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Throwing Good Money After Bad: How Netflix Makes Money Laundering Great Again

They think we're stupid. After a 4-peat of Megflops (not including the Mockumentary), THIS is Ted's "opinion" of the Meghan Effect: an Hermes blanket & a pair of shoes. This ghastly woman is known for having the most unattractive feet & Ted Sarandos wants the world to believe she's a walking advertisement for marketing SHOES! Nice try, Jan Ted.

The repeated megflops are yet another example of Netflix funneling money into the bank accounts of untalented & morally bankrupt individuals as payment for services rendered. Netflix is 15 years overdue for an investigation into their "political" BOARD of Directors & shady business practices.

Variety: Why was she [Meghan Markle] the right person to bet on?  

I think Meghan is underestimated in terms of her influence on culture. When we dropped the trailer for the “Harry & Meghan” doc series [in 2022], everything on-screen was dissected in the press for days. The shoes she was wearing sold out all over the world. The Hermès blanket that was on the chair behind her sold out everywhere in the world. People are fascinated with Meghan Markle. She and Harry are overly dismissed.

You just launched Meghan Markle’s lifestyle series “With Love, Meghan,” and you have a stake in her As Ever business. You are making and distributing physical products, from edible flowers to baking mixes. Is Netflix interested in e-commerce?  

We’re a passive partner in Meghan’s company, and it’s a big discovery model for us right now. 

Real Answer: NOprah & Thirsty Tyler Perry persuaded us to partner with their 2 adopted children of the corn.

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From Soho House to Netflix House: Meghan Markle still can't locate 1 original bone in her ozempified body.

In her drug addled narc brain MeGain was a tig tradwife: "Cooking, Crafting & Gardening"

"...since 2014...this is what I do" rebrand as tig tradwife reaction from the many men of Soho House & TorontoPaper:

How men remember her (2014-2017) tig cooking, crafting & gardening

TRH The Prince & Princess of Wales: Real people. Real kids. Real parents

Soho House Tig Tradwife: Fake people. Fake kids. Fake property. Fake life. "I am NOT jealous of Kate!"

You don't fool me! A RENTED LIFE: Rent a Kid/Rent a House/Rent a Kitchen/Rent a Garden/Rent a Beehive

"As Ever" as in Sparry's Mother' letters. Shame on you Harry!!

Images from but not limited to: quenofmems80 @princesscatherinemiddleton @world-of-wales @charlotte-of-wales @kingwilliamv

And Harry’s wife’s logo….

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I found JOY! Put down the hot drinks & Stop Scrolling because THIS is eye watering 😭 GOLD!!

Listen here or better yet click the link to give a LIKE 👍🏿 Oh & You're Welcome!! 😂😂😂

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My running list of Questions for MeGain's so-called Friends:

Q-Who wears a wardrobe to match the pantry props in a rented kitchen?

Q-Who resembles Cardi B?

Q-After YEARS of reading "constructive criticism" about her ridiculous ree-coat-a on toast, who refused to learn how to use a knife?

Q-Who lied about her height?

Q-Who chose to wear this color green for in-law Christening photos?

Q-Who cooks like this?

Q-What are you doing Abigail?

Q-Why does your friend insist on posing like she's the star of a horror flick?

Q-What does this look say?

Q-Does it seem right that your friend was paid to merch the identities of her pets & children for megflix?

Q-Why does she stage other people's children to like her?

Q- Would you purchase a half baked doughnut?

Q-Would you purchase foccacia that looks like a brick instead of a sponge?

Q-Can you all see what we see->a copycat🧐

Q-Why is this photo considered a tribute to a pet when no one can even see his face?

Q-Also, why do you repeatedly allow your "friend" to wear unflattering dresses & shoes?

MM rarely had any comments on her Instagram and at that time her comments were always turned "on." She was also known to purchase followers.

Q-Jamie:

were you one of her few followers while she worked as a soap opera actress who was nearly married to a Chef named Cory?

did you even hear about her blog or Instagram when she was sleeping with Chef Cory?

Have you taken time to read the archived posts?

Are you aware that she was cheating on Chef Cory while stalking Sparry?

If you weren't "cheering" her on then, why now?

Eight (8) years have passed since viewers and producers rejected dozens of Meghan Markle's culinary screen tests.

