#max's to do

[eluvixnsarchived]

here is my recs list from a bunch of lovely new friendies and mutuals:

books;

the murderbot series

warriorcats

even though i know the end

american hippo

the disasters

games;

the outer worlds

alan wake series

hades

disco elysium

cult of the lamb ( i tried this once before it was fun but i never got far into the game as a whole )

hyper light drifter

hollow knight

gonna start working through them this weekend and through the summer i think bc i also have this list

illuminae ( book - this is like my fifth or sixth reread for me i just miss aiden LMAO )

howl's moving castle ( book - reread bc of course )

ffxiv dawntrail ( game - WHEN I FINALLY GET THROUGH FUCKIN ENDWALKER AGAIN im probably gonna binge it in two days like i did last time )

pokemon violet ( game - i must finally do this so i can work on my national pokedex )

elden ring dlc ( game - rly hoping the streamer i like streams it so i can watch him since ive never played and i like how he plays )

hotd s2 ( tv )

and then my art projects i wanna work on and studies and stuff and also once my income stabilises a bit with going back to work i have like, terrarium projects i wanna start and i wanna give keeping an aquarium another try but with different fishies bc i dont think i could mentally manage losing another betta 🥺

but ahdlfkdhs im excited and v grateful people gave the time to share things with me!! if there's anything i should add lemme know like tv shows or films or things too. i think i'ma save anime and stuff for the autumn i gotta repair my relationship with it first

[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[finifugue]

'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i am beyond serious

bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanesss was NOT doing her job in FNAF movie

[yappielestappie]

no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

[lisondraws]

Does he have ridiculous sideburns? Does he die a gruesome death? Is he on screen less than ten minutes total?

I spent a full day making this "Guess who? (is stuck)" The Terror game! Inspired by countless conversations about how hard it is to tell these dudes apart on first watch (and endless shitpost ideas with @merlintintintin ) This was honestly a lot of work, and now I really want to play it! I hope you'll find this cool, I'm personally really happy with the result! Would you play it?

I added Silna because I feel like the two boards kinda represent Terror & Erebus, and she's stuck here with these horrible dudes. Definitely more of a thematic easter egg rather than practical gameplay choice ahah.

To make this I bought a My Little Petshop Guess Who game (I liked the colors) second hand, took forever to cut out all the characters and color grade the pictures on photoshop (this serie is SO DARK, i'm thankful for the official pictures by Aidan Monaghan I also used), made the cards backing mostly using some designs I had already made, and then printed and cut the whole thing by hand!

I may share the template for this later on, if anyone is interested!

[enjoythebutterflies21]

Max Verstappen is Barbie and everyone else is just Ken ✨💅🏻

[allysketches]

gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻

(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)

[kimthemangoguy]

guess whose turn it is with the long front

[stexnem]

Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him

Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”

[stealingyourbones]

Journalist Clark Kent was assigned covering the Ghost and Ectobeing Science Confrence. With the Anti-Ecto Acts having been repealed and the GIW disbanded late last year, the science deviated from weaponry and was now far more ectobiology and ecto-sociology centric. He was tasked with reporting the new scientific advancements and discoveries for the average layman.

The conference, hosted at Metropolis Convention Center, lasts an entire week. The unusually long conference length is explained on its webpage, claiming it’s; “precaution for potential delays or setbacks from; ghost attacks, enraged ex-government GIW employees, or extreme ecto-tech malfunction.”

Just from that notice alone, Clark knows he’s going to have quite the eventful week ahead of him.

[grogumaximus]

2009 / 2025

[bastardcatthings]

Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin

This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]

[blorbocedes]

the thing about max is he has 1 joke and he will run it to the ground. the thing about lando is he will follow max's lead into cutting grass

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time for fashion, we have a stat bonus to collect.