peter is so loyal to them.

Try Not to Laugh - Peter and Y/N play a little game of “try not to laugh” and Y/N is not cracking so Peter turns to a last resort and gets surprised with new information about reader.

Tony Stark x Reader

Get Up - Y/N is too stubborn to wake up. But, Tony has the perfect way to get her up.

Don’t Throw a Pillow at Iron Man - Tony finds Reader napping before she has to train with Steve. He tries to wake them up peacefully but an annoyed Reader throws a pillow at him. He gets angry and decides they deserve a “punishment”

Avengers X Reader

Pranks - Reader and Peter are pulling pranks on the Avengers and secretly recording them to save for memories on their prank adventures but when one of the Avengers find their cameras they seek to get revenge.

The Fight Before Christmas - Y/N and Sam kept bickering all night and once Bucky has had enough he makes them shut up with laughter.

Peter Parker X Avengers

Smile (ft. Bucky)  - Bucky wants to know what's wrong with Peter and when he can't get the kid to talk he gets him to smile instead.

↬ SHERLOCK ↫

Sherlock x Reader

Always Get Permission From a Detective - You post a picture of Sherlock in his signature hat that he despises. You didn’t get permission and when he finds out who the culprit is he is not pleased.

Opening Up - Reader does not know how to act around with Sherlock because of his intimidating appearance and they want to find a way to relax around him and open up more and luckily Sherlock finds a way.

❦ SUPERNATURAL ❦

Dean Winchester X Reader

Don’t Test Me - Y/N finds out what happens when they mess with their big brother and its funny until they go too far and Dean stops you from testing him so much using your biggest weakness.

Something Funny - You find out exactly what happens when you wake Dean and lets just say its not as pleasant as you thought it would be.

“Where’s that smile?” (DRABBLE)

⤱ THE WITCHER ⤱

Geralt Rivia X Reader

Consequences - Reader messes with Geralt and has to face the consequences.

Geralt Rivia X Jaskier Pankratz X Reader

Cheer Up - Y/N is upset and Jaskier convinces Geralt to cheer them up.

[ashdreams2023]

Dating Loki and being playful and physically affectionate includes:

Loki wasn’t some grumpy old god, he’s the god of mischief after all

Though when he started dating you, it was a bit different

You always managed to keep him on his toes

It was little things you did but they were affective

Little harmless pranks, like hiding one of his daggers behind your back or painting his nails a bright color instead of their black cote

Then there was staring

He could be just drinking water and you’ll be like a curios cat watching him with a soft grin

When asked about it you just say you like being around him

You also make sure and without fail to give him at least one hug a day

He smacked you once because you tried to tickle him out of nowhere

Actually gets all blushy if you start kissing his face randomly

Likes that you cuddle him whenever he’s back from a tiring mission

Went to the beach with you once and was screaming half the time

"Be careful you’ll slip!!!"

"I’m fin-"

And you did get hurt but that didn’t stop you from sucking all the attention he gave you afterwards

Will let you drag him around if you’re shopping

You kiss his hands a lot and he likes it

It’s funny when both of you get drunk because your personalities switch

You have a vlog account on TikTok and your followers say he’s tired from your bullshit

"You still love me though"

Damn straight he does

He’ll genuinely feel dead if you get sick because you’re not your lively self anymore

The nicknames you throw at him, goodness he’s amused at how many you can come up with

His favorite is "mischief" though

He calls you "bumblebee" cause you’re sweet and move around a lot

If you geek out about other people he gets a little jealous

You pretend to be him all the time and it’s the most silliest adorable thing ever

"I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose!"

"Very funny darling and don’t hurt yourself with the cane"

You get competitive in games and he tries to see how many losses will it take you to give up already

You have a shirt with his symbol printed on it and you proudly show it to everyone

He doesn’t know what to do with you sometimes

[magicschoolbus-stowaway]

Avengers on YouTube

Steve has a baking channel, but he doesn’t know how to edit so the videos end up being like 7 hours long because he’s like "ok now you’ve gotta let the dough rise for 5 hours" and leaves the camera on for the entire 5 hours. And then he doesn't edit the five hours out so you can watch Nat coming into the kitchen and calling Clint because she has "a genius idea for a prank", Clint crawling out of the vent and hiding behind the cabinet to scare Tony when he comes in looking for a granola bar because Pepper told him to eat, Bruce making hot chocolate and spilling it everywhere when Clint jumps out and causes Tony to scream at the top of his lungs, Thor running in and almost hitting Clint in the face with his hammer because he heard Tony scream and he thought there was an enemy to fight and almost didn't realize it was Clint until it was too late, and Nat laughing at them all from a safe distance on top of the refrigerator. So Steve's videos are massive successes and Steve thinks its because of his baking talent and no one wants to hurt his feelings so they don't tell him that's probably not the reason.

Natasha has a pranking channel where she comes up with prank ideas and convinces other people to do them for her so she never gets in trouble, and then she hides and films the whole thing. And of course no one ever tattles on her because she's a terrifying Russian assassin so no one except her viewers know she's the real prankster of the tower. but on April fools she goes all out and takes credit for her own pranks, and the avengers are all relieved that Nat doesn't use her pranking abilities regularly cause everyone already pranks each other too much and can you imagine what would happen if Nat's genius was added to that? Nat just smiles.

Tony has a channel where he critiques people's fashion sense. He takes pictures of the avengers around the tower in whatever they're wearing, even if its their pajamas, and does a whole video critiquing it. "Today we have an outfit of Clint's, it almost looks like he's wearing his pajamas, and if anyone ever says that about your outfit you know its a fashion failure . . . the buttons are rather large, what were we going for here? this isn't the world's biggest button competition . . . the rubber duck pattern is far too colorful, its like looking at a walking neon sign outside a rubber duck store, but I appreciate the size of the ducks, a much more reasonable size than the buttons . . ." You would think the avengers would be annoyed, and they are, but they also think its hilarious. So sometimes everyone except Tony goes thrift shopping and tries to find the most ridiculous clothes, and then the next day they walk past Tony until he pulls out his phone and takes what he thinks is a subtle picture of them, and they wait eagerly for his next video to be uploaded to his channel.

Thor has a channel where he answers frequently asked questions about Asgard, because when the team was explaining youtube videos to him Nat said one thing they can be is educational. In every video he ends up praising Loki, or the Warriors Three and Sif, or the Valkyries for minutes on end because its clear he just thinks they're all amazing. And its just so wholesome that people will specifically ask questions in the comments like "tell me about the moment when Sif was the most heroic" and he will go off for forty minutes describing a battle where Sif saved hundreds of innocent villagers from invading aliens. And he's actually surprisingly funny? Like all his stories have comedic moments and even when you're crying about how much he loves his friends and how much you wished you had friends who loved you like that, you'll laugh out loud at a joke he made.

Clint has a vlog where he talks about any random thing that comes into his head. He never updates regularly: he might update twice in one day and then for three months he doesn't post anything. He doesn't have a specific place he films: one day he's sitting at his desk, the next he's on top of the refrigerator, and the next he's in the vents. He doesn't have any topics that are off limits: one day he's talking about the superiority of rubber ducks and the next day he's breaking down fascism and how it has surfaced in modern politics. His channel gets a lot of views because people think he's interesting because he's so unpredictable, plus most of his videos are kinda funny.

