#lolol... and so true
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#shaun evans#fidget friday#wreckers#wreckers q&a#evans vs water bottle#the two finger bottle hold strikes again#damn he's fidgety#no wonder he's slim#who was it said he has the metabolism of a squirrel#lolol... and so true#our fidgety boy#hot damn evans
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"...then giving you both the benefit of the doubt and the chance to skip town before rightfully paying me off? Please." "Ye of little faith."
summer heat & middling age
#edward nygma#the riddler#jonathan crane#the scarecrow#scriddler#(I don't need *faith* when I've got *facts*.)#<Spoken like a true born-again atheist.>#(*Facts being* that I *know* you and have seen you at the depths of both criminality and penny-pinching alike.)#<Ed.>#(Hmm?)#<Would you rather peel yourself off my back now or have vultures peel you off the pavement later.>#(Such a CHARMER this one. The paragon of that good ol' southern hospitality ladies and gentlemen.)#not seeing a version of events where this DOESNT end up with edwards nose shoved into an unwashed sweatstain#he plays disgust well but come on mr strategist youre gonna tell me you didnt see that one coming?#pervert. jon sees right through him and who is he to deny such a compelling request#this is a weeks long wip and i finished up very drunk so i hope it wound up presentable LOLOL
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Chapter 1 Rewrite
Out now for band tier! / April 22nd for fan tier
New additions in Chapter 1:
new choices/dialogue
a new scene(s) where the band throws a farewell party for Jazzy
brief introduction to a new character and British band—the hotshot winners of Season 3 of BOTB, Velvet Novocaine
introduction to the final sub romance^ Luca/Lilith Alvarez. The lead singer of VN
Chapter 1's changes weren't too intense, mostly because the chapter is short + most of the changes in this chapter are an extension of the changes in the prologue. The new scene is quite lengthy though, so I hope that's enjoyable ! :) See you then.
#rewrite#patreon#VN were supposed to be introduced so much later but I knew it made more sense to give a peek now#considering the context#Woot!#LA is a tried and true sub-romance#they dont appear as often as Blake#Dakota or E lolol
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Jason and Damian
#al ghul family dog lolol#guard/ian dog Jason so real so true#jason todd#dc fanart#my art#not tagging Damian bc you only see his hand haha#technically an au so do not argue with me#i busted out this pose and wanted to draw something w it#back to studying *MASSIVE SIGH*
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And diarrhea
#funny#lol#funny post#lolol#hilarious#comedy#funny pics#funny images#meme#dank memes#medication#chronic illness#tv commercial#so true#side effects
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woof 👀



gonna be so real for a sec lads i think i totally could have done better with the colouring. like, i was so excited to go all out on the lighting? but if i layer on anything more in this file i am genuinely afraid my ipad will explode. maybe i'll rework it eventually? but really at this point i'm just sort of tired of looking at it loll
#six the musical#six the musical fanart#anna of cleves#anna of cleves six#i have a bad (?) habit of always drawing people first and furniture last. i wing all my poses so this never fails to bite me in the ass LOL#you know who could also b-- (loud coughing)#yeah i know i want her to step on me too 🙏🏼🙏🏼🥲#been drawing soooooo much yuri these days. call it yuri withdrawal syndrome bc sapphics r taking over my brain#but true to character it is niche as hell!! but i'm used to it sdsjfhsjd#:((( i was banking on there being stuff on lj but no! i guess i'll never know if theres someone out there who Gets It#kidding. im gonna post it anyways lolol i said this was a self indulgent blog and hell yeah it is 😌
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#obv i have SO much more to share from my very eventful night last night at the swingers club#but the cutest most wholesome couple invited me to have sex with them and it was their first time at a swingers club#and the husband really wanted to hold his wifes hand as he came in me and was lovingly gazing into his wifes eyes#it was so fucking sweet and cute and i loved it#i loved that i could like hell them have fun while also being able go witness like actual true love 😭👍 highly recommend#help*#and they both kept joking that they were in love with me and should be with them lolol#they were so sweet and cute#sexcapades
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Billy did not oversleep. In fact, he's been getting little to no sleep. Billy has been working on an old case on missing people and his team decided to put the case back in the archives. There wasn't enough evidence to solve it and he should be working on other stuff. Luckily he had the rest of the day off, so he quickly went to pick up Renee.
Yep that was Charlie in the background and he's showing off his new haircut to Renee, he's a bit self-absorbed 😂 but he's happy to see her again and is excited to show the spice festival that's in town!
