#makingdemands

[ihavetoomanyfandomstobesane]

i did a fic rec list on a longer post but imma copy paste it here for my mooties who want some fresh fics! atz smuts listed at the bottom

an old friend created a masterpiece of a fic series for enhypen. her ao3 user is SSpian0 and the fics are called Spa Day 2020 and 0204’s Day Out. chock full of lengthy JayWon shenanigans and cuteness

if you need to cry i HIGHLY recommend the famous TXT fic under the sky in room 553 i discovered you and i by spellfire. holy shit i thought i was strong. i was not. 10/10 angst

taking a full 180, if u love bad batch and are a kinky fucker u will love The Dominant’s Assistant by Background_Foxe. it’s heavy on clonecest but lots of good smut and some drama

moving to horror, a good one is flicker: mad clown by seventeenimaginaryfriendjohn. it is enhypen with all the members of i-land, but knowing the boys isn’t that important to the fic. lots of murder and fun killer clowns

another FANTASTIC horror that i think about often would be scream kings (a cabin in the woods story) by KaderinHall. ateez horror story that’s also smutty where there’s lots of killing but also a happy(?) ending. fully worth the read

now for some ateez smut recs:

strawberry breath by 5homosonstairs (sangihwa)

miscommunication by soneei (yungi-ish, crack treated seriously)

can you get enough of me? by CandiedYuzu (minjoong, cockwarming)

wrap around me, my aurora by makingdemands (sangihwa, soft sex)

i just can not help it myself by CandiedYuzu (2ho, omegaverse)

how to calm your alpha by khett (ot8, jongjoong, omegaverse)

counting one, two, three by average_pirate_enjoyer (woosan, jonghwa, foursome in a bdsm club)

tastes like raspberries and roses by racoonwoo (seongsang, omegaverse)

the sun god’s offering by Strawberry_Luna (ot8, yunsan, sex offering)

for more stories, you can check out my ao3 account, both the stuff i’ve written and my other bookmarks! @/TooManyFandomsToBeSane

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Fics With No Angst Or Trigger Warnings Masterlist

All I Need (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/calum T, 1k

Summary: Luke and Calum enjoy a quiet morning in their apartme

a simple equation with no complications (ao3) - cyberpunknct Luke/Ashton N/R, 12k

Summary: luke ends up tutoring the older boy that can’t seem to concentrate for a decent amount of time, but he doesn’t really mind it.

‘cause i’ve been having all these nightmares (ao3) - carefulnowted luke/calum N/R, 959

Summary: Luke has a nightmare.

changing flights so you’d stay with me (ao3) - bellawritess michael/calum, luke/ashton T, 9k

Summary: five times Calum saw Michael in an airport, and the one time Michael saw Calum.

chasing rubies (ao3) - cyberpunknct Luke/Ashton T, 32k

Summary: What’s Ashton supposed to do if he ends up sharing the cabin with a cute counselor?

Christmas Tree Farm (ao3) - no_clue_who Luke/Ashton T, 14k

Summary: Ashton walked into the apartment to see Luke pacing around the room, phone on his ear. Ashton waved to him as he slowly closed the door, he watched Luke climb up onto the couch and onto their coffee table. He put his bag down, and took off his coat and scarf, trying to ignore Luke’s conversation with his family.

“Yes mom, I’m going home,” Luke said, stepping down onto the floor again, “Ben and Jack won’t have to do everything-” Luke waved to Ashton once he saw him, “Yes mom, I won’t leave them alone to do anything. No, he, he isn’t sick, I won’t have to take care of him.”

Ashton walked into their kitchen and grabbed something, trying to remember who Luke would have taken care of. He turned around and saw Luke back on the table, one hand gesturing wildly.

“No mom I can’t,” Luke stopped talking and looked at Ashton, “He might be going away!”

City Lights (ao3) - nationalnobody michael/luke G, 2k

Summary: Michael invites Luke to a concert but on the way there they manage to get lost and end up in a city they’ve never known.

Claustrophobic (ao3) - insideimasadrainbow Luke/Calum N/R, 2k

Summary: Luke and Calum get stuck in an elevator, and old haunting memories arise.

Coffee Boy (ao3) - Jay_isnotokay Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton M, 12k

Summary: Calum Hood has a crush on a barista, plenty of coffee making ensues.

Cuddle Me This (ao3) - insideimasadrainbow Luke/Calum, Michael/Ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: Calum didn't get his daily cuddle from Luke and is dead bent on getting it one way or another..

Footprints in the Sand (ao3) - gonefornow luke/calum T, 1k

Summary: Calum and Luke have a beach vacation.

Friday Night's Date Night (ao3) - dancewithme Luke/Calum, Michael/Ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: Friday night's date night and this week's adventure is lazer tag

I hope you like superheroes (ao3) - brokenstereotype Luke/Ashton T, 20k

Summary: Luke doesn’t see the appeal of a guy dressing up in spandex to save the city from nonexistent troubles. It may just be the fact that Michael has made a huge hype about this masked man in tights, but he’s just not impressed - until he’s on the recieving end of the saving.

