#monkeys on the interstate

[i-scan-your-poems]

full scansion:

– / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – mon/keys on / the in/terstate ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – igua/nas in / your home – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – all / my pa/tients kick / and bite ◡ – ◡ / ◡ – / ◡ – wild ani/mals I / have known

metrical form: Alternating lines of acephalous iambic tetrameter and iambic trimeter. rhyme scheme: ABCB other notes: Line 4 has an extra syllable between the first and second feet.

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

[maras-mischief]

By the time I got to the interstate it was already too late. I looked in the back seat and saw that my wife and son had succumbed to the Virus.

“Daddy, why don’t you pull over. I feel the need to stretch my new legs.”

“Please, Darlin’. We could use a break.”

“No. No. No. I will not let my wife and son be swayed by some Slut Virus.”

“Daddy, it’s already too late. Look at my boobs, Daddy. No boy would have boobs like this. I could smother a black cock between these melons.”

“Hey, I don’t want no daughter of mine talkin’ bout no darky dick.”

“But Darlin’, I already told Sydney here how amazin’ black cock can be.”

“What?”

“I didn’t want to tell ya’ but I been screwing Ned Thurston for a while.”

“That porch monkey down on the Bayou. That son of a…”

“Don’t be cross with him now. I sought him out.”

“What?”

“I got tired of makin’ love to a minute man.”

“You godless whore.”

“Daddy, I ain’t been a girl long, but I know no woman deserves to be treated like that.”

“What’d you say?”

“I’m sayin’ stop the car you ignorant redneck. Mama and I will find our own way. Com’on Mama, let’s hitch our way to Ned’s place. I hear he has a son.”

“Bright idea, Sweetie. Stop the car you ignorant backwoods racist. Your daughter and I got things to do.”

[americanphysco]

WalMart Supercenter

A Rumpus Original Poem by Erika Meitner

God Bless America says the bumper sticker on the racer-red

Rascal scooter that accidentally cuts me off in the Walmart parking lot

after a guy in a tricked out jeep with rims like chrome pinwheels tries

to pick me up by honking, all before I make it past the automatic doors

waiting to accept my unwashed hair, my flip-flops, my lounge pants.

The old man on the scooter waves, sports a straw boater banded in blue & white,

and may or may not be the official greeter, but everyone here sure is friendly—

even the faces of plastic bags, which wink yellow and crinkle with kindness,

sound like applause when they brush the legs of shoppers carrying them

to their cars. In Port Charlotte, a woman’s body was found in a Jetta

in a Walmart Parking lot. In a Walmart parking lot in Springfield,

a macaque monkey named Charlie attacked an eight year-old girl.

I am a Walmart shopper, a tract-house dweller—the developments

you can see clearly from every highway in America that’s not jammed up

on farmland or pinned in by mountains. I park my car at a slant in the lot,

hugged tight by my neighbors’ pickups. I drive my enormous cart

through the aisles and fill it with Pampers, tube socks, juice boxes, fruit.

In the parking lot of the McAllen Walmart, a woman tried to sell six

Bengal Tiger cubs to a group of Mexican day laborers. A man carjacked

a woman in the parking lot of the West Mifflin Walmart, then ran

under a bridge and disappeared. Which is to say that the world

we expect to see looks hewn from wood, is maybe two lanes wide,

has readily identifiable produce, and the one we’ve got has jackknifed itself

on the side of the interstate and keeps skidding. The one we’ve got has clouds

traveling so fast across the sky it’s like they’re tied to an electric current.

But electricity is the same for everybody. It comes in the top of your head

and goes out your shoes, which will walk through these automatic doors.

