#magic waste

[possumcollege]

From the wizards I've seen, I'd worry about what idly spilt horrors that robe has absorbed. Some wizards have to be the walking magical equivalent of a barrel of oily rags. Like burning Styrofoam in the fireplace. Like eating a chilidog in a pair of found work gloves.

You can't loot a dead wizard without professional thaumaturgic abatement.

If disposing of a dead wizard they must be thoroughly encapsulated or transported in a sealed drum with all the empty space full of water.

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

[erineas]

Thinking hard about Horror's harem...

He would enjoy the attention... Even if he'd get a bit flustered at times, he'd feel nice he's loved...

He would purr every time he's with his partners cuz he's just so happy... A rumble so deep you could feel it in your chest.

Also cuz he'd be pretty close. He most definitely likes to cuddle, so cuddle piles would be a daily occurrence...

His shirt doesn't necesarily have to stay on if you ask nicely, he's hesitant cuz of his scarred ribs but convincing him shouldn't be that hard when he has a bunch of loving voices gently reminding him how attractive he is...

But... sometimes that much reassurance could make him bold... And he acts when he's feeling bold... So he wouldn't be the only one mildly flustered anymore...

I... i'm ok.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Wastes

Artist: Raymond Swanland TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[namelessprince]

spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3

[couriers-mile]

I enjoy the implication in Origins that Zevran isn't a very good fighter when we meet him and then after Origins he was utterly terrorizing the Crows. All the levels he gained in the Warden's party actually made him a canonically, significantly more dangerous fighter than he was when the Warden met him.

[ganondoodle]

working on the shiekah arm for the totk rewrite and i actively have to force myself to not try and make a mechanically sound magic tech arm bc its a magic tech arm and doesnt need to be mechanically sound

[balkanbitch]

Post Alveraz Natsu can’t win a single verbal fight anymore with anyone in fairy tail cause as soon as they start losing they just got to bring up the fact bro gave himself magic cancer

[oregoncoastfox]

Just the two best lancers I own hanging out and having a great time bonding over being ancient, often-hated and almost always misunderstood beings who just want normal lives. Just a relaxing girls' day at the beach doing what anyone would enjoy.

Art by the eternally delightful @wishem

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[forrestevika]

✩ˎˊ˗ Howls Moving Castle Appreciation Post ✩ˎˊ˗

Can we talk about how aesthetically stunning this movie is?! Everything about it is so detailed and poetically intense. I could watch this over and over🖤

[quetzal-of-chaos]

Real, unscripted convo @likablemuffin and I had on Discord.

@unjudgmentalnoob Come forth, behold our dumbassery.

[jerrylewis-thekid]

Jerry said in an interview in the 70s that he caused the breakup, because he was tired of seeing Dean constantly sidelined by journalists and that his father had advised him to "break up" Martin & Lewis when their star was still high in the sky. Jerry has given dozens of different reasons for their separation, even if that "why we broke up, I don't know" said at Dean's birthday in 1989 seems sincere to me but those two were actors. However, Jerry's father's reasoning could be true. As I have already written many times, tragedy is remembered, not comedy.

Jerry said that comedy and tragedy were two different sides of the same coin and as an old man he wore black slippers with Greek masks of comedy and tragedy embroidered on them. I know that after more than seventy years people still talk about them. Jerry wanted to "dead" Martin and Lewis when they were still "young" to make the couple immortal. More than other comic couples.

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy were great but they don't touch your heart like Martin & Lewis do. Same thing for Abbott and Costello (who is Abbott, who is Costello? Never figured out). All the other comedy couples that ever existed don't break your heart like Martin & Lewis, because Dean and Jerry, together, had that magic that only the word "love" can explain. And no, they couldn't have stayed together for much longer, at most until 1960. Not beyond. The basic concept of their working collaboration was "Adonis and the Kid", "Sex and Slapstick", their comedy was too physical. But Dean was nine years older than Jerry, physically he was no longer the Adonis of the 40s. He no longer had the strength to pick up Jerry who had grown up in the meantime.

Physically he was no longer thin, his shoulders had broadened. He no longer looked like a kid. Can you imagine Jerry in the mid-60s, so manly, so virile, with shoulders that had become broader than Dean's in the mid-60s (who in turn had lost a lot of weight) still acting like a baby with Dean, jumping into his arms, kissing him, and all the rest? It would have seemed really, really gay.