Q-What culinary achievements occurred for the soap opera actress from 2014 to 2025 that would suddenly qualify her as TALENT for ANY culinary or celebrity related shows?

she traded in her romantic partnership with a trained Chef for an unemployable spare prince

she traded in her career as a D-list soap opera actress for seventy-two (72) "working" days in a family run enterprise

when it became too difficult, she quit the family enterprise, exactly five (5) years ago

So Jamie (and other so-called friends), please enlighten us on her five (5) years of culinary accomplishments that suddenly make her personality & talents endearing to those same producers & viewers who previously found her meh, blah &/or unlikeable?

did she secretly attend and graduate from a food science or culinary arts academic program?

did she live on a working farm?

did she secretly launch and run a culinary business?

did she secretly operate an ice cream truck?

Jamie, you were enlisted by NOprah to be her mentor, but you didn't do your homework. You are blithely unaware of who she was BEFORE the BRF, and you are certainly misguided and misinformed about those 72 days in the BRF.

All the magic of television cannot deliver her from a narcissistic personality disorder. You too will learn the hard way: "walk with the wise and grow wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm."

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Meghan Markle's return to "the family she never had" narrative & other Fantastical Origin Stories

Thanks to Chef Cory Vitiello, we have evidence of yet another origin story lie told during megflop by the Duchess of Delusions, Meghan Markle of Sussex County, NJ.

In 2016 (the same year she cheated on Cory with Sparry), Chef Cory Vitiello used his connections to help MeMe obtain a gig judging 1 episode of Food Network's Chopped Junior. Meghan told the world she grew up on farm to table food in California where her fondest memories were in the kitchen.

Meghan Markle 2016 Chopped Junior on Food Network:

"Growing up your fondest memories, at least for me are in the kitchen." "This dish reminded me of the kind of food I grew up eating in California, like that real farm to table fresh simple ingredients"

In 2024, while taping her megflop lifestyle series for Netflix, MeMe told Mindy Kaling that she was a latchkey kid who ate TV dinners and fast food.

Netflix Episode 2 Mindy Kaling

Mindy: "Did you used to do this with your mom, growing up?"

Meghan Markle the Fantasist & Pathological Liar: I grew up as a latchkey kid, so I grew up with a lot of fast food.

@robinisalwaysright you said it "her whole life..."

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Plagiarist: "The Art of the Handwritten Note" is by author Margaret Shepherd NOT Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex County

The Art of the Handwritten Note: "Corresponding on paper let's you elevate a simple pleasure into an artform." -Margaret Shepherd 2002

Plagiarism has become an artform for Meghan Markle Duchess of Sussex County who frequently quotes Margaret Shepherd (famed author and calligrapher) without crediting her book or work.

Photos from my own copy of The Art of The Handwritten Note (published by Shepherd in 2002):

Pretentiousness

MM obviously practiced her hand lettering and penmanship for this series because it looks much more polished and presentable. She really thinks her handwriting is the definition of "classy." Perhaps as a child it provided her with immediate praise that fed her narcissism. No thanks to Thomas Markle who contracted with Nickelodeon to film her writing the dish soap letter from hell.

Harry has to explain to the people of Sussex why it's taking such a long time for his wife to sign her name.🤪

"That's How I Paid My Bills"

She claims to have paid her bills by working as a "freelance calligrapher." Paula Patton did not hire Meghan Markle to address her wedding invitations, she hired Paper Source Retail Stores.

MEgain worked as a retail associate for Paper Source where they sell stationary, gift wrap, party supplies, etc. The associates are trained to teach customers how to use their products. Sometimes they offer mini workshops throughout the year: bookbinding as a craft, gift wrapping, hand lettering, and of course some stores will also address your invitations.

"Our kids have REAL sets" she bragged 🙄

What kind of parent recommends that toddlers play with REAL trowels in the backseat of the car as a "distraction" during the ride home from a toddler's birthday party?🏨🏥🚑 Oh and no candy in those bags, just a manuka honey stick gifted from a person who said she doesn't even like honey. 🤪

Moma Knows Best

Meghan Markle's handwriting is "faux calligraphy" with doodles & flourishes. Lady C described it as "pretension gone riot." In this episode she's obviously clapping back at her critics by revealing to the world she made an A- in handwriting due to "those little swirls."

"I'll take the minus for a bit of character."

Right there she's explained to us that it's her way or the highway. She knows what's required but chooses not to meet those expectations because in her narcissist mind, she actually knows best.

