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A Girl Problem

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Xander calls an emergency 911. What might be the issue that has made the youngest so serious? Or is he just playing wingman with Jameson?

Relationships: The Hawthorne Brothers, Lyrason (Lyra x Grayson) and Javery (Jameson x Avery)

An Alternate Universe.

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The Hawthorne brothers sat in silence.

Xander had a dramatic expression on his face, his brows were furrowed and he looked to the floor, hands clasped tightly together.

The three elder brothers sent each other questioning glances, sensing the tension in the room.

You see, ten-year-old Xander had called a 911 about fifteen minutes ago but still hadn’t opened his, usually too loose, mouth.

Nobody dared break the heavy silence, though, so they just stared intently at one another.

Finally, Xander glanced up. His face looked so grim his brothers nearly flinched.

Something was terribly, terribly wrong.

“Xan?” Nash spoke up, Grayson and Jameson were awed by his bravery. To face a completely serious Xander head on was no small feat.

Xander’s gaze fell on Nash and he simply pulled his lips into a tight line and shook his head. Nash raised a questioning brow but shut up.

They waited in silence again until Xander spoke up, “It—” his voice cracked.

He looked to the floor again and gulped hard, “It’s a code red.”

The other three brothers blinked.

“A… a code red?” Asked Grayson, looking just about ready to file a law suit and sue Xander personally.

At this, Xander looked up and a stupid- sluggish grin was plastered across his face, “Yep. I have a girl problem.”

Another moment of silence.

Then Nash slid down on his chair and ran an exasperated hand down his face, he really needed a break from this god forsaken family.

Jameson broke out into a fit of hysterical laughter— no— he guffawed and Grayson threw a pillow at Xander’s face.

“OW!! HEY— WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME WITH A PILLOW?!” Xander yelled, a crooked grin playing on his face, Jameson laughed impossibly harder.

“YOU’D BEST THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS THAT IT WAS JUST A PILLOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD.” Grayson yelled back, uncharacteristically loud.

Jameson paused his laughing fit, “Oof— language, Gray.” The murderous expression Grayson shot him was enough to launch both him and Xander into another fit of giggles.

Grayson glanced at Nash just to remind himself that sanity was not an impossible concept and then glared back at Xander.

“Were all the dramatics really necessary for a stupid code red??” He finally managed, his tone having regained its calm.

Jameson and Xander gasped simultaneously, “A stupid code red?? Stupid??” Questioned Jameson with a hand to his heart. Xander feigned fainting.

“Of course it was necessary, Gray, our baby brother is finally facing the impossibly elevating yet confusing emotion of love for the first time,” Jameson batted his eyes dreamily, “he obviously wants our advice to win this girl over!”

Xander nodded enthusiastically. Grayson rolled his eyes in response.

Jameson whipped his head to the side to meet Xander’s gaze, “So, little brother, please expand on this ever-so-important-possibly-life-threatening-topic.”

“And how exactly is this life threatinin’, Jamie?” Nash drawled, finally stepping into the conversation.

“Oh big brother, what can I tell you about the dire ways of love and affection??” Jameson looked away, a pained expression on his face.

Xander snickered, “Indeed, the heart ache caused by losing your loved one is enough to kill a man on a good day.”

Jameson shot Xander a grin, “And more than enough to cause heart failure on a bad one.”

Nash chuckled and even Grayson couldn’t help the fond smile that crawled onto his face.

Two psychopaths.

“Right. So. Problem.” Jameson announced and all four brothers huddled closer to Xander.

Xander glanced around the room once, meeting each of his brother’s eyes before beginning, “It was a day, normal as any. I awoke to my genius water splashing alarm and prepared to leave for our go-to-institutional-quote-on-quote-educational-prison”

“That is— school.” Jameson stage whispered.

“I was walking to the library because I happened to have a free period, and that’s when my eyes landed on her.” Xander gave a dramatic pause and Jameson seized the opportunity to add a drum roll.

“Lyra Kane.”

Nash raised a signal dignified brow, yet again, while Grayson seemed to be trying to recognise the name.

Jameson, though, paused for a second before meeting Xander's eyes. A silent understanding passed between the two and they grinned at eachother like maniacs.

"Lyra Kane doesn't ring any bells?" Grayson questioned, mildly concerned at his two brothers' silent interaction.

"C'mon!! The Lyra Kane, Gray!!!" Jameson said, gesturing wildly with his hands. Grayson shot him a look.

"Describe how this girl looks." Nash interrupted with a sensible order.

"Hmmm... well, she has beautiful flowing dark hair and enamouring amber eyes." Started Xander, looking downright delerious.

