#mikeynf

[mikeynf]

autistic teen fitspo

shirt at spencer’s btw

[ekceleste]

hi these are my cats Banner(black) and Biscuit(siamese). Banner is sometimes mean and escapes to the outside world(like he did today), and when you try to take him back inside he beats the shit out of you(like he did to me today). but other than that he’s an overall very good handsome boy. 10/10 behavior and he’s quite a gentleman. Biscuit is evil. and stupid. dumb. bitch. or as my mom says: “a stupid dumbass bitch.” no one likes Biscuit except for himself. he is fat and knocks everything over with big fat butt and his tummy that almost touches the ground. he’s so fat that he waddles when he walks. he’s annoying and will purposefully get on your work desk and knock everything over. Banner is going to be a senior cat next year, but Biscuit will only be turning 6. Biscuit annoys the shit out of Banner because Banner is well-mannered and mature, doesn’t play around that much, and just likes to be loved and lounge around. Biscuit is the opposite. he is evil. triple evil. he runs around and gets zoomies all the time. you cannot move or else he will bite you. he tries to play with Banner and won’t leave him alone even when Banner hisses at him and scratches him up. no one likes him. and look at his stupid face. he can’t even look at the camera properly cause he’s cross eyed. stupid Biscuit.

[mikeynf]

never related to anything more in my whole life

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

[mikeynf]

this is my favourite picture of ever

like it’s a bloody hot sexy man screaming and whimpering in pain and agony while COVERED IN BLOOD

[ekceleste]

“Brutus” by The Buttress is so definitely Touya singing about Shoto you should listen to it you’ll know what I’m talking about it

[mikeynf]

mmm i love my favourite romcom about younger twinky gay boy in his mid twenties being a stalker-ishly obsessive guy that follows around an older guy in his mid forties with a wife and a child and takes pictures of him and develops the photos in his red room and hangs them up on lines to look at them all day and it gets so bad to the point where other people start to notice and they lock them in a room together so the gay little younger twink can confess to the older guy and they kiss and make out and get married and yes it’s Saw 2004 shut the fuck up

[mikeynf]

CUM😡COME🤬🤬🤬CUUUUUM👹👹👹👹👹LMFAO WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING OUNCHING BOISES LMFAAAOAOOOO

[ekceleste]

“Cinnamon Girl” by Lana Del Rey is quite possibly the most beautiful, meaningful song that I’ve ever heard. I listen to a LOT of music, so this song is just something special.💔😭☹️

[mikeynf]

guys Adam is alive and well he’s just door dashing instead of freelance photography

[ekceleste]

I am an absolute god at minding my own business

[mikeynf]

everyone should have the experience of reading the saw scripts at least once…. it gives so much more lore on the characters😭😭😭

[ekceleste]

oh sometimes i forget i have this account

@mikeynf is my substitute saw account😻

[mikeynf]

Rewatching saw for the first time in over a year and I’m just now remembering how stupid and whiny Adam’s fucking voice is LMFAO

“My name is very fucking confused! what’s your name?”

[mikeynf]

Adam.

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

[mikeynf]

How many times do you guys think that Adam has been testing his flash out to make sure it’s working and was looking directly into it and absolutely blinded himself

[mikeynf]

I feel like the plot of the first saw movie would change so much if Adam was chained by his neck. Like a dog.