Bruce has a channel that's just edits of the other avengers. He's kinda camera shy himself, but he tapes tiny cameras all around the common areas of the tower and makes random edits. He has videos called "Nat smiling" (5 minutes long), "Steve making inspiring speeches" (2.5 hours), "Clint climbing into the vents awkwardly" (54 minutes), "Clint falling out of the vents" (42 minutes), "Nat convincing other people to do her pranks when she thinks no one is watching" (3 hours), "Thor being confused about Earth references" (1 hour), "Tony making random pop culture references" (11 hours), "Steve forgetting how to use his phone" (5 hours), and "Tony going to bed at a normal time" (7 minutes). His channel is probably the most popular of all, and Bruce is very proud of it.

[sweetsunflowerkisses]

the youtube-ing avenger

Summary: Headcannons for being a younger and newer avenger (like peter) and vlogging your life in the compound.

Warnings : None

(a/n) - I randomly thought of this while watching some Marvel theory videos on YouTube and this little idea popped into my brain so I took it and ran :D I really hate the title though TvT

- so to be honest you started the channel as a dare during a game with Shuri, Peter, Mj and Ned

- and mama didn’t raise a quitter so of course you did it but it actually was a lot of fun so you decided to keep up with it

- SO MANY TOP SECRET STUFF HAS BEEN LEAKED BY YOU AND THIS CHANNEL THOUGH

- the blueprints for Tony’s newest Iron-Man suit? exposed on camera

- Loki’s weird habit of hanging off the couch upside down while he reads? exposed on camera 

- Scott’s collection of avengers action figures? exposed on camera

- that map of hydra bases that still needed to be cleared? exposed on camera

- it got to the point where Tony started requiring Bruce to screen all of your videos before you could post them

- why he didn’t just force you to stop making them who knows?!

- (actually everyone does and it’s because he thinks that watching Loki and the avengers get mad or flustered when you catch something embarrassing about them on camera is incredibly funny)

- Steve genuinely supports it as a career path and would prefer it because it’s “less dangerous” than being an avenger 

- but let’s be honest the team would be lost without your sarcastic wit and intelligence

- your channel ends up becoming so popular that people start recognizing you more from that than your position as an actual avenger

- when you make videos with other avengers Shuri and Peter are honestly the fan favorites (though Loki and Bucky are close seconds)

- when you collaborate with Shuri it’s usually about showing people, especially women that Tech can be fun and cool ! and lots of kids really look up to shuri 

- Peter and Steve like making videos where they try and teach you things like throwing the shield or using the web shooters and the takes of you trying (and failing) usually end up in compilations

- LOKI WILL ALWAYS COLLAB ON PRANK VIDEOS 

- he pretends to hate taking time out of his day to do so but it’s very obvious that he enjoys it and it has definitely helped reshape his image in the eyes of the public

- WANDA AND POWER DEMONSTRATIONS

- WANDA AND BEING A BAD ASS

- you definitely once brought your camera on a mission just to film Wanda being cool :3

- SAM AND BUCKY HELPING YOU WITH COOKING VIDEOS 

- THEY ARE BOTH GODS AT BAKING AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE

- ESPECIALLY SAM HE FINDS SO MUCH COMFORT IN MAKING A NICE CAKE ! it def reminds him of when he used to bake with his family as a kid <3

- in the end YouTube, no matter how many times you get reprimanded for exposing thingd you shouldn't, was a great idea and the other avengers are grateful to have it and you brighting their lives just a little !

[ask-2p-hetaliaaa]

What would the 2ps do as youtubers?

2ps as youtubers:

Allen: Would be one of those fake ghost hunters that makes it onto Nuke's Top 5s.

"GUYS, GUYS, OHHH MYYY GODDD GUYYSSS,..... I THINK THAT WAS THE GHOOOSSTTT?? *pans to matt in a white sheet*"

Matt: Would upload funny out-of-context 5 second clips of his friends every 7 months. Gained popularity as a "top ironic humor figure"

Francois: His whole gimmick is staring into the camera for minutes on end without talking. People use him in reaction memes.

Oliver: Makes cooking videos, but in the style of Ted Nivision and twomad thanks to Allen's help with editing. Sometimes he swears in his videos, and when he does, his loyal following goes INSANE in the comments

Viktor: Makes audiobooks that peoples use as asmr to sleep. People who like Russian accents often flock to his videos as well

Xiao: Makes weed and vape reviews and 'hot boxes'; he collabs with matty smokes.

"WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKIN OVER 9000 UHHHH DECIMIBITEABLES PUFF *coughing and gagging in mandarin*"

Luciano: Makes reviews of movies and games that have mafias and gangs. Is absolutely brutal in these critiques.

Flavio: Does makeup tutorials, fashion showcases, shopping vlogs, etc. Would basically be like the Lunch Club if it were full of drag queens

Lutz: Makes really obnoxious yet entertaining vlogs doing stupid shit around his country. Says offensive shit in a joking way that everyone is fine with. Has probably held illegal meetups in a mcdonalds

Kuro: "extreme japanese apoligizing" - makes videos along the lines of that, basically clowning on his own culture. occasionally makes anime reviews.

Gillen: Makes gaming videos out of his twitch streams. Sometimes Roland will just be walking in the background and go "Hi!!" and the chat will not shut up about him for next 2 minutes

Roland: He's like Sam O Nella Academy but Austrian- He'll mainly make parody videos of ww1 and ww2 because we all know the funny ww1 and 2 austria jokes. Since he can play guitar, he adds bits inspired by bill wurtz that are just jingles, ends up being used in memes

Andres: Uploads pirated, obscure Spanish music with blank descriptions and no other context

Egil: twomad videos, basically. everything he posts feels like adhd personified, at random points the video will go 200x speed and back to normal its chaotic

Loki: Is a prank channel, but actually funny because his pranks are "lets set shit on fire until the police get involved"

Denmark: His gimmick is making fun of Francois and trying to beat him in subscribers, but Francois doesn't even know he has a channel. People meme in a bad way like "look at this dumbass"

Bernard: Makes commentary videos like Memeulous and James Marriott, has an ongoing joke of making fun of the 1ps (in a friendly way). at random points a picture of Berwald will pop up with the vine boom sound effect

Thurston: Screams into his camera about things that make him mad, a bunch of teenage girls stan him because they think he's hot and relatable. He then made a video screaming about how much he hates his fanbase, which didn't help at all. It only attracted Bernard's fans who clowned on him

Hermes: Makes videos explaining the lore of Greek Mythology, in a girl-talk sort of way. He tried making true crime videos but kept putting his opinions in which nearly got him canceled.

Caligula: Too old to use youtube. Only has an account to like Luciano's videos.