In the Corbin Walmart parking lot a woman with a small amount of cash

was arrested for getting in and out of trucks. A man stepped out of his car

in the Columbus Walmart parking lot, and shot himself. I get in the checkout line

behind a lighted number on a pole. The man in front of me jangles coins

in his pocket, rocks back and forth on his heels. The girl in front of him

carefully peels four moist dimes from her palm to pay for a small container

of honey-mustard dipping sauce. In the parking lot of the LaFayette Walmart,

grandparents left their disabled 2 year-old grandson sitting in a shopping cart

and drove away. Employees in the parking lot at the La Grange Walmart

found a box containing seven abandoned kittens. I am not a Christian or

prone to idioms, but when the cashier says she is grateful for small mercies,

I nod in assent. Kyrie eleison, Christe eleison. The Latin root of mercy

means price paid, wages, merchandise, though now we use it as

compassion shown to a person in a position of powerlessness,

and sometimes forgiveness towards a person with no right

to claim it. God is merciful and gracious, but not just.

In the Walmart parking lot in Stockton, a man considered armed

and dangerous attacked his wife, beating her unconscious.

A couple tried to sell their 6-month-old for twenty-five bucks

to buy meth in the Salinas Walmart parking lot. We who are in danger,

remember: mercy has a human heart. Mercy with her tender mitigations,

slow to anger and great in lovingkindness, with her blue employee’s smock

emblazoned with How may I help you? Someone in this place have mercy on us.

[ox-imagines]

❤️💚🩵🌙🧟‍♀️🍐 🖊 🌹

❤️ how tall I am: 5'5"

💚 where I'm from: the US! I've lived in several states but I'm currently in South Carolina for school!

🩵 pets: yes!!!!! I have one cat with me at school, a 2-year-old cream tabby named Leopold, and at home we have four more cats, four dogs, two goats, and a pony!

🌙zodiac: i don't know zodiac stuff as far as the sun + moon + rising stuff lol but I do know my general one or wtv is a Capricorn! Fun fact: I love the Chinese zodiac and have since I was young, I'm a Monkey!

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that's happened to me: last August I got hit by a semi on an interstate I drove on several times a week.

🍐 if I could make one character real, who would it be: oh. oh no. non-tdb it would probably have to be kakyoin(jojo). For tdb I'm inclined to say Tohma but personality-wise it might be risky, so probably Zenji because ik he'd be a good time no matter what and less of a risk of me getting my feelings hurt lol!

🖊 character i don't like writing for: probably ritsu. I can understand why others like him but I just can't 😭 maybe the new chapter will change my mind

🌹 favorite kink to write: hm. I've only really written smut twice and one is unpublished and neither are rly kinky, maybe in theory bondage ?

[easypeasylindyvesey]

here are all the songs on my ITISWNK playlist that y'all can listen to while reading to kinda fit the vibe (if you wish). artists are listed on the left, corresponding songs are listed on the right :)

the 1975: about you, love it if we made it

6LACK: rent free

adele: someone like you, when we were young, all i ask

aidan bissett: more than friends

alicia keys: if i ain't got you

angus & julia stone: take me home

arctic monkeys: i wanna be yours

ariana grande: boyfriend (with social house), be alright, into you, leave me lonely, sometimes, thinking bout you, don't wanna break up again, the boy is mine, we can't be friends (wait for your love), imperfect for you, ordinary things, why try, just a little bit of your heart, safety net, pov, better off, goodnight n go, bad idea, ghostin

aron wright: build it better

berlin: take my breath away

between friends: affection

beyoncé: II most wanted

big time rush: nothing even matters

billie eilish: birds of a feather, i love you

billy joel: turn the lights back on

blackbear: dead inside

børns: electric love, american money

brent faiyaz: wasting time

briston maroney: freakin out on the interstate

bruno mars/silk sonic: leave the door open, after last night, put on a smile, love's train

bryan adams: (everything i do) i do it for you

cage the elephant: come a little closer

calum scott: you are the reason

camila cabello: my oh my, bad kind of butterflies, dream of you

the chainsmokers: closer, it won't kill ya, beach house, if you're serious

chance peña: in my room

chicago: hard to say i'm sorry (2009 remaster)

chris brown: forever

the cinematic orchestra: to build a home

coin: talk too much

coldplay: sparks, yellow, fix you

conan gray: forever with me, disaster, yours, memories

the cranberries: dreams

dave matthews band: crash into me (IYKYK)

dayglow: can i call you tonight?

