#made windu bruh

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Someone finally put it into words.

here is my ted talk oop.

anakin’s the type who wants to save everyone and he thinks he needs power to do that. like after losing his mother which he blames on himself for and he himself and his love wasn’t enough and thus, the idea of the need to be powerful so he can save everyone. anakin always had a fear of loss even from the start because he knows he will be ripped apart from his mother way too soon because of slave auctions or whatever.

anakin is a good child but his deference is one of the biggest problems. about his dreams of his mother , if he had listened to his moral code to save her, she wouldn’t have died. instead, he listened to the Jedi against his moral code this leading to it. all his life he has always been subordinate to others. that is why it is so easy for palpatine to manipulate him and turn into vader against his better judgment because of his deference.

his anger and hatred is a direct result from his childhood; he resents slavers and all whatever is wrong in the world. He sees all the atrocities and tries his best to say it and thus, his comment in aotc because he wants the suffering to stop but he’s still painfully naïve and foolish that he doesn’t know any better.

anakin’s self hatred is so powerful and is what fuels him as vader. he’s selfish; he is too busy thinking about himself and his pity that he doesn’t care about whatever is going around and subordinates himself to palpatine. he doesn’t have the right coping methods to deal with his feelings thus his outbursts and lashing out as shown in the tusken massacre.

padmé is merely a catalyst to his fall tbh. his love isn’t the reason why he fell but the result of manipulation and grooming for 10+ years. he’s isolated and ostracised by his peers and Jedi that he only sees palpatine, his abuser, as a good person. In the final choice that cements his fall it is him seeing it as this — palpatine his friend mentor and the Jedi who ostracised him and is basically, a hypocrite now.

tbh, palpatine would have done anything to make anakin fall as with Obi-Wan, ahsoka or even some random civilian that he has put his mind to (the clone wars gambit for reference); so I don’t see it as his love but rather how he goes on things — his actions. he’s guillible and naïve and he doesn’t totally understand what is going on. he’s emotionally unstable, confused etc. which is all a huge part to his fall. and, anakin’s loyalty and attachment to palpatine kind of also plays a big role in him choosing the chancellor over master windu. he is too focused on the little details than the greater good/ evil.

anakin easily defers and is obedient but that doesn’t mean he has hubris and arrogance. that he is okay with overriding his moral code because someone whom he sees as important or looks up to asks him to do something, he is totally okay with sacrificing his morals to do that.

eventually, everything he did can be linked to his upbringing.

the tragedy of it all is that anakin is a good, somewhat selfless, compassionate and loving person who got twisted and sinister because of this one man he trusted.

[padawansuggest]

Mace: *holding Padawan Kenobi by the collar of his robes and coming into the mess hall* Attention everyone! Someone else needs to take custody of this child before I throw him off the highest tower!

Mess Hall: *quietly, contemplating who’s gonna speak up and risk ending up with custody of the feral one*

Victim 1: *raises hand* Um, where are his usual guardians?

Mace: *batting away Obi-Wan’s lil gremlin hands and squeezing his neck like a scruff* Master Yoda is claiming he has a contagious infection and Master Jinn is passed out in the healing halls with a broken nose that had to be healed with a minor surgery.

Victim 2: Oh? Why do you want to get rid of him anyways? I thought Kenobi was a sweetheart?

Mace: He is giving me constant shatter point migraines. This started when he was about three years old and has persisted since the day I met him.

Victim 2: Fair. Consider? Giving him to whoever broke Master Jinn’s nose??

Mace: Great idea, not an option, he was a flamboyant pirate named Ohnaka who give Obi-Wan spice laced candy.

Obi-Wan: I CAN SEE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND SO AM I

Mace: I am afraid of him. Someone please take this child.

Quinlan: idk bruh force agrees with the kid???? Maybe he’s on that good shit?

Mace: You. I’ve decided he’s yours now for that horrible sentence and agreeing with the hungry void. Take this child and never speak to me again. He bites and sometimes licks. Be careful and don’t point at him. *bodily drops the 16yo into the lap of a 19yo Quinlan*

Quinlan: *immediately petting through Obi-Wan’s hair till he’s purring and pushing into Quinlan’s hands* Was Master Windu being mean to you, Obes?

