#longest runon sentence ever?

[ston3rmommy]

recently my sub has been coming to me in daily life when he feels overwhelmed or self critical to ask if I still think he's a good boy and then we have a small moment where I hold him real close and whisper in his ears,

"you're a very good boy, you're doing such a good job."

maybe I'll throw in a,

"you're my favorite puppy"

and run my hands up his waist and cup his face in my palms, holding his eye contact as I'm praising him literally him in broad daylight.

it's entirely nonsexual except for the unavoidable fact that this is only behavior we've previously exhibited while inside our dynamic and our dynamic has previously only been sexual (with the exlusion of nonsexual scenes) and it's my FAVORITE thing ever I just want to eat him up

[hypotonuseisguud]

Stex but with polycule where greaseball is with cb, electra, and dinah and cb is with gb, electra, and fwb with dinah and electra is dating gb, cb, and some of the components !

im cooking guys lmk if i should make a more detailed post abt this

[herenortherenearnorfar]

Thanks @aipilosse for the tag! My AO3 account (this one at least) is a bit less curated than most. I’ve been using it since the age of 16 and have gone through the requisite teenage interests and then some so some of these answer will be a blast from the past.

How many works do you have on AO3? 

75

What’s your total AO3 word count?

Just over 500k

How many fandoms have you written for and what a they?

According to the drop down menu, 27! A lot of them are overlaps but I’ve still covered a lot of ground over the years. Niche YA, children’s movies, non-niche bestselling YA, Star Wars, anime. A few things I’m still interested in, a few I’m not. Sometimes I get a little embarrassed that there’s a paper trail of all my old fascinations but it is nice to have an archeological record of the last few years.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

For It Shines Bright and Never Changes, a 90k Kubo and the Two Strings AU from 2016-2018. My longest and most popular story. I’m actually proud of the planning that went into it.

Aftermath of an Announcement, a frankly kind of shoddily written Steven Universe fic that I remember writing at midnight on the couch outside my bedroom in England. Inexplicably recommended on TvTropes, which might explain the ridiculously disproportionate attention it got?

Regina, a decent little SvTFoE story that got some very good abandoned artwork. Thoroughly disproven bu the rest of the show, I think? I never finished watching it.

The Most Valuable Resource. Probably what my Silm friends know me from! Sauron and baby Celebrimbor in Angband at the very beginning of the first age. I fell in love with writing Sauron in this, he’s a rather delightful awful.

Obsidian Sister, more cartoons, more sibling relationship drama, lots of hopeful worldbuilding for something that I kind of lost interest in. A good read on review though.

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Yes! I love comments and getting replies to them so I always try to respond. My only regret is that it can sometimes take me too long to get people their responses. @everyone I am sorry!

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Probably my most recent one? I do tend to lean towards canon compliant vignettes when I’m bored and those can be bittersweet at best but not outright tragic. In most stories there’s a seed of hope, however deeply buried it is.

Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

No crossovers that I can recall. Keep in mind that I’ve forgotten a good portion of that 75 fic backlog.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

A few times but it was mostly confusing? I simply didn’t know what to do with it. It’s like being handed a dead lizard by a cat, yes, you’re very proud of this but I’m not sure where it’s supposed to go.

I did once spend several paragraphs defending Elwing in the comments of a story I’d written about Elwing.

Do you write smut? if so what kind?

Not attached to this fake internet identity I don’t.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yes, one of them showed up on Wattpad once? I only found out because I was googling a nice fic rec someone wrote for the same story. In the end I didn’t do anything about it. Maybe my entire oeuvre is on Wattpad but I doubt it because I stopped writing Avengers fanfic a very long time ago.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Several of my Silm fics have been translated into Russian. It’s a privilege every time and I love going and seeing the final result!

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. Used to do a bit of silly RP when I was younger but it’s not quite the same.

What’s your all time favorite ship?

Hmm, I like Silvergifting quite a lot but I have a weak spot for trios. They feel more harmonic. Eonwë/Elwing/Eärendil is probably my favorite Silm ship, for example, though I’ve only written the one story for them. If we’re talking favorite of all time then I suppose we’d have to go back to the basics. Nancy Drew/Bess/George.

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Often by the time I exert the energy to put something down on paper I’m already pretty committed to finishing it? A lot of my drafting goes on in my head so I only have a few WIPs in type from the past year and only one that I think I can discard as abandoned. It’s a Micheal and Sasha Magnus Archives Spirally self delusion and dreams story.

What are your writing strengths?

Decent worldbuilding and turn of phrase? I know I can make a sentence hit, which is good. And I am quite proud of some of my backstory work and research, including some hard scrabble conlang despite my absolute lack of a linguistics background

What are your writing weaknesses?