Soho House Tradwife plays Hostess

In the context of this lifestyle series, Lady C made some excellent points about how an experienced hostess doesn't have the time to spend on tasks that should be assigned to the hired help. When I reviewed the images from her luncheon, it was obvious that the guests didn't enjoy her food. Perhaps in part because the hostess covered up the table in those ridiculous flowers instead of creating SPACE for people to actually sit down at the table to eat their meals.

Revisionist History

This "SERIES" was another Solo Meghan attempt at an image make over and infomercial. With each new man, her adult life seems to be a transactional stepping stone of revisionist history. In the case of the Spare, Harry offered her his name, titles, family, country, wealth to erase her Soho House yachting lifestyle and launch her into global stardom. In exchange the Spare would receive his freedom from what he perceived as a trapped future and the rigors of royal service. The Spare made a deal with the devil, but that is a topic for another time.

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"You know I'm Sussex now."

Did anyone else notice the drastic change in MEgain's voice while correcting Mindy's use of her surname, "Markle?"

First time I've actually witnessed MM switch between the personalities that rule her soul. We've heard about it from first hand witnesses, but until now, I don't recall witnessing this behavior in real time.

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Where's the honey, Honey?

Scarcity Scam. Jam Scam

During the netflix megflop MM told the bee keeper she doesn't like honey bc it's too sweet

The (free) Press Boxes distributed to influencers DO NOT include Honey🤔

The (free) Press Boxes include all products EXCEPT honey

Zero online influencers or everyday customers were able to place "orders" for Honey

Meghan's customer letter explained to her squad that the honey is unavailable due to "overselling"

Although no one has yet identified the origin of the "berries" the jam, preserves, spread was available to order and it looks as bad as her promo photos which I actually thought were a bloody mess. 😳🤢🤮

Highgrove

The Highgrove website has several varieties available to order in time for Easter. I continue to marvel at her brass neck attempts to rip off her in-laws, first by grifting off the Flamingo Estate founder as a potential investor. Now through ARO/AE she is selling processed "food" as a cheap copy of both the authentic Highgrove & Flamingo brands.

Flamingo Estate

She would have loved rubbing Famingo Estate in the faces of the BRF. "See, I have my own Highgrove Estate and it's for CELEBRITIES like me!!!"

Take 60sec to hear this clip of The Flamingo Estate Founder describe the reason their estate Honey sells out during the 1st week available to order. Note: His parents are farmers & bee keepers. He is also a lifelong bee keeper who suits up to help his bee keeper with the job.

She literally stole his truly authentic BRAND & repackaged it into a processed, sugary knockoff which is authentic to her own BRAND----same as ever: over processed, cheap, inauthentic, unhealthy, Junk NOT Joy.

She just swapped out his "PLEASURE" with what she is selling as "JOY" and Montecito Magic. The Flamingo Estate looks too creepy for my taste (plus I won't go near ANYTHING perverts Chrissy Teigen & husband John Roger Stephens recommend), but his gardens, his family background as farmers/bee keepers, his advocacy for local farmers & farming are all authentic & ADMIRABLE.

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Megflop Seson 1 Parody: "You know you've made it when you've acquired a huge fanbase of bullies. Hashtag Sussex Squad! SUSSEX!"

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Be gone MEgain. Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard!

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"I am NOT jealous of Kate!" #copykate

Sure, Jan.

Middleton Family Hobby

Royal Tradition

"Queen Camilla is also a keen apiarist, and keeps bees at Raymill, her six-bedroom retreat in Lacock, Wiltshire, 17 miles from the King's Highgrove home. During a visit to Launceston, Cornwall, last summer Camilla met honey-producers selling jars in the town square, and told them she was a hands-on beekeeper and had only lost one colony during the previous winter. Honey produced by Camilla's bees is sold at Fortnum & Mason to raise funds for charity. This year's recipient is Nigeria's first sexual assault referral centre, which the Queen supports as patron.She is also president of Bees for Development, a charity training beekeepers and protecting bee habitats in more than 50 countries. Buckingham Palace is home to four beehives on an island in a lake in the garden, and are two hives in Clarence House's garden."

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Reblogging in 2025 for the glutton for punishment* as you subject yourself to a sour series of so called 'Confessions.' 🥴

*one persistent in an effort in spite of harmful or unpleasant results.

Spot on!

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[Cleaning out my DRAFTS folder]

STOP Stealing!

It boggles my mind that (after we called her out for staging copykate iconic images of the Cambridge Newlyweds for their mockumentary), in 2025 Meghan Markle doubled down on her BRF stalking with another iteration of the missan copycat image, this time for her bad mood board--- just to tease a new megflop & increase her SEO using Wills ♡ Kate. The woman is clinically insane.

