#moopy ask

[anonyippee]

I need to be interacted with like a tamogachi by my beloved tumblr mutuals please talk to me bap bap bap

/silly

and i need more rochas313 content but we can’t always have everything we want

i’mjoking i’m joking

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Perhaps Reader and Zach have just started dating, it is fairly new. They are in the park playing fotball (she sucks at it) and Zach accidently kicks the ball in her face and she gets a concussion. Through out the ordeal of taking her to his car, taking her home, getting her to bed etc, he is very off, a bit moopy and sad, thinking he has fucked up his chance of dating her because he hurt her

accidents happen

warnings: concussions, injury, non-sexual nudity (like in a domestic, getting dressed kinda way), a lil bit of angst but mostly fluff + comfort.

a/n: this is so cute

MASTERLIST

“I knew there was a reason you brought that ball.” You joked when he suggested the idea, him smiling at your reply.

“You just know me so well.”

“I do.” You nodded, giving him a kiss on his cheek before he walked backwards, ball in his hands. “Go easy on me!”

He saluted you, both of you laughing while he dropped the ball to his feet, kicking it up into the air multiple times, then juggling it with his knees.

“You’re just showing off now!” You shouted from across the grass, him looking up at you and smiling with a small shrug, before grabbing it with his hands, and finally kicking it over to you.

You smiled, attempting to kick it back but failing miserably, only kicking it a few feet in front of you, before you sighed in embarrassment. Maybe football wasn’t your thing.

Zach didn’t laugh at you, instead, he told you to keep kicking it till you made it over to him. You did so, and he had it in moments. He held his hand out for you to high five, you holding out your hand and the both of you laughing.

“Not the worst I’ve seen.” He shrugged, you rolling your eyes.

“I never said I would be good.”

You walked back over to where you were before, and he smiled, waiting until you were ready to kick it over to you.

He hasn’t meant to exactly kick it as high up as he had, but as soon as he noticed, his eyes went wide.

He had regretted the kick as soon as he saw it fly into the air and your smile fade as soon as you saw it flying straight towards your face. You began to held out your hands to catch it, but before you could, the ball collided with your face in an instant.

“Shit.” He mumbled, bolting over to you when you hit the ground with a groan. He ignored the ball rolling away, his only focus on you now.

He kneeled down, seeing the way your eyes were fluttering open and closed, him staring down at you, his hand running through his hair as he looked around the park for someone to help. “Shit.” He repeated louder this time, grabbing out his phone to start dialing 911.

He grabbed your hand, beginning to talk to the dispatcher.

“Zach?” You murmured, your eyesight blurry and confused as to where you were for a moment.

“Hey, hey, baby. I’m here, I’m here. You’re okay.”

“What happened?” You asked him with a quiet voice, attempting to sit up before he told you to lay back down.

“Uhm- just stay there, sweetheart.” He told you, you listening with furrowed eyebrows.

“Just… no, no, she’s not bleeding.” He spoke on the phone, checking the back of your head and your forehead, you furrowing your eyebrows.

“Yes. Thank you.” He sighed out, you looking at him with confusion on your face.

The dispatcher told him to stay on the phone, so he put it on speaker while he helped you sit up again, you wrapping your arms around him, taking him aback.

He let you wrap your arms around his body, leaning into his shoulder, until the ambulance came by.

They came up to the both of you, truck not too far away, parked on the side street.

“Hey,” Zach nodded to the woman, who looked down at him. Zach slowly moved, peeling you off from him, and watching as they asked you multiple questions, feeling around your head, and your neck.

Zach watched nervously, biting his fingernails while he watched.

“Does it hurt when I push?” She asked you, to which you nodded.

“Do you know what park you’re at?” She asked, you glancing around, looking at Zach. You nodded again, saying the name of the park. “Do you remember what you were doing before you got hit?”

You still stared at Zach, nodding again. “I think… I was playing soccer? I don’t remember that well.”

Zach nodded at you, sighing in relief that at least you didn’t have memory loss.

“How are you feeling right now?”

“My head really hurts… and I feel a little dizzy.”

“Do you think you’d be able to stand up and walk to my truck?”

“Yeah… I think so.” You told her, she smiled and held her hands out, helping you stand up and walk, Zach following right behind.

They made you fill out a list of symptoms, even more questions and tests, questioning your boyfriend as well to know what happened.

Finally, after what felt like forever, you both were done and you were cleared to go with Zach.

“So, she has a mild concussion at the moment.” The woman explained, him swallowing and nodding, listening to her explain. He felt terrible, and he wanted nothing more than to reverse it.

“Now, it doesn’t look like her symptoms are severe, so as long as they aren’t persistent, and last longer than usual, she should be okay. Just make sure she takes it easy and rests. And if anything gets worse, make sure to take her to the emergency room.”

He nodded, watching you walk up to him, and get closer to him, tiredness visible in all your features.

The ambulance drove away, him sighing and cupping your face in his hands.

“I am so… fucking sorry, baby. I didn’t mean to do that. Like at all-“

You didn’t reply, just giving him a small smile, him giving you another fake one, putting his hand on the small of your back, guiding you into the passenger seat.

He stood outside for a moment, pinching the bridge of his nose, annoyed and frustrated with himself. His leg bounced while he drove, the silence in the car slowly killing him. He glanced back at you every once in a while, making sure you were okay, that you were still breathing.

Once he pulled up to his house, he got out and opened the passenger door for you, you staring at him with a dazed smile on your face. He held his hand out for you, helping you out of the car and onto the pavement.

“Are your parents home?” You asked him, him furrowing an eyebrow.

“Out on some vacation.” He replied, pulling out his keys and opening the front door.

“Do you want something to eat? Or drink?” He asked you while kneeling down in front of you to untie your shoes.

“I guess.” You replied, although you wanted to go to sleep, you were hungry after the exhausting day. “Can I get like a tylenol too? My heads killing me.” You mumbled the last part, your hands massaging your temples.

He went into the kitchen, making you the quickest meal he could think of while you sat in his bed.

As he grabbed the tylenol, he swallowed, sighing to himself as he poured two out of the container. He was the cause of it, he was the reason you felt like shit. He was never gonna stop beating himself up over this.

He went into the room, handing the bowl, and a water bottle to you as well as the two pills.

You gave him a small smile, “thank you.” You told him quietly, before beginning to eat. He nodded, giving you a smile back before going into his drawers, searching through his clothes to find something you could wear.

He ended up just giving you a pair of his boxer shorts, as well as a baggy white shirt. After, you stood up to get changed.

Despite saying you didn’t need it, he helped you get dressed anyways. The whole thing felt so… weirdly intimate. It felt domestic.

Zach’s mind continued to wander, thinking about how he was such an idiot, how you probably hated him while you thought of how amazing he was, how he was the sweetest man you think you’ve ever been with.

The both of you got underneath the covers, him staring up at the ceiling while you stared at him with your head slightly tilted to the side, a frown on your face.

“What’re you thinking about?” You asked him quietly, him turning to face you, shaking his head.

“Nothing.”

You raised your eyebrows at him.

“I’m serious. I’m fine. Go to sleep, don’t worry about me.” He mumbled.

“No you’re not, you’ve been off the entire day today.”

“I’m sorry. I just… it’s not you. I just feel bad. And I feel like shit, and I feel like I screwed everything up. But-“

“Zach, you didn’t screw anything up. It was an accident.”

“But- I gave you a concussion. I am the reason you feel like shit.”

“Yeah, you did. But it’s okay. I know you didn’t… mean to. Zach, you’re the sweetest boy I’ve ever met.”

He had a slight pout on his face, moving closer to you now, wrapping his arms around you, you moving your face into the crook of his neck.

“I love you. So much.” He murmured quietly. “I’m sorry.”

“I love you too. Goodnight.”

“Goodnight.” He replied, his mind finally at ease with your words.

[sunny1927]

So, where have I been?

