#michael yaps

[wolffilth]

got drunk with friends bc one of them had a breakup and now i just got home and autghhh alcohol makes me such a slut. pounding myself with a knotted dildo rn

[stairway-to-camaraderie]

I'm just a simple man

I like 3 things

My girlfriend

Nascar

and this rat that doesn't pay his rent to live here

[thenmichael]

I think it's very funny when totk artists draw tulin significantly shorter than link, considering they are basically the same height

[thefinalparalleluniverse]

Michael on the main blog, what will he do???

[ascendingconures]

just gonna post this bc i could never come up with a spirally background i liked & i dont want this to die in my saves folder

[dr-mohan]

"im really fucking scared of what happens next"

[nato-obenkrieger]

he’s quite silly to me

[mereyapalais]

“You’re so fucking annoying Elias! Ugh!” You said looking at him. Eyes scanning him from the hairs on his big head down to the point of his big feet. Hidden by his black oxfords.

The look of confusion on his face was rather comical. Hilarious even.

He tried scanning his brain for the last thing he might have done to piss You off, but he came up short of an answer.

“What I do now, yn? If it’s about your left over from last night, you woke up in the middle of the night and ate it.”

“Boy, who said I’m talking about food? You tryna call me a fat ass?” You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Shit, I love your fat ass, girl.”

“Whatever. Stop tryna deflect. You still annoying.”

You came closer to him mushing his head slightly and squeezing his cheeks which made his full lips form a small pout.

“Where you going looking this fine huh? What’s out there for you to dress like a fucking gigolo?”

Your hand travelled further down. Sliding down his face until you reached his neck squeezing slightly. He stood there immobile,letting you do your thing.

When he felt the contact at the front of his pants, his hands reached down to catch yours before you started acting up.

“Nah, I’m not doing this with you. You not gon make me late today.”

“But daddy-”

Your teeth grazed his right earlobe.

“Fucking hell..” his breath hitched in his throat as you palmed him through his pants. Giving him that squeeze that made him feel tingles down to his toes.

“Noo, just let me lick it please, just the tip, hmm? Please!”

If someone were to film this interaction right now and show it to you after you were sober from your horny state, you will swear up and down your are a victim of artificial intelligence.

Drunk and high from his sweet, sensual cologne seducing your olfaction, you couldn’t think straight.

All you knew was that your man was criminally fine and you needed a piece of him in this instance. Or else you wouldn’t survive.

Only one thing and one thing only was roaming in the, current, empty space of your brain.

He was conflicted.

The angel on his left shoulder tried to reason with him. Telling him how you were going to be there when he got back home . He will find you in the same spot after he’s done with his meeting and will be able to enjoy you all night long.

On the other hand, the little devil on his right, filled his mind with all the filthy things he could be doing to you instead of assisting his boring meeting.

When your hands took his and shoved them in your panties, well his boxers that you liked to wear around the house, that did it for him.

He could feel the wetness, making the skin damp and sleek. You used his long fingers to rub yourself. Creating that sweet friction you loved so much.

“You feel me? Feel how wet I am for you- uhh!”

“You’re something else, you really want this dick huh?! So fucking wet for what?”

He absentmindedly stroked you under your little shorts. Lips hovering over yours.

“I want you!”

You couldn’t help but grind yourself on his fingers. Chasing that sweet something you knew only he could give you.

“Yeah? You want me?”

“Yes, please.”

He cooed at you.

He looked at his wrist watch. Ten minutes to spare.

“How bad? Show me!”

You immediately dropped down on your knees, hands on either side of his thighs. You inhaled his crotch area deeply eyes closed as if you were breathing in heaven.

You tugged at his pants signaling him to help you discard them. The sound of his belt unbuckling made you febrile. A wide smile splattered on your face.

“Ten minutes. You better make every second count.” He said with faux sternness.

Oh you were going make ‘em count alright.

Anywaysss, blame this picture right here. This whole photoshoot he was looking like a whole snack with his big head. 😪 don’t make no sense!

🏷️

@hdfen2474

@destinio1

@brownskincheyenne

@browngirldominion

(Lemme know if you only want to be tagged in particular fic posts or all of them.)

[faestunna]

okay maybe i wouldn’t let remmick in bc white men scare me sometimes but stack??

[k1tkatzzz]

I see them in every post

[luvlyycy]

this but kaiser .

[wolffilth]

i should get some type of aphrodisiac and make a day out of jerking off.... considering things

[stairway-to-camaraderie]

THEY HAVE BEEN AQUIRED!!!! (my guy at the flea market who I always get them from found them in the wild and saved them for me and altogether it costed $175)

RAHHHH

@theghostavocadoe grant me your kadaj luck💔 I need to find him next

[thenmichael]

I just watched sonic 3 >:)

I love pointing out references that no one cares about

[quandledlngle69]

ughhhh imagine if its a zombie apocalypse au but with younger!kaiser but instead of you getting infected its him that gets bitten and you only realise it when you're getting checked at the barriers before the safe zone. you can pass, leave the horror and desecration and live a somewhat normal life–but you would have to leave him behind.

you don't have the heart to abandon him, so you stay behind with him as he turns. crouched in a dark, filthy, desolate alley, holding him tightly even as his frothy mouth bites into your neck.

you don't regret a single second of it.

you knew all along destiny wasn't on your side anyways, your just glad he wasn't turning alone and scared.

Quandaledlngle69 © 2025

[stinkrat-aleks]

we were robbed of Erik ugly-crying in the xmcu movies so enjoy these findings of mine (with some bonus crying charles)