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lalasknives · 1 year ago
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Just to let everybody know, in a couple of years, you guys will be my online friends who I think about at least once a week. You guys will be my Roman empire.
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vero-niche · 4 months ago
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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
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scottsumrners · 4 months ago
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pirateprincessjess · 1 month ago
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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crimsonservbot · 2 months ago
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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semperintrepida · 2 months ago
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This is the worst timeline. (x)
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shamebats · 2 months ago
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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iamthetruestrepairman · 3 months ago
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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
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yuttikkele · 3 months ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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goldensunset · 4 months ago
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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sniffanimal · 5 months ago
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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
this post got too much attention so I sniffered it
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mattsmemes · 1 month ago
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meltymoth · 5 months ago
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME
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pirateprincessjess · 2 months ago
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
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mobgoblin · 5 months ago
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Queued right up for it
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