Get your own love story!

But since she brought it up AGAIN, I'd like to reiterate that the dead tree and the ominous skies make her missan copycat images appear more horror flick than any semblance of a romantic fairytale. The Meghans are frauds.

A newlywed couple in lock step with one another, even while walking on the beach.

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My Spanish lacks the proficiency of Markle's so some of this was lost in translation. No matter because Joan Callarissa still managed to expose MEgain & Sparry's fakery in every language.

A delicious megflop REVIEW. Chef's Kiss 😘

Five years after their escape from the palace, Meghan's Netflix series shows that they have become little more than two international clowns to be mocked on social media.

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When the Sussexes decided to flee to the spirit of Buckingham, public opinion was sharply divided. There was no common ground between those in

favor of the runaway marriage and those in favor of the rest of Windsor. Both inside and outside the United Kingdom, the weight of both sides was very evenly matched, something that never usually happens because the British royal family always plays with a significant advantage. But the susexito –as the farewell of Enric and Meghan Markle was then called– had been very erosive for the royal family in terms of public opinion. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex had suddenly created so many opponents of the Windsors that there were even people who thought it was the biggest crisis in the British monarchy since King Edward VIII abdicated for love, married Wallis Simpson and he went away to live in Paris.

Harry and Meghan garnered so much popular support by announcing they couldn't stand palace life that some believed the British royal family would never recover from the miseries the couple would explain once they left. Although somewhat exaggerated, those fears actually had some basis at the time, since the Sussexes had made the right decision at the right time and had all the winds in their sails. They had managed to play the victim, lead the narrative, become bearers of truth against the dark conspiracies of the palace, and, above all, they had reaped the full benefit of appearing to be a modern family, infinitely more aspirational than the rest of the Windsors combined. January 18 marked five years since that moment, and of all that popular capital the Sussexes had, they have nothing left. Or practically nothing.

A Farce

A sample of their decline has been given by the last project they have signed, Cone love, Meghan, in which she appears alone but is clearly the work of both of them. This eight-part Netflix series shows how the retired actress invites people over and organizes activities. eco-friendly, child-friendly, health-friendly, dog-friendly and, above all, avorrifriendly. So much so that twelve days after its premiere, the pseudo-documentary has received nothing but negative reviews on every possible platform where a format can be criticized. Parodies on networks like TikTok, destructive tweets, and extremely low ratings from both professional and amateur critics have turned this series into a global laughingstock. Amidst all this negative effervescence, the furious reviews published by the series stand out.

TheTelegraph –"The format is this: Meghan invites people to her fake house and they tell her how incredible she is. And so it goes for eight episodes"– and

Variety –"It was made with a lot of love, meaning love as the greatest love a person can have for themselves."

– Two among many others equally powerful.

But without going into the details of the content, which would only spoil the weekend, it's worth highlighting some things about the format that make no sense when compared to his real life. The first is that it's a blatant scam to present the format as a documentary when in reality, not even the house where it's filmed is his... Even the docureality María Teresa Campos and her daughters used the journalist's house. And Campos wasn't exactly from the era of reality TV. It's clear that in a format of this type, the content is controlled to modulate the image projected of you, but trying to seduce someone when you don't even have the minimum generosity to use your house as a background is disrespectful to the viewer, who will easily feel cheated.

The second misery worth highlighting about Markle's show is its overflowing snobbishness. She and Enric, who left the royal family because they were people who adored a simple life far from the trappings of the palace, now turn out to have their own beehives in the garden to be able to add honey to their recipes, which, on top of that, they have to collect with a beekeeper who comes to them. home To do so. It has also been widely reported that while making dog treats, he specifies on camera that he makes them with filtered water. These exaggerations suggest he's seeking market positioning. healthy obsessive that turns her into Gwyneth Paltrow's heiress. It's a shame it's not possible to take the Guinness record away from Hollywood's Oscar-winning darling. All of this is believable about her. Not about Markle. Besides, this personal branding that someone has devised for the Duchess is ten years late to the market. The thickness of Instagram, currently, loves the smash burgers much more than the flower petals she puts everywhere.

