#malfunctioning robot

[raxcl]

ROBOT GIRLS STORY

(and malfunctions)

To be living life as you were programmed only to end up being hacked by an idiot with nothing better to do.

It all happened one night, I was watching a couple of uncomfortable programs, and one of my classmates was telling me things that left me in an embarrassing state, but also a bit disconcerted.

Well, after her unfunny talk, I had to follow my scheduled routine and go to recharge my batteries, but on the way to do so, I felt my movements became slow and robotic, I felt my processor running at a slower processing speed and my sensors began to fail.

I didn't understand what was happening, until my system detected an unauthorized access to my system.

I didn't know what to do, whether to get the stranger out or shut down to avoid problems, but it was too late, the hacker started to modify my system and delete my system files.

I felt that everything around me started to fail, my body did not move, everything felt slower and monotonous and I started to overheat due to lack of coolant in my cooling radiator.

After a while of failures and errors, I finally shut down, only to wake up in my recharging station, with a severe headache and a constant failure of my temperature sensor.

It was a disaster, but at least I survived.

[luckylsoer]

“Much more efficient than dragging my eyes down there” — Senna

Also, Happy New Year y’all :D

[weyrleaders]

i know this is the piss on the poor webbed site but like. gurathin didnt order murderbot to maintain eye contact to be a spiteful asshole. he did it to test if mb was rogue because he figured if he ordered mb to do something it hated and it could refuse the order then it would and give itself away

[fishyvamp]

18+ NSFW MDNI mind the tags

You whimpered as the S.C.R.E.A.M unit pinned you down. It's gears whirling and whining as it ground into you. It was strange in how it was like it was seeking gratification in a sexual way. Rubbing where it's dick would be against the curve of your ass. You clenched your fist, teeth gritted heavily, the scent of fresh oil you had just applied to it's joints in the air of the workshop. This must've been some sick joke someone was playing on you. Maybe some kind of hazing ritual to welcome the new technician.

"You got a boyfriend?" The bot seemed to tease. It's icy mechanical hand pressing against your throat pulling you flush against it's cold frame. The coveralls you wore doing very little to protect you. You could feel a scream building in your throat as none of this made sense. It had walked in of it's own free will, or at least the equivalent of free will for a android, requesting maintenance and when you had finished diagnosis everything was clear; No anomalies, not even signs of code tampering, yet when the bot was turned back on it began behaving unnaturally. All you knew for sure is If you made it out of this alive you will be looking through its code piece by piece to find out who tampered with your unit. Surely there would be a digital signature in there. Something to indicate who last touched the code.

"Stop!" You screamed out feeling it's other hand beginning to palm the front of your pants, "initiate command slash S!" The kill phrase coming out desperate the bolder it got practically crushing you against the table; it's hips picking up speed. Before stuttering to a stop, grip loosening just enough for you to slide out; breathing heavily you clutched your chest looking up at the machine that had you caged just moment ago. The fact that it didn't halt right away felt a bit unnerving but the nightmare was over. Clawing at the rough sandpaper like carpet you moved into the light of your dimly lit office. It felt like an eternity as you begged yourself to calm down long enough to plug in the diagnostic computer.

Your eyes shut tightly, you count backwards from ten, listening to the clicks and beeps as it dug whatever info it could, name after name appearing on the screen before you. The unit behaved too purposely to be a true malfunction. Your eyes darting across the screen, the only name catching your eye was that of Danny Johnson. You had to think on why that name sounded familiar despite no one currently working in your shop with that name. Who was Danny? Maybe it was a placeholder name?

It wouldn't be till later that you'd realize Danny was the name of the technician who was killed by a S.C.R.E.A.M unit a year earlier, that in of itself would explain the name, thinking maybe someone in your shop got ahold of his old login information to prank you... It wasn't unusual for the company to not care about removing the permissions of the dead. At least that was until discovering that Danny was the only deceased employee to have their profile completely removed from the system. Even his past work history and general employee file was completely null, as if he never existed. Not even old logs were accessible.

You know he was real the older employees talked about how sweet he was, how he could charm the pants off just about anyone. Well loved and respected, but he didn't exist according to the system. So how the hell did someone use Danny Johnson's information to modify code? Danny doesn't have authorization. Danny shouldn't be able to modify code. Danny technically doesn't exist. So why does it say "Danny wants you"?