disclosure: latch

doja cat: agora hills

don toliver: drugs n hella melodies

drake: yebba's heartbreak, imy2, hours in silence, i guess it's fuck me, flight's booked, teenage fever, lose you, from time, summer games, finesse, sooner than later, take care, doing it wrong, the real her, show me a good time, find your heart

dua lipa: break my heart, these walls

duster: stars will fall

dvsn: all that matters (spotify singles)

dylan conrique: birthday cake

eden: sex

ed sheeran: how would you feel (paean)

ellie goulding: close to me, something in the way you move, love me like you do

faye webster: i know you

fitz and the tantrums: out of my league

forest blakk: if you love her

frank ocean: godspeed

french montana: unforgettable

gabrielle aplin: skylight

gavin degraw: she sets the city on fire

gayle: ur just horny

(g)i-dle: i do

giveon: for tonight

gracie abrams: friend, feels like

greyson chance: shut up

grouplove: tongue tied

halsey: now or never, sorry, so good

hannah montana: he could be the one

harry styles: adore you, fine line, grapejuice, as it was, daylight, satellite, meet me in the hallway, two ghosts

hippo campus: way it goes

hoobastank: the reason

hozier: work song, cherry wine- live

hugo brijs: mol y sol

imagine dragons: next to me, start over, wrecked, bad liar

instupendo: comfort chain

james arthur: certain things, car's outside

james bay: wasted on each other

james blunt: you're beautiful

jensen mcrae: massachusetts

jeremy zucker: cozy

jess benko: a soulmate who wasn't meant to be

john de sohn: love you better

john legend: conversations in the dark

jonas brothers: hesitate, five more minutes

jp saxe: a little bit yours

justin bieber: as i am, off my face

jvke: golden hour

jxdn: beautiful boy

kanye west: heartless, devil in a new dress, runaway

katy perry: e.t.

kendrick lamar: die hard

khalid: don't pretend, better

the kid laroi: love again

king princess: 1950

labrinth: skeletons (lexi needed a break)

lana del rey: summertime sadness, a&w, let the light in, lust for life, norman fucking rockwell

lany: if this is the last time

lifehouse: you and me

lil nas x: tales of dominica, void

lil peep: star shopping

little mix: notice

lizzo: if you love me

lizzy mcalpine: ceilings, the elevator, come down soon, like it tends to do, staying, i guess, you forced me to, vortex

lord huron: the night we met

louis tomlinson: written all over your face, lucky again, chicago, angels fly, that's the way love goes

lovelytheband: i should be happy

luke hemmings: place in me, a beautiful dream

the lumineers: where we are, never really mine, just like heaven, sleep on the floor, my eyes, patience, white lie, donna, salt and the sea, slow it down, morning song

m83: wait

maren morris: nervous

the marías: echo

maroon 5: stutter, never gonna leave this bed, if i ain't got you - live, bet my heart, it was always you, unkiss me, feelings, my heart is open

max: butterflies

***mazzy star: fade into you*** (this is the song that the fic is based off of!!!)

metro boomin: creepin'

miley cyrus: you - live, rose colored lenses, river

milky chance: stolen dance

mitski: my love mine all mine

monsume: jade

montell fish: fall in love with you., love you more than me

morgan wallen: wasted on you, not good at not, you proof, wine into water

the mowgli's: say it, just say it

muni long: time machine

nessa barrett: die first

ne-yo: let me love you (until you learn to love yourself)

nf: if you want love

niall horan: this town, put a little love on me, still, heaven, meltdown, must be love

nick jonas: close

noah kahan: stick season, come over, strawberry wine, everywhere, everything

ocean park standoff: if you were mine

olivia rodrigo: bad idea right?, logical, love is embarrassing, teenage dream, good 4 u, lacy

one direction: steal my girl, where do broken hearts go, fool's gold, spaces, infinity, end of the day, if i could fly, long way down, what a feeling, love you goodbye, temporary fix, a.m., home, kiss you, little things, they don't know about us, truly madly deeply, magic, what makes you beautiful, one thing, i want

