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Mydei: i’ll see you at the back later

Phainon: better bring protection ‘cause we’re getting in some action today

Hyacine: Lord Mydei and Lord Phainon mean they’re going to have a spar with weapons near the back of Okhema City today so it would be advisable to bring armour!

Castorice: (furious scribbling)

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3.4 in a nutshell

Man hoyo REALLY didnt fool ANYONE with the flame reaver identity reveal… like we all knew it was phainon. maybe the only person who didnt know it was phainon was phainon

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pre-canon Amphoreus:

Aglaea: Phainon can you please settle the deal (truce) with the Kremnoan prince?

Phainon: yes ma’am i will settle the deal (marriage) with the Kremnoan prince

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hoyo totally missed the chance to call Phainon’s keeping up with star rail “crashing out with star rail”

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“are you a man or a woman?”

Anaxa: a scholar

“do you go by Mr or Ms?”

Anaxa: Dr.

“what’s in your pants?”

Anaxa: better logical reasoning than what you have above your shoulders

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if the theory that Mydei is a fragment of the original “Phainon” is true, doesn’t that mean phaidei/myphai is essentially selfcest- (yeeted into a wall)

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Castorice’s ao3 a/n in ver 3.2 be like:

“sorry for the sudden announcement but i will be going on indefinite hiatus to assume demigod responsibilities starting tomorrow (>_<) i can’t be sure if there’ll be internet access in the Nether, so i have posted the remaining 5 chapters in bulk + a bonus chapter with extra spice. hope you enjoy!”

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similarities between Yoisaki Kanade and Phainon/FR/Khaslana:

white hair

blue eyes

dead mother

saviour complex

works to the bone

puts others before themselves to a detriment

self neglect

reduces their personal wishes & self worth to a detriment

canon crashout

therefore, if Kanade was the deliverer, chances are her name would be…(drumroll)… Khanade

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(this is a joke btw)

(my brain needs to be muted)

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in light of the recent Nanook parenting Phainon/Khaslana jokes

my friend said the destruction fam probably had to make this for Nanook:

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HSR ver 3.4: For The Sun Is Set To Die

Phainon’s Queer Journey Part 4: Cycle is Unbreakable

and the season op goes “crash out crash out…”

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Amphoreus themed running tracker idea:

Flame Reaver chases you. if he catches you, you are automatically enrolled in a 1 year, 3 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes and 16 seconds-long intense running regime that you can’t sign out of

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Jiaoqiu: i'm not here to numb the pain; i'm here to burn the pain (adds another 10 chillies to the hotpot)

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Krateros: i don’t care if you’re the LGTV or what, transformer; get your ass here and help me fight this thing

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my reaction to the Fables About Stars Part 2 trailer:

i saw Jiaoqiu blindfolded and i couldn’t help it (sorry JiaoJiao, the audience’s entertainment comes first /j)

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someone got the reference (^ ^)

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Amphoreus themed running tracker idea:

Flame Reaver chases you. if he catches you, you are automatically enrolled in a 1 year, 3 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes and 16 seconds-long intense running regime that you can’t sign out of