[thirsty-lakedream]

Hunky Appliances: Design Flaw

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When I initially saw that ad, I jumped at the chance. I’m a pretty lonely guy, and I never made a real connection. So the proposition got me excited, I spent no time ordering my new appliance. The fact that you can’t fully customize the companion was a little disappointing, but the wide catalogue of hot models allowed me to find the 3rick model.

After what felt like an eternity of waiting my new android companion arrived and for awhile things were amazing! Not only was he a great time to look at, but he happily completed all the tasks in the house. From cooking, to laundry, all the stuff I couldn’t be bothered with he performed without any issue.

It was all great! Until it suddenly wasn’t. That hot summer day, nothing sounded better than take a nice dip in the pool. But when I went out that morning I found my neighbors dumb tree shed its leaves making it look like a swamp. Without thinking I asked Erick to clean it and he quickly complied. That’s when I found out these Hunky Appliance bits were not built for submerging in water! As soon as he touched down in the water, he started to spazz out and glitch! Sparks shot out of him like a fireworks display and his voice turned grainy and unnatural. Then suddenly he shut off, motionless floating there like a corpse.

It’s been a couple hours since and I’m worried I just lost my favorite appliance due to my dumb mistake. He’s out there in the backyard still, I’m hoping the sun and the rice I poured into his body will help soak up the excess water and he’ll be functional again. If you are thinking of investing in a hunky appliance, make sure to fully read the manual, especially the warnings on what not to do!

Had this story in my drafts for a good year now, finally finished it! Thanks @cutestabber for the idea!

[tex-now]

Being told "you will never be a star" was an important, no essential part of Tsukasa's character development and overall change of attitude and acting like Rui was out of line for saying it is dumb

[hazmatmaid]

hey so what if...

[raxcl]

ARM DAMAGED (Zuiki)

One day, a weird stinky human walked to my side in a hallway on the shopping mall. I was buying some goodies to do food to my master (yeah, i have a master).

In the walking, that weird human starts smelling my purple hair, obviously, i feel uncomfortable by that and i tried to walk away and ignore him, but he starts touching my artificial breasts, and that makes me feel much more uncomfortable, and i tried to stop him doing that, but as i try to slap his head, he grabbed my arm and breaks it, leaving me with an arm hanging.

After a while i grabbed with my other arm his neck and start choking him until leaving unconscious.

The good news, that weirdo don't gonna bother me again, and the bad news... i need a repair on my arm.

At least this damage doesn't end worse than now.... At least my sys...tem... still... fine...

ERROR: DAMAGE ON L ARM MOTORS - REPAIR NEEDED

Uh oh... My system starts saying things about my arm..

ERROR: FAILURE ON L ARM MOTORS - ARM MOTORS STOPPED DUE TO INTERNAL DIRECTIVE

Ugh... Stupid system, shut u-

ERROR: LANGUAGE ERROR - SKIPPING WORD...

What?! System! Stop it!

Ugh, okay, well, that's my story about today's activity, now i need my master to repair my arm and system.

THE END? - PART 1

[picklebrownies]

My toipad bullshit is always at its peak I fear. Ok anyways i loveddd the toipad reunion marriage in ii16 😊👍👍

[ticpunk]

Rabbit from the band Steam Powered Giraffe?

Rabbit from Steam Powered Giraffe has Tourettes!

[gigglefriend]

aigisssssssss

[strangegutz]

I hope is not too much of a spoiler to ask, but I was wondering if there was a particular moment where Eddie realized he has deeper/romantic feelings for Zeki and how did he deal with that realization?

It is spoilers, but who knows how long it'll be before I even start the comic, let alone get to that point, lol

Eddie has a malfunction on a job, and Zeki is the one that keeps a level head, knows Eddie's shutdown codes, and keeps him safe. The feeling of pride in how Zeki handled the situation, and the come-to-jesus moment of a major shutdown at his age makes him rethink his aversion to deeper romance, and how he shouldn't fight it anymore.