Germania: Also too old to use youtube. But he does comment on the germanic countries videos with things like "LETS FUCKING GOOO"; has become the Justin Y. of 2p comment sections

Leonas and Franciszek: Have a couples channel that people HATE because they act so fake that it's dreadfully annoying. Has had videos made about them by Bernard, Lutz and Flavio

Anastasia: Makes videos about self-care for both men and women, similar to channels like Sexplanations. Also makes videos teaching young adults to cook simple meals, how to do unique hairstyles using wigs of different lengths and textures, how to have a clean house (making beds, doing laundry, organizing cabinets and fridges), etc. Has a large following of people who genuinely appreciate her work and motivation

Katya: Uploads vertical phone videos of her at casinos drinking champagne, playing darts, winning slot machines, etc

Egor: Similar to SomeOrdinaryGamers. Browses the deep web on his AmogOS system he made.

Raimonds: Viktor doesn't allow him to have a youtube channel

Paul: Takes videos of him rolling down hills and making fun of people at his school. Luckily doesn't gain much traction because people would definitely cyber bully him. Most of the adult 2ps have an agreement to not mention him in their videos lest their followers go after him

Wy: Takes behind the scenes videos of Oliver's videos; Her following is basically just Oliver's following who think she's his daughter (she's not) (This rumor caused a huge scandal within the Ollie simping twitter community)

Romeo: Doesn't have youtube, has TikTok and makes shitty e-boy thirst traps and POVs. Bernard wears his merch as satire in his videos.

[avengersapology-vid]

The Avengers & Their TikTok Brand

Steve: "straight tiktok"- unfortunately as the face of America, steve is encouraged to maintain a clean and patriotic online presence. Does a few tiktok dances (helps fury learn renegade),and can occasionally be seen in sam and bucky's tiktoks.

Tony:"bartender & car tiktok"- teaches viewers how to make Avengers approved alcoholic/non-alcoholic beverages. Also films improvements to his suits, and cars. pretty much what you'd expect from a cool dad.

Bruce:"science/bill nye tiktok"- makes videos of himself mixing chemicals with cool leds & music. Teaches actual educational material, but stops doing lives after the uncomfortable amount of, "Choke me Dr.Banner", comments he'd receive when only his hands were in view.

Natasha:"dance/beauty guru tiktok"- does a cool series where she tries to do Pointe in different shoes (docs, crocs, converse etc.). Occasionally posts a thirst trap, and does bomb makeup looks. Mostly associated with straight tiktok.

Clint:"cottagecore/family tiktok"- king of cottagecore/farm life aesthetic tiktoks. Very family friendly, and you don't wanna miss out on the lives where and his wife show you how to bake. builds a lot of lot of things for his kids. He captions his tiktoks, and even teaches some sign language.

Thor:"wholesome/funny tiktok"- Thor's account is a bit of everything. He love pranking Loki and the team, and he loves vlogging in Asgard. Reviews Pop tarts so often he gets a brand deal. Calls his lives,"question time with mjolnir" and sets his beloved hammer up in chair next to him. Very wholesome indeed.

Loki:"witchtok"- proudly shows off his altar and even teaches viewers spells on live. Almost got cancelled for absolutely berating the baby witches who hexxed the moon. Wanda has to stop him from making Thor a sour jar in retaliation for all the pranks he does.

Sam:"storytime/cooking tiktok"- loves showing off healthy and even vegan recipes. gets famous for a crazy randonauting storytime he did;he, bucky, peter, and Thor almost die twice that night. Gets tired of all the girls asking about his "hot friend with the long dark hair"

Bucky:"movie review tiktok"- has a black bullet journal where he reviews movies he's seen as he tries to familiarize himself with modern-day media. Makes a thirst trap at Pietro's encouragement to that one molchat doma song and ends up on alt tiktok. tries to do cc for lyrics but gives up because he keeps losing the texts on the screen.

Pietro:"straight/thirst trap f**** boy POVS"- very much let's his good looks and charm get to his head. Wanda is always clowning him in the comments. Teams up with Sam & Bucky to flush out the weird creepy dad povs.

Wanda:"alt & witchtok"- like Loki she loves doing little altar tours. She also enjoys doing general tarot reading tiktoks and offers great meditation and intuition exercises. Almost breaks vision doing a tiktok couple trend.

Vision:"camera man"- doesn't really care for social media of any sort, but loves helping Wanda set up and film. literally short circuits when she does the "dropping the towel on my partner" trend. May find himself on August 27th tiktok.

Peter:"indie/alt tiktok"- at first it's just Peter parker posting tiktoks of MJ, Ned, and himself getting coffee or them randonauting. Then his identity as Spider-man is revealed and straight tiktok fights for him to be their king. Occasionally posts tiktoks as Spidey, but that results in him being on cosplay tiktok.

Nick:"what the hell is a tiktok?! Do I look like I know what a tiktok is? Man get out of my damn office, can't you see i'm busy?" *continues practicing renegade* "Friday, have Rogers report to my office immediately.

Coulson:"camera man"- like vision, mainly helps nick make tiktoks, although he's thought about joining "cosplay tiktok" and busting out his old cap costume.

[theofficialshield]

I regret offering to babysit Tony's kids.... This is how it went down:

*screams coming out of my house*

Peter*swinging from wall to wall while vlogging*:and this is the living room- say hi Hri!

Harley *playing monopoly with Vision*: ahhhhh you always win this is NOT FAIR *screams and flips table*

Nebula: *staring at the food rotating in the microwave* I'm hungry......

Loki: Hri we are out of chocolates go buy me more.

Me*running around while holding Morgan under my arm like a hand bag because she keeps bringing knives out of nowhere*: *on the verge of crying to Bruce on the phone* HELP MEEEEE.

This is why Tony owes me..... A LOT

I- 

wtf does Tony feed those kids

-Post by Maria Hill-Romanoff

[talk-geek-to-me]

All the ones you didn't do in the last ask!

So I’m finally getting around to doing this. and you fUCKING HATE ME. This is gonna be hella long.  (she asked for all of them)

This is for the WaterColor asks that I posted last night

Zinc White: how are you really feeling today? I’m very tired tbh like all i wanna do today is sleep rn. very tired

Cadmium Yellow: When you think of the word “happy” what's the first thing that comes to mind? ummmmm probably my boyfriend and the very funny moments you and i share

Lemon: What’s your comfort food? Ben and Jerry’s Brownie Batter Core Ice cream. that shit makes me feel better immediately

Hansa Yellow: What’s your guilty pleasure song? honestly idk, but i will tell you the song that I cant get enough of and its All Time Low by Jon Bellion. like i honestly cant get enough of it rn

Yellow Ochre: Name an artist/band whom you just discovered and cant get enough of. right now its the song that I just said in the last ask. but the band? shit ummmmmm, idk but i’ve been listening to anything in my liked playlist from spotify. so it varies

Naples Yellow: where do you feel most at home? uh, i dont really know. I moved to Idaho so i haven’t figured that most yet

Raw Sienna: with whom do you feel most at home? my boyfriend. I miss him so much and I honestly cant wait till i see him next

Golden Ochre: describe the relationship with your closest friend. JESS *insert random thing that im currently screaming about*

Golden Deep: what’s your favorite season? fall, i can wear converse and hoodies and be comfortable

Cadmiun orange: What do you like to do on your days off? i love to do things that have to get done. like today, i did more homework than i thought i was gonna do and cleaned my bathroom. it’s been a good day.