parson james: stole the show

partynextdoor: come and see me

patrick watson: je te laisserai des mots

phillip phillips: dancing with your shadows

p!nk: true love

post malone: stay, take what you want, i know, leave, wrapped around your finger

preston pablo: flowers need rain

quinn xcii: let me down, good either way, the lows

rag'n'bone man: anywhere away from here

reneé rapp: in the kitchen

rihanna: stay

ruby haunt: answering machine

ruth b: dandelions (slowed + reverb)

ryan woods: bad texter

saint jhn: the best part of life

sam fischer: ready

sam smith: lay me down

sarah barrios: mourn the living

sarah kinsley: the king

sasha alex sloan: dancing with your ghost

selena gomez: a sweeter place

shawn mendes: it'll be okay, why, wonder

stephen dawes: don't hate me when it's over

stephen sanchez: until i found you (with em beihold)

strawberry guy: mrs magic

suki waterhouse: good looking

surfaces: falling again, find a way, hold onto me baby, so far away, stay

sydney rose: turning page

sza: awkward, snooze

taio cruz: break your heart

tate mcrae: that way, hate myself, go away, run for the hills, hurt my feelings, stay done, messier, think later, slower, you broke me first, wish i loved you in the 90s

taylor swift: out of the woods (TV), this love (TV), i know places (TV), wonderland (TV), you are in love (TV), "slut!" (TV) (FTV), say don't go (TV) (FTV), is it over now? (TV) (FTV), all of the girls you loved before, champagne problems, tolerate it, evermore, august, illicit affairs, invisible string, miss americana & the heartbreak prince, false god, afterglow, question...?, sweet nothing, bigger than the whole sky, would've, could've, should've, message in a bottle (TV) (FTV), dress, sparks fly (TV), the story of us (TV), enchanted (TV), electric touch (TV) (FTV), i can see you (TV) (FTV), fortnight, loml, the alchemy, you're losing me (FTV), fresh out the slammer, dancing with our hands tied, new year’s day, you’re not sorry (TV), you all over me (TV) (FTV)

teddy swims: evergreen

timaland: the way i are

troye sivan: angel baby, talk me down, for him., wild

the walters: i love you so

the weeknd: shameless, earned it, how do i make you love me?, out of time, here we go...again, best friends, don't break my heart, the knowing

whitney houston: i will always love you, i wanna dance with somebody

wrabel: ritual

yungblud: 11 minutes

zach bryan: i remember everything, spotless

zayn: dusk till dawn

**updated 6/23/2024

[icy-watch]

That's the back of his hair, not his six ears 😔 Most we're getting on that front are the little hints, like his sensitive hearing, the monkey mech, and his weird af timing and foreshadowing eps.

In regard to this post.

Intersting

[spacefinch]

Dorothy Ann: I was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine. The book titles: Monkeys on the Interstate Iguanas In Your Home All My Patients Kick and Bite Wild Animals I Have Known

[yourreddancer]

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Tell Congress to Pass the Captive Primate Safety Act

UPDATE (5/5/25): The Captive Primate Safety Act has been reintroduced in Congress by Reps. Mike Quigley (D-IL), Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA), Julia Brownley (D-CA), and Nancy Mace (R-SC) in the House of Representatives, and by Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) in the Senate. Its new bill numbers are H.R. 3199 and S. 1594.

In nearly half of all U.S. states, some form of private ownership of primates as pets is still allowed. The dark and dangerous world of the primate pet trade in America was thrust into the spotlight in 2024 with the release of the shocking documentary Chimp Crazy. The film tells the unbelievable story of one chimpanzee caught in this disturbing subculture and exposes the misguided, and at times criminal, nature of the industry. Despite a patchwork of permitting laws across the country, there are no federal protections in place to prevent the kind of egregious abuse depicted in Chimp Crazy.