Obi-Wan: *deep purrs and happy noises* He wouldn’t let me go back to the pirates.

Quinlan: lol, why do you wanna go back to Ohnaka?

Obi-Wan: Made a friend. He was a Mandalorian. Hondo’s gonna ransom him back to his dad-leader. I wanna hang out with him more.

Quinlan: lol that sounds like way more fun than what I had planned. Let’s go steal a ship. *pulls Obi-Wan up and let’s him out of the mess hall*

Victim 2: …should we be letting him do that?

Victim 1: You’re from a side temple, so you wouldn’t get it, but if Windu is leaving Kenobi with Vos, he’s giving them free reign for chaos, he just doesn’t wanna be the one to babysit Kenobi while he follows his fucked up side quests.

Someone Smart Enough To Stay Out Of That Mess: They’ll be back in a week with three new strays.

[incorrect-clone-wars-quotes]

oh fuck fuck fuck fuck a duck!!!!!!!!! (7.11 - Shattered)

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how are we feeling today everyone

god this intro gives me chills every time i hate it but it’s so cool

FUCK THIS MUSIC

when is it gonna happen

i have trust issues and i don’t approve of this

yeah get fucked ugly ass

what was his name

it was rlly white like clayton or something

who’s in that ship

who is that

oh fuck!!!!

please do not walk away from maul i DO NOT TRUST HIM

stop talking about satine :((((((

ayyyyyyy

NOPE

HES OFF MURDERING HIS WIFE

why is bo... looking at them like that

ayyyyy

OHHHH NO

OHHHHHH BOYYYY

FUCK!!!!!

ayyyyyy

uhhhh i don’t think that’s gonna happen girl 😳

yeah!! no yoda!!!! no!!!!

he’s not here ayyyyy

he’s gonna murder his wife ayyyy

FUCK!!!!!!! he bout to die 😳

FUCK OFF WINDU!!! “i’m sorry citizen��� DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURE FUCKING TALKING TO??

that side eye rex gave lmao

he’s so itty bitty :)

yes a message for skywalker

SAY SOMETHING

NO????????

FUCK. OH FUCK.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AHSOKA

she’s worried :(

oh rex knows too

she shared that info with everyone else

HAHA GET FUCKED LMAOOOO

carbonite that bitch

ooh who’s she

is that fuckin yghhhhh. sabine’s mom

ursa?? i think that’s her name

OH FUCK HES NOT FROZEN

I HATE HATE HATE THIS

fuck

WHY WOULD HE BE AWAKE FUCK

I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

that’s fuckin sick tho

better get more of them shits about to go down

awwww trailer shot

gal pals

something bads gonna happennnnn fuck this music

FUCK OFF W THIS MUSIC!!!!!!!

and this eerie ass lighting

what the tuck

why would they keep him awake

UHHHHHHHHHHH

is he trying to force time

OH FUCK THERES TOO MANY CLONES NOW

iM VERY WORRIED

is maul gonna help them escape?? i cannot see any easy way out of this situation

god what the FUCK IS THIS MUSIC

there’s so many fucking shots of the clones i HATE THIS WHAT THE FUCK

creepy ass room

why couldn’t they just CARBONIFE FREEZE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god what the fuck

oh that’s a beautiful shot

BRUH THEYRE SALUTING I HATE THIS

fuck OFF FILONI

that’s gorgeous :((((((((((

YES

SOMETHING IS ON HER MIND

bro ;((((((((

awwwww

AWWWWWWWWWWW

hug

hug

hug

hug

HUG

GODDAMNIT

when has a clone ever worn that outfit EVER??

she’s grown up so much 😭😭😭

ughhhhhhHHHHHHHH

WOAAAH THE FUCKING SOUND IT MADE WHEN HE OPENED HIS EYES

TRAILER SHOT

WHAT FHE FUCK

whatshdjdjjdjdjsjsj FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAGDHNDJD WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

MAUL WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT????

WHATvvvvbbBshfjfjkdks

what???

no no no no obononoononono!!!!

NONPBONONONONOONONO!!!!!!

NO!!!! REX?????

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE TRYING TO HELP HER

WHAT THE FUCK

no oNONOBOONONONONOONN

HES CRYING

WHAT THE FUCK

god i fucking hate this

HE WAS TRYING TO FIGHT IT!!!