Puppies, Pastries, and Other Sweet Things (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky) Luke/Ashton, mentioned Michael/Calum G, 16k

Summary: When Ashton heard someone scratching on his front door in the middle of the night, he expected it to be a burglar, maybe even extraterrestrial beings who planned to take him to another planet. However, the last thing that he expected to find was a lost puppy who simply wanted shelter from the rain.

put the stars in our eyes (ao3) - burstintocolor (anchormate) Luke/Calum M, 25k

Summary: Ben hangs up, leaving Luke still reeling. His family thinks he and Cal are dating. And they weren’t surprised. They’d been waiting for it. His mum cried because she was so happy for him. And worst of all, he hadn’t had a chance to correct Ben. Luke rolls over on his bed, burying his face in his pillow and letting out a groan.

or, luke’s family thinks he’s dating calum. luke doesn’t correct them.

Skywards (ao3) - makingdemands Luke/Calum T, 4k

Summary: Luke really loves Calum's tattoos. Also Calum. Luke really loves Calum.

stick to the status quo (ao3) - cliffakitten Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum M, 29k

Summary: It’s weird. Luke knows it’s weird. He’s very much aware of the degree of weirdness that he is being right now. Very, painfully aware. Which is why he’s wearing a black beanie and sunglasses inside in the middle of spring. Inside the school theatre to be exact, sure to anyone else it wasn’t exactly a place which requires a friggin disguise to be in. But Luke was a football player, by the ancient and all knowing laws of high school he shouldn’t even know where the theatre is, never mind sneaking in through the lighting booth to stand in the back of it. ~ Or, the one where Luke is on the football team but has a mahooosive crush on this kid in the theatre club with the big hazel eyes and emo fringe.

Thunderstorm (ao3) - insideimasadrainbow Luke/Calum N/R, 1k

Summary: The storm raged on outside but the two were content with it just as long as they stuck to each other. As if that'd ever be an issue.

[tonybrigmon]

You inspire positive change by sharing beliefs, not by making demands.

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[dreamseeker4life-blog]

Boundaries

The importance of boundaries in relationships can’t be stressed enough. They allow me to keep my peace and sanity. As an introvert I value boundaries tremendously and try my best to keep them without draining my energy. This can be tough at times, but it needs to be done.

Without them people are taken advantage of. In all of my relationships, I attempt to set clear boundaries and immediately address violators when they fail to comply with them. Boundaries that I hold near and dear to my heart are below.

Don’t be rude or disrespectful towards me

Don’t speak to me in a rude or disrespectful manner; this includes tone of voice, i.e. attitude or condescending 

Don’t lie to me 

Don’t interrupt me

Don’t question the things I say or do

Don’t disregard what I say or do

Don’t take me for granted

Don’t say mean or disrespectful things to other people when I am around

Don’t be lazy and expect me to do all the work

Don’t overwhelm me

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Fic Titles That Start With F (2) Masterlist

part one

Failed Covert Present Operations (ao3) - allsassnoclass calum/ashton T, 1k

Summary: Ashton is caught snooping in the presents.

Falling All Over The Place (ao3) - makingdemands Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton T, 21k

Summary: Michael gets a new phone and also a cat and he tries to get Ashton to pick him up but he texts the wrong number. Then maybe he keeps texting the wrong number. Nobody is punk rock and everyone’s sexualities are ambiguous.

fault lines tremble underneath my glass house (ao3) - prettyluke (parting_ways) ot4 G, 20k

Summary: Ashton, Luke, Michael, and Calum’s perfect world crumbles unexpectedly when an earthquake threatens to break them apart.

favourite colour (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 11k

Summary: Calum is in love with Luke, and Luke is leaving.

feeling the weight of the world (ao3) - babyblueliveshere calum/ashton M, 22k

Summary: duke university and the university of north carolina, ten miles apart, home to the most intense rivalry in all of college basketball. and now, they have the top two high school basketball recruits in the nation: ashton irwin and calum hood.

Fighting The Gravity (ao3) - stelleshine michael/luke E, 2k

Summary: Luke’s sick and miserable in Japan and Michael breaks the rules to snuggle him.

Filed under love (ao3) - Abbypd Luke/Calum, Michael/Ashton T, 32k 

Summary: “Hey Ash.” Luke whispered, trying to only gain Ashton’s attention and not that of their other colleagues. “Yeah?” The boy asked, looking at Luke over their computer screens. “Who’s that?” he asked, his head nodding in the direction the boy was stood. “Who?” Ashton wanted to know, squinting his eyes a bit and Luke swore that boy needed glasses. “The guy who is talking to Mister Wilson.” Luke whispered back, his eyes on the attractive, but slightly arrogant looking boy. “Oh, that’s Mister Hood’s son, Calum.” “You mean the guy who owns twenty-five percent of the company?” Luke gawked at the boy. He had heard about him once or twice; the boy had to be filthy rich and he couldn’t be much older than Ashton. Luke had never seen him before because apparently he had been on multiple business trips the last two months. It would’ve been nice if someone had warned him his boss was this hot though.

Or one of the many cliché stories about Luke falling in love with his young and very hot boss because I personally love superior/inferior fics

First Family Meetings (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) michael/ashton G, 1k

Summary: Michael meets Ashton’s family for the first time.

First Time (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance luke/calum E, 5k

Summary: Luke was 19 and Calum thought it was about time to get him laid. Finding Luke somebody was harder than he thought. But all he knew was that the purity ring had to go.