It’s been.. quite a while aha! Just here to say that I’ve been sorta taking a break posting on tumblr lately because of motivation, my health, art block etc. And I suppose taking my time of it, working on your guy’s request (while also working on certain art stuff for family and work… yeah-)

Just thought I should say that cause I don’t want anyone to think that I left this blog or ignored any of your guys asks, and don’t really wanna disappoint anyone. (I’m just a slow artist aha.. plus being tired 24/7 doesn’t help as well), but thanks for your guys patient however! You guys are the best <:)

(In the meantime you guys shall take a ‘Moopy Mous’, except now he’s in timeout for being too silly wifnskfn-)

[zim-buggy]

Decided to give my parent au a big update because I absolutely hate it and want to make it better. So here's all I have for now. Drawing included btwwwww

The au takes place in a universe where dib never returned to Zim in the unaired/unfinished episode "moopiness of doom". Zim, after being in his house too long decides enough is enough. He's done sitting and waiting for dib to return to him. He decides it's time he man's up and does what he was meant to do. He tries. And he actually tries so hard to take over earth. But somehow someway his plans never work.. He after so many years decides his tallest need a call. But. The first thing they say. Leaves Zim crushed. They tell him it's over. They tell him about how his entire mission was only a plan to get him away and be someone else's problem. They emphasize him being defective. A full three hours of them just shitting on his hopes and dreams of trying to impress them. But through zims smiles and through his fake stupidity. He knows. He's known the entire time. Throughout the call Zim just smiles and listens. Holding back a single tear. Still trying to act tough when your favorite people are shit talking you. Telling you how worthless you are. He just.. Hangs up in the middle of the rant. He doesn't say anything. He doesn't move. He continues to smile while tears stream down his cheeks. GIR tries to help but Zim denies his kindness. Zim after 20 minutes of standing decides to leave them be. He goes out and gets a whole new wardrobe. He sees how the invader uniform is no longer fit for him. With his new outfit and personality he goes back to school. Only now it's high school. It's different. Everyone is different. While Zim never really changed... Tho one day.. He notices dib. He's grown in popularity. Of course that's because of him not being the "insane boy" anymore. Zim constantly gets ignored. Tossed away. He's had it. He ignores dib and tries to make friends. Actual friends. He does however get involved with HIM (Erick from the original story) After a while of self Discovery now knowing his sexual orientation. But he quickly realizes he's being manipulated. That shits shut down real quick. Now for dib. He's grown to be a smart handsome man. And even while working with his father he still can't help but feel empty. He knows what he's done for all these years isn't something he wants to do forever. But to make his dad proud and for people not to see him as a loser anymore. He does what he has to. He doesn't have time for Zim. He doesn't have time for relationships. However he does get with a girl out of pitty. She didn't mean much to him but catching her cheat did leave a massive scar. And while he was down he tried not to show it. But Zim saw. He noticed. He didn't wish to get involved. But he did. Zim just asks him if he's okay. Dib FINALLY acknowledging Zim after so many years. All he does is nod. Nod and walk away. Zim now makes it a routine to check on dib every now and then. Just asking the simple question. Dib likes someone finally asking how he's doing and sometimes tries to spark conversation with Zim.

As time goes by they finally grow close again. They share moments together away from everyone else. They have their own spot on a hill where they can look down at the city and watch the stars or sunsets. One night thing get romantic. They start talking about personal things. Dib confesses he HATES working with his dad. And Zim tells dib everything with the tallest. They share a heartfelt moment, trying to comfort each other the best they knew how. After a while they laugh an joke around. Everything leading to them sharing a kiss. A kiss that felt like it lasted for hours. Neither wanted to pull away.

This continued up until Senior year. In the same spot dib would ask Zim to prom. In the same spot they would share their first "intimate" moment. In the same spot Zim would confess to both being pregnant then losing the baby.. Even with all the sadness they still managed to make light of such a grim situation.. Tho everything went to shit when undercover cops around the area became suspicious of Zim. The military were the ones who had stopped zims plans all that time ago. Now that it's stopped they now see the strange green kid that was missing for that time now make an appearance. Th one time Zim had his disguise off while in him and dibs special spot.. The one place he felt safe. A bunch of cops come from bushes. Behind the one tree with a heart around the letters "D+Z" engraved into with a knife. Zim was grabbed and muzzled. His pak now getting shut with special equipment... Dib was taken by handcuffs to be questioned. However he was eventually let go. Zim on the other hand was kept for experiments. Now with an upcoming war, zims body was seen as useful. However they didn't want to replicate irken tech for humans. So they threw him into war and forced him to fight. He spent 8 years trapped in that hell. He was at some point taken prisoner. But got out of it real quick. He got caught in an explosion, getting his leg blown off. He was set on fire and now the light patches of skin on his body are scars from his burns. His eye was ripped out from physical combat. His pak getting damn near broken into pieces. Tho he still managed to live and eventually get back home.

Once Zim gets back from the war he surprises dib who thought he had died. And the very next day they moved in together. They had decided over time they didn't want children now. And they were both cool with it. Until their wedding. Dib had thought about it and wanted to be a father. But couldn't tell Zim he knew the answer and didn't wanna test zims patience. When the wedding was over, and they got home they almost immediately got to business. They didn't want a honeymoon nor a big wedding. They both just wanted to go home drunk and watch movies. However their drunk wedding night resulted in a positive pregnancy test about three months later. While dib was ecstatic Zim was.. Terrified. The last time this happened it ended in a miscarriage.. A miscarriage he himself induced on accident. But it was too late. Zim didn't want an abortion. So he just mans up and deals with it. But of course as time goes by he is having the WORST time of his life. And once their first six were born he warned dib no more. Six was already enough to deal with. And knowing now he'll give birth to a regular irken litter it's likely to happen again. And it does. Zim is PISSED with the second pregnancy. He tries to get rid of it but dib stop him. They get into an argument and of course nobody wins. However Zim decides to have the kids. But it happens again. This time Zim can't take it anymore. He ISN'T giving birth to another litter. He begins secretly drinking and trying to sabotage his pregnancy. But nope. When the time comes its just twins. They're both relieved. Zim gets way too attached to the twins and spoils them insanely. The other 12 are fine with it. But are a bit jealous. Dib now rethinking his entire life choices. I mean he could've used condoms to prevent this. But no. "The pull out method always works" then forgets to pull out. Oh well.

But that's all I have for now... Here's them when they're younger

[demonstars]

When Dream asks him when did he learn that Gekrge just laughs at him bc he's so silly and he loves when Dream is stupid jealous. Hope George has cupped Dream's pouting face before and shook him around

EXACTLYYYYYYYY. dream would be moopy about it but also aware he's being ridiculous and george would be eating it up because dream is so cute when he's jealous

[simp999]

You want Medic asks? I got ‘em! (Also hi)

Perhaps a reader that wears long sleeves all the time wears short sleeves, revealing a bunch of scars? Medic gets a little freaked out and the reader has to calm him down and tell him that no, they aren’t self harm scars, and then excitedly tells Medic the stories of how they got their scars.

(Have a nice day Meg friend :))

Scars - They're not what you think.

Medic x Reader Drabble

Wc: 240

Theme: Fluff

Taglist: @electro-omen @skeleton-stomper-xoxo @pillow-14 @moopy-milk @emotionallyunwellmedic

Masterlist

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Lutz' stomach dropped when he saw you roll up your sleeves. He immediately had that pit in his stomach, struggling over his words when he tried to ask if those scars were scars crafted by yourself. You hurriedly had to explain to him that no, they weren't;

"See? This one I got when I fell off my bike,"

You trailed your finger over to another one, closer to your fingers,

"This one was when I cut myself trying to make a clay figure."

You ran your fingers through his hair to calm him down, and he offered you a gentle squeeze.

"You nearly gave me a heart attack, Liebchen!"

He sighs out as he examines your scars, gently tracing over them with a gentle finger. You must have been awfully clumsy to receive al of these, he thought. Either way, he brings your arm up to kiss your scars, tugging you closer to him to get to some of the ones that are higher up. Eventually, you're hugging him with the closed distance. He combed his fingers through your hair, admiring you.

"I think your scars are pretty, mein Kleiner Engel."