Too bogged down by melodrama, too many runon sentences, poor grammatical skills. Also I struggle a lot with giving characters distinct speaking voices; they all end up sounding like me which is no good. I’d like to be better at descriptions as well.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I swap my standards around depending on the feeling of the story and the concepts I’m trying to convey to the reader. Fëa might work for a short specialist one-shot about Gondorian scholars discussing elven concepts but then in a story from Celebrimbor’s perspective I’d use the more generic “soul”. Formality, familiarity, ease of access to lay Tolkien readers, the perspective of the characters and what their “native tongue” is keeping in mind that most of the Silm+ is designed as a translation. There are lots of factors. Same goes for a story with terms in Chinese or another extant language.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

On this account? A book about teens and magic. Online? The 39 Clues, a co-written boook series for middle grade children. Ever as a human being? It depends on if you count when I was very small and would lead my sisters in games where I was Aragorn niece and we were fighting at the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

I’m fond of The Thousand Stories, for all that it’s experimental and indulgent. It was a chance to really explore stories about stories and what else is fan fiction for?

It looks like just about everyone else has been hit so @ameliarating and @feanorianethicsdepartment do feel welcome to take a swing if you’re so inclined.

[bibillyhillsbaby]

🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀shower me with love I dare you

oh look who it is, jill my beloved

You’re my: irl bestie lmao i love you so much ❤️

How I met you: i remember i wanted to be friends with you so badly because i thought you were really sweet and cool and you loved one direction LOL i still remember when we went to the ice skating rink in hyde park and were like “omg we could recreate the part in night changes where harry falls over” and ever since i have been fully in love with you and our love has only grown these past 8 years (which, EIGHT!?) (Sidenote: this is the longest runon sentence ever im so sorry i have no brain now that im out of school)

Why I follow you: i want to know when we all shared our tumblrs with each other? I dont remember but i feel like thats a big step in an irl relationship like i never tell people in my real life about tumblr hahahaha - because of fanfic maybe???

Your blog is: an ode to jungkook and i love it 💜💜💜

Your URL is: both are iconic songs but i must say @fakelovedotmp3 holds a special place in my heart because i think thats when bts fully had a vice grip around you and i knew i had won and made you a fan muahahahahaha (thank u to jk’s abs on that one)

Your icon is: stunning amazing beautiful showstopping never been done before (but seriously butter jk >>> he is wrecking me very hard lately 🥴)

A random fact I know about you: id like to think i know everything about you lmao but lets see.... you love romance books and i love how we can talk about whatever we are reading with each other all the time (wherever whenever.mp3) - you are also the literal sweetest person in the world and i know that i can talk to you about anything and you’ll always be there for me ❤️❤️❤️

General opinion: one of the great loves of my life, legit like friends.mp3 “you are my soulmate” - im so lucky to have found you and have you in my life - someday we will not live thousands of miles apart and i can have sleepovers in your room even when we live in the same house ily

A random thought I have: i used this as an excuse to write you a love letter hahahaha because sometimes it’s easier to express all of my feelings in public for everyone to see than to tell them to you in person okay bye now love you 💗

moots send me a ♧ so i can shower you in love!

[dronesandsweekers]

pros to having lots of characters in rid2015: there’s a lot to love and a lot to work with

cons to having lots of characters in rid2015: i miss underbite, hammerstrike, chopshop, terrashock, filch, minitron, ped, fracture, airazor, divebomb, malodor and the skunticons, nightstrike, vertebreak, octopunch, headlock, scowl, zizza, pseudo, polarclaw, glacius and swelter, razorpaw, simacore, axiom, theorem, and stockade, and hell, let’s just throw in the fact that we’re probably never gunna get to see the scavengers and starscream’s bounty hunters again, saberhorn, glowstrike and scorpornok’s wasted potential as main baddies in quite possibly their only screen time, and although we got to see them again in season 2, bisk, springload, quillfire, and groundpounder probs won’t get much screentime in the future since they’re not technically in steeljaw’s clique, kickback is just a freaking MYSTERY, overload, crazybolt and slicedice are on very thin ice for relevance and speaking of that i guess megatronus just was absolutely kicked out of everything huh???

tldr: i get attached to minor characters too easily

also where’s windblade

[teacup-peony]

So, little tip for the future:

If you reblog one of my opinions on a children's show/film where I'm being purposefully spazzy because it's the internet and I'm allowed to be ridiculously excited about something or say I don't like something without having to go into detail about why,

And say that everything about it pisses you off,

I will only find it freaking hilarious and tell all my friends I pissed someone off on the internet. And we will laugh.

Especially if you are the same person who attempted to mock my friend and I on our purposefully silly blog about the same show/film.

So, have fun on your high throne of Obviously I'm The Only One With Any Sense In This Fandom. Us commoners will be too busy enjoying revisiting our childhood and being ridiculous and, you know, laughing at you.