Five Minutes (ao3) - aspoonfulofyoongi michael/luke G, 1k

Summary: another first kiss muke fic WOW nice! This is actually my first kiss story revamped a little for muke, so I hope you enjoy!

five stars every time that you come through (ao3) - tutorgirl luke/ashton E, 6k

Summary: date night is a tradition in their relationship that ashton takes very seriously. 

Five Things Luke Hemmings Thinks About (ao3) - zaynshoran (oneswhonever) luke/calum, past luke/ashton M, 833

Summary: What Luke thinks about after Ashton’s death.

Floral Tattoos. (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton, michael/luke G, 8k

Summary: Ashton Irwin is a nerdy, quiet florist who is content to be alone. But when the vacant shop at the end of the strip mall is suddenly occupied, he can’t help himself. Even if tattoo parlors are scary, the artists turn out to be pretty cool.

Florecita (ao3) - merlypops michael/ashton E, 14k

Summary: Ashton and Michael’s love is like the sea - rough at times and calm at others, but always there. Always.

Flowers Are Your Thing (ao3) - louistomlincry michael/luke N/R, 1k

Summary: Michael keeps giving Luke flowers, but doesn’t know what Luke’s doing with them

food porn (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum E, 24k

Summary: Hi Cal,

Is Cal too forward? It feels it but I don’t know if that’s your full name or not so I’m going to stick to it.

I feel like I need to actually craft a proper thank you and I’m sorry if this is oddly personal, I’ve literally never written a thank you email to a blog before, is this how you’re meant to frame it?

I literally can’t cook for shit, I’ve never learnt how. My mum keeps saying that I’ll never amount to anything if I don’t learn (I have a job), so I’m trying but I’m still well, pretty shitty. I feel like I need to thank you for all your service so far in making me a more adjusted man, you have no idea what presence you’ve had in my life over the past six months. I’ve made so many of your recipes I’m basically your biggest fan.

fool’s gold (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton, michael/luke, calum/oc M, 28k

Summary: the one where Calum is struggling with an abusive relationship and all he can think about is Ashton, who is across the world and probably doesn’t even remember making Calum fall helplessly in love with him when he was sixteen.

for every question why (ao3) - caughtcal (marvelaf) calum/ashton T, 9k

Summary: When doing what he wants means sacrificing everything he knows, Calum has to find a way to deal with the changes.

for real (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor calum/ashton T, 4k

Summary: Michael keeps trying to set Calum up on blind dates, and one day Calum accidentally slips and says he has a boyfriend when he doesn't, so Ashton offers to be his fake boyfriend. It works, until Calum messes things up.

Friolero (ao3) - merlypops michael/calum E, 3k

Summary: ‘Michael remembers how Calum was a bit like his own personal space heater, except a whole lot softer and more cuddly, and Michael remembers how he smelt good too which was definitely a bonus.’  

Michael is freezing and Calum just wants to keep him aflame.

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Teen And Up Rated Fics (2) Masterlist

part one

a glimmer of hope that was starin’ at me - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) ot4 T, 7k

Summary: It’s difficult being in a relationship with three guys, and one of them hates you. On their one year anniversary, the four go to a cabin to celebrate. Luke knows that he has to make a decision soon. Things get messy, and then they’re okay again. Happy ending.

as the night gets older of you i grow fonder (ao3) - softirwin luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 9k

Summary: Luke’s eight when Ashton moves in next door.

(shamelessly half-based off the video for ‘you belong with me’)

between all the gasping, i finally breathe (ao3) - bellawritess michael/luke T, 8k

Summary: Sick probably more accurately describes how Luke is going to feel after four in the morning at the beach in the middle of September. If it were anyone else, that would deter him. In fact, that would be his excuse. Love to go, but I’m afraid I’ll catch cold.

But it’s not anyone else. It’s Michael. And the thing with Michael that Luke learned a long time ago is that you have to carve out moments with him and clench them in your fist or you’ll find yourself fading from his life.

Coffee (ao3) - coolbabyblue michael/luke T, 8k

Summary: Luke lives for being a barista, practicing his latte art in between college classes, studying everyone who orders anything in the small café like he were planning an essay on them all, trying to charm his way into the hearts of every customer.

When a red haired guy enters his workplace with his two parents looking rather gloomy, he makes it his own personal goal to make him feel alright.

Denouement (Love is Almost Always Accidental) (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/ashton T, 28k

Summary: It’s 9pm on Sunday night and Ashton is alone in his room, crying. Oh, and he’s in Paris. Tomorrow he starts his senior year of high school, something he had been looking forward to pretty much his entire life. But then his parents had to go and ruin it by sending Ashton to boarding school in Paris for his final year of high school.

-

Ashton’s parents send him to boarding school in Paris, where he is immediately charmed by Luke. Unfortunately, Luke has a boyfriend.

Falling All Over The Place (ao3) - makingdemands michael/calum, luke/ashton T, 21k

Summary: Michael gets a new phone and also a cat and he tries to get Ashton to pick him up but he texts the wrong number. Then maybe he keeps texting the wrong number. Nobody is punk rock and everyone’s sexualities are ambiguous.

for every question why (ao3) - caughtcal (marvelaf) calum/ashton T, 9k

Summary: When doing what he wants means sacrificing everything he knows, Calum has to find a way to deal with the changes.