You couldn't tell if he was going to follow that up by asking if he could perform surgery on you or not, but you loved him all the same.

Archimedes came to nestle into your shoulder while you leaned into Lutz, him offering you a short, sweet kiss on the crown of your head.

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Mar.29.24

[maddiemuu]

1, 3, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19 & 20 for ruth and/or nicole?

WAOWWW THAT'S SO MANY... THANK YOU!! i am gonna put them under a cut so i don't absolutely obliterate the dashboard of the ppl who follow me LOL

here is the ask game!

ruth

aaa ok so ruth hasn't actually existed in her current form for super long... she was definitely more nebulous to me than nicole for a long time. so there r sort of two answers to this. initially, ruth didn't exist at all in nicole's story- nicole was much less isolated there, and actually interacted with the rest of the town and her parents on "screen" (aka. in the stories i told myself with her in my head). initially, it was just about her going home and finding that the people there had established some weird and sort of fucked up new religion. but from there i decided they should be worshipping SOMETHING and so i came up with ruth! she was always nicole's childhood friend/crush/whatever/nightmare situationship but originally the ruth in the story WAS the same person as said friend. eventually i just decided it would be more interesting if she was something Different. i like stories about locations that just seem to have had something Wrong with them from the very start- stuff like the land the house (house) on ash tree lane is built on in house of leaves or the town in uzumaki. ruth is sort of like if that concept was a fully sentient, distinct being.

3. appearance but like. ruth 1.0's appearance. i omitted her face for thematic + tonal purposes and from there i just eventually made a design that didn't have one at all! ruth CAN have a face but i don't think i could draw it as scary as it is in my head LOL. so i only ever draw it in parts. the best way i can describe the way i think of it is like. you know how some stop motion doll faces ALMOST look like people if they're made in the right style and have the right lighting?? (what i'm specifically thinking of is like. the stop motion from The Cat With Hands, which is a very good and scary short horror film if you haven't already seen it). she looks sort of like that. she doesn't like to have a face anyways, because nicole doesn't remember ruth 1.0's face well enough. whenever ruth tries to have her face, no matter how good it looks, nicole can tell the details are wrong, but not WHY, so ruth can't fix it. it makes her really mad.

7. i like her weird drippy "face"! and also when i draw her big scary eyes. a lot of it is just aesthetic- i really like drawing things that are dripping, and the eye shapes are super fun to draw.

8. a lot of it was created as a direct response to nicole's personality! i wanted a solid foil for her. more than anything, ruth is much more assertive than nicole- even to an extent that can be considered cruel. she's easy to frustrate and lashes out just as easily. i wouldn't say i'm super similar to either ruth or nicole, but they both have personalities stemming from qualities of mine. i think on the ruth-nicole spectrum, i'm more of a ruth, though.

11. hmm! i think junji ito's character tomie is similar in some ways. not intentional, though i did read junji ito's work with the voraciousness of someone who had trapped inside a cave with no entertainment for months, so tomie's probably in the inspiration soup somewhere. rose quartz from steven universe too now that i think about it. her line about not being able to act like a "real person" because she /isn't one/ has really stuck with me since that episode first aired. that sort of sentiment is definitely a big part of ruth. uhhh what else... the moopies from the phoenix by osamu tezuka!!! especially tamami from the "future" volume of the series. this idea of an inhuman alien CHOOSING to look like a human being and it becoming so fundamental to her identity... that's more of an intentional influence. also. as much as i loathe to admit it. pon-chan from guru guru pon chan. a truly haunting (to me) shoujo romance manga about a dog who has a magic slash incredibly technologically advanced bone charm that can transform her into a human girl! but she still has a dog brain! she is still a dog!!! the manga never lets you forget this! i think a lot of the darker implications of her character were unintentional, but people also still TREAT her like a dog for the most part. she is simultaneously forced into human society and sheltered from it, leaving her in a really tragic limbo where she's barred from full autonomy and full personhood, even. i am sincerely compelled by her, for better or for worse. ALSO. quick lightning round: hal 9000 (2001: a space odyssey), the house from anatomy by kitty horrorshow, both hill house and theodora from the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson (one of my very favorite books!), the thing from the thing, and the cenobites from hellraiser/the hellbound heart by clive barker

12. i DO have a playlist! you can find it here! (cw for the first song, "holy" by the golden palominos- the song describes a character with disordered eating patterns in some significant detail). i'll also list a few extra songs that AREN'T on the playlist for one reason or another:

-i got heaven by mannequin pussy (close, but not quiiiite the vibe. still! close!)

-yeah yeah by cyndi lauper

-sat in your lap by kate bush

-once i flew by white town

-woodpecker no. 1 by merzbow (this one is very loud. it is noise music and sounds like very loud, discordant static and screeching noises, in case anyone reading this is not familiar with merzbow. please be extra cautious if you are wearing headphones. i find his work to be pretty soothing but i'm sure it makes a lot of other people feel very tense. also, warning for eyestrain with the album cover.)

-last lion of albion by neko case

13. sssort of...? not the kind of thing i could link a 1:1 video for unfortunately. there are two ideas i think of for her voice. one is when my laptop speakers get sort of muffled/blocked somehow, and it creates a weird echo-ish effect to the voice of whatever youtuber i'm watching at the time. the other is... once again, from the thing! hooray for the thing! i love the way the thing screams (youtube link), where you can hear all the different layers to what it's assimilated into itself over all the time it's existed... eughh..... it rules. anyways, ruth has a weird sort of crackle/echo/scratchiness to her voice normally- it's sort of uncomfortable to hear. makes you feel like some hair or something is stuck in your ear... but nope! when she gets really upset her voice unravels and you can hear similar "layers" to it like the thing's screaming. it gets harder for her to enunciate like that, too.

14. aaahh, well from other media i already mentioned rose quartz steven universe's "i'm... not a real person". this also isn't something you can read for free unfortunately, but the artist DID post these panels publicly so i feel ok quoting it lol. in a recent page of cheap thrills (original comic here, patreon continuation here, posted-for-free remake/reimagining here. be aware that all of those contain significant themes of drug use/addiction and parental abuse. cheap thrills also contains explicit nudity/sexual content and depictions of suicidal ideation. rigsby wi contains sexually suggestive content) by se case, one character asks another "do you know what i would GIVE to be LOVED like YOU" and it's been on my mind a lot... wrt quotes BY ruth, one thing i come back to a lot with her is the sentiment that if nicole doesn't like her she should just "make something else"- which is a mockery of her. nicole won't make something else of ruth. ever. why would she? there's also her idea that anything she sees as wrong with her is NICOLE'S fault for not even being able to remember "her" well enough. she's mean lol!!!

17. stars and botanical imagery- especially roots and various flowers! i've drawn her with wasps before and would like to do that more often, too.

19. oooh this is an interesting one. i like the vagueness of what "favorite" and "least favorite" mean in this context. i will do my best to give the most well-rounded answers i can lol. i think in terms of like. personality. as in "what would i like or dislike about her if she was real" ruth is a very outwardly resilient and confident person which i think is admirable! on the flip side, she is an asshole. from the perspective of me being her creator, i like drawing her "weirder" designs- i actually feel a little insecure about her "main" look sometimes. i find it annoying when the weirdest thing a story wants to come up with for a woman's design is just "woman with a few inhuman features", but on the other hand- i know that i CAN design more interesting/inhuman things, i just legitimately think that's how ruth would choose to look lol. she wants to be a human! like one very specific human!

20. haha! this one's fun. i unfortunately don't think i have any art to show off here... i post the majority of things i draw. WAIT actually i can show off some very early ruth pics. i think these were the first two things i ever drew of ruth (1.0...) i believe they're from 2021 (left) and 2022 (right). one on the left was drawn with my motherfuckingggg laptop trackpad i think. evil. why would i ever do that.

i will also say that i wanna draw something with ruth's fucked up anatomy soon!!! i made a post abt it and i wanna show off what that looks like...

nicole

nicole has existed since 2021 (according to the first piece i drew of her). iirc her design came from a limited palette challenge i was playing with and i ended up liking what i was coming up with so much i decided to keep her. it was sort of like finding some sad, sopping wet little animal under a car. story-wise her Character Bones come from my deep love of folk horror. i just wanted to make my own folk horror character!