Primates kept as pets across the United States are frequently sold away from their mothers by inhumane breeders when they are far too young, causing lasting trauma to both the mothers and babies caught up in this cruel and unethical trade. These highly intelligent, emotionally complex animals often suffer from inadequate diets, inappropriate living conditions, and extreme psychological stress from being kept isolated from other members of their species. Human homes are not designed to meet the physiological needs of non-human primates, who require large natural habitats with access to the outdoors, including trees, climbing perches, and other enrichment materials.

Keeping chimpanzees and other primates in human homes, forcing them to wear human clothing, and feeding them an unhealthy human diet of sugary soda and fast food is abusive and irresponsible behavior that is far too common in the world of exotic pet ownership.

Chimpanzees and other large primates are also incredibly dangerous animals to keep as pets. Once fully grown, they are extremely strong, and the stress of being kept as pets can cause them to lash out, endangering the lives of humans in their vicinity. In the past 30 years, there have been at least 300 cases of people being injured by non-human primates kept in private captivity.

Thankfully, members of the United States Congress are working on legislation to crack down on the abusive primate pet trade. The Captive Primate Safety Act would stop the private possession of these animals by prohibiting private ownership and interstate or foreign commerce of non-human primates. The Act defines ‘prohibited primate species’ as any live species of non-human primate, including species of chimpanzee, galago, gibbon, gorilla, lemur, loris, monkey, orangutan, tarsier, or any hybrid of such species.

Now that Chimp Crazy has exposed the disturbing realities of the primate pet trade, it’s time for our lawmakers to act and push this crucial legislation forward.

[dilfza-discourse]

Image ID: First image is a photo of four different books of various colors and sizes. The books have been stacked on top of each other, and the titles on their spines have been arranged so they can read as four lines in a text or poem. The titles consecutively read: "Monkeys on the interstate", "Iguanas In Your Home", "All My Patients Kick And Bite", and "Wild Animals I Have Known."

The second image is a screenshot of tumblr tags by user "desruc". Their first tag reads "ohh probably hundereds have already mentioned this but that is called 'spine poetry.'" The next says 'in finland we call it 'pinoruno' and public libraries tend to post them on social media often." End ID.

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

[dumbthink]

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@maldonadonco ... okay three more which means three more random songs from nadine's playlist

do me a favour, arctic monkeys. i've loved this song for such a long time, and one thing i really love about it is the ominous depressing vibe that it has, casting a dark tone on the whole story without being too in your face about it. it has this mix of sadness and heartbrokenness with this hint of anger... as well as almost a bit of confusion, as if the singer believes this is destined but doesn't know why. i dunno, all of that just screams nadine. these mix of feelings that are murky to navigate through, as well as this acceptance that maybe, relationship wise, they are doomed. asking someone to give them anything aside from questions because they cannot answer it. they want attention, but not to offer anything back. i dunno.

freakin' out on the interstate, briston maroney. this is actually a more recent addition to the playlist! i like the almost strained way the vocals sound, almost forced out without quite yelling. something about the way that they do that makes me think of nadine. and then there's the actual content of the song, which (to me) reads as being stuck in this state of freaking out without being able to trace it, so much so that it becomes this state of being. apologize for not being yourself, even though maybe this is yourself. i really like the line never feeling like i'm all the way home, because it specifically outlines this idea that nadine has. no home they've ever had really feels entirely like home, even if it hypothetically should. why aren't the connections working the way they're supposed to?

suburban home, descendants. i love having punk music on nadine's playlist what can i say. there is no deep analysis to be had on this song, it's just a punk song complaining about people who are happy to just fit in with society and ask no questions. this is the kind of song i can see nadine screaming the lyrics to, because finally someone in the world gets them. it also is just a very good song and fits their worldview sooooo well.