Zeki had romantic feelings for Eddie for a while, but was satisfied with the casual thing they had going on, just assuming Eddie wouldn't ever be tied down

[ririxbot]

ｉｎｔｒｏ ｐｏｓｔ ♡彡

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT CLAIMING TO HAVE ANY DID OR PERSONALITY DISORDER, THIS IS JUST HOW I FEEL AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT. IF I USE LANGUAGE THAT IS SIMILAR TO DID TERMS IM NOT SAYING I HAVE THE DISORDER IM JUST USING THE TERMS LIKE ALTER/HOUSEHOLD/SYSTEM BECAUSE THEY MAKE SENSE FOR MY FEELINGS AND IDENTITIES, I AM NOT CLAIMING DIAGNOSIS /pos

basic info for the small brains who like organised thingies

💓 names: riri, ri, riri bot, ribot, i like pet names too :3

💖 gender: robot girl, half genderless robot half hyper feminine soft girl, sometimes feel more boyish!! (that’s jun!)

💞 pronouns: she/it/he/ really anything but please don’t use they them too often but i don’t mind any others really :3

💗 sexuality: riri bot is non sexual she doesn’t like talking about stuff like that sorri, but likes girls or mostly feminine people. don’t really think about romance when i’m riri tho so idk. normal self is lesbian.

💓 age: my bodily age is 14 buttttt i don’t feel like any particular age mostly schoolgirl age, idk i’m a robot, robot not have age hehe

💖 personas: roshi is my normal self, she’s the head of the household so to speak!! riri is me, this blog. jun is kind of like a boy version of me but more musical and more of a voluntary character acting thing :)

💞 tags: #riri bot is my blog tag, every post should be tagged this apart from some reblogging usually!!

#riri malfunction is for when riri short circuits and goes a bit too silly. oops. stimming overload usually but not always in a bad way!

#jun is for anything jun related, he likes to say silly stuff sometimes

#riri loves her moots is for moot interaction!

#character is for any character that i am consciously writing and acting as, not an actual alter i feel myself as.

#riri and bonsai is for anything with my fellow small friend :3 (only if they want to ofc)

#riri rp is for any roleplay

i haven’t posted much in all of these tags, just planning ahead for when i do use them! 😼

🌟 dni list 🌟

any bigotry, nsfw, anti agere, anti system, ableist, mean people in general

🌟 interests!!!!!! :3 🌟

writing, drawing, singing, k-pop. i love twice, chuu, and some jpop groups too. i love fluffy and cute things make me feel small happi yes yes :3 also sugar yum yum

might update more soon but riri needs charging!!!

i love u thank you for the read bye bye bye bye 💓

- riri :3 mwa

silly sana wowowowowowowoowow

[aliferous-ly]

The most obvious clue was when Doc looked at Iskall's hermit-amalgamation-horror of a building and said, "I don't know, the colors are fine I guess. The textures are all over the place though."

Gem looked at Doc with a wide open, shocked gape. "Doc! Don't lie!"

"I'm not - I'm not lying, I think it's fine," Doc said. "Bit more variation than I see around here but there's nothing wrong with that."

"Maybe you need to get your eyes checked," Gem said. Doc scoffed, and the conversation moved on.

But, later, he was having a lovely conversation with Mumbo, and said, "don't you find it annoying how glowstone dust and redstone dust look so similar? Like, you're searching through your chest and you just grab a stack, you're so busy you don't look twice, and then you're fifty thousand blocks away without the supplies you need."

"Mate," Mumbo had said incredulously. "Are you sure you aren't color blind?"

Doc frowned. His natural eye had never exhibited color blindness. The redstone and glowstone problem had only popped up with recent updates, he thought it was merely... the updates changing hues.

Without fanfare, Doc undid the latching mechanisms and carefully took his robotic eye out. He squinted at it with his natural eye.

"Mumbo," he said neutrally.

Mumbo looked like he was trying very hard not to appear nauseous and was failing miserably. "Yeah, Doc?"

"Would you assist in running diagnostics with me? I think there's something haywire with my eye."

"Uh, sure! Sure, no problem, mate, happy to help." His face scrunched up just as Doc felt a liquid trickling down his face, from the general location of the eye socket. If it was a physical mishap, it could be pus, but it was more likely fluids from one of the many mechanisms wired through Doc's body. He must have nicked something when removing the eye.

"Thank you," Doc said. He unceremoniously took out a handkerchief and dabbed at his cheek.

[evangelust]

When my sub gets fucked/blissed out it’ll mindlessly start saying “thank you… thank you… thank you… thank you…” and it gets me off so stupid bad.

[dein-wille-geschehe]

If I have to see one (1) more half-naked woman on a screen my central nervous system will probably implode