3. appearance! i wanted to draw a character with long, wavy hair lol. she's also always sorta been the protagonist, just by virtue of being the character i came up with first re: her story. her name was also pretty immediate- i just really love the name "nicole" and wanted to give it to a character. naming ruth was a lot harder, actually- i usually choose names for their sound more than anything, but hers is actually one i chose based on meaning. nicole's personality actually developed last, and has changed the most out of those three things. she used to be much more put together. she had a decently successful career too... which. lol. lmao. no. nowadays i think that before she moved back home she was something like a receptionist or executive assistant somewhere but was too nervous + disorganized to be very good at it. very quiet and sort of off putting to her coworkers. also this image was another one done with my TRACKPADDD. WHY. WHY. WHY DID I EVER DO THAT. my hand hurts just thinking about it!!!! i swear it is an actual bible-level miracle i have never had tendonitis or carpal tunnel.

7. her weak chin and big arms are both v defining parts of her design to me... but she actually didn't have either at the start!! her face shape developed by the 4th-5th piece i drew of her (according to my computer lol)... something about it just felt much more like her, plus i liked how distinctive it was next to my other designs. her larger upper arms developed slower- i shifted her design to being fat pretty quickly, but she used to be more "proportional" for lack of a better term. i ended up shifting to making her more top-heavy over time, partially just for the sake of interesting design elements, and partially because i used to be similarly top-heavy. nicole's breast hypertrophy is a feature she inhereted directly from me lol. i also just don't think enough characters have really prominent upper arm fat! it's a cute feature and i really enjoy drawing it.

8. nicole is inspired a lot by traits i personally find very annoying LOL. mostly in others. i wanted to try and find a way to undestand/better sympathize with why people act like her... i can't really speak to how successful she's been in that regard, since i AM still ultimately limited by my own perception, but it's been interesting!! nicole is a selfish person in some very specific, self-infantilizing, victimizing ways, especially. i think in some ways she also probably reflects traits i fear seeing in myself- or traits i fear others seeing in me.

11. visually? uh. griffith from berserk sort of. curse of white person w/ long wavy hair.

in terms of personality/inspiration, there's a fair bit of eleanor from the haunting of hill house (book) in there. her and merricat from we have always lived in the castle are DEFINITELY big influences for nicole. there's also tonta from jaime hernandez's side of love and rockets. los bros hernandez are two of my biggest artistic inspirations... i find her such a fun character, and i love the way her design is rendered. i also read monster pulse by magnolia porter sidell when i was really getting into developing nicole, and i think the character of dr. lulenski definitely had an impact! lulenski's squeamishness and tendency to rationalize her own negative actions to herself especially strike me as influential here. there's also some sally hardesty in her for sure- visually, especially! nicole was definitely inspired somewhat by the archetype of the final girl in slashers, especially my fascination with the misogyny i think is sort of inherent to it. to give one more just to even out these pictures, the character of riley from em carroll's comics the hole the fox did make and the groom. both fantastic short horror stories. riley is a child, but the mood and setting of both stories definitely had an influence on nicole- especially the sense of dread and inevitability i always feel reading both.

12. i DO have a nicole playlist! here it is! and here are some extra songs like i did for ruth :3:

-god take all by glass eye

-bracing for sunday by neko case (another song where the vibes are simply not quite there. but this song is still in nicole's dna. i think if anyone it's a ruth 1.0 song tbh.)

-the river by bruce springsteen (specifically this live version LOL. this is not a nicole song narratively speaking. but in terms of vibes yes. i also imagine her parents' circumstances were somewhere along these lines)

-good for me by aimee mann

-st james infirmary by abner jay

-i was a child by elysium

13. i don't have a specific person in mind who i think sounds like her, but i can describe how i imagine her voice! nicole has a slightly scratchy voice, and she tends to intentionally speak in a higher register than what's natural. aside from the scratchiness, her voice is pretty soft most of the time. she has a southern accent and the strength of it fluctuates a little depending on the situation.

14. hmmm.... do i?! i'll have to think on this one for a second. oh, wait- yeah, for sure. "why don't they stop me?" from the haunting of hill house- this will probably only hit if you've also read the book, unfortunately, but MAN it is such a suckerpunch of a line. it's also the only one coming to mind for me right now LOL. there aren't a lot of specific phrases/lines of nicole's that really stick with me as quintessentially HER, at least not yet.

17. yes!!! lots of flowers- especially sunflowers and daisies, cornstalks, mountains, smoke, and telephone poles, mostly.

19. as a person, i think nicole really does try to be kind, for the most part, just for the sake of it. in terms of negative traits- i would find it incredibly frustrating how averse she is to owning up to wrongdoing LOL. as a character, i'm sincerely really proud of her design. i love how she looks. i guess in terms of least favorite there...? i'd like to get better at drawing her side profile ig. sometimes i really like how i render it and sometimes not as much. that's more of a me problem than a her problem, though.

20. hmmm...! well, i'm almost to 100 (digital) drawings of nicole (🎉). i wanna redraw the first thing i ever made of her for the 100th piece. i've also been thinking about maybe doing a longer series of interconnected illustrations with her sometime soon... i think that could be really fun!!

[anonyippee]

Get spinned idiot /silly

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[suhnandmoon]

hello!!!! i hope school isnt beating ur butt. ill explode the place for you if you want :D i love the new chapter it is so like him to stop functioning like a normal person after meeting the lohl

i finally advanced to dragonspyre world!!! that jade oni was a bitch to defeat. and cyrus drake too. and thank god for my friend's phoenix card spell. i also went full loser behavior and dropped like $30 on crowns... i wanted to have enough to buy the skateboard permanent mount and have leftovers for in case i wanted to make in-game purchases. like stitching my cool looking robes with my higher stats robes because i refuse to fight duels looking like willy wonka. if u dont mind i put some pics below :3 really excited to take on malistaire if i ever get to that bridge to cross 🌉

silly picture dump... the shadow hedgehog bathroom one is so funny to me because it makes me think of either dwmb or lf yn. i would've been the same except with fnaf themed items so thank god my mom said no everything when i was 9

this is getting kinda long im sorry. and i was considering talking about my bday outing at the aquarium too but. who gaf 😭 on that note do you have any favorite animals that aren't cats or dogs 💭 ok i think ill go for real now. i hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself!

IVE MISSED YOU!!! hope all is doing well. school infact is kicking me in the ass. i feel like im having daily crashouts but ill be back at disneyland soon and it will remedy the pain…. keep those explosives on deck though. maybe.

and YAYY!! i inew you could get to dragonspyre soon!!! i wish i could show you all my awesome mounts and houses bc i have so many. i have a tiktok i made i can show u later. loving the skateboard tho!!!! drip is fire 🫰

the way i got tje hee period cramps one on my insta and i was gonna send to you when u came back in my ask box, but luckily u beat me to it! the moopy slide is changing me a little its so funny

talk about the bday outing!!!!! how was the aquarium????? :0

ok i know u said animals that arent dogs or cats but. i just love cats……. im such a cat person. but other than that i remember having an alpaca phase in elementary school,,, and then in highschool i really liked frogs up until this girl tried taking my identity and claimed every interest i had as hers so i forced myself to stop liking them….. sighs thats a story for a different day. and then my senior years i got hyper fixated on watching capybara videos…. really long answer to give my favorite animals LMAOOO what are yours??

[teddypines]

The weekend with Alpine (Part 2)

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Sumary: The continuation of weekend with Alpine part 1.

Note: Small warning for sexual contant, nothing happens but Steve gets a bit touchy feely. Alpine and Cat's dialoge is now writen in cursieve (I hope I spelled that the right way). @onedoesnotsimplywriteafanfic gave me the idea. The ending might be a bit short, but I was out of idea's and didn't want to make a part 3. Okay, that's it, hope you enjoy the rest of the story. Art/picture is from Google, credits go to whoever made it.