[nursingwriter]

¶ … Infectious Diseases: Human Monkeypox Monkeypox is an uncommon viral illness that takes place typically in middle and western Africa. It is known as monkeypox since it was first discovered in 1958 in lab monkeys. Blood examinations of animals in Africa later established that other kinds of animals most likely had monkeypox. Scientists also discovered the virus that leads to monkeypox in an African squirrel. These kinds of squirrels might be the ordinary congregation for the disease, but rats, mice, and rabbits can get monkeypox, as well. Monkeypox was found in people for the first time in 1970 (What You Should Know about Monkeypox, 2008). In early June 2003, monkeypox was reported in the midst of numerous people in the United States. The majority of these people got ill after coming into contact with pet prairie dogs that were ill with monkeypox. This is the primary instance that there has been an eruption of monkeypox in the United States. The illness occurs because of the Monkeypox virus. It belongs to a collection of diseases that comprises the smallpox virus (What You Should Know about Monkeypox, 2008). In humans, the indications and symptoms of monkeypox are comparable to those of smallpox, but more often than not they are less. An additional variation is that monkeypox makes the lymph nodes to swell up. About twelve days after being contaminated with the virus, a person will get a muscle aches, fever, headache and backache. Their lymph nodes will swell and they will feel drained. One to three days after the fever begins, a person will get a rash. This rash turns into elevated bumps packed with liquid and often begins on the face and spreads, but it can begin on other areas of the body as well. The bumps go throughout numerous stages before they get hard, scab over, and go away. The sickness typically sticks around for two to four weeks (What You Should Know about Monkeypox, 2008). Man is vulnerable to a variety of poxvirus infections, but only two of these, smallpox and human monkeypox, frequently produce an acute systemic infection with an extensive rash. Human monkeypox can be distinguished from smallpox only by the development of the virus or the presentation of a virus-specific serological test with convalescent serum (Chapter 29: Human Monkeypox and other Poxvirus Infections of Man, n.d). People can acquire monkeypox from a creature with monkeypox if they are bitten or if they handle the creature's blood, body liquids, or its rash. The illness also can go from person to person by way of big drops throughout long periods of in person contact or by touching body liquids of a sick person (What You Should Know about Monkeypox, 2008). There is no precise cure for monkeypox. In Africa, people who acquired the smallpox vaccine in the past had a lower danger of monkeypox. The CDC has put out guidelines setting down when the smallpox vaccine should be used in order to guard against monkeypox (What You Should Know about Monkeypox, 2008). Jointly with the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration, the CDC is taking part in an assortment of behaviors to stop further spread of monkeypox and discover the source of the occurrence. They have deployed groups of medical officers, epidemiologists, and other professionals to aid with the examination, carried out widespread laboratory examination on examples from humans and animals believed to have been open to the elements to monkeypox, issued provisional U.S. case descriptions for human monkeypox and for animal monkeypox, issue temporary rules on infection control and disclosure management for patients in the health care and community surroundings, issued a direct restriction and exclusion on the importation, interstate carrying, sale, and discharge into the surroundings of particular rodents and prairie dogs (Questions and Answers about Monkeypox, 2008). References Chapter 29: Human Monkeypox and other Poxvirus Infections of Man. (n.d). Retrieved October 25, 2010, from Web site: http://whqlibdoc.who.int/smallpox/9241561106_chp29.pdf Questions and Answers about Monkeypox. (2008). Retrieved October 25, 2010, from CDC Web site: http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/monkeypox/qa.htm What You Should Know About Monkeypox. (2008). Retrieved October 25, 2010, from CDC Web site: http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/monkeypox/factsheet2.htm Read the full article

[01zfan]

SERIEZ MASTERLIST: ROCK THE HOUSE!

about riize and the trials and tribulations of being in a band and/or being attached to one.

common themes: loss of innocence, toxic relationships, and drug use. specific content warnings will be tagged on each writing.

🎧: the type of music their band makes

FEATURING . . . . . .