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#billy reichmann#renee reichmann#charlie reichmann#i LOVE their heights renee is so small#and renee called him last post if she called her dad instead then#billy would get a phone call that night and get a talking to lolol#bryce worries about renee but billy being in sanmy reassures him#billy with facial hair love his look!#bryce prefers a clean shave 😂#ooh and he changed careers! he didnt want to continue journalism#covering news he had no interest in#crime is his true passion! he#went through study/training EVERYTHING and hes where he is now
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Foehn
I can draw again!!!
#i was gonna make a comic of her getting invited to dance by that one guy in love with her but I managed to stop myself#lolol I don't even know their personalities yet beyond superficial stuff. the guy doesn't even have a face yet#i keep making comics whenever I feel like it which is why I have many comic wips that are no longer part of the story let's not make more#Foehn is my tall strong lady who would very much love to get the fairytale princess treatment#i didn't give him a prince but the guy I will give her is overflowing with princely aura. and he genuinely loves her so. close enough#i need to learn how to draw muscles so the contrast between foehn's reality (strong hero of rebellion)#and her dream (a domestic life and happily ever after with her one true love) are evident#despite her physic preventing her from finding her true love (she doesn't know that the guy is in love with her) she doesn't hate her body#it's a strong body that allowed her to protect the people she loves.
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i was feeling down this afternoon because i thought my sister forgot my birthday (again), but when i came home she was sitting on my sofa (it was very terrifying and i jumped all over the place), and announced (stay with me now. very monumental) that we will be going ..... to .... a clairo concert >:333

#in march of next year#sooooo i have four months to still my heart because it is beating so WILDLY LOLOL#i had to retype this like 40 times because i sounded crazy in previous revisions ..... (love clairo...)#the daughter of sorrow ࿇ ࣪ ˖#fangirl dreams coming true...#yayayayyay (me trying to seem normal)#now that im having a huge dopamine rush i will try to finish this fic by the first of dec#just a chill guy fr ..
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kristina hi hi hey howdy hiii howya doin??? sorry if this is totally out of left field, but i'm sitting over here thinking of true love waits in haunted houses (as one does) and i had to ask...are there any behind the scenes tidbits/scenes left on the cutting room floor/fun facts in general you've been itching to talk about at this point in the story? 👀
😭😭😭 queenieeeeeeeee, this is so kind!!! trust me, i am ALSO thinking very hard re: true love waits in haunted houses...at least whenever work isn't throwing me into a total clusterfuck scenario, lmao
I WOULD SAY...a lot of the behind-the-scenes thinking or tidbits i'm most proud of are difficult to talk about without getting into ~spoiler~ territory, LOL. but something unique that i did for this fic specifically was draw up a complete outline -- like, literally draw it, by hand:

my ass sat down in the park for three hours scribbling in a notebook, something i have done neither before nor since, LMFAO. i ended up transferring most of this content into the google doc where i do all my writing (spread out across...many, many subtabs), but this is where it all began :^) i think even from this page alone (the full outline runs to about...four and a half pages?) you can identify a couple of interesting points:
i did rework the title slightly, with apologies to radiohead
some imagery or ideas came immediately ("bedsheet walls like hospital bedspreads", the Bride's look and general vibe -- even if she didn't have that moniker from the beginning), some were a matter of sudden inspiration mid-hashing out the details (see "music! piano puzzle!" in the margins, lol), and some came to me literally halfway through writing a chapter (most notably the mannequins/"sculptures?" becoming anatomy models)
also, many of the things which are simple bullet points here (e.g. "Angela with the knife" or "finds the revolver") got fleshed out into whole scenes, which is part of why the chapter counts DEFINITELY do not match what i have in my outline, LMAO
and some things either didn't make the cut since they didn't flow well (the flower shop, Mary and Laura having a longer initial interaction in the apartments) or I just couldn't find an excuse to put it in (the Bible verse on the bathroom wall)...which isn't necessarily to say they won't show up in some fashion later 🤔
annnnnnnd, since this ask really brightened my day...here is a very small sneak preview of a section to come :)c

#queenofbaws#automatonic asks#automatonic writing#(literally. lmfao)#true love waits in haunted houses#i swear i haven't given up on this fic but work has just been grinding me down SO BAD for the past month 😭#anyway hope you can read my messy handwriting LOLOL
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yeah no i refuse to believe that 170+ people have now successfully done all their remote learning course completions + tradesperson business license renewals on my stupid god damn web app.