Part 1.

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That night Alpine slept better than most night’s since Bucky and Steve moved into this apartment. He knew it was because Cat was sleeping next to him. He didn’t mind, it actually made him feel safe and loved. It wasn’t like Steve and Bucky didn’t love him, but sometimes they didn’t understand what was going on inside his mind and he didn’t know how to express it like Cat did. 

Alpine woke up early but he didn’t mind, he got time to look at a still very asleep Cat. Like always she looked like a little cat angel to him. The sun hitting her fur just right. Alpine looked up when he heard footsteps coming from the hallway. It was Steve getting ready for his morning run. Alpine greeted him with a soft meow which made Steve come over with a soft smile on his face. 

“Good morning, Alpine. Did you sleep okay?” Steve whispered, making sure he wouldn’t wake up Cat. He gave Alpine a few soft pats over his head as Alpine meowed in answer. “Good, now I’ll be on my run, Bucky is still asleep so please watch over him for me, okay? You won’t have to leave Cat, I promise. Just make sure to keep the bad dreams away.” Steve said before he quietly left the apartment. Alpine always liked how Steve wanted him to look after Bucky when he left, which made him feel like he was helping both Steve and Bucky feel safe and alright.

After Steve had left, Cat slowly started to wake up. She opened her eyes and was met with The caring blue eyes she knew were Alpine’s. “Good morning, Cat. slept well?” Alpine asked after he gave her head a quick lick to fix her ruffled fur. “It was good, I had a really nice dream. Plus you were really warm, like a little space heater.” Cat Answered as she lay her head back against Alpine. “Good, don’t want you to be all moopy today, we have to make sure Bucky is safe until Steve comes back from his morning run.” Alpine held back a smirk as he lay his head on top of hers. “I’m not moopy!” Cat answered as she hit Alpine with her front paw. “But I will always keep Bucky safe, because Bucky needs protecting”

Moments later Cat and Alpine found themselves in bed with Bucky. Cat against his stomach and Alpine above his head. Both cat’s softly purring away as they protected Bucky in his sleep. 

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About 2 and a half hours later Steve got back from his morning run. He was sweaty but wanted to make sure Bucky was okay before he hopped into the shower. He walked into the bedroom and almost melted at the sight of Alpine and Cat sleeping next to Bucky on the bed. Steve carefully made his way onto the bed and started to pepper Bucky’s cheek with kisses. “Bucky, darling, time to wake up.” Bucky groaned at Steve’s words and Alpine slowly woke up hearing Steve’s voice. “Come on, Bucky Bear, I'll let you join me in the shower.” Steve said in an overly sweet voice. “And let you hog all the warm water? No, thank you” Bucky groaned as he petted Cat over the head.

“Not even if I do the thing you like?” Steve teasted Bucky before kissing his yaw. “Not in front of the cat’s Steve!” Bucky answered while trying to hide his reddened cheeks, almost sounding embarrassed that Steve showed him love in front of Alpine and Cat. Alpine just looked at his owners and meows before he hit Steve on the nose with his paw. Telling his dad not to upset his other dad. Steve laughed and picked Alpine up. “Let me love my boyfriend, Alpine, he is not just yours, he is mine too.” Steve jokes, knowing the fluffy cat meant well. He put Alpine back on the bed next to Buck and Cat. “But okay, I'll let you cuddle with the cat’s a bit longer. I’ll go shower really quick.” Steve gave Bucky a quick kiss and left the three of them on the bed.

Bucky grabbed both Cat and Alpine and turned on the bed to lay on his back, pulling both cat’s on his chest. He gave both Cat’s a pet on the head and scratched underneath their chins. “Yeah, you two like that don’t you? Getting all the pats and scratches. I bet Steve would be really jealous that you two get all of my attention.” Bucky laughed to himself and continued to give Alpine and Cat all the love they deserved.

Shortly after Steve got out of the shower and got back into the bedroom. “Hey Buck, do we still have Alpine’s old cat harnesses?” Bucky gave Steve an odd look “Yes, they're probably still in one of the moving boxes. Why do you ask?” Alpine heard the word harness and quickly shut up from the bed. Harness met going out for a walk. walk meant outside. Alpine started to meow in excitement, but Cat didn’t even know what a harness was. 

“Alpine? What is a harness? Why are you so excited about it?” Cat asked Alpine as she looked at the two men and Alpine. Feeling a bit scared about the ‘harness’ they are talking about. “Well it's a bit like a collar, but kinda for the whole part of your upper body.” Alpine answered. “Does it hurt?” “No, it doesn’t hurt, not when they leave enough wiggle room.” Alpine reassured Cat by putting his head against her side. “You promise?” “I promise.”

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“I think we just broke her, Steve, I think we actually broke her” Bucky said as he looked down at Cat in a green harness on the floor laying there, limp, and hating the feeling of the harness against her fur. “I think you're right, Buck.” Steve answered, slowly sitting down on the floor next to Cat. “Let’s fix this harness for you, Cat. give you a little more wiggle room” He said while putting Cat on his lap before adjusting the harness. Cat meowed up at Steve, like he was committing a crime. “It’s okay Cat, you’ll get used to it in no time.” Bucky said as he helped Alpine into his blue striped harness. “I don’t think she’ll believe you, Buck. Look at her, all angry and pouty at us for putting her in a harness.” 

“Well she kinda has to. Not really, but she has to. We can’t leave her alone in the apartment while we go on a walk with Alpine. That’s unfair for her. besides, she needs to stretch her little legs outside.” Steve explained as he put Cat back on her paws. She stayed upright, so that looked like a step in the right direction. Bucky put Alpine on the floor all pretty in his harness. “Come on Cat. it’s not that bad, you won’t even feel it on your fur after a while.” Alpine nuzzled his nose against Cat, hoping she would start to feel better now that the harness was a bit looser. “I don’t like the feel of it. All icky and it messes up my fur.” Cat whined as she took a few steps with the harness on. “Egh! it ruffles my fur in all the wrong places! I do not like this!!” Cat whined as she flopped back down on the floor. Steve groaned when he saw Cat flop back on the floor. “Oh come on, Cat.” Steve sighed and once again loosened the harness. “Alright, it can’t go any further, so you better be okay with this. We don’t have a bigger one” Cat looked at Steve and nuzzled against him, it did feel better now. 

“It's still itchy, but better.” Cat tells Alpine as she jumped off of Steve’s lap. “Well at least you’re not cranky about it anymore.” Alpine answered. Bucky grabbed a bag of cat treats and gave both Cat and Alpine a few treats. “You two are being really good kitties.” 

“Hey, what about me?” Steve got up and leaned over Bucky. “Come on Buck, I deserve a treat too.” Bucky rolled his eyes and gave Steve the kiss he so desperately wanted. “Now come on Stevie. Let’s go take these kitties on a walk, i'll even let you hold my hand” Bucky teasted as he got up from the couch. “I'll get the leads, you get our jackets.”

Within the hour all four of them made it outside the apartment. Steve holding Bucky’s hand and carrying Cat on his shoulder while holding her lead in his free hand. Alpine was happily trotting next to Bucky, his lead in Bucky’s free hand. The four of them walked along the sidewalk on their way to a little cafe. Of course Steve and Bucky got a lot of stairs and looks. It was odd to some people to see their favorite heroes living a normal life, but it did make a few of them happy knowing Steve and Bucky got to enjoy life like them.

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Cat and Alpine lay on a sunny window sill next to Steve and Bucky’s table. Bucky was happily chatting with Steve while holding his hot chocolate. Steve smiled at Bucky as he took a big sip of his coffee. 

“And then Natasha was like ‘No Morgan you can not just take your dad’s mask to watch all the movies you want.’ only for Morgan to put the Ironman helmet onto the small table. I’ve never seen Natasha so proud. Morgan sneaking her dad’s helmet out of the lab without her knowing.” Bucky told Steve. of course Steve let Bucky happily yep while petting Alpine and Cat every once in a while. The kind waitress came by to bring them both a piece of pie and some treats for Alpine and Cat. 