FIGHT IT REX!!!!!!!!

what the fuck

i hate this so much

REX!!!!! no

my babey :(((((

WHAT THE FUCK

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

uhhhhh what the fuck is this box lmao

OH FUCK!!!! BAD BITCH!!!!!

there’s really only one button that undoes all the restraints

that’s not very safe

fuck off oh my god

MAUL!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!

yeah he did that’s true

why does he look so short

SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAOOOOO

nice ahsoka

aren’t the clones heading to the detention level

FUCK OFF YOU DONT DESERVE IT

the “best friend i’ve ever had” to THIS SHIT???? HOW DOES REX ?? I- ?????? UH??

ahsoka this is some dangerous shit

ayyy droids

aww they’re all concerned :((((((

SHES ASKING THEM PERMISSION AWWW

FIVES?????????

FIVES!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT THE INHIBITOR CHIP

HE SAID “FIND HIM” IT WAS FIVES!!!!!!!!

SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REX?? isn’t rex 7567

she knows his password lmao

REX. REX!!!!!

YEAH THEY ARE!!!! YOURE RIGHT BABY!!!!!!!

FUCKING MAUL LMAOOOOO

ok i’d never usually say this but thank god he was here

jesus christ

did he just fucking DECAPITATE SOMEONE???????

FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!

that was gruesome as hell

say hello maul :) 👋🏼

LMAOOOOO

haha rex

time to rip THE CHIP!!!!!!!

RIP!!! THE!!! CHIP!!!

OH FUCK

oh my god oh my god

ohhhhh fuck

no ahsoka i want you to cut his neck open right here right now

RIP!!! THE!!! CHIP!!!

god i fucking hate this

at least the droids aren’t under order 66

god medical droids are creepy as hell

UHHHHH WHAT?????????

NO CHIP?????????????

this droid is so funny

r7 really said “chuh chuhchuhcuhuhchuh”

cmon rex :(((((((((

REMOVE IT WITH THE FORCE

YEAH GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HES SAYING IT

OG MY GOS OG TM GOD DOG YM GOD SUF

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

oh my god :((((((( i’m so stressed i HATE THIS

oh fuck

ohhh fuck!!!!!!

god she’s so fucking cool

i wanted to be her as a child and i still want to be her

HES AWAKE WHY IS HE AWAKE

REX???????? GO TO SLEEP REX

HE SHOT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REX!!!!!!!! BUDDY!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD

that was really fast

OH MY GOD

fuckkkkkkk i already knew that but FUUUUCK

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

[trinityysantos]

okay here's my recap of the next little bit before order 66 :/

aww i forgot that cody was actually in this, he's gonna try and kill obi-wan which has me feeling very conflicted

the silly little headsets they wear in their lil spaceships are so uglie lmao i would have cried if they made me wear one

i always really liked the alien he rides around on as he fights grievous, something about its design is perfect to me, especially it's fun little yips

"hello there" truly is iconic

weird eye zoom on grievous made me super uncomfortable and the weird eye zoom on obi-wan didn't make me feel any better tbh

i know that palpatine has to exist for the story to work but i hate him so much and i wish anakin never suffered from his presence 😭😭 i just wanna save him

"so uncivilised" is also equally iconic

mace windu handles anakin so poorly, like bro maybe you should feel some emotions to prevent your death and the end of the world as you know it

but also! mace windu's purple lightsabre is the sexiest thing about star wars

bruh palpatine gets real ugly real fast

oh poor ani, he really did just wanna save padme 🥺🥺

so finished the first 30 minutes of revenge of the sith and here are my notes:

i've seen this movie like three times and didn't realise how well clone wars replicated the dynamic between obi-wan and anakin

palpatine, as always, is a crusty lying bitch and i hate him

anakin refusing to leave obi-wan behind at the start is actually so personal and i hate that it's the last time pre much

the interactions with dooku and grievous are extra funny with the context that they've had multiple interactions over the past three years

"another happy landing" god bless this snarky bitch

also anakin is very handsome at the start of this 🥵 so is obi-wan 🥵 and also padme 🥵

once again anakin and padme are terrible at hiding their relationship, they're so embarrassing