Orange lake: do you have anyone you can turn to when you’re sad? I listen to music and not do my homework, just focus on me

Titans: do you prefer slow mornings or relaxing evenings? tbh i think i prefer slow mornings cause im not a morning person so that gives me time to sleep in

Shaknazaryan Red: are you currently binge watching anything? CRIMINAL MINDS

red ochre; are you more right-brained (creative) or left-brained (analytical)? i think i’m a bit of both

burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it? not really theres a picture i really like tho. here’s the link! https://www.pinterest.com/pin/46865652355803785/

english red; what animal do you relate to most? honestly, a raven

vermilion; what’s your favorite accent? british, like tom holland and tom hiddleston british

cadmium red; do you have a “type” when it comes to a significant other? ....jess you know. but for those of you who don’t know, its the bad boy type... seriously, bucky barnes, loki, and according to jess its the dark-haired, chiseled features, built af, don’t worry, she made a point, like all the famous people im attracted to... all contain the same things that my boyfriend contains. my boyfriend is dark haired, chiseled features, thicc 

scarlet; describe your current crush/es. DARK HAIR, CHISELED FEATURES, BAD BOY TYPE BOYFRIEND

ruby; what does your ideal first date look like? honestly, i dont have one

carmine; what does your ideal second date look like? dont have one

madder lake red; would you ever kiss someone (or accept a kiss) on a first date? considering i kissed my boyfriend within the first hour of meeting him, sure

rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now? im actually keeping up with school rn and im fairly proud of myself

quinacridone rose; what’s something you’re really looking forward to? sleep

violet rose; what does your dream house look like? windows. so many windows big kitchen, comfortable

violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down? not really, i’d settle down anywhere as long as im with the man i love

blue lake; what would you like to do/accomplish before you settle down? traveling

cobalt blue spectral; what is the most beautiful place you have ever been to? honestly, i havent been there yet

ultramarine; when was the last time you were in a good mood? do you know/remember what sparked it? ummmm, im kinda always in a good mood?

blue; what’s the most recent dream you remember? [redacted] [redacted] [redeacted] [redacted] [redacted]

bright blue; what does your dream family look like? any kids or pets? how many of each? 2 or 3 kids, 2 dogs and hopefully a cat. married to my boyfriend

blue cobalt; do you like your name? would you give yourself a different name if you could? NO it’s too common, its why i prefer people call me meg or megs. i hate my name.

prussian azure; what’s your favorite scent? vanilla

azure blue; what’s your favorite type of tea, if any? lipton pure leaf raspberry tea, and it has to be cold

turquoise blue; if you could start a garden, what would you plant? literally anything that i could water every once in a while and it still be alive

cerulean blue; if you were guaranteed to have a viewership, would you start a youtube vlog? no, my life is really boring

glauconite; describe your body without using any negative adjectives. curves, well built, purple red hair. honestly, im super comfortable with my body

yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario? ya know that scene in vampire dairies when Damon is comforting Rose as she’s dying? yea it looks like that

green light; are you in a comfortable place in life? if not, what do you think might make it better? im pretty comfortable with it, just wish my boyfriend was with me

green; name three countries you want to visit; do you have any actual plans in place to visit any of them? ready? you’re gonna laugh jess, Romania, Ireland, England

emerald green; do you speak any languages besides english? are there any additional languages you want to learn? so my mom is from Chile, and she’s native in spanish, but im native in english and cant speak a lick of spanish, but i have been doing the duolingo spanish lessons and its like my latina side has woken up, but i cant speak spanish, i can read it and hear it and probably translate it for you

oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book? Stalking Jack The Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco

olive green; are you currently reading anything? how do you like it so far? no, im too busy with school and work that i dont have time to read anything and its making me sad. but i always have a book in my backpack just incase

mars brown; what’s a movie that always puts a smile on your face/makes you laugh? the first Avengers

burnt umber; what’s something you plan to do before the day is over to take care of yourself? clean my fucking greasy ass face

umber; have you drank enough water today? nope, thank you for reminding me tho

voronezhskaya black; what or who is your go-to outlet for when you need to vent? you, cause you always provide the best advice and make me feel like my emotions matter to you too

sepia; name five things that always make you happy. Superheroes, music, my boyfriend, my friends, and books, etc

indigo; what’s the best/sweetest compliment you have ever received? today, i was sitting in my car ordering my drink from dutch bros and someone told me that they liked my hair even tho he couldnt really see the color of it. But i get a lot of compliments from my boyfriend about my eyes

payne’s gray; describe your aesthetic? shit, uhhhh, superhero murderer? 

black; post a selfie because you are so beautiful! I’m gonna share with you the one that has my boyfriend going crazy 

[canyousevmyheavydirtysoul]

Bodyguard III: Avengers Assemble (Chapter 8) (B. Urie x Reader)

“GRENADE!”

On the Helicarrier bridge, the small device exploded, sending agents flying in every direction. In the smoke, Loki’s men entered, guns at the ready.

Fury knocked one out, using his handgun to shoot at another. While he moved to take care of a third, a fourth man entered. Unbeknownst to The Director, the henchman aimed his gun at his head, about to blow his brains out.

Agent Hill shot him in the head, eyes blazing. She was pissed.

And bleeding.

Giving her a short nod, Fury proceeded to join her in attacking the rest of the assailants. The place was chaotic; every available agent was playing defence, protecting the Helicarrier as best they could, while the tech employees scrambled in search of a hiding place.

Over the intercom, Agent Coulson’s voice sounded all throughout the ship. “We’ve got the Hulk, Thor and Snowflake on Research Level Four. Levels Two and Three are gone.”

Agent Hill yelled out almost immediately, knowing full well what a battle between three super-strong inhumans meant. “Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!”

“Get his attention,” Fury instructed calmly.

“Escort 6-0, proceed to Wishbone and engage hostile,” Hill said over the comms, “Don’t get too close.”

On the outside of the Helicarrier, a fighter jet pulled up. “Copy.”

The young pilot directed the jet over to where you, Thor and Hulk were fighting, seemingly evenly matched in terms of strength.

“Target acquired,” he spoke, aiming the jet’s guns at the Hulk, “Target engaged.”

Within a split second, a flurry of bullets were headed toward Hulk. The barrage of metal did no harm, each and every one of them bouncing off of his green skin.  

It did no harm, but it certainly pissed him off.

Hulk roared, running at the window. Crashing through the glass, he leapt at the jet.

“Target angry,” the pilot panicked, screaming once the Hulk landed on his jet, “TARGET ANGRY!”

Landing on the nose, Hulk tore at the metal of the jet as it swerved in the air. The pilot tried to eject himself, but he didn’t manage to get very far, sicnce Hulk grabbed him and threw him and his seat off to the side.

Fortunately, the parachute deployed just in time, and he was able to make a safe getaway, propelled further away as the jet exploded, sending Hulk plummeting to the Earth.