“Hey Buck? Do you remember when we used to help ma make pie?” Steve asked Bucky, suddenly feeling a bit nostalgic. “Yes, you wasted a lot of flour that day.” Bucky laughed which made Cat look up at him. She meowed and made her way onto the table. Cat sat down on the table, sniffing a bit at the plates of cake in front of her. Steve quickly picked her up, taking her away from the cake. “No, Cat that is not for you, that is for me and Bucky. You and Alpine have your own treats.” Cat meowed a bit grumpy and put her paws on Steve’s face. “No, Cat you can’t have pie. Thor isn’t even supposed to give you poptarts.” 

“Wait Thor gives Cat poptarts?” Bucky asked, confused. “Only little pieces, but still she is not supposed to eat them.” Steve answered. Putting Cat back next to Alpine on the window sill.

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The rest of the day went by, Cat and Alpine played and napped most of the time when they got back to the apartment. Alpine actually started to like the new apartment and neighborhood a bit. Mostly because Cat was there, but Steve and Bucky also had more time for him. 

That night both Cat and Alpine slept on the bed with Bucky and Steve. They even fought away the nightmare Bucky was having, comforting him with soft purrs and lots of head buds. Bucky got all the cuddles he could want from both cat’s and Steve. 

Sunday morning both Bucky and Steve went for a morning run. Plus they wanted fresh croissants from the bakery down the street. But this ment Alpine and Cat had the big king sized bed for themselves. So Alpine curled himself around Cat as they lay in the morning sun. “I had a lot of fun this weekend. Thank you for coming to cheer me up” Alpine whispered to Cat which made her smile. Cat purred a bit louder and nuzzled her head into Alpines white fur. “You're welcome. I had a lot of fun too. Might have to ask Loki or Wanda to get me my own harness. I want to go on more walks, they feel nice.” Alpine smiled and started to groom Cat’s head. just giving her a lot of cat kisses. “Maybe Steve and Bucky would let you come to the compound again next time. We could go on a walk together.” “I would love that.” Alpine answered Cat’s request to go to the compound next time and have a walk, just the two of them.

[strangewrita]

A Beautiful Mind- eyes to be found-chapter1

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan traveled to a parallel universe due to a storm and discovered that Captain America and the Winter Soldier were really a couple, and that the two actors got married.

The series "eyes to be found" takes place more than three months after the time travel.

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　　1

　　Per Se

　　10 Columbus Circle, 4th Floor

　　New York, NY 10019

　　USA

　　The familiar four-member group, of course, Noora, two Anthony Mackies, and two Scarlett Johanssons.

　　This was the first meal of their second gathering.

　　Beta Chris told the two from the original universe that there was something important about their world he needed to tell them, just after they had attended a performance by the New York Philharmonic's new piece at the Metropolitan Opera House.

　　The timing of this was a week after Beta Sebastian had regained stable consciousness, exactly three months and one week after they crossed into this world. Chris parked the car in the garage, turned around, and said to the two—Original Chris and Original Sebastian were sitting in the front passenger seat and the seat behind it, while Beta Sebastian was placed in a Peppa Pig-themed adult KangooFix car seat.

　　The two from the original universe raised their eyebrows, scanning Beta-world's pair back and forth, while Beta Sebastian paused.

　　“Oh, you are to tell them today? Their PUSPS - F are under review.”

　　Another new term.

　　"Scarlett will fly to LA tomorrow. Baba." Beta Chris said, looking fondly at Sebastian. The two from the original universe were curious about where this "Baba" came from. A variant of "Babe"?

　　"Fine." “Baba” blinked with big eyes.

　　"Excuse me, who can tell me what is the word F?" orig. Chris couldn’t help but ask.

　　"Federal." Beta Sebastian said quietly.

　　Is this something federal, like a visa for parallel universe travelers? The two from the original universe felt the process was complicated.

　　"Federal? Federal... Federal Bureau of Prisons? Federal Bureau of Investigation???" orig. Chris joked weirdly.

　　"Before this, what is Baba!" orig. Sebastian was a bit shy. Over the past three months, orig. Seb had already heard countless cringe-worthy pet names, like Beta Chris’s "Doll", "Moopie", Noora and Ms. Tian Zhong’s "JellyBelly", "Gummy bear." He suspected Beta Chris called Seb "doll" when fucking him, seriously.

　　"Nein." The two Betas grinned and looked at each other. "And baba is just baba, you know." (And what the fxck is nein?)

　　Beta Chris looked a bit awkward but was about to explain when they were suddenly knocked on the car window—Noora had arrived.

　　orig. Sebastian noticed Beta Chris Evans sighed in relief. Riddler indeed. Ever since they, along with Anthony and Scarlett, entered this world, they had been constantly introduced to new terms, including things that everyone wanted to riddle but had to eventually explain. The biggest puzzle that wasn’t successfully hinted at was the event a hundred years ago when most of the male population died from sexually transmitted virus mutations caused by promiscuity, or when men who had more than three partners were permanently imprisoned. The two from the original universe didn’t want this kind of riddle.

　　"Heyyyy Nowa." Everyone went up to hug Noora.

　　"Our room got canceled because of urgent AC repairs and has been moved to a public area." Noora shrugged.

　　Beta Chris's smile froze: “That’s not a suitable place for ‘today's’ gathering, shall we change to another Michelin?”

　　“No need, come on Chris, relax a little.”

　　“But Scarlett tomorrow…”

　　“We can take them straight to the studio where I, Seb, Scarlett, and Anthony work.”

　　But isn’t Noora a neuroscientist? The original duo wondered.

　　“Yes, we have a joint project, you’ll have fun tomorrow.” Noora nodded.

　　It turns out Beta Anthony and Scarlett are researchers too, the two realized.

　　orig. Chris wanted to ask Noora if she knew about PUSPS - F.

　　“Fine.” Beta Chris said.

　　“Just get some wine today, and feed this gummy bear.” Noora rubbed the little bear's face, and little bear Beta Sebastian remained in a blank stare, looking off into space, not sure what he was thinking. Spaced out but beautiful.

　　

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　　"Mind-blowing, I'm dying on that!" Before they reached their seats, the five of them heard Beta Anthony praising the opera they just listened to.

　　"Her voice could pierce through the entire opera house. I know the theme and structure are amazing, I’m even a bit offended, but her voice! Bro." When "Bro" starts becoming a punctuation mark, Anthony from any world gets hyped.

　　"How are you guys? We just found out that the room we booked has been canceled due to air conditioning repairs." Beta Chris greeted them, and Beta Anthony and Scarlett stood up to pat Chris, then moved forward to hug Beta Sebastian and the original two. Beta Scarlett kissed the docile Beta Seb and tried to kiss orig. Sebastian, but failed. The two awkwardly shook hands, which made everyone laugh.

　　"Seb is always shy! You know everyone in this world wants to kiss you!" orig. Anthony seemed to have adapted to this world.

　　They started a heated discussion about the feminist crime opera they had just seen.

　　There were fewer Perse customers during this time slot, apart from them, a couple, another table of Asian tourists, and an elderly couple by the corner window, which allowed them to get a bit too excited about the opera.

　　Perse’s tasting menu is expensive, with a prix fixe of $380. It usually includes classics like Oysters and Pearls. Today's wines were Domaine Philippe Charlopin "Les Echezots," Marsannay and Domaine de la Vougeraie, Bourgogne Rouge: one smooth and the other fresh with fruity flavors and elegant tannins, both suited for pairing with various dishes and red meats, like Cote de Nuits Villages and Joseph Drouhin, Cote de Nuits Villages.

　　The Salmon Cornet is a classic appetizer created by famous chef Thomas Keller. It’s made with a crispy black sesame cone (tuile) filled with fresh salmon tartare, topped with sweet red onion crème fraîche and chives. It offers a rich contrast in textures, with the crispness of the cone contrasting sharply with the smoothness of the salmon, while the onion crème fraîche adds a delicate flavor.