I’d Marry You With Paper Rings (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/calum T, 4k

Summary: Calum seems to be on a mission to propose to Luke with as many things as he can. Luke just wants it to be real.

If I’m James Dean (ao3) - princessmikey michael/luke, calum/ashton T, 10k

Summary: Michael had been drawn to Luke since the first time he saw him. It was all the way back when they were in first grade, and shared the same recess. Michael hadn’t seen Luke running around the playground until half way through the year, but when he finally laid eyes on the small blonde he experienced this feeling he had never had before.

–

Or the one where Michael has a crush in Luke starting in first grade, but doesn’t share his feelings until a halloween party in college.

I’ll Wrap My Arms Around You Now (ao3) - nic_96 luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 13k

Summary: He remembers feeling the material against his bare stomach, he remembers taking his arm that had been wrapped around the duvet and ran it over his stomach. He felt [i]podgy[/i]. He wasn’t fat, Michael knew that, of course he did, he just, his stomach wasn’t flat or muscular, and when he was on his side like that with his knees tucked up it flabbed a bit and that shouldn’t have been a big deal cause you know, it’s just the position he’s lying in, but it was a big deal, it [i]bugged him[/i].

or

The one where Michael is very insecure about his body and stops letting Calum cuddle him but Calum like to cuddle, cuddling is very important to their relationship and Calum is cuddle deprived and frustrated and Luke knows too much and Ashton is adorable.

i love the way (ao3) - forforever (preciousthings) luke/calum T, 4k

Summary: four times calum didn’t do anything about luke wearing his clothes and one time he did

interlude (ao3) - galacticsugar michael/luke T, 36k

Summary: As Michael positions his camera to capture a photo of the venue marquee, it suddenly hits him that Luke isn’t just a name on the sign. His show is tonight. He’s probably here, right now, somewhere in the venue, or at least nearby, maybe hitting up one of the trendy downtown coffee shops or jogging around the lake.

“Michael?”

…or right behind him. His voice sounds the same.

It’s Such a Shame That We Play Strangers (ao3) - velvethood (orphan_account) michael/calum/ashton T, 14k

Summary: “Well, when my favourite customer disappears I’m going to be worried.” Ashton reiterates, hands Michael his drink and a plate full of three types of cake like he knew Michael was coming. “You have a lot of food to catch up on. I’ve been on the cake wagon lately, haven’t I Cal?”

This is the first time Ashton’s addressed Calum in front of him which isn’t surprising because they’ve never been in this situation before, but Michael’s unsure of what to do with himself. They haven’t even been introduced each other.

i wanna tell you so (how to hold my heart) (ao3) - babushcat (MerrytheCookie) michael/ashton T, 25k

Summary: this technically still counts as a coffee shop au

Let Me (ao3) - fffearless luke/ashton T, 3k

Summary: Ashton’s had a feeling about this weird spindly kid for a while now and he’s determined to find out what it is

(Ashton becomes Luke’s friend and tries to stop him hurting himself)

milk teeth (ao3) - prettyluke (parting_ways) michael/calum T, 9k

Summary: the four times Calum couldn’t admit it and the one time he did.

my heart radio is set to explode (ao3) - horriblekids luke/calum, michael/ashton T, 15k

Summary: Five times everyone thought Luke and Calum were dating and then one time where they actually are.

Luke puts up an ad for a roommate-slash-bandmate online and Calum’s the only one who responds. He turns out not to be a serial killer, though.

take my hand, now and forever (don’t ever let go) @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) calum/ashton T, 9k

Summary: Ashton is a single parent who’s not had good luck with dating ever since his son was brought into his life. Then, he meets Calum, who’s the first guy who’s ever shown interest in him and his son.

Tech Support (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky) luke/ashton T, 20k

Summary: “So… what’re you wearing, Luke?”

“Um… jeans?” he answers, sounding more than a little confused. “And a blue shirt with the Apple logo on it… it’s the uniform, so.”

Or, Ashton frequently calls tech support just to flirt with the charming voice on the other end.

the violent voices, loud and deafening (ao3) - lifewasradical michael/calum T, 3k

Summary: Michael knows he’s a chronic overthinker, thoughts always plaguing his mind even when he begs them to quiet down. He’s started categorizing his thoughts into different groups, depending on how loud the voices are screaming and what he can hear them saying.  The thoughts spiral a lot, starting off as little seeds planted by his insecurities, blooming up into something big, terrifying, all encompassing. 

Or, Michael can’t get out of his own head, but at least he has Calum.

this world’s an ugly place but you’re so beautiful (ao3) - 5_es_oh_es (YouMakeMyHeartCry) luke/ashton T, 14k

Summary: Going to this party was probably the stupidest thing Luke had ever done.

Or, Luke is bullied and nobody really likes him but he goes to a party and everything changes. Well, he almost gets beaten to death but at least he has friends now.

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Interviews Masterlist

Granny Flat (ao3) - aspoonfulofyoongi michael/luke T, 1k

Summary: SOOOO this is a little muke fic about the first time cal, mikey, and luke got drunk. hope you enjoy! (sorry if its a bit shit)

guilty pleasure (ao3) - orphan_account michael/calum E, 1k

Summary: based of that interview where the guys were talking ab their guilty pleasures aka calum is gay bye

If He Liked Back (ao3) - winchesters_and_watson michael/luke N/R, 1k

Summary: Luke and Michael like each other and starting dating in a studio bathroom.

