#mike walters

[wukongfeetpics]

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

[thearchivistsletterbox]

don't get me wrong i love the doomed yaoi men of horror fiction podcasts but i feel like theres a dissonance between the amount of doomed gay male protagonist and doomed gay female protagonists. where is the doomed yuri. please

[lucilledraws]

Two hundreds episode of WOE.BEGONE later ....

[crustaceousfaggot]

Me whenever I look at fanart for a podcast character

[queerpodcastnoises]

Do you ever think about how horror podcast protagonists already had a shitty life even before the main events of their stories?

Jon Sims was an orphan who watched a kid get eaten by the Spider in a trap that was more or less meant for him

Arthur Lester was an orphan whose wife and daughter died as a result of his negligence

Carpenter lost her family to the Trawler Man and wants to leave the faith

Faulkner drowned his own brother

Sydney's whole life is a tragedy

Mike Walters arguably has the happiest backstory and his best friend died

Even less horror-y protagonists like Doug Eiffel and Warren Godby led miserable lives before the start of the podcasts

Is it illegal for podcast protagonists to have nice things?

[individual-fire]

Does Rusty Quill have a minimum Mike requirement to be a podcast on their network? Or are the rest of the podcast covered by The Magnus Archives and WOE.BEGONE?

[1000fingers]

woe begone is insane this guy is sitting here sytemically ruining his own life, hes such a bear that he got mistaken for a real bear and shot, his boyfriend (who he literally saw for the first time and went “THAT 🫵 is a blond twink. thats it.”) just saw a corpse get airdropped into his house while they were watching a movie together, he keeps talking about how perfect his eyebrows are and how its totally normal to manipulate your friends. what the fuck is wrong with him. i understand edgar i would not be able to restrain myself from figuring out his deal either

[1000-fingerpaints]

best character design is bear (gay human not the animal) with small gauges in his ears. mike walters. martin blackwood. gordon porlock. my guys.

[7cfc00]

MATT: It’s okay, Mikey. I’m alive. I’m right here. I died again, I take it? MIKEY: …killed you… MATT: What else is new?

[Shrink/Swell]

[slybeholding]

I have concluded I like my men covered in blood, whether it be their own or the blood of another, doesn't matter.

[chelowl]

thinking of stinky. thinking stink. sthinking

[nesperus]

mikey walters the man that you are

(i’m on episode 46! love this guy)

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

Someone asks what W.BG is about, I just hand them this

[radioactive-yuri]

every fiction podcast protagonist needs to suck at least a little bit as a person on like a fundamental level, otherwise what's the point even. and also the fact that they suck needs to be brought up in canon at least once. truly the media form of the anti-hero

[orchidbreezefc]

UPDATED taxonomy of living mikes chart

hey everybody, new mike chart! roughly the same deal as [the old one], but in light of the lieutvia michael fiasco it now includes some mikes that were later consolidated into other mikes. but not all of them! so this chart is either non comprehensive to a new goal or contains a lot of extraneous information to the old one. lol

see the notes for other caveats and exclusions. otherwise, this should list every mike in woe.begone up to episode 191! contains spoilers up to that point, of course. as with the first one, this excludes speculation and operates on information we are currently given to understand is true.

EDIT: fixed the latvia mike section and distinguished organizational squares from groups! the original post on my blog will be kept up to date! (with fixes not with the show lol can you imagine)

[thatcakelovingwitch]

Look how im cutting my arm off. Very demure. Very cutesy. Look how I put plastic sheeting over my floor. Very demure. Very mindful. I‘m not like you other wbg players. I‘m in the lead. I‘m very demure.