#loud and clear!!!!!

[lustyargonianmaid]

i am genuinely so sick of you fucking freaks who wait for the moment i say something that can be taken in bad faith so you can jump me in my ask box. i'm taking a break from socials for a bit because it's sucking any amount of joy i have in my day to day. you win.

[upended-jellyfish]

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[sepezzz]

one day all your joy will turn to ashes

[leftexpertbread]

I got inspired by @1244950 interpretation of Bayverse and Transformers Prime interactions with each other. Especially Bayverse Optimus with him finding out about TFP MegOp and everything. Hilarious stuff.

I'm glad that someone loves Bayverse Optimus a lot to actually take a look into his character in a different light other then just lable him as a "cold blooded sociopath". It baffles me actually.

So have my love for the Bayverse franchise. No matter how bad they are, they're the reason I'm in the Transformers Fandom.

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* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

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[leafyeyes417]

Curse Caster

When Danny had time, he liked to learn more about being a ghost. In usual circumstances this wouldn’t happen very often but he was the favorite of a God of Time. He learned many things, explored many places, met many ghosts (who had no inclination to leave the realms, thank the Ancients).

One of the things he learned as he grew in power was blessings and curses. He particularly used the curses on the GIW. Both on their person and their base grounds. It was even to the point that it was almost like a curse net on the jerks. Blessing his friends was a given, of course.

The thing was, there was no such thing as unbreakable curses. The ones considered ‘unbreakable’ actually were just curses that had unknown or difficult to complete conditions. The more conditions you add to allow the breaking of the curse, the stronger you could make it.

So after fighting the GIW for years, his curses being the only thing keeping them from being more successful, when Danny saw a chance to drag them into the limelight he took it. He cast a curse of death like sleep on a hero during a school field trip. He knows it might not be the best way but Clockwork had told him it would end with the best timeline.

—Curse Details—

Properties of the curse: Starts slowly, only kicks in once cursed falls asleep. Causes the cursed to be in a death like sleep. No atrophy of the body or other consequences besides maybe a bit of soreness upon breaking of the curse. The cursed is mildly protected from damage, and requires no upkeep (food or water).

Conditions to break: The end of the GIW. The reformation of the GIW. The end of the Justice League. 10 years of time passing in this specific dimension (aka: no you can’t move them to another dimension to beat the curse). End of the current American Government.

[nonasbirthday]

it is PLOT-RELEVANT that House society has stagnated for ten thousand years!! it's not just that muir picked a giant number and forgot to account for the ways society would change in that massive span of time. there's a POINT there about how founding your entire culture on death means that the only innovation happening is around how to necromance better. and even then the whole society still tries to emulate a past they don't know or understand. you could blame Jod for repressing progress but honestly I think the point stands just as well if Jod isn't directly doing anything to stifle growth aside from FOUNDING A DEATH CULT. they still have MUMPS for god's sake

[antiadvil]

okay now that the tit livestream is over i'll stop gatekeeting this joke. after phantwerp i told my sibling (who had to listen to me explain why i thought dan and phil shared the tatinof tour bus bed when i was 15) that dan and phil admitted to sharing the tatinof tour bus bed in their new tour and he said wow. maybe next tour they'll admit to sharing a house together

[nineties-effect]

[emmcfrxst]

jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

[thisischeri]

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[leclercari]

#mission accomplished

[zu-is-here]

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[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

[raevpng]

i don’t wanna hear NOTHING NOT A PEEP FROM NO ONE BECAUSE AZZI FUDD WHAT RHE FUCK

[cleaveslice]

santos' drunkenly revealing to (equally drunk) whitaker those parts of her past. and for a moment, she just studies him. expecting him to get a little sad, maybe. unintentionally pitying. tell her he's sorry that happened. but he's just sitting there, staring at the wall. and when he opens his mouth, it's this pure, raw anger that she wasn't even sure he was capable of. it's low and shaky and she can't find herself a voice to interrupt him because what the fuck was even happening right now? the morning after, he's making breakfast and two prairie oysters before santos even wakes. they don't mention it again.