"Maybe a little farm... some pigs" (ao3) - Directioner_Jcats_5sosfam Michael/Luke, Calum/Ashton G, 1k

Summary: Luke and Michael are dating, and Ashton thinks Luke is ready for marriage and settling down. What does Luke thinks about it?

peace (ao3) - no_clue_who ot4 G, 1k

Summary: Calum could see Michael was tired.

He could tell Michael was reaching his limit on being out, the interviews had dragged on and they all were tired. But Calum could tell Michael was really tired. He watched as Michael grabbed the cat pillow and started to pull back from the conversation. Michael was very tired.

Skywards (ao3) - makingdemands luke/calum T, 4k

Summary: Luke really loves Calum's tattoos. Also Calum. Luke really loves Calum.

stolen shirts/hearts (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum T, 6k

Summary: There's a sort of inevitability that comes with being in this band. A set of concrete circumstances that never seems to change. They annoy each other to hell, they know every last thing about each other, Calum is in love with Luke, and Luke always steals Calum's clothes. 

That's the way it is. That's the way they all know it is, except maybe Luke, who might be ignorant to the third thing on the list.

take a breath and let the rest come easy (ao3) - hopelessembers michael/luke T, 1k

Summary: the one where luke decides it's about time to dye mikey's hair again.

Tattoo Roulette with 5 Seconds of Summer (ao3) - Directioner_Jcats_5sosfam michael/luke, friendship luke/calum N/R, 1k

Summary: Luke was the only member of his band with no tattoos. He wanted to get one, but he wanted it to mean something. And he also wanted to be alone with his boyfriend, Michael, when he would get it.

Or; Instead of One Direction, it's 5 Seconds of Summer that play Tattoo Roulette with James Corden, and Luke is Niall... kind of.

tongue tied by words (ao3) - strxngersagain luke/calum G, 4k

Summary: “Are you wearing my shirt?” 

Luke glances down at his chest, the Led Zeppelin t-shirt he found in Calum’s room hangs from his shoulders. “I thought this was yours?” He says, glancing at Calum. “So did I.” Calum shrugs, his fingers still lingering on Luke’s thigh, eyes on the TV. “Bro,” Ashton groans. “I already have to deal with you stealing my shit.” He points at Calum, whose eyes still don’t leave the TV. “But now you too?!”

or

5 times luke stole calum's clothes, and 1 time calum stole luke's

Too hot for Mexico (ao3) - niallistoocute102030 T, 602

Summary: 5SOS are currently on tour in Mexico when the heat causes Ashton to pass out.

Based on the interview where Michel said Ash passed out which now isn't on Youtube.

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5SOS + Hogwarts (2) Masterlist

part one

Am I More Than You Bargained For Yet (ao3) - anonymous michael/luke T, 2k

Summary: Michael's kind of fucked from the start.

Or, Luke can't stop tripping and Michael can't stop saving him.

and this is how it starts (ao3) - c_libretto luke/calum T, 1k

Summary: They’d always been touchy-feely with each other - cuddling was no big deal, after long days enduring classes they’d always ended up asleep with their long limbs tangled up in each other, shirts unbuttoned and neckties cast aside. They had kissed once before, but it was only when someone had sneaked in a Firewhiskey that had gotten both of them incredibly drunk. But this. This was a whole new territory.

help me polarize (ao3) - raine_go_away luke/ashton NR, 4k

Summary: The Hemmings family has a long history of being in the Slytherin house, every single member cunning with that glint in their blue eyes but not terribly wicked. They were experts at prevaricating and manipulation, but then there’s doe eyed Luke who trips over his robes around the house and apologizes to tables when he bumps into them.

-- or the Harry Potter AU that no one asked for with part-veela!Luke crushing on golden Gryffindor boy Ashton for his entire career at Hogwarts

I Used to Obsess Over Living (Now I Only Obsess Over You) (ao3) - orphan_account luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 2k

Summary: “So, he said he could kiss you, then called you brilliant and a genius boy?” Michael asked, taking another bite of his biscuit. Calum took a sip of his goblet, adding some mashed potatoes onto both his and Michael’s plate. Luke nodded, shoving some roast beef in his mouth. “He obviously wants to blow you.” Luke choked on his food, looking at Michael with wide eyes.

Let's Make This Night Last Forever (ao3) - makingdemands luke/calum, ashton/michael G, 1k

Summary: Hogwarts AU drabble wherein Luke likes plants, Calum likes Quidditch, Michael likes causing trouble, and Ashton is a longsuffering Prefect.

Love My Way (ao3) - DracosPubicHair michael/luke, calum/ashton E, 14k

Summary: With Valentines Day coming up and his friends at his neck about "getting-some," Michael has never felt more nervous around Luke than he has ever before.

Point of View (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton T, 2k

Summary: Ashton's been attacked by a werewolf. Calum shows up to the hospital to see how he is.

Scars (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton T, 2k

Summary: Luke's been in the hospital all night waiting for Ashton to get better.

Spellbound (ao3) - horantheworldstyles michael/luke, calum/ashton E, 23k

Summary: A muke Hogwarts au in which Michael is a cocky, yet soft Slytherin and Luke is a shy, clumsy Hufflepuff.