✧✧✧

Research Level Four.

Groaning, you gripped the edge of a nearby desk station and steadied yourself, faint flecks of orange reflecting in your eyes as you watched the fighter jet explode.

“Shit,” you mumbled, sucking in a breath as you turned to look at Thor, “you think he’s okay?”

“He was able to battle the both of us without any issue,” he responded, standing up himself, “I am certain he is fine.”

Nodding to yourself, you tossed a quick glance around the mostly destroyed area, suddenly remembering why your altercation with the Hulk had happened.

“Loki,” you said, face hardening.

Starting for the exit, Thor spoke over his shoulder. “Help where you can. I have him.”

“Right,” you spoke under your breath, lightly chewing on the inside of your cheek.

You weren’t entirely familiar with the dynamic of Thor and Loki’s relationship, and from a S.H.I.E.L.D agent’s standpoint, allowing the brothers to interact without the prescence of another Avenger was an insansely risky move.

But you let Thor go it alone because as you just then remembered – you had another two men to deal with.

✧✧✧

The bridge.

Bullets were flying in every direction as the S.H.I.E.L.D agents fired at Loki’s men, trying to keep them at bay. Fury was at the forefront, shooting at the enemies.

“They are not getting through here so what the-“

Rounding the corner, Agent Barton fired explosive arrows throughout the area, wrecking havoc and disorientating almost everyone in sight. He fired one more arrow, which hit the control panel; the arrowhead broke apart to reveal some sort of USB device and inserted itself into one of the control plugs, hacking the system.

“Engine One is now in shutdown,” a computerised voice rang over the intercom as the Helicarrier began to tilt dangerously. Everyone in the bridge was knocked off of their feet.

“Sir,” Dallon cried out urgently, trying his best to keep himself upright as he rushed to his station, “we’ve lost all power in Engine One.”

Staggering over to some railings, Fury pressed one finger to his ear and spoke over the comm network.

“It’s Barton, he took out our systems. He’s headed for the detention lab. Does anybody copy?”

Down in the lower engine room, Natasha sat in the carnage of Hulk’s rampage, shaking. Slowly, she lifted a hand to her earpiece.

“This is Agent Romanoff,” she said softly, voice shaky, “I copy.”

✧✧✧

Detention centre.

Running toward the cage where his brother was being kept, Thor saw the glass door begin to slide open.

“No!” he yelled, running forward to prevent Loki from escaping, only to go straight through him.

Reappearing behind him, Loki shut the door, locking Thor inside the cage.

“Are you ever not going to fall for that?” he mused cheekily.

Angrily, Thor struck his hammer against the glass; the cage cracked, but the attack caused it to shake off the bolts securing it in place, threatening to send the god on a thousand mile decline.

Mockingly, Loki let out a short laugh as he treaded over to the control panel. “The humans think us immortal…” he looked at his brother with a questioning stare, “shall we test that theory?”

In a matter of seconds, the God of Mischief had pressed a button that opened a chute beneath the cell, which would drop Thor to what (for any regular person) would be certain death.

Coulson suddenly appeared, weilding a large prototype Phase Two weapon.

“Move away please,” the agent asked politely, trepidation only barely evident in his tone.

Loki stepped back from the panel and Coulson gestured to the gun.

“Do you like this? We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer. Even I don’t know what it does. Do you wanna find out?”

The agent prepared to fire the weapon, but Loki disappeared. Reappearing behind Coulson, the god thrust the point of his dagger through the agent’s chest. Crying out, Coulson dropped to the floor.

“NO!” Thor hit his fist against the cage wall.

Returning to the panel, Loki pressed one more button, sending the cell – and Thor – flying from the ship.

Bleeding out and nearing his death, Coulson layed slumped against the wall of the detention centre, watching Loki as he turned to leave.

“You’re going to lose.”

Stopping in his tracks, Loki gave a brief glance over his shoulder. “Am I?”

“It’s in your nature.”

Turning so that he was facing the agent, Loki gestured with both hands as he replied. “Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky… where is my disadvantage?”

“You lack conviction.”

Loki’s face soured, and his tone turned harsh. “I don’t think I-“

Coulson took his oppurtunity, then, and fired the weapon. A blast of blue energy sent Loki flying through a wall.

“So that’s what it does.”

✧✧✧

Engine 3.

The Helicarrier was still falling, gaining speed as it declined. Iron Man was inside engine 3, attempting to kick start it by manually moving the huge rotors. He pushed the blades, flying faster and faster until they were able to spin on their own, leveling the ship.

“Cap,” Tony called out from inside the helmet, “hit the lever!”

Steve, who had been attacked by Loki’s men, was dangling from the side of the ship by a power chord. “I need a minute here!”

“Lever! Now!”

Cap hauled himself up, hurrying toward the lever.

Iron Man was pushed up against one of the rotors, which was now spinning too fast for him to escape.

“Uh-oh.”

Sucked into the blades, Iron Man was spun around wildly, trapped until Steve was finally able to pull the lever.

Now free, Tony was able to right himself and flew back to the ship, taking out the gunman who had resumed his attack on Steve.

Both men sat, absolutely spent, on the damaged, exposed floor of the Helicarrier. Looking out into the sky, they caught sight of a quinjet taking off from the deck of the ship.

Inside of it was Loki, who smiled down at the Helicarrier as it strayed further and further from his sight.

✧✧✧

Detention centre.

Fury rushed into the room, taking a kneeling postion beside Coulson’s limp body.

“I’m sorry, boss,” the agent said, gun still in his lap, “They got rabbitted.”

“Just stay awake,” Fury urged, tilting Coulson’s head, “Eyes on me.”

“Oh, I’m clockin’ out, here.”

“Not an option.”

Mustering up a weak smile, Fury’s right hand man reassured him one last time, “It’s okay, boss. This was never gonna work… if they didn’t have something… to-“

His breathing came to a halt. Regretfully, Fury stood up, letting the medical team through. He leaned against the railing.

✧✧✧

Corridor, near the infirmary.

You were running down the corridor, coming up on the room that Brendon and Aaron were in, when your godfather’s voice sounded out over the comms.

“Agent Coulson is down.”

You stopped dead in your tracks.

✧✧✧

Engine room.

Natasha stood on the catwalk, facing away as Barton was dragged away by some agents. She listened over the comms intently.

“A medical team is on its way to your location,” one of the other agents informed.

“They’re here,” Fury replied.

✧✧✧

Engine 3.

Tony and Steve stood together by the engine, listening quietly.

“They called it.”

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[stardust-revengers]

Singing in the shower. Bucky Barnes x Reader.

Request: nah

Warnings: nah, like one curse word that’s all fam.

Sidenote: it probably most likely sucks ass, I legit wrote in at 3am because I couldn’t stop thinking about how I haven’t written in forever so Yee yee it sucks.

A/N: I just ya know had this thought in my ap Lang class when I might have should have been writing my essay,,,,,But hey I got the essay done so h a, okay sorry off topic, this isn’t a request I just felt really bad for not writing and all so I decided to get this idea out of me head I hope you guys like it :)!! Feedback/like/ reblog would be very much appreciated and I would die for you I love u okay :)!!!