"And she is quite studious and abides by rules the same way she breathes in oxygen," continued Jameson, looking equally as delerious as Xander.

Xander shot him a glare with no real heat behind it, "Oi! Back off! She's my soon-to-be-girlfriend!"

Jameson rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue.

Grayson wracked his brain hard but he couldn't recall any girl with that description. Just what was he missing out on?

"You know what? I'll introduce her to you tomorrow, Grayson." Said Xander, understanding the confusion on his face.

Grayson simply nodded, and if a mischevious look passed between his two younger brothers, he didn't notice.

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"Where is she??" Asked Grayson for the millionth time.

Jameson and Xander had forced him to bunk a math period and he was beyond furious. They had been roaming the halls for twenty minutes now with no sign of a dark haired girl.

"Her free period only started 5 minutes ago, give the girl a minute to breathe." Said Jameson, rolling his eyes.

Grayson blinked, "Wait— why are you stalking her schedule?? Isn't she Xander's crush??"

Jameson didn't deign that with a response but what really threw Grayson off was the fact that Xander hadn't reacted.

Just what are these two up to??

Thats when they heard two girls giggling, they seemed to be fast approaching.

"They're here, act normal!!" Said Xander, whisper-screaming.

Grayson took that as his que to straighten his posture and pointedly glare at the place where the two girls were seemingly coming from.

Jameson face-palmed, "How in the fuck is that normal?!"

"What do you mean? I want to meet her, so I'm waiting for her? Just be straight forward." Deadpanned, Grayson.

"Well I'm sorry to break it to you, Gray, but straightforward-ness doesn't exactly charm the ladies." Stated Jameson, grabbing hold of Grayson' left arm.

"See, this is why you don't have a girlfriend, brother." Agreed Xander, grabbing Grayson's other arm.

Together, they dragged Grayson over to the nearby notice board. They assumed positions that made it look like they were reading the board.

"I still don't understand why we have to do all this acting when we could just look at her and leave?" Grayson murmured.

"Do you want to look like a stalker??" Jameson retorted, Grayson sent him a glare.

"We are stalking them."

"And they don't have to know that or get the wrong idea."

"That's utter–"

Xander finally cut in, "As much as I want to see how this arguement plays out, Lyra Kane and the surprise guest are here!!"

That shut the two up.

Suddenly Xander turned around, "C'mon then lads, lets get a move on– ah! Ms. Kane!"

Grayson turned to face the girls, cringing at Xander's over the top tone.

Jameson followed as if on que, "Righto– oh my!! What a pleasant surprise!!"

And if Xander's tone wasn't a dead give away to their antics, then Jameson one hundred percent sold them out.

Grayson bit back a sigh and forced himself to smile, "Good Morning." He said, simply.

"Ah! Hi again Xan. A pleasure, Jameson, Grayson." Replied the dark haired girl. Grayson let his gaze run over her.

Jameson and Xander's description had been a major understatement. She had long, flowing dark hair that touched her waist in waves. Her deep-almond shaped amber eyes only complimented her looks further.

If anything, the girl looked like a fallen angel.

... wait what?! Grayson reprimanded himself, this was Xander's crush they were talking about.

Grayson realised a moment too late that he had gone silent and was staring quite openly at Lyra Kane. Very unbecoming of a Hawthorne.

Grayson glanced at his two brothers and, to his surprise— though he should have expected something like this, Xander was giving him a knowing— almost suggestive look.

Suddenly all the pieces fit.

The completely unnecessery 911 meeting, the mischevious looks passed between his two younger brothers, and the need to act nonchalant.

They were trying to set Grayson up with Lyra Kane.

And what threw Grayson off was that he would probably date Lyra if she simply asked him to. That was very, very unusual and it almost terrified Grayson.

I mean— love at first sight?? Really, Gray??

"Um— are you alright?" Said the second girl, and Grayson knew her.

Avery Kylie Grambs.

"Im fine, Avery, just... zoned out for a second." Grayson replied.

Avery was a long time academic rival and also, Jameson's long time crush.

Grayson chanced a glance at Jameson and saw him staring at Avery with that same love-sick expression he always did. Jameson was saying something sappy and Avery was retorting just as sharply.

Not that Grayson could focus on them, his attention kept fraying to Lyra. To the way her voice sounded or the way her lips moved and her eyes crinkled.

Grayson very nearly gave into the temptation to slap himself. Just what had gotten into him??

Remember, Grayson, you control the room. Never ever let your control slip.

Grayson took a deep breathe, steadying his thoughts and repeating his grandfather's words like a mantra.

