#man i'm SPEEDRUNNING

[canisalbus]

Hi, I love your art and made a little witch AU. Hope you don't mind :)

The idea is that Vasco was torn up enough about the injustice of Machete's death and that they never really got a chance to have a happy life together that he was willing to look into… dubious methods

Badabing badaboom Machete's back. They run away together, both because theres nothing left for Machete and to avoid persecution, and spend time together trying to cope with grief, religious trauma and the changing times as their lives are artificially extended

They have a little witch shop :)

(I might make more art later, hope you don't mind if I send it through here)

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[writeshite]

Could I ask for a Smut/Angst where Homelander, an alpha, doesn't want to admit that he feels towards O! Reader, despist having "closet encounters" with each other? :b

The nest was subpar. Hardly anything to write home about—two blankets gathered up on one side, a few pillows from the living room piled up on the other side—John was used to nests taking up whole rooms or even floors. The latter a trait he'd seen more so at Vought as two whole floors were set aside and dedicated as a nesting area for what Omega worked in Vought. Yet this one was nicer.

It smelled like you.

Sweetened sugar, coffee, and a hint of cinnamon. John took a whiff, then buried himself in it, grumbling to himself as he nuzzled his neck into the pillows, the scent had a slight spice to it, puncturing the back of his senses, along with it came the dried near lost scent of discharge. The laundry detergent was an annoyance, too acrid, he'd throw it out when he snuck back out from your home, get you something scentless. He pushed his face into the pillows again, "Fuck me," he groaned.

John had picked up on your moaning weeks ago when you'd been heat, hovered by the building across and watched intently as you'd writhed on the bed with the knotting aid. It wasn't sufficient. An Alpha could do better. He could do better. He'd palmed his balls and stroked his cock until he was sure he wouldn't rush though the wall to get to you. It annoyed him; he couldn't go about his day without thinking of you, and made just about any excuse to pass by your work when you were working the front of the house.

"Good morning, sir." You'd say and all the blood rushed to his cock when he imagined your mouth wrapped neatly around it, John pressed his legs together and squirmed on your nest. He didn't want to admit anything. Vought could parade around all the Omegas they wanted to satisfy him during his rut, but he only ever pictured you in their place. It's all he could do, aside from stealing one of your undergarments to play with. For now.

Not that he'd admit it.

[dustykneed]

tfw you're out lesbianed by your filterless wife...

i take it they like bones' new haircut?

[hulloitsdani]

Sketchy wip backlog stuff. Was doing some expression work and ended up with the sassiest Alfonse alongside some flustered summoners.

[izelthewashbear]

I've been watching Martyn's Limited Life POV and this is the accurate description of how it feels

[teavich]

the first episode came out yesterday and I am already OBSESSED AHAHHA

[tarmac-rat]

CDPR I just wanna throw it out there before tomorrow comes that I know you guys crafted a well-constructed narrative full of twists and turns that will present difficult choices for me to make based on loyalty and our need to survive, but unfortunately you failed to take into account that I am still horrendously attached to my Keanu Reeves-shaped brain tumor and thus any decisions I make throughout Phantom Liberty will be directly influenced by what makes him happy and/or ensures his survival. Sorry to all the other characters you introduced into this DLC but they won't mean as much to me as the greasy-haired rockstar in my head who smokes like a chimney narrates Pulp Noir on my morning walks and enjoys getting choked out during sex.

[anistarrose]

barry is that person who loves hunting for sequence breaks and rng manips, and lup is the one who actually executes on them in speedruns. i would have lead off this post with a line like "blupjeans modern gamer AU" but honestly, i wholeheartedly believe they'd introduce speedrunning into faerun in canon

[naivety]

mom might have ruined my job interview we're on a fucking roll baby

[sergeantjessi]

did you do it. did you win.

You know how it is.... I'm making progress....

I spent a lot of time talking to my babygirl, my wife, Jean, which truly was the highlight of my day. <33

And I got some achievements. Which is pog. <3 But. I also noticed that I got the wrong build for one achievement. Which I'm very annoyed about bc you need somewhat high stats for it. Which means that sadly... I can't stop playing after the hetero-sexual life partners thought orb... sighs. :'( (BUT. Only 7 achievements missing. 2 of them I'll definitely get this playthrough, 2 of them I hope to still get this playthrough, 1 I'll automatically get the next time I'll start a new game... Yeagh. Almost done. But before I start a new game, I'll definitely make a plan. I'm at 60h total in this game already, I need to let go. :'D (There are so many wips waiting for me to return......)

Also. I failed a check and got this dialogue.

And I think i need to jump out of the window. THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME I AM SO SORRY KIM (and talking to jean didn't even heal me in-game.... devastating fr fr...)

[invinciblerodent]

I'm kind of glad "Davrin has a negative attitude towards the Dalish" is such a good meta-post litmus test

yeah, seeing that exact (false) sentiment three times in just as many days is somewhat aggravating, but it's still an overall good thing that just like that, in one sentence, someone can let me know exactly that their post is not actually worth reading, because they just plain did not listen to anything that was said in-game.

[mold-for-breakfast]

haphazardly making refs for my ocs in preparation for artfight. more shall soon follow

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Do u think June would see Tab-I and start mimicking them

THE MIMIC‼️‼️‼️

[as-dreamers-do]

tonight in breaking news: area man of interest spotted sharing a hymnal with a woman who is not his sister, at least one local devastated

[sketchz]

magic? gun. thing

[shilohta]

Attended church for my nephew's First Communion today. The priest is youngish, has the sort of British accent that doesn't pronounce R's*. His tone is light, he tells jokes during the homily, he's trying hard to be friendly and hip and relatable and make Catholicism something Cool™️**.

And then. AND THEN. During the eucharistic uhh ceremony? (is that the term?) he does something I've decided to call the JESUS VOICE. There's a variety of eucharistic prayers (at least four? Maybe more) but all of them have a bit about Jesus taking the bread, giving thanks, giving it to his disciples saying 'Take this all of you etc etc'. And this priest, when he gets to the bit directly quoting Jesus, drops his voice at least an octave and BOOMS out the words. Slowly. Solemnly. JESUS VOICE.