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You weren’t going to lie to yourself when you knew that everyone in the avengers team was a tad bit stronger than you were, but were you going to admit it? Nah. But hey training with them constantly and them trusted you to go on mission with them every since you joined the team three months is a great accomplished and a great thing you got going on here.

Walking into the bathroom on the floor your room was on with a pair of clothing in your hand an a towel just in case there’s wasn’t one in there already, in the other, you were eager to get in there and just relax, Turing on the water and undressing yourself as you got into the shower, while the hot water ran down your body and untensed your muscles you stood there for awhile taking it all in, enjoying the quietness while it lasted.

Yes living with the avengers was the time of your life but damn they can be a handful, between Thor and Loki constantly bickering since Loki’s return, steve with his ‘AVENGERS ASSEMBLE’ and ‘ LANGUAGE’ and tony and that doctor strange newbie eye screwing each other, it was to say the least,,a lot. And you didn’t even wanna think about Sam and Bucky always bickering as well, almost as much as your two demi god friends do. But you loved them all, and you hated to admit it but you loved a certain winter soldier in particular, more than the others, you loved him in a way, you didn’t love the your avengers family. That certain someone just so happened to be the man himself Bucky or buck, Barnes, of course he only lets you call him buck and occasionally Steve obviously.

Shaking the thoughts of a certain someone you tried to just let your mind relax for once as you started to wash your hair with your favorite scented shampoo the music from your phone echoed off the walls of the bathroom. Your current favorite song rang through it like a perfect melody you sang along as well. Forgetting that you were in the bathroom you let your mind roam to your happy place of imagination and freeness, as you sang on the top of your lungs to your music blasting from your device.

Being so caught up in your playlist you realized you finished your shower routine, turned off the water dried yourself off while getting out of the shower, not heading over the loud music a knock and a familiar certain winter soldier voice asking you a simple question?

“Y/N?, hey doll you okay in there you’ve been in there for almost an hour?” . Your voice can be heard from outside the door, you were singing along to the music and Bucky couldn’t help but form a smile across his face. How adorable, you were singing along to music, but not just that, you didn’t even realize your voice was the most beautiful thing Bucky has ever heard.

You were singing at the top of your lungs, not the best but who cared if you were In the shower you sing till your heart's desire, you weren’t much of a singer in general but sometimes you just gotta sing along to your favorite song. Carefully you wrapped the towel around your body tightly, grabbing your belongings you walked to the door of the bathroom now slightly humming to yourself in hopes of no other avengers would hear you singing. Flinging the door wide open right in flesh was none other than the man himself, Bucky.

“Oh you are alive, I was starting to think you died in there or lost your voice or straight up ignoring me .ya know, since you weren’t answering me back.” The words rolled off his tongue like a song, a smirk fell upon his lips at his snarky comment hit you. Buck has always been a flirt, by the talks from Steve he always flirted with every girl, and you to be honest, but you liked to think every once in awhile that maybe his flirting with you was a little bit more. You hopped he felt the same feelings you felt for him.

“oh so you were waiting for me now were you?”. A grin formed on Bucky's face as he shook his head with a smile. “Doll, I’ll always wait for you”

You didn’t want to admit it but that made you blush,your face was probably the color of Scott’s suit if anything. At an attempt to change the subject to try and hide the fact you were about to turn to jelly you asked him “wait, what do you mean lose my voice buck?”, praying he didn’t hear your embarrassing signing session in your private time. He then calmly answered,”oh don’t act like I didn’t hear you singing in there y/n”.

Great, now your face was even redder than, what Thor’s cape now?, if that’s even a fucking color, You thought to yourself.

“Don’t stop on my account doll, I just realized, but i really like your voice” , again, there he goes again, flirting, and making you actually turn into a puddle of death, because god this man that you were in love with, probably sees you as a friend, and doesn’t even have the same feeling as you.

“Bucky, I- well, um,,,,,,thanks?”, that was more of a question than a statement and you both knew it, did you really not know the effect you had in Bucky? How much he wanted to be with you, how much he wished that the flirting would catch on, how he is constantly near you, or wanting to be with you, to hold you, love you, and kiss you?

Bucky's thoughts got the best of him because the next thing he knew he cut off your rambling with his lips against yours, the sensation felt like an eternity of emotions being held back just breaking through a damn, because wow did you wait for him, forever to do that, ever since you laid eyes on him you wanted to be his and ever since he laid eyes on you he wanted to be yours.

After what felt like only seconds you broke away, confused, yet relieved, happy, and a tad br anxious to do that again. “Why did you do that I thought you didn’t feel the same?”

“Y/n, why the hell would you ever think that?”, his voice had sarcasm in it but the loving kind, the kind an old married couple would use on each other. “I don’t know I just thought that you didn’t see me as a friend, and I tried to push those feelings away because I didn’t think you would feel the same”

Bucky's lips cut you off yet again, I guess you were wrong then, considering his answer to everything now his lips on yours, of course you didn’t have a problem with that. “Y/n, there is no one I’d rather than be with, that with you, but doll, I don’t Know if it was the echo of the bathroom or not but you really need to take some singing lessons or something!”

Now it was your turn to cut him off but no, not with a kiss, to a slight nudge to his chest, with a smile brightening across your face, and a slight laugh coming out of the two of you, “ugh, Rude”. I guess being caught singing in the shower was not the worst thing in the world.

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[skywalkerrs]

The Avengers as types of YouTubers

Peter: a gaming channel  mostly memes and ‘try not to laugh’ (where he fails every time) and the occasional conspiracy or drama video on the side. You better believe he’d find fan-games of Spider-Man and play them on his channel.

Tony: tbh his wouldn’t even be an account run by himself at first (some Stark Industries employee would get paid to do it), but eventually he’d post a few times a month answering fans’ questions or announcing important dates and news about him, SI, and his technologies. he might upload a petty/dramatic video every now and then.

Rhodes (he counts, don’t lie): his videos would mainly be about paying respects to important people in the air force and army that have retired or have passed away, and his channel probably would have the air force or government behind it to make the videos nice and professional

Natasha: i wanna say a beauty channel for laughs but you know she doesn’t have the time for YouTube, nor does she (as an assassin) want to put herself out there. if it were an AU, she’d definitely have vlogs of her chilling with friends and some videos of her practicing ballet and boxing. honestly, hers would be like all of the gym clips from The Gabbie Show.

Bruce: if anything, he’d put out educational videos that most people can’t watch because they don’t understand the math behind it. (sometimes he’ll do a collab with Thor and talk about the universe and nine realms)

Steve: his early videos would be about who Captain America really is, about his beliefs and morals. his most recent videos would be about why the government is awful, and one (1) video about why Tony Stark should be respected despite his faults. 