The Magic Within (ao3) - converse_luke luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 1k

Summary: Hogwarts is a wonderful place filled with magic, quidditch, feasts, a strange force trying to kill you, the usual.

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Fics Written In 2014 Masterlist

as the night gets older of you i grow fonder (ao3) - softirwin Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum T, 9k

Summary: Luke’s eight when Ashton moves in next door.

(shamelessly half-based off the video for 'you belong with me')

before you came i lost my head (ao3) - superultra Luke/Ashton N/R, 3k

Summary: you make my thighs tremble and my brain cloud up and i know the sun is ninety-two million nine-hundred-sixty thousand miles away but it feels closer when you look at me like that

Falling All Over The Place (ao3) - makingdemands Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton T, 21k

Summary: Michael gets a new phone and also a cat and he tries to get Ashton to pick him up but he texts the wrong number. Then maybe he keeps texting the wrong number. Nobody is punk rock and everyone's sexualities are ambiguous.

Florecita (ao3) - merlypops Michael/Ashton E, 14k

Summary: Ashton and Michael's love is like the sea - rough at times and calm at others, but always there. Always.

greet another door that opens in (ao3) - mockturtletale Luke/Calum/Ashton E, 9k

Summary: The photographer directs Luke to stand between them, maybe to offset the pinching fight that’s broken out, or maybe for some value of aesthetic that Luke can’t see because he’s in the picture.

I'll Wrap My Arms Around You Now (ao3) - nic_96 Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum T, 13k

Summary: He remembers feeling the material against his bare stomach, he remembers taking his arm that had been wrapped around the duvet and ran it over his stomach. He felt [i]podgy[/i]. He wasn't fat, Michael knew that, of course he did, he just, his stomach wasn't flat or muscular, and when he was on his side like that with his knees tucked up it flabbed a bit and that shouldn't have been a big deal cause you know, it's just the position he's lying in, but it was a big deal, it [i]bugged him[/i].

or

The one where Michael is very insecure about his body and stops letting Calum cuddle him but Calum like to cuddle, cuddling is very important to their relationship and Calum is cuddle deprived and frustrated and Luke knows too much and Ashton is adorable.

I Wouldn't Know What to Say If I Had You (ao3) - bitscrawford (orphan_account) Luke/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: “Can’t we just… shower together or sumthin’?”

Ashton’s brow furrows and he turns to look at Luke. “Are you serious?”

“Can’t two bros shower together without it being gay?”

Let Me Play Among the Stars (ao3) - gravityinglass Michael/Calum G, 4k

Summary: Michael always had a goddamn unfair advantage, Calum thought. He’d practically been raised to this, and he always rubbed it in whenever he won and the rest of them were still struggling through the course.

“Fuck you, Michael,” he yelled, as Michael sailed past the row of trees they’d chosen for their finishing line. “Fuck you too, Marziale!”

Michael just smiled and waved, he and his dragon doing loop de loops in celebration. Marziale threw her head back and roared, flapping her large blue wings.

“Bloody dragon-born,” Ashton called. He and Aria were struggling through the rock-pillar weave. Tight turns were never their strength. “I vote we disqualify him next time.”

--

Or, 5 Seconds of Summer are dragonriders on patrol.

my heart radio is set to explode (ao3) - horriblekids Luke/Calum, Michael/Ashton T, 15k

Summary: Five times everyone thought Luke and Calum were dating and then one time where they actually are.

Luke puts up an ad for a roommate-slash-bandmate online and Calum's the only one who responds. He turns out not to be a serial killer, though.

Pretty Boy Don't Get Hurt (ao3) - orphan_account Luke/Ashton G, 4k

Summary: When Luke was four he didn't understand how the world worked.

stop the world 'cause i wanna (get off with you) (ao3) - lucasfletcher Michael/Calum M, 3k

Summary: To: Calum im feeling terrible cheer me up and by that i mean send me a dick pic

It’s definitely not weird Michael’s still texting his one night stand.

Tech Support (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky) Luke/Ashton T, 20k

Summary: "So… what’re you wearing, Luke?”

“Um… jeans?” he answers, sounding more than a little confused. “And a blue shirt with the Apple logo on it… it’s the uniform, so.”

Or, Ashton frequently calls tech support just to flirt with the charming voice on the other end.

this world's an ugly place but you're so beautiful (ao3) - 5_es_oh_es (YouMakeMyHeartCry) Luke/Ashton T, 14k

Summary: Going to this party was probably the stupidest thing Luke had ever done.

Or, Luke is bullied and nobody really likes him but he goes to a party and everything changes. Well, he almost gets beaten to death but at least he has friends now.

Treat me like a ragdoll (or treat me like a prince) (ao3) - kittenmichael Calum/Ashton N/R, 4k

Summary: It had taken Calum ages to convince his boyfriend to act out something he’d secretly been fantasizing about since he was sixteen and tired of the standard porn videos Michael kept wanking to. Eventually, Ashton agreed to it because Calum had started calling him daddy without having to get asked twice.

“Hardcore?”

Calum had imagined what it felt like to be a sex doll over a thousand times and the thought of actually finding out excited him in ways normal sex failed to. Of course, he loved making love to Ashton, but if he could get a little more than that then he would not refuse.