#but like. that is actually a demonstrably true fact. i'm looking at the database now.#but like! it is a fact that SHOULD NOT BE.#insert guy in corner of party meme like do they know this thing was coded in like four 36hr caffeine stress delirium fugue states#at some point i knowingly launched a version of the live beta with one feature that was just a loading spinner that did nothing.#because i ran out of time and it was like a super rare use case feature.#so i was like alright ok 9 out of 10 chance no one reports this for like a week at which point i can have the finished version ready.#(i confessed this to coworker recently lolol. I WAS CORRECT AT THE TIME & WAS NEVER CAUGHT.)
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Ooooookay but now I need to know what Lochs Sphere of Luckfluence is 👀 Spoilers…
Like, can it stretch to where Loch can’t see Kris but is still subtly surrounding him/both of them? Because of the Power of Love!? 😍
Does it work for other people too? Other people that he cares for in whatever way.
Ooooo, is it like a protection spell!? ommmmg it plays right into when Kris was like “no one watches out for me EXCEPT LOCH”
I’m gonna diiiiiieeeeeeeee
#go luck yourself#sara raasch#there has to be a balance though#I don’t think Kris would appreciate certain things in his life coming true or working out because Luck made it happen#I need this book on my kindle#so I can highlight all my fave line#LETS BE REAL#it’d be the WHOLE BOOK#and maybe I’m lucky#cus I was looking for the who takes care of you passage#and I opened right to it lolol
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*peeks head out from bush im hiding in* *looks both ways* now that it's been a few days and I've watched it twice... I was kinda disappointed with interloper E.
I was hoping it would be more than a recap... and it Was, technically. Anomi got access to sourcebox, but now its like... well wtf does this program do? and can that be answered along with all the other unanswered mysteries in the final episode?
because some endings that im envisioning on the horizon and do Not really want to happen are like
Anomidae answers very little and fills interloper F with more questions, then announces the next installment of project skybox where stuff from interloper will presumably be tied in.
Interloper's ending ends up involving more ARG elements, so its up to the community to fully solve it.
Interloper is solved, yet through a vague/abstract ending that doesn't make sense. so you gotta either try your hand at putting the puzzle pieces together yourself, or wait for a youtube theorist to analyze it.
idk... I just really hope F ties up the series in a satisfying way.
#♡: ven.exe#freakyloper#<- that's my new interloper tag for any non-vanish au interloper ramblings lolol#i was/still am too employed to be involved in the kulcs stuff more intensively.#so i didn't have much attachment to whatever was happening in there... the recap of it was nice tho.#there's apparently more happening in the kulcs/cge server now which has me even more like 😬 for episode F lolol.#like plz anomidae i don't have time to be sitting in a tf2 server for 12+ hours to get the full interloper experience lmao#i'll likely follow along with w/e the next installment to project skybox is as well. esp if the first point i made rings true.#i was talking about this with my friends last night which is why its on my mind lol.
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Sometimes i'm surprised that there's adults in the whump comunity, so, as one of the pillarse of whump art in this platform, how do you manage to keep posting so much content about torturing fictional characters while having an adult Life with adult things to do without someone you know IRL finding your Tumblr and thinking you're a serial killer? /pos
so one big help is that no one I know irl is aware of tumblr's existence (or if they are, they don't have accounts)
A decent chunk of people know I make gore art, and I've show some of them my pieces, but they're usually just like "hehe blood" and don't question it
I'm not overly worried about anyone finding my Tumblr, 'cause I'm not active enough on any other social media for people to go looking lol. If someone asks what I'm working on, I often just give a vague description of Riot Kings (because when am I not working on that?) and it's usually good enough to satisfy their curiosity. (I also have plenty of non-whump art to show folks who ask me what I'm drawing ahaha)
#people are less likely to be pushy about stuff if you give a vague answer than if you clam up entirely (this is true for multiple things)#i appreciate that you think im a pillar 😂❤️❤️#as for the amount i post#i don't usually get huge chunks of a project done at once unless its a weekend#so on weekdays ill write/draw literally one line at a time and chip away at it lolol#and ill usually have an hour or so in the evening to do more but it depends on my energy level#most weeks i draw riot kings in between sets at the gym#anon#calico is befuddled
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I can do just about anything as long as my entire future is on the line. 🫣🤸🌅
#relatable#i made it myself#funny but true#lol#silly#funny tumblr#so relatable#momjokes#hahaha#haha#lolol
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