Bucky (just because): most of his ‘life update’ videos consist of him thanking fans over and over for how sweet they are, as well as pretending to flirt with a few fans he’s had the chance to grow close to online. his videos are all daily-life vlogs, in which he apologizes in every single one for how boring they are (they aren’t boring)

Sam: he’d make a video about Redwing and it would end up being twenty minutes long. he’d probably talk about why young kids shouldn’t be YouTubers, including a specific Peter Parker. (as a joke, he’d say that anyone over 100 shouldn’t either)

Clint: he’d post cute-ass family blogs about his wife and children, about them cooking and getting new toys and playing around the farm. he has a video about what arrows he recommends since a few fans have asked him (people think archery is just a hobby for him).

Thor (omg): (keeping up with the kardashians who??) You better believe Thor would talk about all the drama in his family and in the Avengers. he wouldn’t understand how Youtube works, but his channel does pretty well. he has ‘reading your comments’ videos which mainly consist of thirst tweets (he finds them hilarious) and best wishes for him and Loki’s wavering friendship. Everyone begs him to have Valkyrie appear in his videos more.

[nasaslostpotato]

I woke up from laughing

So from what I can remember, the dream I just and I mean just 1 minute ago woke up from, starts like this.

I was in water and I was trying to hide from these guards, they were skeletons or whatever and it was some Skyrim logic. I go under water and it’s third person view the entire time so I can see myself like it’s fucking me im looking at. Like I’m rewatching a video of myself, it’s nuts whenever I have dreams like that. So trippy.

So I go under water and they just leave, I swim away a bit and come up going down a tunnel and do this for a bit, just tunnel after tunnel climbing and shit. Until one has a chained gate, I see my friend and call to her to help me. She runs for help but the chain was already falling off. I get out and it changes scene to outside, I don’t see myself but I know it’s still third person. Then the ground just opened up and water is spewing out. I see my friend and she’s like, “that little Genius. I forgot about underground.” And out I come from the hole. And then I see Loki out of nowhere looking very pleased with himself for some reason.

So I’m in a hole, my friend and Loki are at the top looking at me and then spot lights and guns are pointed at me. I smile so wickedly and say “shoot me, come on do it.” And fucking Loki comes down and handcuffed me, like you little smug asshole why???

Then boom scene change.

I’m staring at my phone, watching videos on YouTube. And this video was titled, viners be like...

Proceeds to see Tom hiddleston banging on a door looking very troubled and hemsworth opens up. The title on the screen said, when you just can’t stand to be one mile apart.

Tom comes in with a bag of litter saying he made it special for Chris’s cat. They both then start holding the camera selfie style and vlogging. And it cuts back and forth from each other. Chris does a house tour and Tom does what viners do and recreates a vine.

“Welcome to chilies.”

The best fucking part. Is that Tom has the camera and Chris just goes “banner.” And it cuts to Chris and mark somehow having grilled cheese sandwiches on their heads. Like inbread cat but grilled cheese a whole damn sandwich with a hole in it to go around their faces. And with the straightest faces ever just stone cold no emotion, chris pours water on marks inbread face and then they pass it back and forth from sandwich to sandwich then pour it on to a plate in front of them.

At this point I realize, I’m no longer watching videos I’m there recording the video and Tom and I can’t contain ourselves and we bust a gut.

My dumbass says “by the crown of his beard, that was hilarious.”

They laugh even hard because I said “by the crown of his beard.”

By the crown of his beard.

That doesn’t make sense. I wake up and I’m still laughing.

I’m so done with myself, I’m so dumb.

And you just read this semi long post just to know that I said by the crown of his beard in a dream and woke up laughing. Have a nice day.

[canyousevmyheavydirtysoul]

Bodyguard III: Avengers Assemble (Chapter 3) (B. Urie x Reader)

You stood cross-armed in the helicarrier lab, looking on with intense curiosity as Doctor Banner worked on the sceptre that Brendon and Steve had recovered from Loki.

“Anything?” you asked hopefully, taking one small step forward.

Bruce shook his head, narrowing his eyes as he leaned down to get a closer look at the alien object. “I’ve never seen anything like it. The electromagnetic wave readings are off the charts.”

“Hmph,” you chewed on your lip softly as you tentatively reached out for the weapon, your fingers hovering only millimetres above it.

There was a strange energy surrounding it – one that felt familiar – and it was almost as if it were daring you to explore it. But you knew better; it was still a dangerous alien object, after all, used to cause a ton of destruction – so you retracted your hand.

Blowing a raspberry, you treaded over to the desk and leaned back against it. “Well, at least we-“

Your eyes caught sight of someone entering the lab, striding purposefully toward you, and you sighed agitatedly.

“Save it,” you said firmly, already knowing where this was headed.

“You’re a crazy person,” Brendon noted, coming to a sharp halt right in front of you.

You feigned confusion, looking up. “By whose definition?”

“Mine,” he hissed, “Do you have any idea how badly that situation could’ve gone?”

Pushing yourself off of the desk, you matched Brendon’s stance and frowned slightly; Bruce tossed occasional weary glances at the two of you.

“The situation was going badly,” you corrected, then cocked an eyebrow, “then I showed up and fixed it. You’re welcome.”

Stepping around the agent, you started walking away from him. He gripped your arm to stop you, turning around so that you were both facing each other again.

“What if Loki had been down there?” he persisted, frowning much harder than you had, “We still don’t know what he wants, (Y/N), and-“

You ripped yourself from his grasp, standing your ground. “Clearly this hasn’t penetrated your thick skull yet, so lemme say it again – I. Can. Handle. Myself. Loki is not a threat to me.”

On the other side of the lab window, dozens of S.H.I.E.L.D police escorted a handcuffed Loki. You and Brendon simultaneously turned to look at him; as did Bruce, who stopped working on the Chitauri sceptre and raised his head.

As he passed, the god of mischief eyed you and Bruce, nodding and smiling as he walked. You felt a strange sensation spread over you, and you shook your head lightly in an effort to refocus yourself. Bruce rubbed his head, creasing his brow.

Brendon looked at you, clenched his jaw and with a small shake of his head, headed out of the lab.

 Detention section, S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier.

Now free from his cuffs, Loki stood contained in a large glass cell held by hydraulic rigs. Fury walked up to the control panel of the cell.

“In case it’s unclear,” he called out, “you try to escape, you so much as scratch that glass…”

The Director pressed a button that opened up a hatch underneath the cell. Loki peered down as much as he could from inside the glass. Without seeing, the sounds of gusting wind itself would be enough to make a man tremble with worry. Not a god, though; Loki remained unbothered.

“…thirty thousand feet, straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works?!” Fury closed the hatch, pointing at Loki, “Ant,” then pointing at the button which would drop the trap, “Boot.”

Loki smirked, standing smug despite his circumstances. “It’s an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.”

“Built for something a lot stronger than you,” Fury nodded.

“Oh, I’ve heard.” Loki looked into the camera.

In the briefing room, the rest of you watched over the monitor. Everyone was watching intently, but none more so than you and Bruce.

“The mindless beast, makes play he’s still a man,” Loki continued, looking to Fury, “How desperate are you, that you call upon such lost creatures to defend you?”

Fury widened his eyes. “How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can’t hope to control.” The Director walked as he spoke, right up to the glass. “You talk about peace and you kill ‘cause it’s fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.”

