#man ready to throw hands

[dynamicduoofstackie]

Sam Wilson walking into the copyright office same day like:

[eternalmomentss]

thinking about jealous!dorian on this fine day, what a loser

[ironshieldchild]

i saw somewhere once a post that said "if tony stark was still alive he'd love making fun of john walker in steve's honor" and yeah i absolutely think that is true. and tony would be the most upset out of everyone, actually

[snackboyz]

when your friend and colleague was kinda stupid for suggesting the Berlin Wall as an answer for something that happened in 2006 but at least it was funny

[legendoflozer]

Legend and Sky as a duo is so funny to me!!

Red to the last pic

[plasmara]

cole doesn’t really fit the only child kind of vibe. Like u look at jay and it’s like wow ok . Classic only child freak. it is Textbook. but i feel like cole kind of gives eldest daughter syndrome. in my mind he definitely has like . 5 younger siblings

[cyanvalour]

Hot take, I think if the situation calls for it, King would unironically fight Alan.

We've seen what this man could do. He tried to destroy Minecraft, he did destroy Minecraft actually. He fought against the local legend, one of the original creepypastas, the man himself Herobrine and like 6 random ass kids and won when his child was killed.

Imagine how far he'll go when his child is alive but being (in his eyes) threatened?

I don't think King has ever met a cursor before, so he wouldn't know what is or isn't safe when sticks interact with them. So when he hears Purple shout (in glee but King is a bit dumb dumb so he thinks it's in terror), he would legitimately start throwing hands with Alan. (Plus I'm pretty sure King would have some thoughts on how CG takes care of themselves)

I find it really funny if every time we see these two interact, it's done with full intention on King's side to brawl with fucking God. And said God is none the wiser.

[gxlden-angels]

Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!

You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!

That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!

[whereismyhat5678]

Gustavo and Pizzahead in the same room, what would happen?

…

He will soon cease to exist

[iammadeofratsratsratsrats]

BAMF John Watson supremacy gang, rise up.

[th3skullqu33n93]

This man is ready to throw down at a moment's notice I swear. Like dude you're wearing a robe and holding a dagger but you're still gonna fight an ogre?? Damn

[iamvegorott]

Cafe Sass

Don't know where this came from but my brain told me to write some sassy Marvin Enjoy this little Sunspell blurb that came from that thought

Cafe Sass

“I’ll wait for the drinks. You can claim a spot for us.” Marvin offered as he and Sunday moved aside from the counter at the small cafe they enjoyed visiting almost daily.

“I’m going to put my feet on your chair to save it,” Sunday said with a cheeky grin, taking Marvin’s jacket. 

“Do that, and I’ll sit on you instead.”

“Oh no, anything but that.” Sunday held out his words as he stepped away, getting Marvin to smile and roll his eyes. 

Sunday knew Marvin liked the corners of the cafe the most; it kept them away from everyone but also gave him a good view of everything. People-watching was a fun game they got into sometimes, recognizing other regulars and wondering who the new people were. Sunday perked up when he saw that their favorite spot was empty. He draped Marvin’s jacket on the back of one chair before removing his own and placing it on the other. Sunday turned to check on Marvin and sighed. 

“Not even five minutes.” He said to himself as he walked back over, seeing Marvin jabbing a finger into a stranger’s chest. 

“The more you open your mouth, the more surprised I am that bats aren’t flying out of the empty cavern that is your skull.” Marvin snapped. 

“Back off or-” 

“Hey, hey, hey, what’s going on here?” Sunday slipped himself between the two before the stranger could finish his sentence. He faced Marvin and held his shoulders, making him take a few steps back. 

“That man is the definition of impatience and incompetence!” Marvin continued his insults over Sunday’s shoulder. 

“What did he do?”  

“He was being mean to the baristas,” Marvin explained. “Saying they were being too slow and all that classic Karen stuff.” 

“Well, I’m pretty sure he’s learned his lesson by now.” Sunday was only trying to keep the peace because he wanted his coffee. There was no making it through the rest of the day without his caffeine. 

“Yeah, yeah,” Marvin grumbled. 