　　Everyone loved the dish, except for Beta Sebastian, who couldn’t eat the appetizer. Beta Chris had to replace it with a clear soup with truffle oil. After drinking it, he started fidgeting in his seat.

　　"Noora, is your handbag in the east room? I didn’t see your usual bag," Beta Sebastian asked Noora. Noora turned around and looked at the low stool, a bit confused, but then immediately said yes and asked, “Could you help me look for it?”

　　So Beta Sebastian left his seat.

　　"Did you feed him much yesterday night?" Beta Scarlett cracked a dirty joke and couldn’t stop laughing.

　　"Not a chance!" Beta Chris said, half annoyed, half amused.

　　“We’ll pick him up later and take him to the studio for a nap,” Beta Scarlett said.

　　"Then he’ll fall asleep before we even get there," Noora said.

　　“In his baby chair,” Scarlett added.

　　orig. Sebastian wasn’t used to everyone calling him "baby," but he quickly realized that Beta Sebastian couldn’t keep a normal schedule, and he appreciated that his friends were so tolerant of him.

　　"So we go to your studio today? Because you said tomorrow," orig. Sebastian asked.

　　"I think we have to go ahead of schedule. I'm sorry, ladies," Beta Chris shook his head helplessly.

　　orig. Seb felt that Beta Chris wasn’t very enthusiastic about going to the studio.

　　"This is actually good, then you can visit our studio," Beta Anthony said.

　　"What kind of studio is this?" orig. Chris asked.

　　"Rehearsal studio," Beta Anthony quickly responded, then cleverly shifted the topic to today’s performance and compared it with traditional operas from Beta-world.

　　The two from the original universe exchanged glances, thinking it was getting stranger and stranger. Why wasn’t anyone talking about this at the dinner table?

　　

　　When the Yorkshire Rhubarb arrived, Sebastian still hadn’t returned. YRhu primarily uses fresh rhubarb from Yorkshire, UK, which is known for its vibrant red color and sweet-sour flavor. It usually has a balanced tart-sweet taste, paired with elements like cream, ice cream, or sauces to enhance the overall flavor.

　　When everyone was about to go to the east room to find Beta Sebastian, he was just about to walk back.

　　"I searched every corner of the room, didn’t find your handbag."

　　"Umm... maybe I didn’t bring it today. That must be it... thanks, Seb," Noora said.

　　Beta Sebastian blinked his doe-like eyes, not angry at all.

　　Strange... this whole thing was strange, the original two whispered to each other, even starting to speculate whether there was a surprise prepared. But orig. Sebastian gestured for Chris to look at Beta Chris, implying that if it was a surprise, then what about the atmosphere in the car earlier? Beta Anthony smoothly changed the topic to what the studio was about.

　　orig. Sebastian didn’t understand. Beta Chris Evans could tell you that he became a genius producer at 15 and now has assets of $6 billion. So Seb worried it might be something related to the government.

　　

　　

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　　The Original pair finally couldn't help but ask about the work studio when the signature dish Oysters and Pearls arrived.

　　"Why can't we talk more about the studio?"

　　At that moment, everyone's attention was coincidentally drawn to Beta Sebastian.

　　Beta Sebastian, usually a distracted-looking Gummy Bear, was now staring sharply at a couple about to leave two tables away.

　　"Excuse me, sir, why don't you stay for a moment?" Beta Sebastian asked the man in the couple loudly, uncharacteristically, causing everyone in the public area to look over.

　　The man in the couple stopped, staring directly at Beta Sebastian, his gray eyes flashing with menace.

　　Noora silently placed her hand on her bag, Beta Scarlett stopped conversing with others and cautiously glanced at the couple while scanning the surroundings, and their table immediately fell silent.

　　The Original group looked bewildered.

　　Beta Sebastian raised his eyebrows, gesturing toward the woman in the couple: "Do you know her name?"

　　"Why would I tell you?" the man said viciously, trying but failing to hide his hostility.

　　"I suspect she might be under coercion. Could you tell me her name?"

　　"Martha... nobody is being coerced. Who are you people?"

　　"You wouldn't use your own name for the reservation." Beta Sebastian narrowed his eyes. He turned and asked,

　　"Server, did they book the table by Martha?"

　　

　　The man suddenly lunged forward--Beta Chris immediately stepped in front of Beta and orig. Sebastian--Scarlett held onto orig. Scarlett and Anthony's shoulders--the man pulled out a small knife from his fingertips, about to press it against the woman's throat. Then his forehead sprouted a bloody hole, a gunshot rang out, and he fell straight to the ground. Everyone turned to see Noora holding up a handgun.

　　Orig. Scarlett let out a small scream, immediately drowned out by the louder screams of the Server and the woman. Beta Anthony rushed forward to separate the woman from the fallen man.

　　"What the Fxcking hell?" orig. Anthony muttered.

　　Original Sebastian and Chris felt they couldn't breathe.

　　They watched as Noora stepped forward and put four more shots into the man's body.

[mothbaaalls]

i still can't believe how sweet the moopys are... like no matter who picks them up, pets them, or even just looks at them, they start purring immediately and ask for attention qwq

they're excellent with other cats and just want to be friends with them, but the older cats aren't too sure about them because i think they're almost a little TOO friendly and it intimidates the others (despite the moopys being the size of a speck of dust)

they were rescued along with a ton of other kittens and cats from a hoarding house so i really wasn't expecting them to be so well-socialized but they really have loved people ever since we got them... they have such a good temperament

[semimedieval]

i'm going to recap this but i'm not going to be happy about it

last time on ADVENTURES OF THE EXTRANEI: the gang brought tozi back from the dead, had a party, and time-skipped away from the journey to the beach. The first storyline post after this happens is from Moopy, who makes one good storytelling decision and one bad one.

Shadow watched them all silently. The happier people are, the more devastating things can be. He slipped into one of their minds… the Mask stood back as his small band of Interpol warriors prepared to knock down Monoceros gate.

Good: a new enemy, the beginning of a new conflict, yippee! Bad: you cannot try to arrest the villain of the roleplay without asking anyone first, it is anticlimactic and silly.

The gang gets home, and there is a bunch of boilerplate narration regarding people's Arrivals At Home. I myself seem suspiciously absent - do not remember what's up with that. Was I busy with school? Had I ditched the roleplay for Ildaan? I do remember around here is when I quit the dragon RP.

There's a stupid little mini scene where Lorcan looks through everyone's things for no reason and Rim is like "oh yeah I also looked through everyone's things." The anime creep doesn't stop from happening!! Chuji hits them with "don't even THINK about rummaging like a rat!" which is completely correct but the plot thread is still dumb as hell.

To make it even WORSE, Tozi comes in and goes "You need to know limits. I mean, you have a mind. Right? There could be stuff in there that can scar you" and Chuji is mad about THAT and then Ky's like "Lorcan did you read through my diary" and Obsidian, god bless him goes "Am I the only boy here who respects privacy?" which is THE QUESTION I AM ALSO ASKING ABOUT THESE DIPSHITS.

Tozi backed up next to obsidian "you know. Chuji can be really butal. I wish you luck sidian." "I'll keep it in mind," Obsidian said solemnly.

This is all just straight up misogyny, but FINE, i giggled about this. I'm just glad they're getting along, I think. Then there's a silly little tiff between Lupus and Ky that's about to get retconned, though I do think it's so stupid the way the text of the RP loves to Tell you that lupus and ky are the healthiest couple ever and then hits you with all of the evidence to the contrary.

Lupus walked over to her and took her hand. Ky slapped it away, running into her room. Lupus looked rather hurt. Then shrugging, he walked to his own room. Although the slap hadn't been that hard, his hand still stung.

We start to write them talking it out and then Jack's like "Man forget it can we not worry about it." Then Jack posts "Charlie fell out of the sky." Everyone is clearly a little bit short on meaningful story paths. BUT THEN! Sparktozi real?

