#making a soup out of these freaks that's it

[radmari]

We don’t hate bisexuals, we stand in solidarity with them. Hence the B in LGB.

The “real” community lmao. Just say you’re homophobic and go. We only include same-sex attracted people because THATS THE REASON WE ARE OPPRESSED. Our sexuality. That’s the one thing every lesbian, gay man and bisexual person will always have in common.

I don’t care if it makes straight people feel left out. Y’all made your own community, the problem is that you keep dragging our names through the mud with you to try and legitimise yourselves. Which is why we’re seeing acceptance for SSA people plummet. You alphabet soup freaks have ruined the progress we’ve made over the last decade or two with your nonsense.

i’m seeing a lot of “aromantic” crap on my feed, so i’m gonna make a post about and make it all y’all’s problem:

if you do not experience same-sex attraction, THEN YOU’RE NOT OPPRESSED FOR YOUR SEXUALITY AND SHOULD GO FUCKING TOUCH SOME FUCKING GRASS. stop trying to force yourself into the lgb community you freaks. leave them alone.

[slimyenemy]

only curses are real booOoO

[black-and-yellow]

Lost

(minus grain)

[waitineedaname]

Yo, friendo What's the best way to consume these funny doomed men I keep seeing?

( Didn't mean it literality, but I can't help but think that the answer is with spice )

depends on which ones!! there are two series I've been posting about a lot, both by the same author: SVSSS and MDZS!

Scum Villain's Self-Saving System/SVSSS is a book series, and you can read it physically (which I did through my local library for the first two books) or online on the Internet Archive or Anna's Archive (which I did for the last two books when I got too impatient to wait on my holds). It also has a ten episode long donghua called Scumbag System that covers most of the first book and it's terrible (affectionate). You can find that one on youtube or most anime pirating sites. In short summary, SVSSS is about a terminally online dude getting isekai'd into the villain of a webnovel he absolutely hates, and in his attempt to avoid the villain's horrible death he sends the story completely off the rails. It's unhinged, hilarious, and everyone in the series is a complete freak <3 It's only four books long (three of which are the main plot and the fourth is extras)

MDZS/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation is also a book series by the same author! Similarly, you can check your public library or the Internet Archive and Anna's Archive. It also has a donghua (which I haven't watched) and a wildly successful live action drama called The Untamed (which is how I initially got into the series!). The Untamed is available on Netflix and Youtube and probably other places. It does make some significant changes due to censorship reasons and it is extremely cheesy, but I enjoy it. If you want more classical tragedy, I'd say start with The Untamed, and if you want more gay necromancy shenanigans, I'd say start with the books! In short summary, it's about the life and death and second life of Wei Wuxian as he goes from war hero to widely reviled necromancer, and it's quite fun. The book series is five books long, and The Untamed is 50 episodes long. I have a character guide for that one if you need it because the names do get confusing!

[singull]

Oh yeah, pro life tip for all y'all that like to make things with your KitchenAid, particularly of the noodle kind with those snazzy attachments they make for them: Keep ya damn towels away from the roller, you WILL get the towel sucked into it and break the mechanism that turns it.

PLT #2: It's a very easy fix. Look for a "shear shaft coupler" for your model online and buy it. It usually just takes unscrewing one side of the roller and popping the broken shaft out and replacing it with the new one.

They're like 10 bucks or less to buy (but not from KitchenAid because GOD FORBID THEY GIVE YOU A WAY TO FIX SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST BUYING A WHOLE NEW ROLLER FOR 80+ BUCKS), but I'd suggest buying a small pack of them. They're designed to break if something gets stuck so as to save the rest of the attachment from busting, so there's a chance it could happen again because of something like too hard of dough or some other dork in your home gets another towel stuck in it.

[remotewatch]

your jack fics are insane and feeding the little freaks who love him thank you for your service

thank YOU for saying so omg 🥰🥰🥰 means the absolute world that I can feed silly goose nation even a little bit !!!!!

There’s much more to come I’ll tell you that 🫡🫡🫡

[lannisterdaddyissues]

wow just had the worst sim of my entire nursing school career and it’s bc my classmates are stupid 😭

[lemodoe]

wai I forgot which part of ace attorney are you on? I got to the one with the cowboy and a parking lot before getting stuck

oh yeah i know what you're talking about !! actually that specific part Also had me stuck for embarrassingly long. i'm currently at the tail end of the game After that one. 🕺 aka the second game in the whole series

[arolesbianism]

I am having a delightful time plotting out hcs for Euphraise's childhood and young adulthood and it's making me wanna revamp the looper Euphrasie au concepts I made a whole back because I need an excuse to explore different aspects of this woman so badly

[clowngremlin]

Helped my dad make a seafood chowder.....I cut up the vegetables and the scallops and the fish!! It was my first time handling raw seafood and I think I did a good job :>

[zuulbean]

OK FUCK THE NEW MAGPOD EPISODE BUT IN A GOOD WAY!! LIKE EW! EW EW!!!

[phantasmaw]

♢*   —  @elderjia ​/  𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝

   〈❦*〉┊  The acrid stench of fear rakes across Chaewon's senses when a humid summer wind blasts across the open plateau. The echo of a not-so-distant cry chases after the gust, inhuman and guttural. Their gaze follows the path the wind carves through the quivering grass, stopping only once it alights on a familiar figure standing like a slash of inkstroke against the encroaching dusk. One of their elongated ears flicks. They straighten. The woldo gripped in the hand not wrapped in overlapping talismans lowers until its curved blade nearly kisses the ground. The barest hint of a smile tugs at their lips.

      "Out for another hunt tonight?" they ask, foregoing any true greeting but offering a modest dip of the head nonetheless. That slight smile widens imperceptibly. "If it's another case of a local begging for protection against me, then I'll earnestly apologize for causing you trouble again." Another scream slashes through the thin veil of peace. The dokkaebi's rectangular pupils shrink to vertical slits. Their gaze doesn't leave his face. "That sounds far more troublesome than me, though."

[yatiso]

the onset of a cold sucks so hard but it also makes me feel like a victorian lady cursed by the whims of the weather

[bubblesxo]

me when my main character is fundamentally a side character forced to take on a bigger role in life (pushed out of her comfort zone and filling a needed role that no one else will) and the kid accompanying them is actually going through the beginning stages of her hero's journey but for a destiny that is bigger than the role my main characters will ever play:

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

"this userbase is aging" good

[cleocatrablossy]

Gravity falls au where almost nothing changes but it gets to genuinely be a fucking HORROR. Or maybe more thriller… but you get the gist