“Good. Keep your bitch in line so he doesn’t get in actual trouble.” The stranger scoffed.

“Oh, I know damn well you did not just say that about my boyfriend.” Sunday immediately turned and was in the stranger’s space. “You have no room to talk when you look like basic hygiene is a foreign concept to you.” Marvin grinned and casually took out his phone to record the verbal lashing the stranger was getting.

This was one of the many reasons why he loved Sunday. 

[eru-iru]

makoto may look pathetic but he's not pathetic. like he may look "pathetic" (i dont even know if pathetic is the right word wtf is english again help but blame meme he was called weak pathetic man it is kinda funny) but once he gets angry he will beat you up or say the rudest/meanest thing he can to scare you HJFSDKFG it's just so funny seeing that in game in the dialogue options and i love how mean he can get. i wanna hear more of the insults he can come up with. even the movie did it with that guy with the chain in his nose

so in short, dont test his patience or else he'll get angry (he still looks so cute frowning like that with that ( •`^´• ) shape mouth)

[not-kamenx]

Beyblade X Ep 34: A Rainbow Guest

GES SJACSLSVWJEVEJEVENEBB BC LABJEBWEVD KB VEJEDV WHAT IN THE OMINOUS SPINNING DRAKE IS THIS EPISODE

Okay, first off, I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT AFTER GETTING HIT WITH A FOUND FAMILY EPISODE THEN WE GET HIT WITH JAXON’S TEAMMATE, SIGRID NANAIRO AND HER REALLY BLUNT ATTITUDE TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT SUSHI. Okay I’m gonna be honest, I did get spoiled that she was Multi’s sister BUT LEGITIMATELY I’M STILL SURPRISED

She and Jaxon are similar but not at the same time??? I mean they both love Komaba Sushi (I figured ever since Memories of Sushi ep because the bigger set was given to her while Chrome was too busy focusing on Jaxon and getting fed blah blah blah and yeah) AND THEY’RE PRETTY BLUNT but Jaxon seems to prefer choose his words while she prefers to choose her actions

The way Robin went to grab the mask and practically suffocated Jaxon had me giggling, LIKE DO THEY JUST HAVE IT ON STANDBY???

Like he was so happy to see her and now he’s getting choked by his hair in the mask

Anyways when Robin was surprised she knew him I figured he’d put two and two together, since in the first ep he knew Jaxon was part of Team Pendragon and so was she? Mini plot hole I suppose

BUT YEAH I noticed throughout the episode Robin kept defending Multi from Sigrid even though he keeps getting cut off which, GAHHHHHH AND EARLIER DURING THE VOTES SHE TRIED TO COMFORT HIM they’re adorable honestly

anyways the reactions when Robin and Jaxon find out they’re sisters 😭

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFIED EXPRESSION IVE SEEN JAXON EXPRESS IM CRYING WHY DOES HE LOOK SO MORTIFIED

and later on we get a look at baby Multi and Sigrid, WHICH OMG I WANNA DRAW MULTI WITH SHORT HAIR NOW

and…. Babadudum…. You guessed it… why I’m immediately posting my reaction to this….

We get a lovely momentary session where Chrome is slowly continuing to lose it over Jaxon in the corner of a room while Sigrid sits there like the bestie who has to hear about her friend’s relationship problems

CHROME YES I WANTED TO SEE YOU BUT NOT LIKE THIS, HAVE A DAMN SLICE OF LIFE MOMENT OR SOMETHING HELP

and thennnn some shady shit just casually breaks into Komaba Sushi and steals the bey plans Multi had. Hello, how does no one spot this THEY HAVE TWO HUGE ASS BUILDINGS SURROUNDING THEM???

[wereh0gz]

Still thinking abt satbk bro was so ready to throw hands the moment he saw king arthur like I don't think he even needed to be told by merlina that he had to slay him I think he would've just done it

[lorepossum]

Okay so… real talk, Im gonna need to resurrect and personally beat the shit out of Auron’s stepdad because GOOD GOD. What did you do to this sweet sensitive boy. Look at him he has SO MANY COMPLEXES.

Anyway I watched the finale and I am ready to do anything for Auron. On God.