And they would have looked ridiculous. And to not look ridiculous they would have had to completely change their style of comedy but by doing that they would no longer be Martin & Lewis. Stan and Oliver, with all due respect, were not handsome, they never were. Their comic role was that of two children, one of whom, Oliver, thought he was smarter than Stan and then realized that it wasn't true. Those two could continue to be Stan and Oliver for their entire lives, until their deaths precisely because they were not physically handsome. Oliver and Costello were the same thing. There was no chemistry between them. None. Dean and Jerry were on another level. And they themselves could not replicate themselves when they were young. And so the "premature death" of the couple made them immortal.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Llanowar Wastes

Artist: Rob Alexander TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[kiwiplaetzchen]

It was late at night, and the corridors of Hogwarts were eerily quiet, save for the occasional creak of old wood and the whisper of distant footsteps. Almost everyone had gone to bed, except for the occasional pair of students hidden in dark corners, seemingly engaged in some kind of mating ritual. Nosy, however, had no interest in flicking nonsense for tonight. No, the little Niffler had a far more important mission.

Navigating the colossal castle was no small feat for someone as small as Nosy. The towering walls and endless staircases presented a challenge even for a Niffler as brilliant as him. But determination was one of Nosy's greatest qualities - well, that and his impeccable taste in shiny objects and other things. Hours of searching through hallways, past common rooms, and even a quick sniff at the kitchens had finally paid off.

There it was, standing proud and majestic: The Christmas tree he had been searching for! The lights sparkled like stars, the ornaments gleamed like treasure, and Nosy's eyes shone just as brightly as the display before him.

The Niffler had overheard a juicy piece of gossip earlier, his sharp ears tuned in on a group of Prefects chatting lazily in the corner. Apparently, they couldn't be bothered to cast protection charms on all the Christmas trees this year. Tz tz. Lazy gits, Nosy thought, clicking his beak in disdain. They clearly had nothing on Mama William, whose attention to detail was unmatched. Still, what was a loss for them was undoubtedly a massive win for Nosy.

With a squeak of excitement, Nosy hopped towards the tree. It was beautiful! The twinkling lights! The shimmering ornaments! The GLITTER! THE LIGHTS!!! It was like a dream come true for the little menace. His heart raced as if it was trying to keep up with the dazzling twinkles.

Nosy paused for just a moment, standing on his hind legs to inspect a particularly large, golden ornament hanging from one of the lowest branches. With a gentle boop, his paw made contact, and it swung lightly on its hook. He let out a squeak of pure joy, giggling at the delightful wobble it made. He could touch it! This was it - this was the jackpot!!

The little Niffler took a step back, sizing up the towering tree in all its glory, before letting out a honk of pure, unbridled joy. This was his tree now. Without further hesitation, Nosy began climbing, his paws grabbing at the lower branches as his belly pouch greedily devoured ornaments of every shape and size. Sparkling stars, glittering baubles, tiny bells - all disappeared into his pouch, his tail wiggling with glee at every piece.

And the lights! Oh, the shiny lights! Nosy couldn't resist wrapping himself in the glowing strands, his fur glowing like a festive beacon in the dark. This was, without a doubt, the best-est day ever! Perched high in the tree, surrounded by all the treasures he'd claimed, Nosy let out a loud, victorious honk that echoed through the empty halls. The Christmas tree didn’t stand a chance.

[wasteful-sam]

Rolan's robe is now available in BG3!

Look at our king! <3

This is certainly a pleasant surprise! To get the robe, you need to:

Play as Shadow Magic sorcerer (you can always change your class later :P)

To get the exact color of Rolan's robe, you need to install an official mod from Larian's ML: NPC and Outfit Inspired Dyes.

You can find the dyes in the chest on the Nutiloid.

Choose the NPC Dye Container -> use the P4 The Prodigy Inspired Dye (of course, it's called like that! ★)

Yes, it has that criss-cross thingy, but it's really close! Rolan Nation, we're eating!

Not sure if it can be found/purchased somewhere in the game yet, but I'll update you if I find it.

UPD: Also, the head you can also get from Larian's ML, it's the FacesUnlocked mod.

[nadiajustbe]

There's something incredibly strange and funny about the FIRE DEMON from Ingary who somehow managed to work at some random Welsh school for at least a couple of weeks, maybe even longer and not get caught.

Like, did WoTW just lecture ms. Angorian about stuff like printers, photocopies or, well, the whole English Literature program she was supposed to teach for a good amount of time? Or was it just a kind of scripted info for the new form the demon was taking?

And — most importantly — how did WoTW (who, again, lives in Ingary with little to no connection to our world at all) get all this info about Welsh education in a matter of days?

Wikipedia page informs me that she kidnapped Suliman to ask him about it and she did, in fact, asked Sophie about Wales as well. But I cannot believe any of this guys can tell her enough to make a whole fire demon an English teacher, unless Ben was one himself and did willingly tell her the school curriculum — wich is no less hilarious of a concept.

And If she didn't, how couldn't anyone, kids or other schools staff, notice she has no clue about any English literature besides John Dohn and one (1) poem.

I have so many questions.