Spark walked into the kitchen, finding a bouquet of flowers and all the items she needed for cooking. On a note fancy cursive letters read "To Spark, My Dearest." "CHARLIE!" Obsidian walked out of the kitchen, only to bump into Tozi. "Hi Obsidian!" He smiled. "Have you seen Spark?" He looked behind him. "Hi Spark!" He said jovially. Spark blushed a bit and motioned for him to come in. "Look at this!" She held up the note and pointed to the flowers and food supply. "He can't buy my heart. Stupid Charlie."

Rather than watching this flirting, Obsidian, Rim, and Chuji go into town. Wait oh my god I remember what happens next and it's fucking goofy ridiculous.

A group of people were at Monoceros gate. They were wearing grey-green camouflage clothing, and all wielded different weapons, which all had one similar feature. Glowing colored stones. One was a bluey whitey colour, another was a light purple-blue. There was a red one, an earthy coloured one, and a pale white bluey sort of shade, like air. And there was also another person, dressed in white, and true to his name, a white mask hid his features. Hi spear had a golden white stone set in it, and was all made up of metal. "Monoceros! You are under arrest! Come out quietly or we will take extreme measures!" Mask bellowed through a microphone, his voice scrambled.

God bless, everyone is being so fucking goofy. RP etiquette who?? Nobody has ever heard of it. Ever ever.I remember all of us being kind of weirded out by this, which is fair, though we were not swimming in RP etiquette ourselves. Monoceros gets beat up in public which is honestly just very funny. His Dr. Doofenshmirtz arc. Also, Monoceros never lived in Drellem, but whatever. Very justifiably, this was completely ignored.

This is the kind of situation where a roleplay lacking direction really desperately needs help with getting that direction, perhaps from THE PERSON LEADING IT, but.... to nobody's surprise, that's not happening and we're instead floating along on Moopy's vaguely conceived ideas and not asking them relevant information like "Where do you think this storyline should go?" SO many of this roleplay's problems involve the fact that, well, Monoceros is a shitty villain that the entire gang is barely even trying to understand. Anyway, the gang turns away from his arrest and Obsidian mutters "Why is it that we can never actually buy anything at the market?", which is admittedly pretty funny.

I do think that, while the "erm. um. what now." mealy-mouthedness of the protagonists in response to, well, the public arrest of their biggest enemy is a) pretty silly and b) obviously a response to this being a plotpoint that we had no hand in creating and took us completely by surprise, a key underlying reason for this discomfort is also the fact that, well. It's fucking sucks to witness CONTEMPORARY MILITARY OPERATIONS in your cutesy cartoon violence fantasy roleplay. It's an entry point of something too real and current into the story. In that way, I do understand it.

Anyway, the next post is the actual introduction of China, which means it's time to split up the posts.

[simp999]

I feel this is cringe but it itches the back of my mind like no other… since it’s late 60s early 70s in tf2, mercs reaction to there being a new recruit who is a female pilot? I’m sorry if this sounds like? Hyper specific ? But she’s like hot biker/pilot bitch who is like the epitome of Cool Girl (tm) flared ripped jeans and tight tank tops yk?

GOING INSANE OVER THIS ITS SUCH A COOL IDEA

I'm so sorry about how long it took to make this and how short it is, I'm trying to do all my requests in order of what I received em ww

TF2 Mercs x Badass Fem Pilot! Reader Headcannons

Wc: 730

Themes: uhh Fluff? Romantic and platonic depends on character

A/N: Sniper bias whoop

A/N 2: okay so. I try to stray away from fem reader stuff but this THIS is a complete exception because I love the idea sm

Taglist: @emotionally-alive-sniper @moopy-milk @skeleton-stomper-xoxo @emotionallyunwellmedic @physically-robotic-medic

Masterlist

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Scout: 

-God,, he is immediately in love with your style and vibes.

-Yes, in a simpery way

-Will absolutely fumble on words and flirt miserably

-"Hey girl are you a pilot cause uh you’re really cool"

-Absolutely will find clothes that he thinks suits your style and be your #1 hypeman 

Soldier:

-Wants to touch all the buttons

-"SHOW ME YOUR MEDALS!!!!!!"

-Does respect the effort and time you’ve put into training definetly. But is always asking you to prove yourself

-Okay you can pilot but can you do 30 pushups. Right here right now.

Pyro:

-Doesn’t think of you any differently if you’re female

-A new cool friend!!

-Just an adorable little goober. Okay maybe they get to sit in the front sometimes

-Loves loves loves making drawings of you and them and planes!!!! And clouds

Heavy: 

-Protective older brother.

-He is SO overprotective of you. You remind him too much of his sisters.

-You’re strong just like them but,, it’s just scary, y’know? He misses them

-Often just kinda chills around- and won’t stand for ANY harassment or anything rude. AHEM spy AHEM

-And the clear bias for you? It’s honestly funny at times

-He definetly makes you sandviches and just. Silently takes care of you

Engie:

-Rocket boosters for the planes. He’s gonna bring it up on multiple occasions

-Makes you little plane trinkets out of wood and stuff!! Pyro paints them :]

-Is so interested in infodumping about mechanical stuff with you- he’s glad he has somebody that just. GETS HIM yknow?

-If you need someplace to go chill away from the chaos that the mercs usually bring, the workshop’s your go-to. Late night convos are the best with this man

Demo:

-Roughhouses!!

-Treats you like one of the guys

-Respectfully ofc but. You’re getting noogies

-Will be offering you beer n stuff, he treats you like a really good friend

-Lives for your vibes

-He thinks you’re so badass!! Hell yeah!!!

Medic:

-Kay so. You probably had to go through lots of training right?? So!;

-Rivalry for first aid.

-Hear me out

-Everyone all of a sudden wants you to help make them feel better when they get small injuries because of the one time you mentionned you had to do a buttload of first-aid courses

-So. Lots of who can make it to the scene and get (injured person) back on their feet the quickest

-Does ask you if you’ve ever expirinenced or witnessed anything wild- such as big crashes, and how people dealt with the situations

-Loves your stories despite pretending to hate you- it’s just a friendly rivalry!

Sniper:

-He’s not one to really apprach you, but he does definetly admire you from a distance.

-He thinks you’re too cool for him :( 

-But eventually one day, you’ll ctach him stargazing- and you’d have the amazing idea of bringing him for a ride just the two of you so that you can see the stars

-.God maybe he just fell in love I MEAN WHAT????? ANYWAys

-He LOVES stargazing with you!!

-You get to tell eachother stories and it’s overall really calming- a nice from the hectic mercenary life

-He also happens to know a fair bit about constellations, so he’ll infodump unconsiously if you let him :) 

Spy:

-Spyyyy… dislikes your ideals, and has traditional values

-Not a fan of the way you hold yourself, but will eventually warm up a bit

-Im sorry,, I just don’t like Spy aheh anyways

-You probably end up showing off your skills- not of purpose though, just- you seen a natural at what you do, and that’s when he sees that maybe there’s a reason you’re such a big deal

(Bonus!) All:

-They all fight over who gets to sit in the passenger seat. Some are more civil about it, for example Engineer or Heavy- but they still want to sit in the front for their own reasons. You may have walked into the room only to find all the mercs fighting iver who’s calling shotgun for the next ride.

“I AM GOING TO PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS!”

“NO WAY CHUCKLEFUCK, I’M SITTIN’ NEXT TA THE HOT CHICK!”

“No. Heavy will sit next to pilot for protection. Is only fair.”

“Ya’ll- I have some things I’d like to see up close in the cockpit, I think I should be next.”

“Mmhhph!!!”

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Sep.20.23

[1tsny4nc4t]

THE MOOPY :3!1!1!1!1 (i got to scare to ask normally so i asked in anon i always put a ":3" to identidy my questions when i do it in anon) also thanks for doing my request (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾u⁠＾)!

can i get a mood x dr puppy :3??

YES!!!! I have been meaning 2 draw them as well they have become a fav of mineee

Hereeee!!!

[caustixsoul]

“ My whole life is a darkroom. ” - ceto @ zag, said nonchalantly. OKJSD

Moopies

“Um.”

What the fuck does that mean?

He smiles? 

“Yes, I understand, ma’am. And I must say I am terribly sorry to hear of your misfortunes.”