"Hi, Grayson." Said Lyra, her attention finally turning to him. Their eyes met and Grayson could swear he felt a tug in his stomach.

Grayson held out a hand, "A pleasure, Ms.Kane." Lyra raised a brow and smiled.

Graysozn's heart picked up a pace.

She took his hand and shook, "Just Lyra would do too, asshole." Lyra didn't bother trying to hide her, fairly obvious, pettiness.

Grayson couldn't help the snile that spread across his face, "Apologies, I wasn't sure how you'd want to be adressed."

"Well you know now." Lyra replied without missing a beat. They stared at eachother for a moment too long, neither of them having let go of the other's hand yet.

Oh, control be damned.

Grayson broke the charged silence. He re-positioned her hand in his and steadily brought it up to his lips. He pressed a soft kiss to the back fo her hand, bowing slightly at the waist and glanced back up at her.

"Of course, sweetheart."

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BONUS:

Jameson was dead set on getting this right.

He and Xander had put together a master plan in order to get Grayson, the absolute loner, a girlfriend. And Jameson was not going to mess it up. No. Way.

"C'mon then lads, lets get a move on– ah! Ms. Kane!" Xander started, and ofcourse, Jameson followed.

"Righto– oh my!! What a pleasant surprise!!" Jameson turned fully and paused to gape. The surprise guest who had tagged along with Lyra Kane was none other than Avery Kylie Grambs.

Jameson couldn't help but stare at her in awe, she was gorgeous. Always. Avery met his stare with her own, firm gaze.

She raised a brow in question, "You done oggling, Jameson?"

And feisty. Jameson noted, though, he already knew that.

"Never, heiress, I could never possibly get enough of you." He said, sending the girl a wink. Avery rolled her eyes.

"And I could never possibly not be tired of you." She replied. Jameson simply smiled.

"Yet here you are, humoring me anyway." Avery didn't look impressed.

They both stared at eachother for a moment too long.

"C'mere." She ordered, suddenly. Jameson"s heart beat faster in his chest. He leaned down.

"Closer." Jameson obeyed, their faces were now merely inches apart. He could feel her breathe on his face.

Avery met his gaze before angling her head to the side and leaning in towards his ear, "You've got a leaf in your hair."

Avery pulled away and shot Jameson a wicked smile, grabbing her friend's arm and turning to leave. Jameson had barely been able to process what just happened.

A leaf? In his hair? What? Oh! A leaf was in his hair.

Jameson ran a lazy hand through his hair and a leaf slipped right out, he grabbed it and smiled.

Avery Kylie Grambs. A Very Risky Gamble, and gorgeous through and througj.

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AHHAHAHAH WOAH— this was originally meant to serve as a Hawthorne-brothers-fluff-fic only but then I got a bit carried away soooo YAY

Anyways, heres a long awaited fic, PLEASE TELL ME U LIKED IT AGGHBSKSBSKSHDI 😭🥰✨️

Tagsss: @lyragrayson4ever @lyrakanefanatic @runningoutofink8 @constantlymusing @angelnextdooor @inkstainsonmyfingertips @lunarlee101 @alwaysthefangirl @diamondrattherevenge and @telugxrl13 (I DONT EXPECT U TO READ THE FIC BUT LIKE DJJJJSDJDJJSSK IM JUST SO HAPPY U FINALLY JOINED THE FANDOM I HAD TOOO)

[7975348473]

fqfwefoefowgef adding to my TBW list :DD

lyrason fic idea where lyra meets skye and skye's commits another "ur not emily" sth like that and lyra gets sad but doesn't show it but grayson sees it and comforts her afterwards

[inkstainsonmysheets]

for the splendid @binibby

(making mood boards for all my wonderful moots💕✨).

[physics-of-one-piece]

I found a hot sauce company in the UK that allows you to make custom hot sauce ♡ so of course I shamelessly made one in the vibe of my husband 🩷

Raspberry base with hibiscus flower, Dutch Red and Komodo Dragon peppers with herbs

I head cannon that he isn't fazed by spicy foods and really enjoys feeding them to his darling while they sit in his lap tongue on fire.

I'm moving to UK just for this.

OH MY GOD, I have no idea how spicy it is but it seems spicy. Okay, raspberry and hibiscus doesn't seem bad... But Komodo Dragon.

OMG LITTLE DOFFY ON THE LABEL. AAAAAAAA

YES, DOFFY FEEDING YOU SPICY FOOD, I WOULD START CRYING 😭😭😭

[lunarlee101]

The Final Installment! (the more I keep looking the more family members show up so I’m just gonna stop now)

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[stars-and-birds]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

ok i know it’s not new years yet for everyone but!! this has been a really good year for me and i wanna thank everyone esp my moots <3 (apologies if i accidentally tagged you/forgot to tag you!)