“Hardcore.”

we know this is the way it's supposed to be (ao3) - softirwin Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton T, 4k

Summary: Calum's always the first person Michael rings in an emergency.

Like right now, for example. Right now's an emergency.

"What the fuck do you want, Clifford?" Calum groans, voice tinny through the shitty phone line, but he's picked up after the first ring so Michael knows he doesn't mean it.

"I need help," Michael says, trying to stop the phone from slipping down his chest from where it’s pressed between his shoulder and his ear. "Green, blue or black?"

with a feeling i'll forget, i'm in love now (ao3) - orphan_account OT4 M, 2k

Summary: Ashton had never really been nurtured in the way a child should be.

When his father had walked out on them at such a young age, Ashton had to step up and be the man of his house, helping bring in money and helping to raise his two younger siblings. He wasn't unloved or treated unfairly by his mother, quite the opposite, but she had never had the time to coddle him the way he craved.

or, an Ashton-centric ot4

With Nothing But This Little Spark (ao3) - makingdemands Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum G, 3k

Summary: Everybody is born with lyrics from their soulmate's favorite song tattooed somewhere on their body. Ashton kind of hates his.

you are, by far, the brightest star i've ever seen (ao3) - superultra Luke/Ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: luke's never been in love before, but every time he meets ashton's eyes he feels like all of the calcium in his bones is dissolving

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Keeks

come back to bed ashton (ao3) - lxshton luke/ashton G, 770

Summary: luke just wants to cuddle and sleep, but ashton has things to do first.

disguise (ao3) - orphan_account G, 1k

Summary: Based off that video where they're running down the hallway, and Luke tripped carrying Calum and hit his knee. But with more whump.

End Of The Road (ao3) - KiribakuBabe calum/ashton, michael/luke E, 4k

Summary: You guys remember that one keek called Towel Adventures With Calum? Yeah well is a Casthon fic based on that.

Or the one where Ashton gets rekt againt a window/wall.

Hey, I Love You (Cuddle?) (ao3) - clearsummerstars luke/calum T, 2k

Summary: Luke's proper mad and Calum tries to cheer him up.

kissing at the stop signs, darling (ao3) - irwah calum/ashton M, 3k

Summary: Ashton still has the same car, the beat up old banger than he used to pick Calum up from school in and Calum loves it – at the risk of turning into a complete sap he loves the memories it holds, and it reminds him of a simpler time.

Or: a cashton fic based on a cute keek that developed a life of its own

(let them hear you) (ao3) - cyclogenesis (addictedkitten) michael/calum E, 693

Summary: "I'll give you a blowjob. I'll do it." (Based on this keek.)

Muke and the scandalous keek video. (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke G, 856

Summary: Michael and Luke posts a scandalous keek video. Ashton is, well, scandalized. And Calum just doesn't want to be left out.

what happens in vegas (ao3) - 5sosandfood ot4 T, 1k

Summary: ashton isn't quite sure why marrying your best friends is such a serious subject

White Flag (ao3) - orphan_account michael/calum E, 3k

Summary: "I'll give you a blowjob. I'll do it."

Promises are promises, right?

you're the one that i want, you're the one that i need (ao3) - lashtonweyhey luke/ashton G, 800

Summary: luke just really loves ashton okay.

You Want Me (ao3) - beingunpredictablewith5sos (thehunterwithanangel) michael/calum M, 2k

Summary: While trapped in the bathroom without a towel, Calum offers to give Michael a blow job in exchange for the towel, initially joking but when Michael doesn't give him the towel, he agrees to do it, and they both find out they wanted each other more than they thought...

Interviews

Tattoo Roulette with 5 Seconds of Summer (ao3) - Directioner_Jcats_5sosfam michael/luke, friendship luke/calum N/R, 1k

Summary: Luke was the only member of his band with no tattoos. He wanted to get one, but he wanted it to mean something. And he also wanted to be alone with his boyfriend, Michael, when he would get it.

Or; Instead of One Direction, it's 5 Seconds of Summer that play Tattoo Roulette with James Corden, and Luke is Niall... kind of.

Skywards (ao3) - makingdemands luke/calum T, 4k

Summary: Luke really loves Calum's tattoos. Also Calum. Luke really loves Calum.

Livestreams

Home Sweet You (ao3) - audioboxer michael/luke T, 796

Summary: "Can you make it like a sad movie? Like, can you point it at me looking out this window?"

Or, the Google live stream kiss that never was.

Twitcams

just settle down, you know it's gonna be alright (ao3) - irwah calum/ashton G, 1k

Summary: “Hey Ash, don’t suppose you’ve had any cuddles today?” Calum smirks at him “What? I…I’m…” He stumbles over his words “Don’t be ridiculous, that’s not why I’m in a bad mood!”

or: Grumpy Ashton doesn't realise that all he needs is a band cuddle to make him feel better

"Not our fault Lukes fat." (ao3) - belle_bird66 ot4 N/R, 25k

Summary: "Not our fault lukes fat!" Ashton yells with a giggle, Michael and Calum laugh at the drummers choice of a joke, all of them glancing back to the laptop. What everyone misses though is the way Luke frowns slightly, and presses a hand over his tummy, he rubs an arm up and down his side for the rest of the twitcam, 'lukes fat..lukes fat...lukes fat' He chants over and over in his head. 'I'll be perfect, i won't stop until i am perfect.'

