#mitri.txt
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all 3 of colress's refs from the leaks so far.....
#mitri.txt#colress#pokemon#team plasma#yeah ik the other 2 have been seen before but these r crisp in HD
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pleasure to have in class this pleasure to have in class that what about all the kids who were a menace to have in class. what about the kids getting thrown outside the door every other hour and getting seated with the best behaved kid in the class in hopes that they will make them calm down
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AAAAAUUUUUGHHHH BETA COLRESS
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i'm sick in bed so i was experimenting different art styles and i really liked this one
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cutesy anime girl colress is funnier when you know he's a 30 smth y/o war crimimal capable of making machines capable of dimensional manipulation and reality stitching
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COLRESS IS IN HIS 30'S I WAS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH WOOHOO!!!!!!!
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online mutuals are kinda like irl coworkers bc you're just guys talking in the same space except your job is website and you're being paid nothing
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do i deserve someone i feel actually likes me and doesnt make me feel like im just being tolerated and actually understands me and isnt just with me bc im the only one around or convenient or being used as a rebound? is it possible? someone with a personality? maturity? who makes me feel like i can make mistakes and have shortcomings and wont make me feel broken or abandon me or make me feel like a complete monster? who i can have genuine deep conversations with that arent them just trying to flex how "smart" they think they are? is it obvious from this post that i've been fucking through it
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i dont have it in me anymore to make mile long rant posts about some shit i saw online but i will say it must be crazy to think just because you learned some buzzwords and basic infant level feminism it compensates for how deeeeeply stupid you are
#mitri.txt#this is about t*rfs#like you're literally just upholding the system you scream about opressing you
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passing and having a more unusual name comes with an unexpected challege. that is sometimes people will ask you how or why your mom picked such a nice name and you gotta be like "haha i dont remember actually 😅" when the truth is stupidly funny
#mitri.txt#*clears throat* yes so you see when i was 15 i started kinning clowns#is2g my my voice and mannerisms are carrying the whole show bc i'm just a little guy#a little guy with purple and pink hair#and small little hands#im giving hope to everyone who thinks they gotta be macho#no you just gotta fuck it up in a way that makes them pick the safest option
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sometimes you accidentally stumble upon a small glimpse into some incredibly niche community online full of some of the worst freaks of society you will ever bear witness to
#mitri.txt#specifically this is why i avoid irl queer spaces bc idk if the ppl in them#are normal#or some turbo online beyond saving levels of mentally ill super freak
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if colress was real id bully him. hi four eyes. hi saturn head. lovingly shoves him into a locker. steals his glasses. smacks his stupid papers out of his hands.
#mitri.txt#steals his glasses. if im able to reach them.#i feel like you'd have to fold him a few times over to make him fit in a locker
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i need. pointy ears. fangs. a tail. claws. cool eyes. and more. body hair.
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nothing is funnier than when i tell someone irl my real age and they look at me in shock. bonus if they ask what skincare products i use lmao. like girl im only 26 💀
#mitri.txt#they act like i said im nearing 40#both younger and older ppl do this too#like. i have. chronic babyface
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i really wish being disabled wasnt so difficult for no reason. like it just sounds pathetic to say yeah i was too fatigued after waking up from a 2 hour long nap to do the dishes. i meant to bake tonight too but couldnt do that either. i considered today a busy day simply bc i got coolant for my car and finally went out to have my hair cut, something ive wanted to do for weeks now. i finally had a meal around 2 a.m. after basically snacking a little bit all day.
like why is it this way
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