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[starrbright]

Kuroo is someone who can't stop touching you. As soon as he's home his fingers are on your curves, sinking deep into your flesh with the strength of his grip like he's terrified you'll disappear on him. He's the one who works, he's the one who leaves every morning, you're currently looking for a new job.

So why is it you are the one whose always manhandled away from the stove, with his work-tired eyes crinkling at you from behind his glasses. His hands search a little too far because you are trying to make dinner but it's so fucking distracting when they slip under you loose cotton shirt and touch the gentle rolls of your stomach. Your body gives way to him though, as he presses needy kisses to the underside of your jaw, like he's certain if he has his lips on you, he won't ever have to leave again. "Testurou," you whine, glancing over your shoulder at the stove. "At least let me turn it off." He huffs not quite a negative but not quite an agreement, his tightening grasp is answer enough. "We can't let dinner burn or god, the house burst into flames," you sigh as you cup the back of his neck and press your forehead to his. His hazel eyes narrow in that way that makes you feel alive. It sends zaps of electricity through you nerves. It's something you only see when he looks at you, talks about his job, or guards the net on the volley ball court. The latter has been something you haven't seen since high school, when you knew who he was but you were just another face in the crowd at school. "Fine," he sighs, moving to drop his face into the crook of your neck like you've denied him all things necessary in life in that one instant. "I'll be back," you promise, because you always flit towards him like a moth to the flame. You may have fallen first, but from the way he watches you, you know even now after the two years you've been together, he's fallen harder.

oh wow

what did i do to deserve this

thank you 😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔😔

[7975348473]

my lady. woman. darling.

we have all waited more than THREE MONTHS FOR THIS VERY FRICKING MOMENT. ITS IS A VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYY BIG GOD DAMNED DEAL AND YOU’D BEST BELIEVE ITTYT 😌😌🔪✨🥰

first HAWTHORNE unlockedddddd

[inkstainsonmyfingertips]

which one sounds more interesting?? also this may or may not affect what i'm going to write because i may have a last minute surge of inspiration.

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no tho cuz wtf is the last ep of ALNST im so confused??

first off. TILLLLLLLLLLL MY BABY MY CHILDDDDD HE'S ALIVEEEEE IM GONNA THROW A PARTY OR SMTH AGHGHGHGHGH YESSSSSS.

second of all wow. just woah- that was A LOT to process- like, i knew Mizi was gonna die but i was not prepared in the slightest god dammit 😭🔪

third off, THE. LORE. bro- that was a lot of angsty story to take in. Honestly, i didn't care abt Sua much before but after thinking the episode over for a few days, she really was quite a character man. I mean- losing on purpose just to keep her girlfriend alive 😭😭😭 and then Mizi explaining how Sua loved her more than Mizi did and stuff just broke me- like stab me why dont u 😭

BUT IM SO CURIOUS ABOUT LUKA NOW?? Since Hyuna's dying words to him was to "live with love" and all does he change his ways?? I mean— he obvi took the words to heart but like idk man WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?? IS HE STILL MANIPULATING HIS OPPONENTS ORRRR??

also Till helping the kids is so fucking wholesome im not ready to say goodbye to these characters yet pls i need moreeee the ending feels so incomplete 🥹🥹

@lunarlee101 i blame u love 😔😔😭

[kikarou]

Hi Kikarou!! I hope you’re doing well :)

Hi Jay!! Thank you for checking in that's really sweet of you💕

I am doing fine, actually, I have been going through a lot of positive changes and starting new beginnings, so life has been good lately. I did delete my previous blog out of the blue, but not to worry it wasn't out of any troubling reasons, I just wanted to start anew. Again thank you!!

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i don't want gigi to fall in love with a kidnapper...

i need opinions @lyrakanefanatic @7975348473 @reminiscentreader

[chesue00]

your warm bodies au lives in my head

Oooooh<333 hope it stays there as a resident in your head 😔🙌🏻 they'll be more crumbs soon for the warm bodies au >:D

[physics-of-one-piece]

I reblog so many things from you back to back i feel bad ㅠㅠ

Its like we're in the grocery mart and I'm just following along taking things out of your basket lmao

Hehehe I love that you enjoy the content

Lots of Doffy content here. I am a Doffy tumblr source at this point 🤣

Hahaha, I love the visual. Taking things from my grocery basket 🤣🤣 does that mean you're paying at the register? 🤣🤣