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Neighbors AU Masterlist

All We Seem To Do Is Talk About Sex (ao3) - makingdemands luke/calum T, 12k

Summary: Luke is weird and kind of a total failure and his neighbor has an extravagant sex life.

as the night gets older of you i grow fonder (ao3) - softirwin luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 9k

Summary: Luke’s eight when Ashton moves in next door.

(shamelessly half-based off the video for 'you belong with me')

Bake It Till You Make It (ao3) - nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen) calum/ashton, michael/luke T, 5k

Summary: When Ashton gets a new neighbor, he decides to bring over some homemade muffins to welcome him into the building, like the thoughtful neighbor he is. Nevermind that in the two years Ashton has lived there, he's never done that for anyone. Nevermind that Ashton doesn't usually bake. Nevermind that his neighbor is the hottest guy Ashton has ever seen. It's definitely not just an excuse to talk to him. No matter what Michael says.

Electricity Keeps On Hitting Me (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/ashton T, 3k

Summary: Luke climbs back under his covers to warm up while he assesses the situation. No heat. No internet. No indication when he will have his electricity back. Fuck. What a great Monday this is shaping up to be.

***

for the tumblr prompt "i bought you a ticket."

Hey, Neighbor! (ao3) - cornflowerblue (daydadahlias) luke/ashton E, 17k

Summary: “So, to recap—” Calum says, waving his hand and cocking his brow— “you invented an imaginary beef with your neighbor over lawn care so you could have hate sex fantasies about him? Am I getting that right?”

Ashton sighs, shoulders slumping. “It sounds crazy when you say it.”

I'm Gonna Get to Know You Better (This Christmas) (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) michael/luke T, 6k

Summary: “You hate me,” Luke says flatly.

“I know. Well, I don’t--” Michael sighs. Even when he’s trying to do something nice for him, talking to Luke is infuriating. “Look. I know that we don’t like each other, but it’s Christmas Eve and your flight was just cancelled. Do you want hot chocolate or not?”

i want you (bless my soul) (ao3) - jbhmalum calum/ashton, michael/luke E, 21k

Summary: Thankfully the elevator comes to a stop before Ashton can combust from the blood flowing through his body or say something else awfully embarrassing like “hi, I’m Ashton and I like tall attractive men and it’s hard finding them when you’re already a giant but you’re actually tall and I can’t stop looking at you and you just winked at me and hi, would you marry me and pin me against the wall?”.

- In which Ashton moves in with a guy named Michael, Michael is in love with Luke and annoyed at Calum, and the guy with shaved blue hair from the elevator is too hot for Ashton to know what to do about it.

Oh Christmas Lights, Keep Shining On (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) michael/ashton, luke/calum T, 3k

Summary: Michael and Ashton have won their town's Winter Decoration Competition for the past two years. This year, their new neighbors are going to give them a run for their money.

Somebody I Don't Know (ao3) - MCRmyGeneral michael/calum G, 7k

Summary: Calum walks into his unlocked apartment to find someone sitting on his couch cuddling Duke. Which is not unusual; his friends all have keys.

Except that Calum has absolutely no idea who this guy is, or why he’s in his apartment hugging his dog.

summer nights (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum M, 14k

Summary: Luke was waiting for romance. He was waiting for the guy that sweeps him off his feet, that wants him for everything he is and isn’t afraid to show it.

He used to be sure that guy was out there. Now he’s pretty sure he’s not.

that’s why you like it (ao3) - merlypops michael/calum E, 69k

Summary: Everything I do is oh-so-wrong. That's why you like it.

'“Like this,” Calum said softly, his breath warm on the back of Michael’s neck, making him shiver as he helped the golden-haired boy throw a proper punch. It was a lot more controlled but Michael barely noticed it. He was too focused on the warmth of Calum’s body soaking into his from behind and the way he could feel Calum’s smile pressed to his shoulder. “There,” Calum said softly, hands moving hesitantly as he stepped away, taking his warmth with him. “I think you’ve got it now, Mike.”'

Calum starts doing workouts in the garden over the summer and Michael spends the whole time with his hand down his pants (until Calum takes matters into his own hands).

The Most Beautiful Man In The World (ao3) - babushcat (MerrytheCookie) michael/luke T, 6k

Summary: Michael keeps running into his new attractive neighbor and is an overall disaster.

two paper airplanes flying (ao3) - dazedlight (opinionoutpost) michael/luke T, 21k

Summary: "When he enters his room, he checks Michael's room out of habit. The lights are off and the window's closed, but still there's a paper plane resting on top of a pile of forgotten laundry. He unfolds it carefully, unsure as to what Michael could possibly have to say."

Or, Michael and Luke are neighbours, and, to get his attention, Michael starts sending Luke cute notes in the form of paper airplanes.

you've been stuck in my brain (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum T, 2k

Summary: As he goes back down the corridor towards his flat from the stairwell, he hears a strange clanking noise that seems to be coming from the lift, like someone is throwing something at the doors. He’s not a massive fan of the lifts in this building, they make very questionable groaning noises and often shudder to a halt in a less than comforting way. Luke is scared of most things so is also fairly terrified of plummeting to his death, even if it’s only down four floors, so most of the time decides to take the stairs. Burrito or no burrito.