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[b-drawssometimes]

I had this epiphany the other day when thinking about my pookie bears-

[fennthetalkingdog]

Tumblr spamming billford and billfiddlesford has singlehandedly gotten me to finally watch Gravity Falls and I can't even be mad lol

[stayatsam]

godwyn fans we're really taking L after L in the DLC

[oldtestleper]

ok 10/10 episode, would have been 12/10 except frankly i don't understand why they couldn't have fully armed this ship that is absolutely crammed with drunk teens who, let me be clear, are studying to be, say it with me, ✨violent wanderers✨... like hold up. let the augefort students get in on this battle... fabian's the most popular boy in school and you're telling me every kid on this boat wouldn't be frothing at the mouth to go on a bad kids adventure

[ask-the-toy-box]

I do wonder how they will paint Japan's actions during WWII, possible rant once the movie comes out, we will see.

[queercetin]

@google is it lazy to draw jesper wearing my own clothes bc i can't be bothered to come up with a different outfit for him?

[rainyloveangel]

Me and the Godzilla's I simp for as incorrect quotes

-Note-

Monarch = Me

Heisei. Godzilla = 1994

Millennial. Godzilla = 2002

Shipping and nonshipping quotes

Lost of swearing... probably

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Millennial. Godzilla: Legendary. Godzilla, gather the others. We need to have another Monarch-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Legendary. Godzilla: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-

Earth. Godzilla: Is it about death?

Legendary. Godzilla: No.

Singular. Godzilla: Is it about drugs?

Monarch: Is it about sex?

Legendary. Godzilla: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-

Earth. Godzilla, Singular. Godzilla, and Monarch:

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Earth. Godzilla: Do you take constructive criticism?

Monarch: Not without crying

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Earth. Godzilla: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?

Monarch: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Singular. Godzilla: *Locks Monarch in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Monarch: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Legendary. Godzilla: Monarch taught me to think before I act.

Legendary. Godzilla: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Minus. Godzilla: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Monarch: No.

Minus. Godzilla: Okay.

Monarch:

Monarch: Do you smell smoke?

Minus. Godzilla: The secret is that the house is on fire.

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Heisei. Godzilla: Can I have a private talk with you?

Minus. Godzilla: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Minus. Godzilla: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?

Shin. Godzilla: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Minus. Godzilla: Aww, it's a love note for Millennial. Godzilla?

Shin. Godzilla: No-

Minus. Godzilla: *opens it*

Minus. Godzilla:

Shin. Godzilla:

Minus. Godzilla: I can't read this.

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Monarch: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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[sol-flo]

solar ash's bosses are so so similar to shadow of the colossus on paper but i think if you like both it's purely by coincidence. they are so frustrating. they require flawless execution, it feels like brute forcing, not like you earned taking down these huge creatures

[insulinresistance]

congrats türkiye the last save was amazing

[garlicbrede]

god I fucking hate when I fuck up a test question just cuz I didn't notice a little thing

[nerdypuddincup]

Godzilla-Birth of a Monster

In the beginning, there was peace. Deep beneath the waves of the Pacific Ocean, there was life untouched by man in the entirety of history itself. And within this vast and unknown world of biodiversity there lived creatures long thought extinct. A family of amphibious creatures lived in harmony. A male, a female, and two offspring. The last of a noble and ancient race.

But nothing truly lasts forever. In 1954 the first in a series of high-yield thermonuclear weapons was tested at the Bikini Atoll. Those islands happened to be above the resting place of this family of creatures. They slept, deep beneath the sea unaware of what was going on the surface. The surface world had not concerned them for a very long time.

Suddenly, their peace was broken in a single instant. A bright light shined where none had existed before. Burning pain ripped through the family, the force even underwater was unimaginable. The offspring were the first to go. The adults did not have time to protect their babies, and they were destroyed. Then. The female. Hers was slower due to her size, but by the time the light was gone there was nothing left. The single miniscule solace was the blinding light and searing pain ensured the male could not watch as its family was reduced to atoms.

Now, only one remained. In pain, such pain. Scarred, and alone. The first contact with the outside world in their lifetime and it came in the burning hot fury of man’s ignorance and desire for power. The cool waters of the ocean could do nothing to temper the pain of the only remaining the creature there laying upon the seabed. In an instant, it had become the last of its race and in a cruel twist of fate it had become the first of something entirely new. The radiation from the bomb had left the creature changed. The pain, much like the blood of the creature began to mutate into something new. Rage. A rage that would not be quelled.

It was humanity’s folly that had taken everything that this peaceful creature once had. It was humanity’s hubris that had left it alone, that had ripped its mate and offspring from it, and left it horribly disfigured and monstrous. When the beast rose to the surface, all that there was left was rage now. Rage that refused to be contained. Rage that would be shared onto the race that had taken everything.

The bright city lights at night brought back memories of the horrible blinding light that had in an instant, changed the creature’s life forever. In the creature’s mind it would equate the two. And so, this city would become the place where this beast would share its rage. Its torment, its sorrow.

The world at that moment would learn of the existence of monsters.

They would know its pain. It would feel the wrath which burned inside of it like fire. The world would know,

Godzilla

[satansnightout1984]

I finished reading Starling House by Alix E. Harrow, and all I can think about is haunted houses...

[gothmessi]

my bf is so so cute, we had breakfast together then watched get out by jordan peele, got some wingstop, we didn't talk a lot this time because we were listening to music and watching fútbol videos but it's okay cause we had a little gossip time, i made him laugh a lot lmao, also he gifted me a mcr tshirt is sooo cool and ofc i forgot my chocolates in his fridge but we move on, his parents gave me a ride to my house so yeah amazing day 9/10 💗

[strawbnetwork]

i am going to go back to outer wilds eventually but rn im 60% of the way through spiritfarer and i dont know if id necessarily call it fun but it is extremely enjoyable and relatively (relatively) easy to play. and the soundtrack rules. loooove a game with a good soundtrack 9/10

[kavehayati]

Stop ……. Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid …

[apotelesmaa]

If I was smart I would level up my 3 star mysterious cards and get more crystals via challenge shows to pull for Phoenix event emu/nene/tsukasa but I’m not because the ability to be an emu main for this event is simply too enjoyable to actually do that. Also I pulled for kohane birthday to get a 3 star I don’t have (I don’t have a single kohane 4 star and her challenge show score needs serious help) and got Jack shit so I need to make up that 3000 crystal deficit somehow.