'Tradwife'

Thirdly, it's worth mentioning that the feminist, anti-racist, combative, and critical Meghan who couldn't fit into the palace corset has completely disappeared. If this is a documentary about her life, we must note that she has either abandoned all her struggles—since they are not mentioned at all—or she had only invoked them previously through fake activism. In her show, she is seen only in the role of an upmarket housewife who makes every effort to become a perfect hostess to her visitors. tradwife textbook but dressed like a rich Californian. It's hard to believe that this Meghan can continue to be aspirational for the target who idolized her when she burned the ships with Buckingham.

Finally, there is also an overacting in her positionally sought echo version of the Desperate Housewives from Beverly Hills.

Cooking with gold jewelry that can be seen from London, she betrays the desire to be appreciated as a celebrity first division to position herself as an ideal candidate to announce –on her newly launched Instagram account– any luxury item that is proposed to her in a short time.

This is also evidenced by the very deliberate phrase she says to Mindy Kaling when she goes to visit her your house The actress and comedian is being criticized for referring to her as Meghan Markle when her current "family name is Sussex." If she had told us this five years ago, we would have called it a poison campaign.

Generate rejection as a claim

The product really doesn't work conceptually because Sussex is blatantly pursuing an impossible market positioning. They want to look like a lot of VIPs and much of the people simultaneously, and to do so, they have created a product that makes no sense. They want to be characters premium to sell the brand's products that—oh, surprise!—Markle has just launched at a premium, and at the same time, they want to be straightforward and accessible to show how snotty and insufferable their royal family members are. Unfortunately, they may not achieve either of these goals, and their only option may be to continue making ridiculous televised shows.

However, the series includes enough details that make people feel both infuriated and embarrassed to make plenty of people watch it and then hate it, a very common phenomenon these days when you're paid per view and it doesn't matter whether they watch you out of affection or hatred, because the important thing is that they watch the content. In fact, some of these hateful things they do seem done on purpose.

You can't make a series where cooking plays such a prominent role and cook spaghetti as badly as she does. It can't be a coincidence. Someone with good judgment, seeing that this would be a... egoxou Insufferable, he must have asked him to include elements of edginess so that viewers would at least support him when they criticized him. He can't possibly normalize making ice cubes with water other than tap water so they're clear and putting petals inside them, not knowing that this is an insult to the working classes who watch Netflix.

Markle was one of the 100 most influential people in the world according to the magazine Time in 2018 and also in 2021. After watching the series, this fact seems implausible. But it's easy to understand the reason for his decline. The distance between the Meghan of then and the Meghan of today has only one reason:

the unbreakable will to live without working.

It's better not to talk about Enric, because he sells so little now that he barely appears in the series. After becoming two clowns International pop stars who have only demonstrated their talent by becoming the focus of sterile debates have accepted a new check from Netflix, and there will be a second season. In fact, dancing to the dream of the platform that finances their lives is the only thing they've ended up being good for. On the platform, they'll already be making brainstorming to see how they can make the next installment of the series worse so we'll keep talking about it. They know it's the only way anyone will even look at it. Hoping someone will buy it out of affection for them is a completely lost battle right now."

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Meghan Markle Announces New Netflix Show That Features Her Dealing With The Negative Fallout From Her Netflix Show

"Dealing With My Netflix Show's Failure"

MONTECITO, CA — Meghan Markle announced another Netflix series in which she will discuss how she is dealing with the trauma of the bad reviews from her previous Netflix show.

Producers explained that the next show would follow the Duchess of Sussex as she seeks to discover the reasons for the failure of the last show.

"It's an in-depth Netflix show about the failure of my Netflix show," Markle said. "It'll be eight episodes of me talking about how badly I felt reading all the fallout from people who watched the previous show. I need a lot of space to process the hate, and I invite a lot of my good celebrity friends over to help me work through the trauma."

Markle's first Netflix series "With Love, Meghan" garnered excoriating reviews, with social media reactions ranging from "This is pretty bad" to "I wish I'd been kidnapped by the CIA and waterboarded so I didn't have to watch it." The series featured episodes with her arranging pre-cut fruit on a tray, moving pretzels from one bag to another, and drinking margaritas on the lawn of her giant mansion.

In Markle's new show, however, she will work through the pain of dealing with the negative reviews from her first show. "I want to be left alone," she continued. "And I need privacy, and I can't deal with this trauma and, José? Are you getting all this on camera? These are real tears!"

At publishing time, Markle and Netflix had already announced a third show to deal with the negative reviews from the second show in which she copes with the bad reviews from the first show.

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Found this in my drafts folder.

Soho House for your home!

ARO: "Another Rip Off"*

*Thanks to the creative person who came up with "ARO" another rip off