SHOTARO OSAKI as the BASSIST of THE KNOTCUTIES

🎧: Punk Girls by The Headcoatees

you have been told you're not cute your whole life. too confrontational, too crass, too scary. on the other side there's shotaro, who has been told he's cute one too many times. maybe opposites do attract . . . . . .

bassist!shotaro x bad girl!reader |

SONG EUNSEOK as the DRUMMER of DOVE KILLERS

🎧: Point blank by Nailbomb

when you find yourself talking to the law you're forced to reminisce how you got there and if you have any innocence left to get you out . . . . . .

drummer!eunseok x good girl!reader |

JUNG SUNGCHAN as the RAPPER of BAMBI

🎧: Nowhere (feat. The Kickdrums) by DUCKWRTH

innocent and non-assuming, sungchan’s cardinal sin was letting people in too quickly. what will he do when he’s face to face with someone who knows him too well . . . . . .

rapper!sungchan x stalker!reader | 10k words

PARK WONBIN as the GUITARIST of HALYCON

🎧: Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino by Arctic Monkeys

an up and coming indie duo are interviewed for what seems like the last time. even though they’re shrouded in mystery their complicated history and rise to fame becomes more and more exposed . . . . . .

guitarist!wonbin x bassist!reader | 13k words

LEE SOHEE as the VOCALIST of DRAGON TEETH

🎧: Welcome Interstate Managers by Fountains of Wayne

dingy dive bars in the abysmal northeast is one place to get discovered or make a quick buck. sohee ends up finding out you can get something else there as well . . . . . .

vocalist!sohee x bartender!reader | 13.8k words

LEE ANTON as the PRODUCER of VENUSIAN

🎧: Nobody Is Listening by ZAYN

a musical prodigy without a creative bone in his body. at the risk of becoming a one hit wonder anton looks up to venus as a last ditch resort. as if on cue inspiration falls from the sky . . . . . .

musician!anton x alien!reader | 10k words

[mantidbasil]

well well well… i just so happen to have a sniper tf2 playlist… heh… of course it needs some refining, but for the most part i’m happy with it !! ill link it + list all the songs ^__^

London Calling (Remastered) - The Clash

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell

Farewell Ride - Beck

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones

Song 2 (2012 Remaster) - Blur

The Highwayman - Over The Garden Wall

The Calm - Valve

No Heaven - Champion

All Along the Watchtower - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Paper Planes - M.I.A

Down Under - Men At Work

Rooster - Alice In Chains

Would? - Alice In Chains

House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

Black - Pearl Jam

Jeremy - Pearl Jam

Loser - Beck

Comedown (Remastered) - Bush

When Doves Cry - Prince

Pictures of Matchstick Men - Status Quo

Killer Queen (Remastered 2011) - Queen

Creep (2017 Remaster) - Stone Temple Pilots

Hot Patootie / Bless My Soul - Meat Loaf

Big Iron - Marty Robbins

Wherever I May Roam - Metallica

White Room - Cream

Plush - Stone Temple Pilots

Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart

Wild Side - Mötley Crüe

40’ - Franz Ferdinand

Lent - Autoheart

Crash of Worlds - Rocco DeLuca

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac

Livin’ la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin

Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots

Alive - Pearl Jam

Even Flow - Pearl Jam

Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys

You’re Dead - Norma Tanega

Creepin’ Up the Backstairs - The Fratellis

How You Like Me Now - The Heavy

E-Pro - Beck

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Green Onions - Booker T. & The M.G.’s

Magnum Force - John Cameron

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work

Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash

Punisha - Amyl and The Sniffers

HELLO

u guys should give me ur sniper songs I thinks......

i need more sniper coded songs

[wack-ashimself]

Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road is a weird movie...

because I have no idea its' message.

Devil-like genie grants monkey paw like wishes when a guy asks for an answer to his life.

Sends him on bizarre adventures, leading up to meeting the woman of his dreams...

but he had a GREAT girlfriend that he had no major complaints about.

WTF is the message? It's okay to cheat if you dreamt about a girl? Like....I dunno who this was for. I think the writer wrote this after cheating on his wife...

It was fun and all. Kind of like smashing 5 different episodes of the twilight zone together. But....I do not understand what it was trying to say, in any form...

[aletheapierce]

cause i took a picture of that smile and stuck it in my heart i don’t know too much about you but of what i do so far there’s nothing not to love about you darlin’ [ xx ]

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