#mario the... mario

[dat-soldier]

Life Story

[beebeerock]

Mario teaches Bowser how to be a good guy on Mario Day.

[somegaypersonsblog]

[punkitt-is-here]

sonic dealing with his villains vs mario

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[redgbasp]

I haven’t seen anyone post about this but here’s jerry’s original dialogue vs the remake!

[sarbithewizard]

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[hbmmaster]

"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

[you-are-an-idiot-hah]

[majinii]

its always torture city man

[kolo5430]

imagine looking in your rear view mirror and you just see this

[bytesizedshorts]

Daisy learns how to float, sorta – My brother pointed out that it looks like Daisy is kicking her feet like Luigi would to help keep herself floating, and now I kinda hope that one day Nintendo gives her a jump that’s a mix of Luigi’s scuttle jump and Peach’s float, just cause it'd be cute.

[opt1gan]

:)