“Ooh,” Loki teased, squinting his eyes, “It burns you to have come so close. To have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share, and then to be reminded what real power is.”

With a soft scoff and a smile, Fury turned and started to walk away. “Well, you let me know if Real Power wants a magazine or something.”

He walked off, leaving Loki in the glass cell. The god looked back at the camera, smirking.

 Briefing room.

Steve watched until the monitor went black. Thor, who didn’t even look, just listened, stood there, torn apart. The rest of you just stood in stunned silence. After a long moment…

“He really grows on you, doesn’t he?” Bruce spoke sarcastically.

“Loki’s gonna drag this out,” Steve said, “So, Thor, what’s his play?”

Thor finally came to, speaking over his shoulder as he answered the captain. “He has an army called the Chitauri. They’re not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.”

Genuinely stunned by the thought, Steve spoke again. “An army? From outer space?”

Putting two and two together, Bruce voiced his thoughts. “So he’s building another portal. That’s what he needs Erik Selvig for.”

The name caught Thor’s attention. “Selvig?”

“He’s an astrophysicist,” Bruce elaborated.

“He’s a friend,” you explained Thor’s reaction to Bruce.

Natasha spoke next, setting herself down on an empty chair. “Loki has him under some kind of spell, along with two of ours,” she said solemnly.

“I wanna know why Loki let us take him,” Brendon spoke on his concerns, the most bothered by the god’s presence, “He’s not leading an army from here.”

“I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki,” Bruce shook his head, “That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats, you could smell crazy on him.”

Offended by the doctor’s words, Thor glared at him threateningly. “Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he’s my brother.”

“He killed eighty people in two days,” Natasha informed.

“He’s adopted.”

Thinking back to the issue at hand, Bruce posed a question. “Iridium. What did they need the Iridium for?”

“It’s a stabilizing agent,” Tony answered as he walked in with Coulson; he turned to the agent, speaking a couple sentences in a hushed voice before turning his attention back to the rest of you, “Means the portal won’t collapse on itself, like it did at S.H.I.E.L.D.”

Approaching Thor, the genius lowered his gaze slightly and gently tapped the back of his hand against the god’s bulging arm. “No hard feeling, Point Break. You’ve got a mean swing.” Bringing the subject back to the Iridium, he continued explaining, “Also, it means the portal can open as wide and stay open as long as Loki wants.”

Tony looked to the S.H.I.E.L.D crew working on computers below and called out to them. “Uh, raise the mid-mast, ship the top sails. That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did.”

Covering his eye, he looked around. “How does Fury do this?”

“He turns,” Maria answered.

“Sounds exhausting. The rest of the raw materials, Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily. Only major component he still needs is a power source.” Tony looked around the monitors and placed a button-sized hacking implant under Fury’s station, without anyone noticing, “A high energy density, something to kick start the cube.”

Maria scoffed. “When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?”

“Last night.” Tony gave the slimmest of smirks. “The packet, Selvig’s notes, the Extraction Theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?”

“Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?” Brendon queried, his mind racing as he tried to think of possible options.

“He’s got to heat the cube to a hundred twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier,” Bruce explained.

“Unless,” Tony contradicted, “Selvig has figured out how to stabilise the quantum tunnelling effect.”

“Well, if he could do that, he could achieve Heavy Ion Fusion at any reactor on the planet.”

Tony looked absolutely thrilled as he held out both hands and gestured to Bruce. “Finally, someone who speaks English.”

Tony and Bruce shook hands. A glimmer in their eyes shone as the mutual respect for each other showed.

“It’s good to meet you, Doctor Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”

Bruce looked down. “Thanks.”

The Director walked in, then. “Doctor Banner is only here to track the cube,” he said to Tony, “I was hoping you might join him.”

“Let’s start with that stick of his,” Steve called out, “It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.”

“I don’t know about that,” you breathed out, arching one brow, “But it is powered by the cube. I could feel it.”

Fury nodded. “And I’d like to know how Loki used it to turn three of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.”

“Moneys?” Thor looked around, puzzled, “I do not understand.”

“I do!” Steve piped excitedly, “I understood that reference.”

Brendon and Tony rolled their eyes, while the captain looked proud of himself.

Averting his attention back to his new friend, Tony spoke to Bruce. “Shall we play, doctor?” he gestured in the direction of the lab.

As Bruce and Tony walked out, the Galaga player turned ever so discreetly, watching as the rest of your group dispersed, and went back to playing.

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[thatwaywardwolf]

I support the idea of Loki doing something in the realm of Jenna Marbles, like crazy gluing dollar store sequins all over his body and Sigyn just watches from afar. She indulges in the absurdity, but is ultimately disappointed in his life choices. With Sigyn, I'm sure she'd do vlog style videos similar to Julian that revolve around cooking and the kids.

Here's what I got for everyone else:

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Odin: He'd be a travel channel for sure; showcasing the sights, sounds, food, and unique people he encounters along the way. Hugin and Munin would make hidden appearances in each video, so keep your eyes sharp for them.

Frigg: Home life and home improvement style videos, being a catch-all for things like gardening, knitting, home decor, and baking. I'm sure at some point in time, she'd show you how easy it is to make a coffee table without breaking a sweat and the joys of canning your own food.

Freyr: His content would be nature oriented like gardening, beekeeping, and casual hiking videos - all while having the same chill enthusiasm as Steve1989MREInfo. #nice

Freyja: Her content would likely be a fusion of different things as others said like makeup tutorials, self-defense, and self-love/body positivity related affirmations. I'm sure she'd have collaboration videos with Skadi at some point as well to do niche things like self-care and axe throwing.

Thor: Without a doubt, I see him being a joint fitness and eating channel. So, take the chaotic good enthusiasm of The LA Beast and the friendly fitness advice bestowed from The Buff Dudes, and you got his content. Sure, everyone thinks his jackassery will eventually kill him, but he's here to have a good time.

Heimdall: I'm not too sure about what he'd do, but part of me thinks he would be that very casual vlogger who does those early morning coffee talk style videos. It wouldn't be unheard of for him to get comments that viewers don't mind or care what his videos are about, since he has such a relaxing voice that keeps them coming back.

Hodr: Like Heimdall, I'm not too sure what he'd make videos on. I wonder if he would make videos akin to Tommy Edison where he talks about how he navigates the world as a blind individual and making light-hearted videos about it along the way with Baldur; like him trying to guess what color Mr. Sketch markers or candles are in front of him.

If Norse gods had their own YouTube channels, what type of content they would make?

Loki would either be something like Filthy Frank or an extremely chaotic gameplay/challenge Youtuber.

Odin would probably be a travel Youtuber

Freyja and Sigyn could both be something like Jenna Marbles or Sailor J

Thor could be a fitness Youtuber or a vlogger, and would guest-star in Loki’s videos all the time

I feel like both Frigg and Baldr would do something like DIY or ASMR

Skadi would mainly post reaction videos for everyone else’s channels, and guest-star in Loki’s, Sigyn’s and Thor’s videos sometimes, too